What is your Battle Cry????

Jabbathegut · 21-10-2003 11:35am #1

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"

Tyrrial · 21-10-2003 11:39am

i like mine

"I'm going to pound you until you deflate, then bake cookies!!!"

i get food!:)

MarkR · 21-10-2003 11:40am

He he...

Striding on the cliffs, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Mark! And he gives a low bellow:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you can no longer smell pretty things!"

superfly · 21-10-2003 11:48am

i've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and i'm all out of bubblegum!

Mick L · 21-10-2003 12:03pm

"I'm going to pound you like a first grade teacher, and throw you out the airplane door!!"

Sweet

Cozpyro · 21-10-2003 12:08pm

Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the freeway! It is Coz Pyro, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I lay waste to the landscape with God on my side!"

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Big Chief · 21-10-2003 12:24pm

Prowling on the freeway, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Big Chief! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to fùck you beyond capacity, and then some!"

Beruthiel · 21-10-2003 12:50pm

Beruthiel, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She howls apocalyptically

"I'm going to pummel you into your own personal hell!"

yes
that'll do

but does anyone know what a reflective halberd is?

daithi01 · 21-10-2003 1:00pm

Rampaging over the desert, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Daithi01! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"I'm going to hump you with such disregard for common sense, your momma won't recognize you!"

electrofelix · 21-10-2003 1:25pm

Zang! Who is that, rampaging amidst the tundra! It is Electrofelix, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you so painfully, you will polymorph into a bag of marshmallows!!"

hmm, chewy.

Mr.Applepie · 21-10-2003 1:35pm

Skulking over the plains, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Appley! And he gives a low bellow:

Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I destroy all in my path like a river of pure piranha

Evil Phil · 21-10-2003 1:38pm

Hark! Who is that, skulking along the cliffs! It is Phil, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel grunt, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I desecrate until my loins find satisfaction!"

Cliffs, whips, pagan idols, desecration and my loins. Sounds about right

cr1spy · 21-10-2003 1:41pm

Lo! Who is that, skulking along the tundra! It is Cr1spy, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts ominously:

"I'm going to beat you all the way to Wankerhof, and hit you with a steamroller!"

Wankerhof??

waffles · 21-10-2003 1:43pm

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I desecrate like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"

i like it

Acidflash · 21-10-2003 1:44pm

Rampaging along the icy wasteland, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Acidflash! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!"

AL][EN · 21-10-2003 1:51pm

Lo! Who is that, prowling along the desert! It is AL][EN, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smack you until your mom feels it in her womb, and launch you into deep space!!!"

i like that!!

Big Chief · 21-10-2003 1:56pm

Originally posted by Beruthiel

but does anyone know what a reflective halberd is?

halberd :

A weapon of the 15th and 16th centuries having an axlike blade and a steel spike mounted on the end of a long shaft.

ill take it the reflective part just means its that shiny it has a reflection?

DeVore · 21-10-2003 2:02pm

Striding amidst the desert, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh DeVore! And he gives a low grunt:

"I'm going to contort you so hard, you will drink poison and piss honey!"
--

Gilded fncking boxing gloves?... though the "low grunt" bit is probably on target

DeV.

Mossy Monk · 21-10-2003 2:58pm

Running through the wasteland, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Mossy! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"

MarkR · 21-10-2003 3:06pm

And my alternate...

Running out of the hotel lobby, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Legbreaker! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I destroy all in my path like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

Kold · 21-10-2003 3:34pm

Running along the cliffs, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Kold! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to hump you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!"

Lol why are my things always horny... and against the will of the masses?

Kold · 21-10-2003 3:37pm

Lol omg its true!

Sprinting amidst the tarmac, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh Liam! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to hump you until you scream like a banshee, and sever every head in sight!!!"

Dr. Loon · 21-10-2003 3:54pm

Sprinting through the plains, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Dr. Loon! And he gives a cruel bellow:
"I'm going to contort you with such zeal, your timbers will shiver!!!"

WizZard · 21-10-2003 3:58pm

"I'm going to smack you beyond capacity, and then some!!!"

Nice

:cool:

Creamy Goodness · 21-10-2003 3:58pm

Striding over the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Cr3m0! And she gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to fúck you until you taste like chicken, and throw you out the airplane door!!"

Sposs · 21-10-2003 4:00pm

"This one's for you, mom! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"

Commissar · 21-10-2003 6:19pm

A rampaging Commissar leaves a long line of pregnant widows in his wake:

"Hang em from their figgens* "

*a small fruit.

aidan_dunne · 21-10-2003 6:52pm

Who is that, striding over the terrain! It is Aidan_dunne, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He cries vengefully:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!!"

Yeah, that sounds pretty accurate. If you smell me after a curry I'm well able to fill the world with the stench of death! Or the toilet, at least!

tman · 21-10-2003 7:00pm

Originally posted by superfly
i've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and i'm all out of bubblegum!

i thought it was supposed to be "it's time to kick ass & chew bubblegum... i'm all out of gum!"

Zang! Who is that, skulking through the terrain! It is tman, hands clutching a mighty sword! He screams apocalyptically:

"I'm going to bludgeon you beyond your expiration date!!"

Rabies · 21-10-2003 7:02pm

Hark! Who is that, rampaging through the hotel lobby! It is Rabies, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a gutteral roar, his voice cometh:

"You in some **** now, muhfuh! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!!"

azezil · 21-10-2003 7:09pm

Seán
"I'm going to spank you to the moon and back!!"
lol

azezil
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to all I see with reckless abandon!"

rar

superconor · 21-10-2003 9:40pm

Who is that, skulking over the wasteland! It is Superconor, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a cruel roar, his voice cometh:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I plunder until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

lol, /me likes!
rarr!

jaarius · 22-10-2003 3:49am

Who is that, running over the icy wasteland! It is Ian, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He grunts vengefully:

"I'm going to fcuk you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!"

jaz?

lyonsy · 22-10-2003 11:33am

Who is that, prowling amidst the tarmac! It is lyonsy, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She howls mightily:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! Skulls will be ****ed for Satan!!!"

:eek: iksnay on the ull ****ing say

EdBanger · 22-10-2003 12:00pm

Sprinting through the mountains, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Edbanger! And he gives a mighty roar:

"In the name of malice, I bring darkness and mayhem like a river of pure piranha!"

[Iramus] · 22-10-2003 12:34pm

"I'm going to **** you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!"

lol

angelofdeath · 22-10-2003 9:51pm

nothin better for a sig

JohnK · 22-10-2003 10:32pm

Lo! Who is that, prowling across the mountains! It is JohnK, hands clutching a burning branch! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"

][cEMAN** · 23-10-2003 9:26am

Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the freeway! It is ][cEMAN, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful scream, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"

They left out the bit about banging my chest and yelling like tarzan

Raphael · 24-10-2003 1:59pm

Hark! Who is that, stalking along the fields! It is Jaffer, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He roars apocalyptically:

"I'm going to smash you like it's a new extreme sport, then make toast!"

Hmmmm, toast ay?
Lets try my other nick

Who is that, stalking on the cliffs! It is Raphael, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"

<surfer voice>RIGHTEOUS! </surfer voice>

Zounds · 24-10-2003 8:57pm

i have many aliases so:
As John my battle cry is:
Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking amidst the hotel lobby! It is John, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He roars thunderously:

"I'm seriously going to torment you beyond mortal comprehension!"

As Zounds it's:
Prowling out of the tundra, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Zounds! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"In the name of malice, I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"

And as Newanda it's:
Sprinting over the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Newanda! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

Devious · 24-10-2003 9:10pm

Rampaging amidst the steppes, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Devious! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm seriously going to clobber you until you are tax-deductible!!"

Hmmmm....

ChumpStain · 24-10-2003 9:43pm

Heres mine;
"In the name of malice, I sow darkness and discord until there is no more hope!"

passive · 24-10-2003 10:36pm

Prowling across the candy store, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Passive! And he gives a booming howl:

"I'm going to **** you until there are no limbs left to break!!"

banbutcher · 25-10-2003 7:30am

"I'm going to torment you with such reckless abandon, your timbers will shiver!!!"

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

fozzle · 27-10-2003 2:30pm

Skulking on the plains, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Fozzle! And she gives a mighty bellow:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I carve into flesh until everything has croaked!"

Stormfox1020 · 27-10-2003 4:22pm

Rampaging on the hotel lobby, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Stormfox! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I carve into flesh like a sentient bulldozer!"

Stormfox1020 · 27-10-2003 4:23pm

And another

Zang! Who is that, running across the plains! It is Stormfox, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He roars vengefully:

"I'm going to **** you so thoroughly, it will be a new form of crime!"

LegacyUser · 27-10-2003 8:20pm

loike this is a link to a website, not a joke, i think a real humour forum is needed where only original, made up by posters humour is allowed, 0 effort = 0 stars

What is your Battle Cry????

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