What kind of mod am i?

Crash

Hehe, so bored, so wanna see peoples thoughts

Mystic Fibrosis

"every day I sit in front of the mirror,asking myself: Is this me? Is this what my adoring public see? Or do they see this façade?"

Spenguin

Well I wouldn't say that you're power mad but... I'm not sure how to finish that sentence.

Zukustious

Sugar spice and everything nice in my opinion

Crash

hehe.....asslicker



justkidding.

Zukustious

I'm just assuming you have a home and you're not a dictator tbh.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Well, Jaffer is still here... minus 1 point.

I am great... plus 1 point.

You tried to seduce me and have your accomplaices insert beverage containers into my rectum (true story)... minus 1 point.

You love Neasa... plus 100 points.

Overall: 99/100 points. You are not perfect and therefore not as good as I would be as mod.

Havelock

As of yet you have not changed (I know this is asking for it to happen I know) any of my posts. ergo neither dictator option

You are not grumpy

You have a home (or so I'm told)

Which leaves me as Suger and Spice, which is apt as I am such a girl.

It was the only option left, so now everyone can call me a girly-girl.

And i'll stop sexuallt harrasimg my step daughter in public, at last i'll have the decency to do it behind closed doors.




<hehe...subtle, isn't it>>

nosmo

BRING BACK ADAM!


But in all honesty, I think Neil is a good happy hobo mod. And not just because I'm giving him teh sossidge

Raphael

Originally posted by OrangeRhino
Overall: 99/100 points. You are not perfect and therefore not as good as I would be as mod.

Hate to contradict your math there, but where did the "out of a hundred" bit come from?

By your math he could potentially have 101 if all the minus's were gone.

I take it you did a humanities course, yes?

seamus

Jeebus, I've heard of democracy, but this is ridiculous....

Imagine Bertie posing a similar question

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Originally posted by OrangeRhino
Well, Jaffer is still here... minus 1 point.

I am great... plus 1 point.

You tried to seduce me and have your accomplaices insert beverage containers into my rectum (true story)... minus 1 point.

You love Neasa... plus 100 points.

Overall: 99/100 points. You are not perfect and therefore not as good as I would be as mod.

Let's assume Neil started with 0 points. The most points he could possibly get is 100, the least being 0.

Anyway...

Neil starts with 0. In total, he had 101 points added to his total, and 2 subtracted. 101 - 2 = 99.

You were in no position to say I was wrong until you had asserted what sort of scheme I was using. It might make **** all sense to you, but to me it makes perfect sense. Also, seeing as I am "me" and you are "you"... I win. For the record, the first year I sat the SATs I qualified in Maths only. Second year, I qualified in both.


In conclusion, I am better than you in every way. And I have a bigger penis. So, ha!

It wasn't me!

Aonghus, you be asking for the kicking of the ass. And I know better than most people. Quit now while you're only slightly behind!

Raphael

ok i admit defeat, i guess it does make sense if you look at it that way, i was very tired when i posted it and i have a very limited mindframe when i'm tired.

Liquorice

You're a mod, it's your job to edit unsuitable/pointless posts. Which you do.

Zukustious

Well, I've seen many a post that he hasn't edited that were completely pointless. Like this one for instance.

lordsippa

You're the most squishy wonderful homeless grumpy ol' fecker mod EVER!

But on another note, be warned all ye who dare piss neil off a lot. I have absolutely nothing to do but troll this board and if anyone (except me or those who i don't care to hassle) act the arse in a non humourous way I shall go above and beyond where neil is allowed and troll you to DEATH! DEAAAAAATH!

Spenguin

Well, I haven't been on boards too long so I wouldn't know as much as other people but you seem nice enough.

GuanYin

An egotistical one?

Or perhaps vanilla.....

:rolleyes:

lordsippa

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

It wasn't me!

If a mod were to delete every single pointless we made, the conversations here would become mind-numbingly boring and sterile. He's pretty good so far. Not too harsh.

Asuka

If a mod were to delete every single pointless we made, the conversations here would become mind-numbingly boring and sterile.

I would say a mods job here is to delete the pointless shit WHEN it becomes mind-numbingly boring and sterile. Its just that in my experience, that didnt take long

A

alucard

your not so bad.
Except for the locking of my garog thread.

how did you become the grumpy/dictator-esque/homeless mod that you are?

Crash

Well, ya see, i sucked a lot of....

erm...i mean...shut up!

lordsippa

NEIL IS T3H BLACK WIZARDS!!!!

And soon his brain will be mine... mmm... brains.

Incidentally, have any of you seen that billboard in Terenure. The BIG pic of icecream with "MMMMMMMMMMMM..." beside it? If I ever find out who put that up I'm gonna kill them. KILL THEM!

Oh... right... the topic... WHY WASN'T I MADE MOD etc etc bitch bitch whine whine blah.

pretty*monster

Well 'twas just a couple of days ago that Neil reminded me that these boards exist. So for that he gets my vote.
Rock on


Incidentally I just found this quote that is both oddly appropriate and completely pointless.

"Arguing with the moderators is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off."

lordsippa

Aw... I missed trolling the forum while neil was out playing with his arse in a park. Sod it all.

<troll>
:ninja:

incidentally kate i love you! .... platonically that is... :ninja:

Squeee

Oh come on. It doesn't matter if he has a home. He's still the homeless guy who somehow got power. I know I haven't a clue how he wound up being mod. I don't think he does. I think he was probably asking the old mod for some spare change on the street when he(the old moderator) just said "Hey man, change comes from within. But you can have some power and go nuts if you like" I make no sense. YAY!!!!

Liquorice

No, Aoife, you make too much sense. They'll be on to you soon, you can count on it, and then they'll kill you, once you've told them everything you know. You can't escape them, Aoife, you're one of the unlucky ones who makes far too much sense, they'll catch you sooner or later. Sorry, that was extremely off topic, to put us back on topic WE LOVE YOU NEIL, you grumpy, benevolent, evil, homeless dictator you.

lordsippa

<sudden realisation!> Hey?! Why ARE we throwing ourselves at Neil with songs of praise?

Down with this sorta thing!

Barry Aldwell

Originally posted by lordsippa
<sudden realisation!> Hey?! Why ARE we throwing ourselves at Neil with songs of praise?

Down with this sorta thing!

Careful now

purplepolkadot

well, to put it mildly

I made it through the wilderness, somehow I made it through
Didn’t know how lost I was until I found you
I was beat, incomplete, I’d been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel, yeah, you made me feel shiny and new, hee

and that's the broadcastable version.


but yeah, you're good neil, i thought you were a bit non-present mod-wise, but then you showed your wrath of david's garog thread (which was a bit mean, but power's hot. once you get some, it's like oh ya...). you probably did loads before that, but i'm not an observation person. go you. *egomassage*

s0l

Neil we love you. but you see it's time for oneof my completey out of no where long posts. or maybe it isnt, who really knows? don't we all really want to learn to signify all our feelings and emotions through the creation of sounds? oh yes, the phrasing of that works on all levels. booyah. no this one is too obvisous. better help cover it up some. I am completely ebriated. yup not inebriatted at all. I am a very bad speller. look at my massive intellignece. don't yo understand? I am the lord your father and whatever i touch turns to gold! ph33l the powa of my used condom of holy seedlinging!

Havelock

Homeless and I have the proof.

http://members.boards.ie/havelock/neil.jpg

Squeee

<GASP> Hard evidence! Well, now that we have established that neil is, in fact, homeless I have to say Alex, you're very very brave. You're letting him into your home tonight and not even wondering whether or not he'll ever leave. Think about it, I know if I were homeless and someone let me into their home there's no way in hell I'd be leaving anytime soon. And I know exactly what will be going through neil's head tonite....."No way am I giving up a sweet deal like this". What a great homeless mountain goat. And since everyone's been complementing him I feel I must do something to stop his head swelling and eventually exploding.....this is for his own good.
Neil, you are a little puffy rat-midget cotton-tushed infested freak of nature poo poo headed...monstrosity of the seventh layer of heck - pee pee breathed... dookie eating -pig lovin -crab like -bow legged -creepy ass -bulbous headed -smaller than a bread box -hollow brained -gopher lick'n -intestine shaped -bacon wrapped -no soap using -squid slurping -botchilism growing -crotch scratching -one balled -accidentally birthed -filth spreading -juice producing -greasy palmed -fart leaking -ball of crap shaped like a little man......just <PANT PANT>...gimme a sec
Nah, you know we all love you. We especially love you when you don't edit me.

Havelock

He can't Jenny would kill him.

lordsippa

How would she do that hmm? When she's been replaced with a 6 FOOT LIZARD(!!!) that is?!

THAT'S RIGHT! THE MASONS HAVE GOTTEN JENNY! RUN FOR THE HILLS YE PEOPLE!

<oh tonight shall be a nonsensical and troll heavy one... I can just feel it>...

<troll> :ninja:

Plasticman

As much as I love Jenny, the fact that her abduction has had such humourous consequences as the above post is a greatly redeeming factor for the Masons. BUT WE MUST GET HER BACK! We're talented here! We can create some ingenious scheme involving sporks to tunnel into the compund, and then...