Turns ons!!!(try to keep it clean)

The_Goose

espeically want her the womens point of view cause i know what turns us lads on!

nakedness,semi nakedness,full clothed basicly anthing!

Kold

Big winter coats - They exude class, way nicer than a "le coq sportif" hoody
Eyes
Very skinny girls
Short girls
Glasses can be so sexy
A little firm butt
Intellectualism
A soft voice with no strong accent


Claire Forlani from meet joe black

ferdi

girls in masses of clothing, like winter clothing - big furry coat, big psnts, big boots, big gloves,scarf etc like hot eskimo chiks...mmmmm

i get m0re out of seeing a cute face sticking out of a big furry hood* than 10 nakkid chicks.







*the type of hood attached to clothing you immature fools

Beruthiel

fois gras

Kold

Ducks innards??

ferdi

Originally posted by Manticore
cause i know what turns us lads on!

common female mistake. girls just recon that the same old shyte will always turn fellas on - it'll get him off, but if you really want to get down to the proper bass stuff, you gotta get freaky.

SheroN

scat can be sexy. It can also be messy.

Beruthiel

Originally posted by Kold
Ducks innards??

yup

Kalina

Shoulders- broad and well-built!!

SheroN

people with little shoulders look funny...HEHE

damnyanks

People with no shoulders look weird

AL][EN

Uniforms (Nurses etc)
long hot Showers
oiled massages
women smaller than myslef
skimpy lingerie (sorry my spelling is terrible i know)



and pretty much what Manticore said nakedness,semi nakedness,full clothed basicly anthing!

Beëlzebooze

knee socks
glasses
ponytails

rar.....

Johnny_the_fox

girls that can speak a "cúpla focal" ...

Seraphina

ooh conas ata?

rAR!

seamus

Nice thighs. Not too skinny, not too big, and smooth skin. N.y.o.m.

Also, short ladies, handful-sized breasts, braces (as in train tracks) and red hair.

][cEMAN**

Instant gotta have it turn on - uniforms - wide range of them including either knee socks or stockings (no pantyhoes for somewhat obvious reasons)

Long term all over warm great feeling is got from such clothings as worn by Sandra Bullock in "While you were sleeping".

Trust me - the more worn in certain circumstances, the better, because you have to use your imagination more, and sometimes turn ons shouldn't just be about thrust thrust thrust but rather taking time and appreciation!

Greatest long term turn ons would be intelligence and sense of humour.

Sleipnir

Originally posted by Beruthiel
fois gras

aaaaaahh only to be eaten to the sound of trumpets as some chap once said.

Drazhar

Legs: Short skirt (not too short, just looks tarty and cheap) long legs, high heels.

Seraphina

DOODEH! rAAAR!
>_<


i'll go away now......

Doodee

Short red nightie, Candles, and Big double bed.

/me shivvers with delight

quank

(For guys)
Imagine the girl you like.....
......
Now....... imagine...... she had a shaved head.....
if she is still nice looking, she's the one


:ninja:

Ryo Hazuki

Well somebody will do it anyway...

Your Mother etc...



and Japanese Women

MojoMaker

Originally posted by Beruthiel
fois gras

Spot on B, spot on. Throw in a cheeky Merlot and you're in business.

Mossy Monk

hot pants and someone who doesnt talk ****e for more than 20 minutes a day

tman

a nice looking woman that's comfortable with her nekkedness:)

getting a seriously bad fixation for chicks with glasses, or freaky hair (sarah wynter > sixth day type stuff...)
god knows how i'd react if i saw the 2 at the same time on a womanww)

LoneGunM@n

Eyes ... especially those really watery blue ones .... huhuhuhu!!!

Havelock

Soft women,
warm clothes,
glasses (even those owlish ones, that means you Lizard),
delicate hands (classical musicans and artists usally),
A little bit of innocentness and playfulness,
Candle light,
A good meal and better company,
A well played seduction,
School uniforms (I might need help!)
Le Fayish women ( Elfish )
Smart women,
Intamacy,

(The Dark-sided ones)
Being watched
and the risk of getting caught in public!

Bard

Vampirism
Chicks with swords

and dare anyone say it...
sense of humour. preferably warped.

The_Goose

definatly eyes(really deep ones!(make sense?))
doesnt matter if there tall short skinny or plump
legs is a biggy


QUOTE]School uniforms (I might need help!)[/QUOTE]

i think this is a given cause every lad wanted sex in school and the uniform just sets that off, big time!

sense of humour

oh and nt to clingy, "you can go out with just your friends once a century!"

Macseamusa

fish net stocking
knee high boots
a faint smeel of sweet perfume
decent hugs

theciscokid

brunettes with pigtails

tall chicks, smiles, long legs

The_Goose

favourite celeb, to get a picture of your perfect piece of fluff!


meg ryan was the love of my life but now she s old so anna Kornakova is now no. 1

logic1

Originally posted by Manticore
favourite celeb, to get a picture of your perfect piece of fluff!


meg ryan was the love of my life but now she s old so anna Kornakova is now no. 1

I'm sure they're both thrilled.

.logic.

cat_rant

guys of a slight build not wispy tho
genlte aroma of nice aftershave
guys taller than me (its not difficult)
glasses (sometimes)
spikey hair rarrr!
piercings
tatoos
bieng in control in the bed room, i dont bite (much)

nice clean shaven guys
getting a full boby massage
ylang ylang (essentional oil and affrodisiac) sp?
having my kneck kisses softly and someone breathing on my kneck gently
ok i think i should stop now:p

ferdi

Originally posted by catastrophy
ok i think i should stop now:p

dont stop now, i'm nearly there goddammit!

cat_rant

ferdi do i really need to know what you ment by that? in what context should that comment be taken by a lady such as myself (lol)

secret_squirrel

a woman who will play with my hair
redheads (first ever crush ahhhh )
short women
intelligence
FMB's
scarf and hat and lil face peeking out.
steamed up glasses
freshly shampooed hair

neoB

A guy with freckles or moles mmm
shaved or spiked hair
tattoes, peircings, chains as well
clean shaven / beards (as long as it look good, either or)
nice legs, like a runner
arms ..sexy arms see they work out
devilish grin
intelligence
glasses (hell yes!)
Not afraid to take control in anything
patient & sweet
NOt afraid to speak mind
Sexillent

secret_squirrel

Originally posted by neoB
(from sig) .. i love cheese....... >=)

And covered in cheese too ?

tman

frottage cheese?

AngelofFire

Lets see:

Lassies in school uniforms-i gotta enjoy it while im still young enough cos ill look like a perv when im 50.

Lassies with pink lingerie

:ninja:

Girls who are into one or more of the following
1) football
2)Good music
3)getting drunk after midnight

Girls who are not into one or more of the following

1)excessive shopping
2)gossip
3)soppy films

Seraphina

omg NO CHEESE OF ANY KIND!!!
/me shudders and makes mental note to put that on turn offs list.

xx

Turn on's, eh?
Ok, firstly, either using a chainsaw or a jackhammer!!!
Also, forget Barry White and all that, if you want music to make love to......Rammstein
Now, lets get down to the particulars...
A girl who can take a dead arm and not complain about it :eek:
Girls who don't display stupidity above acceptable levels.
MILFy type women.
Fine child-bearin' hips
Good stamina in the sack is always a must.

As for looks...
The posh-uppity look gets me goin'.....and why is it I always start thinking something like "I'd put manners on her" when I see a girl like that?
Not too much makeup - natural beauty works better for me.
Soft skin
And I don't like those red sort of chilblain marks that some girls have on their upper arms. They look like little red goosebumps - what the hell are they? Whatever they are anyway, I don't like 'em.

Kalina

Originally posted by SheroN
people with little shoulders look funny...HEHE

Lucky for you you're well built!!

SheroN

Lucky indeed.

Kold

guys of a slight build not wispy tho
genlte aroma of nice aftershave
guys taller than me (its not difficult)
glasses (sometimes)
piercings
tatoos
bieng in control in the bed room, i dont bite (much)

nice clean shaven guys
getting a full boby massage
ylang ylang (essentional oil and affrodisiac) sp?
having my kneck kisses softly and someone breathing on my kneck gently
ok i think i should stop now

Lol you'd so fancy the arse off me

Typedef

A woman shaking her shoulder length hair from side to side, or using her hand to make it bounce.

When you catch a woman's eye walking down the street and turn your head to catch a scent of her.

The sight of a stylettoed foot with tights dangeling over a knee or the side of a chair.

Women who wear black.

Aloof, yet seductive females.

A woman who will grab you buy the side of your jacket, draw you close to her and kiss you deeply ... oh yeah.

Uninhibited, good in bed... but, not a slut.

Mixing various forms of fruit, with assorted acts of love making.

The scilent type... who will look into your eyes seductively ... rather then say ... "Come hither".

hmm.

Women who can break out of the Daddy's little princess headset... and you know... live on planet earth.

Well proportioned female bodies.

Strong willed females (not dykie though) and definitely not the sort who have a chip on their shoulder about 'sticking' it to us men.

I like a chick who doesn't take any ahem... well shit, to be honest, but, who is also, prepaired to be .... feminine.

Contradictions aside... kinky sex works too.

ha

DMT

THE EYES
(preferably blue)

If her eyes aren't beautiful then she's not worth it.

Other than that, tall brunettes, not boney but not someone ye can swing out of either.....

weemcd

speaking of eyes, wat sorta eyes do u like a fela to have? ive been told ive nice deep dark brown eyes:cool: :cool:

Bard

Hot candlewax...


"Sticks and stones may break my bones.../ but whips and chains excite me..."