Funny caption thread

Raphael · 26-10-2003 6:40pm #1

Ok, every 48 hours i will post a new picture onto this thread, and it will be your duty to suggest amusing captions. If i can be arsed ill get someone to photoshop on the captions then post them on a website that doesnt exist yet. Tally-ho!

26-10-2003 6:46pm

"this thread sucks ass"

Jaeger · 26-10-2003 7:39pm

I've seen these work pretty well on other boards, needs purdy witty clientele though =x

"98,99,100...Ready or not here I come"

"The nerd panda stayed in every Sat night"

"Panda's house party bombed again"

edit: Wittier than me obviously..

joseph brand · 27-10-2003 1:47am

'When will I ever be extinct?'

'God I'm a worthless creature'.

'Pandanother snooze, and another and another, til I die cos I'm stupid'.

Paddy20 · 27-10-2003 2:18am

Free at last!.

Jaeger · 27-10-2003 4:13am

Originally posted by joseph brand
'When will I ever be extinct?'

'God I'm a worthless creature'.

'Pandanother snooze, and another and another, til I die cos I'm stupid'.

Er...either you completely missed the point of this thread or those are just sarcasm.

I thought mine were bad

hedgetrimmer · 27-10-2003 8:21am

"Americans suspect Al Qeida leader has rented Panda costume"

Liquorice · 27-10-2003 12:25pm

"Ugh, remind me never to mix brandy, melted edam and sushi again."

Me no funny

oeNeo · 27-10-2003 3:07pm

Paddy20's post is the funniest so far.

Stormfox1020 · 27-10-2003 4:16pm

"Panda: Hey whoses that perve taking pictures?"

mike65 · 27-10-2003 4:35pm

"...I wonder if that fool Attenborough is still stood there..."

Mike.

ai ing · 27-10-2003 5:05pm

"This is some goood shlt "

ando · 27-10-2003 6:21pm

"That would be an ecumenical matter"

Agent Smith · 27-10-2003 7:03pm

100 euro's for that? Jesus F Christ

Drazhar · 27-10-2003 7:07pm

"i have got to do something about those curtins"

DEmeant0r · 27-10-2003 11:40pm

"Hey, where's my bitch gone?"

Tyrrial · 28-10-2003 9:50am

He came for the Sceanary.....

he stayed cos his Fúcking lost!:ninja:

SoundWave · 28-10-2003 10:12am

"... and im spent"

Yavvy · 28-10-2003 10:17am

Child: " Look a cute panda, lets go and hug it"

Panda: " .... as soon as that little kid gets close I'm a going to gobble that Fùcker right up"

Child: " get the zoo keeper to shoot him with a tranq dart first"

Panda: "Fùck"

ando · 28-10-2003 10:26am

Echo Echo Echo Echo ............. 'Sweeeeeet'

Tyrrial · 28-10-2003 10:37am

did somone fart in hear....?

28-10-2003 1:16pm

Originally posted by utility_
"this thread sucks ass"

Tyrrial · 28-10-2003 2:03pm

"this thread sucks ass"

then don't read it, i find that will help.

even the panda doesn't like you.:mad:

TUTS · 28-10-2003 3:07pm

" a panda is for life.... Not just for Christmas. "

Kold · 28-10-2003 3:21pm

"Broadband.... Too much porn.. too fast..."

Oh by the way, i came up with idea for this thread so i shuld be in credits :P

Stormfox1020 · 28-10-2003 4:16pm

"Hey whats 42-years old, single mother doin in that cave?"
or
"Whats your mom doin in that cave?"

Raphael · 28-10-2003 7:57pm

Ok, i posted the last image so i name this caption the winner!

Originally posted by hedgetrimmer
"Americans suspect Al Qeida leader has rented Panda costume"

Ok, now someone else post a new image

And it was kolds idea, for the record

www.arch-angel.cjb.net

Zer0^ · 28-10-2003 10:41pm

tbh ! not very good pic :S

joseph brand · 29-10-2003 3:47am

'Cant believe I'm in work tomorrow'

'That ceiling needs a lick of paint'

'I have a funny feeling someone is watching my every move'.

vengeance52 · 29-10-2003 10:05am

"ill cut the lawns when im damn ready"

"whats that.... damn paperazzi again"

"hmmm floor pie........ D'oh! "

Vengeance

Yavvy · 29-10-2003 10:36am

OK NEW IMAGE, NEW CAPTION.

Stormfox1020 · 29-10-2003 12:00pm

"for your sake i hope your paying your taxes"

angelofdeath · 29-10-2003 12:05pm

''YOU ARE ONE UGLY MOTHER F..KER''!!!!!

29-10-2003 12:07pm

"You're the one who started that thread on boards! It sucks shít!"

LoLth · 29-10-2003 12:59pm

"Just you wait 'til I get elected you inferior piece of sh*t"

Arnie's Germanic roots eventually surface under the strain of campaigning.

hedgetrimmer · 29-10-2003 1:53pm

Governor launches new health plan for people with disability. "Bullets are cheaper than care"

Kold · 29-10-2003 2:07pm

The T-0013 was designed more for political correctness than Termination abilities, however it packed a few tricks up it's sleeve as other terminators were forced to be incredibly nice and feel incredibly awkward

Okie · 29-10-2003 3:54pm

"Finally....after all these years, Arnold could afford to laugh"

"He squeezed on the trigger aiming it close at the Evil Mexican scientist responsible for grafting a nerds head onto his back"

Sorry...best I can do :rolleyes:

Obscure · 29-10-2003 4:35pm

"There was this one cast member from Total Recall Arnie never liked..."

"Say 'Uggghhh' again mother****er. C'mon, say it again! I double dare you mother****er!!"

Ob'

Stormfox1020 · 29-10-2003 8:06pm

"Hey you look just like my mother"

hedgetrimmer · 30-10-2003 8:56am

I reckon this thread should get a sticky

Yavvy · 30-10-2003 9:22am

ok I will decide the winner today...better get your funneh captions in soon !

angelofdeath · 30-10-2003 12:31pm

definitely sticky

Paddy20 · 30-10-2003 12:43pm

Yeah,

Sticky, stick, stick, STICKY!, Yup.

P.:ninja:

Paddy20 · 30-10-2003 12:47pm

"Hey kid, I said VOTE!, not NOPE!, you DOPE!"

Yavvy · 30-10-2003 1:38pm

and the winner is..........

angelof death

Any one may now post a new Image

Tyrrial · 30-10-2003 3:28pm

How about this pic

Here it is

hedgetrimmer · 30-10-2003 3:31pm

"Wall Street Crash 2003. Index drops 15 executives."

Jaeger · 30-10-2003 3:38pm

"And the award for ground breaking realism in the field of documentary making goes to!... 9/11: The High Fliers"

Yavvy · 30-10-2003 3:40pm

they said that curry was hot..but this is just silly

Okie · 30-10-2003 3:42pm

The new craze sweeping the scene.

"Extreme Business Chairman Break Dancing"

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