the simpsons, is there anything they can't do?

Rose Ramirez · 03-09-2003 7:47pm #1

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are the simpsons the most influential cartoon ever?
i'd like to hear from people who dont like them if possible.
but if you like them i want to hear from you and we can rant on like muppets.

ps. blah blah blah blah blah etc. etc. i cant type for ****. NO TEXT TYPING PLEASE.

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alright d simpsons. the most influential cartoon ever? probably. i'd b most interested 2 replies 2 dis from people who dislike d simpsons if dats possible. but if u luv dem 2 istill want 2 hear from u and we can b all like 'remember d one when...'

PS did anyone else here think idle hands was a great film?+has anyone else seen d lone gunmen/ i used 2 stay up till about half one to watch it

like nirvana? like d simpsons? check out d attachment

lordsippa · 03-09-2003 11:26pm

<my thoughts>

Oh... it's only Mr. Burns.... KILL IT!

</my thoughts>

... I'd be all "lay off the newbie" but i'm tired so keep up the good work there.

Bake him away toys. ... What the kid said.

Havelock · 04-09-2003 8:10am

Crash: That newbie owes you a debt of thanks.

[Troll]
Ramirez: Here, in the internet, we have keyboards which allow us to type full words, this is so people like me don't develop psychotic urges from seeing how degraded written English has become. For the safty and sanity for others, please refrain from text speak on line.
[/Troll]

Lordslippa: I'm surprized at you, you got here first its your duty to flame the nuwbie. Tut-tut

As in for the topic, yes the Simpsons are great and if everyone watched it there would be world peace. They produce a funny cartoon week in week out, without getting stale. You can watch episodes a 100 times and still find parts funny. Anything with Prof.Frink "That monkey will pay!" or Willie "Cheese eating surrender monkies!" and of course Mr.Burns and the Flying Monkies "Tell the boys to keep working on it". Ah this great. Its no family guy, but still.

As for the Lonegun Men, it was a bit farsical at times, but I liked the characters.

Crash: The term is fuppets (worse than a muppet, a f**king muppet)!

Rose Ramirez · 04-09-2003 6:13pm

Alright the offending newbie back. No text talk but I'm lazy, must I constantly have to use capital letters? Good one when Prof. Frink flew his son out the window, sighed and said 'my wife is going to kill me' Also most new cartoons nowadays are crap in comparison to stuff like Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles, James Bond Jnr. etc. Also The Monkees was a cool programme.

Liquorice · 04-09-2003 7:11pm

"Father, give me legs"
"What do you mean you don't play God here, you do nothing BUT play God. And I think your Octoparrot would agree." "SQUAWK! Polly shouldn't be."
"Attempted murder, now really what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted Chemistry?"

article6 · 04-09-2003 8:03pm

"Quiet honey, you don't know how big this government is! It goes all the way to the White House..."

"uhhh.... well... in real life, the people won't burn... as quickly."

"Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a re-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and... [Lisa looks at him] uh... but not at you, O holiest of gods, with the wrathfulness and the vengeance and the blood rain and the hey-hey-hey-it-hurts-me..."

Plus, the entire episode with Hank Scorpio in it. Heh. No-one ever says Italy.

Chunk · 04-09-2003 8:26pm

look at this

lordsippa · 04-09-2003 8:29pm

AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE! SOMEBODY BEAT ME TO THE POLLY WASN'T MEANT TO BE QUOTE! DAMN YOU!

<thinks of how to show up stupid damned aine...> "I have a horsey... Neigh neigh..." <ask neil>

"Oh that is SO 1992."

"Well Bart, like your uncle martin used to say 'shoot em all and let god sort em out.' ... Unfortunately one day he decided to live by this philosophy. It took 17 federal agents to bring him down. Now let us never talk of him again." "But mom you didn't answer my question!" "Oh honey, listen to your heart... and not the voices in your head, like one uncle did that fateful october morning..."

"Marge, is this a boil or a wart?"

"Don't you have a crotch to pad?"

"Flanders to god, Flanders to god, get off your cloud and save my Todd!"

"Who's in the house? MARGE IS! Well she will be soon! Because there's cleaning to be done!"

"Do you really want to give my dad power of Attorney?!"

"Here's a ball... why don't you try bouncing it?"

"Don't be ridiculous! Everyone knows leprechauns became extinct aeons ago!"

"Whoa... what've I been smoking? Oh yeah... pot."

"ZEPPLIN ROCK!"

"Well *I* just got promoted at work and it's all down to YES I CANN-ABIS! .... WE HAVE A KITCHEN!?"

.... that's all for now...

Oh and the quality can REALLY dip some seasons but of late they've been making some good ones again... then again I keep missing most of their newer ones so perhaps I've only seen a few of the good ones.

Incidentally text talk makes you sound like an idiotic giddy little 12 year old girl. But picking on the n00bs is just too easy. Sometimes it has to be done, but it's really not worth the effort.

Chunk · 04-09-2003 8:38pm

i have more pictures but i dont know how to put them up in the one post

Green Hand Guy · 05-09-2003 6:52pm

"So, you don't like the old timey bikes, eh?"

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

"Oh, Jar-Jar. Nobody loves you but me."

"Tonight's got nothing to do with nice. Tonight's all about...
(tape: Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows, everything...)
Sorry Marge, wrong tape."

Barry Aldwell · 05-09-2003 7:10pm

Nice editing job, Neil.

"Homer, no! You'll kill us all!"
"Or die trying!"

shep the malevolent pixie · 05-09-2003 7:21pm

"trying is the first step towards failure."

"they call them fingers but i've never seen 'em fing... oh wait, there they go..."

"implied lisa, or implode?"

"stupider as a fox."

etc.

:cool:

Green Hand Guy · 05-09-2003 7:28pm

"Engine black eggs. If we can keep these down we'll be sittin' pretty."

"Hey boss, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead?"
"No, what I said is, he sleeps with the fishes. You see Lou..."

Peterfing · 05-09-2003 7:45pm

Mr Burns: "Snowmen have peepers. Peepers to watch. Watch for that moment of weakness and then BAFF comes the knock on the head and your down!"
Homer: "Aaa! What do we do?"
Mr Burns : "Oh...wouldn't you like to know."

"Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire. Beer kills brain cells."

"Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out."

"Lord, I know I shouldn't eat thee..... Mmmm...sacriliscious..."

"Mmmm...free goo..."

"Mmmm.... Fifty dollar pretzel..."

"Mmmm... open faced club sand wedge."

"I'm just going out to... STALK, Lenny and ... Karl... D'oh!"

Homer : "Looks like he's barking up the wrong Bush! Heh heh!"
Homer's Brain : "Good job Homer, the cleverest thing you'll ever say
and no-one was around to hear it."
Homer : "D'oh!"

"I gotta go, my wiener kids are listening."

"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

"Implosion... but boss I thought you said explo... MWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

...................................................................

Oh dear, I'd better stop now before I fill the page. See below for one last one...

Chunk · 05-09-2003 9:04pm

"Now i'm going to teach some bullys a lesson"
"Barts a tutor now,tute on,son,tute on"

"Marge how could y-,was he better than me"

"Good night Pepsi"
"Pepi"

"My cats breath smells like cat food"

"Yes I am interested in long distance saving.VERY interested"

"i have had with school! The low test scores,class after class of, ugly,ugly children!"

"When ever i hear the wind blow i'll hear of the name Lowenstien"
"My name's White"
Whispers to her self"Lowenstien"

RockViper · 05-09-2003 9:39pm

Homer: Marge remember that time I took a home wine making course and forgot how to drive?

Marge: Thats becasue you were drunk!

Homer: And how!

Homer: All I'm going to use this bed for is eating, sleeping and building the occaisional fort.

Flanders: Did anyone pray for giant shoes?
Rod: I did!
Flanders: Okily dokily

Grandpa: Not many people know, I owned the first radio in Springfield. Weren't much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "Aaaaa" he'd say. Then "B". "C" would usually follow...

Man:I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such
incident occurred in 1956 when...

twirly sponge · 05-09-2003 10:11pm

"Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shout bees out"

"We must move forwards not backwards, upwards not forwards and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."

lordsippa · 05-09-2003 11:23pm

Marge, are there other men in this house? RADIOACTIVE men?

Come on Homer! Come on Homer! Pretend this is baseball and get us a homer!

"I don't want to suffocate him"
"Yeah Marge, cause then we'd get the chair..."

"Mountain Dew or Crab Juice!"
"Ew... euch! I'll take a crab juice!"

When I was a boy, I too dreamt of being a baseball.

Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?

Green Hand Guy · 06-09-2003 8:42pm

"Back then we had to say dickety because the Kaiser stole our word for twenty. I chased him for dickety-two miles to get that word back..."

Zukustious · 06-09-2003 11:15pm

"You see, back then the rich people would drive around showering the streets with coins. And one day I saw someone in a car, so I got my washtub and ran out to the street. I had just used my washtub that day to prepare a turkey, which in those days was called "A walking bird". We'd always have walking bird on thanksgiving. And we'd also watch football, which in those days was called baseball."

Completely innacurate I know.

article6 · 07-09-2003 7:39pm

"On one of my regular trips to the floor, I noticed that Molloy had sneakers... for sneaking!"

Homer: "Twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!"
Homer's Brain: "Twenty dollars can buy you many peanuts."
Homer: "Explain how."
Homer's Brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
Homer: "Woo-hoo!"

"Aurora borealis? At this time of the year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, all localised in your kitchen?"
"....Yes."
"May I see it?"
"....No."
"Seymour, the house is on fire!"
"No, Mother, it's just the northern lights."

Barry Aldwell · 07-09-2003 7:56pm

I know it's on meh sig, but it was in tonights new episode, and kinda shows that the new eps can still produce the good quotes.

"Are you there god, it's me, DUFFMAN!"

Liquorice · 08-09-2003 8:09pm

"Making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel"
"Lady, I have been grossly misinformed about witches"

Outcast · 08-09-2003 9:28pm

I HATE THE SIMPSONS! I seem to be the only person on Earth but I do not watch the Simpsons (hence the name). Thet're not even remotely funny yet it's become a worldwide obsession only accepted because there's no one left to fight! I can't do it on my own some help here people!

Barry Aldwell · 08-09-2003 9:43pm

Originally posted by Outcast
I HATE THE SIMPSONS!

DIE FOUL HEATHEN!

Anyway,

"There are no good wars, with the exceptions of the American Revolution, World War 2, and the Star Wars trilogy"

Green Hand Guy · 09-09-2003 7:07pm

"Hey! He really is Duffman! Then I must really be Jesus! Up, up and away!"

Rose Ramirez · 10-09-2003 6:52pm

My favourite quote : 'He's escaped? May god have mercy on us all! Honey I have to go out where are my slippers?'
'In the Den'
'The Den? May God have mercy on us all'

Probably Inaccurate

Barry Aldwell · 10-09-2003 10:01pm

Grandpa: "I was on PT109 when we found out that JFK was a Nazi"

(memory of PT109)

JFK: "Ich bein ein Berliner"

Grandpa: "He's a Nazi! Lets get him!"

FYI, JFK has the distinction of having been in command of the only PT boat ever rammed by an enemy in World War 2. The things were basically small yachts with some machine guns and torpedoes, but he managed to "miss" a Japanese destroyer. It was foggy, but a destroyer isn't exactly small compared to a (highly agile) PT boat.

Calman · 10-09-2003 10:50pm

Homer: "And a ooga booga to you too"

Can't remember the context but I'm pretty sure it was simpsons and very funny. If someone remembers this will u tell me

:D mags :D · 11-09-2003 4:43pm

"You kissed a girl? That is so gay!"

Not sure but I think it was Jimbo or one of them to Nelson...

Aliminator · 11-09-2003 5:58pm

not sure if this's been posted:

Dean...."oh my god! that sounds like a pig fainting"

Calman · 11-09-2003 6:06pm

Got a good one

Homer: "Fiddle dee dee, I stepped on a nail, that'll require and tetanus shot"

Aliminator · 11-09-2003 6:39pm

'Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's a modern......kind of guy. From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut Tree...D'OH! *crash*"

Liquorice · 11-09-2003 6:41pm

"You and your stories. Bart broke my teeth. The nurses are stealing my money. This thing on my neck is getting bigger."

Barry Aldwell · 12-09-2003 6:33pm

The following is a collection of quotes that I was reminded of while sorting through my IRC log collection today.

They don't call me springfield fats because I'm morbidly obese

Do you want your son to be chief justice of the supreme court, or some sleazy stripper?

Can't he be both, like the late earl warren?

Earl warren wasn't a stripper!

Now who's being naieve?

Spill it rummy! Is some blind tiger pinching suds on the side?

Er....yes?

Is this the abraham simpson that wrote the itchy and scratchy script?

Ishy and whazza? You must be some kind of crazy person.

I'm sorry, but I have a substantial cheque here for abraham simpson

Yes, I did the dealie...

I'm going to go back to high school and I'm going to get back my most improved odour trophy!

KKK? That ain't good...

Err... is whacking day over now?

I like my beers cold, and my homosexuals FLAMING!

Oh my god........someone has taken a bite of the giant rice krispie square! Oh, and the waiter's been brutally beaten.

There's your answer, fishbulb.

He doesn't mean to be bad

Now's our chance to be bad

Paddling the school canoe. You'd better believe that's a paddlin'

Kookamunga.....Seattle

Sorry I'm late...SOMEONE cut my brake line.

Well then you should have been here early

Davejpgr · 13-09-2003 7:31pm

If the simpsons couldn't do everything nobody would like them
mmm....sacrelicious

Davejpgr · 13-09-2003 7:39pm

Its just a little dirty its still good, its still good
Its just a little soggy its still good, its still good
Its just a little airborne its still good, its still good

Its gone dad

I know

____________________________
Smithers i think i'm going to donate $1m to the spring field orphanage.................when pigs fly HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(pig flys by window)

mmm..........something
mmm..........invisible cola
mmm..........64 slices of american cheese
mmm..........sacrelicious
isaid that last one already, but im to tired to function well

Homer no function beer well without

twirly sponge · 13-09-2003 9:00pm

mmm...........free goo

mmm...........ovulicious (after eating one of Menjula's fertility pills)

Barry Aldwell · 13-09-2003 10:03pm

"It's 10pm. Do you know where your children are?"
"I told you yesterday, NO!"

"COMMUNAZIS!"

I'll have another bumper one later, hopefully.

Aliminator · 13-09-2003 10:11pm

(after bart sneaks the RHCP outta moe's)
-homer comes in
"ooh! ooh! whatcha lookn at moe? can i look too?"
"yeh, but it'll cost ya."
"my wallet's in the car!"
"he's so stupid. and now back to looking (at nothing)"

So-on · 13-09-2003 11:42pm

"Well Chief, don't quit your day job...whatever that is...."

"Uh-oh, I hope I didn't brain my damaged."

"Hah... in your face, space kayote..."

--seriously, totally funny episode....

"Everyone, I have a bomb"
"That's not a bomb... those are hotdogs..... Armor hotdogs"
"What kind of man where's Armor hotdogs?"

mentalimplosion · 13-09-2003 11:44pm

you know what sucks about this thread? you think of a line, then you read EVERYone elses' to make sure they haven't already used it, then by the time you're ready to post, you've forgotten it.

so where was i?

''here's five dollars, go buy yourself a suit.''
''yeas, i'll buy a suit. a suit of DRUGS!''

''ow, my heart!''

Barry Aldwell · 14-09-2003 12:47am

Can't believe it wasn't posted earlier.

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!

(A shockingly large amount of the answers are either America or Germany)

Liquorice · 14-09-2003 7:39am

"He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies!"
"Na na na, na na na, na na naaaa"
"BART!"
"Sorry, you gotta admit it's catchy."

Barry Aldwell · 14-09-2003 4:17pm

Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,
Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,
Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest

article6 · 14-09-2003 4:50pm

"The one stipulation in the will is that you must spend one night in a haunted house."
"Isn't that a little unusual?"
"... No, it's a standard clause."

"Chief Wiggum PI will return... right now."

"Mr Simpson, how do you respond to the fact that while vandalism is down eighty percent, heavy sack-beatings are up nine hundred percent?"
"Statistics can prove anything. Fourteen percent of all people know that."
"Well, what about allegations that your group causes more crimes than it prevents?"
"Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes..."
"... Touché."

Green Hand Guy · 14-09-2003 8:33pm

Answering Machine Tape: "Hello mama, hello papa, here I am at, camp granada..."
Homer: "Marge! Is Lisa at Camp Granada?"

Wiggum: "Set your nightsticks to clobber!"
Lou: "Hey Chief! My one's stuck on twirl."

"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane!.....
In case you didn't realise I was being sarcastic."

theymademedoit · 15-09-2003 7:32pm

"a man was found, drained of all his blood, with two puncture holes in his neck. this cape was also found at the crime scene *holds up cape saying dracula*. police are baffled."

"a horrible, tragic earthquake has happened in qua... qualaloom... france today."

"hi, im troy mcclure, you may remember me from such self-help films as Get Confident, Stupid!"

Barry Aldwell · 15-09-2003 9:33pm

You may not think it possible, but MORE SIMPSONS QUOTES! This'll probably be my last. I think I'm getting ink poisoning from writing the quotes on my arm.

Sounds like someone's livin' in the past, man. Contemporise!

Well, you smell terrible sir, good luck to you.

Now, Confederated Slave Holdings. How's that going?

Err, it's...steady

Lets check the old stock ticker. Now, here's where I stopped last, September 1929.

Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this Stock Market Crash!?

Well, sir, it WAS 25 years before I was born.

Oh that's your excuse for everything.

You're just a bunch of yes men, aren't you?

*all agree*

The shrieking sheet lives right down the street

*sounds of screaming*

Ketchup...catsup...ketchup...catsup

Try the old folks home. They practically live in their own filth.

Erm, dad, 10% of 120 Million isn't 12,000.

*CODE BLUE*CODE BLUE*

Not Lenny! NOT LENNY!

God, what's the meaning of life?

I can't tell you that Homer. You'll have to wait until you die.

Awww. I can't wait that long.

What, you can't wait 6 months?

Hey jackass, your voice sounds familiar!

No TV and no beer make Homer something something

Go crazy?

DON'T MIND IF I DO!

Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy land, the amusement park of the future where nothing can possibli go wrong. Er, that's possibly go wrong. That's the first thing that's gone wrong.

I'll have the baby guts

Marge, can you set the oven to cold?

Tis a fine barn, but sure tis no pool English.

D'oheth!

Remember when you got grandpa tarred and feathered?

Sure, that was 20 minutes ago.

Gonna be in the tub for a while.

See all that stuff in there Homer? That's why your robot didn't work.

You have selected Regicide. If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, press 1 now. (reminds me of saturday, and Hugh the phone exchange)

You're probably too young to remember the short lived Itchy and Scratchy and Friends Hour. They had to come up with some friends. there's Disgruntled Goat, Uncle Ant, Klu Klux Klam.

Roger Myers was universally loved by all, except in 1938, when he produced his highly controversial animated movie "Nazi supermen are our superiors."

Mop and bucket man to the exit of the nauseator. We've got another jumper on the roof of TGI McScratchys. The gift shop is out of Bort license plates.

I wish there was just some hole I could crawl into.

Okay, throw her in the hole.

When you get to hell, tell 'em Itchy sent ya!

And my personal favourite:
It's a handgun! This is the trigger, and this is the part you point at what you want to die.

Green Hand Guy · 16-09-2003 8:05pm

"Ow! My eye! The doctor says I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"

Barry Aldwell · 17-09-2003 1:46pm

Must......resist......temptation....to......start.....new.....quotes......list

the simpsons, is there anything they can't do?

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