What's the worst thing you've done?

namuras

he most evil and guilty thing that you've ever committed in life... so erm what was it?

Remember though, the government are watching us.

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by namuras
he most evil and guilty thing that you've ever committed in life... so erm what was it?

Remember though, the government are watching us.

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the Guru

a couple of years back I was with and ex in her Apt and we where getting down to some giggy giggy and I left a mess on here couch I heard her cousin come in the Front door so I ran for the Dish cloth and after cleaning my man love ..........through it back to the sink sat down with and innocent look on my face.:rolleyes:

He than picked up the Cloth wiped down the bread board and made cheese sandwich ( how ironic ) But That was evil I reckon.

And we told him after about 6 months and he went balistic i havent seen him since

Stark

kicked a puppy against a shed door - it whimpered just slightly.

Sposs

Went on holiday for two weeks and forgot to get someone to feed me goldfish,it survived somehow so no harm done

juno75

kicked a puppy against a shed door - it whimpered just slightly.

how could you??? your one sik puppy

namuras

My Sins are many so come judgement Day, Well its going to be hot where I'm headed.
Sin of the hour.....
Slept with my mates mother...not so bad....I'm now dating his sister.. cant wait for Christmas under the mistletoe

solice

im not going to say what i did but i know that no matter what i do in life it will never make up for what i did. im going straight to hell when i die.

Vlad_Tepes

hit a guy with a stone when I was 8. I didn't do it on purpose, I was just trying to scare him while thinking :"you won't hit the target, you never do". But I did. He wasn't really injured, but he's got a Harry Potter scar now on his front. And he never talked to me again...

Stark

at least he'll be protected from lord voldemot or whatever the **** his name is.

Oh and solice, don't worry, God forgives people for missing mass on christmas morning.

yellum

Got someone fired in a previous job.

Made loads of people young and old cry.

Split up a marriage.

Defrauded someone that didn't deserve it of money

Made someone that liked me think I cared for them when really I didn't but just wanted sex.

Converted people into being as ruthless and uncaring as me.

The biggest thing I guess is that I keep landing on my feet even though I really shouldn't

Slept with someone just to get something I wanted off them later.

solice

yellum im shocked and appauled, but i dont expect anything less from you.

mr. o riordan, you are not really a funny man.

Stark

still though, you couldn't have done anything bad enough that God wouldn't forgive you for it if you repented.

solice

you never know, the religious dude here might have done something that would shock even yellum

Stark

You would have had to have killedl a baby to do that. But I am very curious.

solice

curiosity killed the cat,

yellum

Originally posted by solice
you never know, the religious dude here might have done something that would shock even yellum

Not really. I left out some stuff because people including you know me offline.

Stark

curiosity killed the cat

I doubt even God gives a **** if you kill a cat.

Not really. I left out some stuff because people including you know me offline.

Did they ever find Farina?

solice

ok first off, its got nothing to do with a cat.
second of all, farina. yellum, do have anything you would like to share

mooman_00

thieved on many an occasion, never from anyone i knew tho, worst part was it wasn't even for the money just the thrill of robbing...............i was, and still am partially, a ****e.

Victor

Originally posted by namuras
Slept with my mates mother...not so bad....I'm now dating his sister.. cant wait for Christmas under the mistletoe

Are you going for him or the father?

Originally posted by k.oriordan
kicked a puppy against a shed door - it whimpered just slightly.

Whimpered in a good (OK, I won't cross him again) way or a really bad (last breath) way?

Mossy Monk

when i left the milk in direct sunlight

i really don't know. probably when i knocked someone off the roof. accidentally though and it was a bungalow but he did land on concrete and was in a bad way. it wasn't intentional so it doesn't count

tman

threw a cat at my mate:rolleyes:
it seemed like a funny thing to do at the time (v. much alcahol consumed) but the cat didn't seem to like the idea, so he went claws first into my mates face.
fortunately all the scars healed after a month or so

Stark

Whimpered in a good (OK, I won't cross him again) way or a really bad (last breath) way?

eh, the first one. feel really guilty about it. It just doesn't work like in South park - "kick the baby!". Guess it's lucky I didn't try it on a baby first

dendenz

put software on the college computers which nrecorded passwords and log in names to e mails ! I nearly got kicked outta college for it and I am not proud of myself either!

daveg

Worse thing I think I've ever done (or at least what I'll admit to) was when I was about 12 myself and a mate caught a cat and tied it to a tree. HONEST TO GOD WE WERE NOT GOING TO KILL IT. We were going to keep it or something I can't remember. We went off and came back about a 1/2 hour later. The stupid cat had jumped up to the first branch on the tree and had fallen off the other end and had kinda.. emm.. hung itself

Victor

Originally posted by tman
threw a cat at my mate:rolleyes: it seemed like a funny thing to do at the time (v. much alcahol consumed) but the cat didn't seem to like the idea, so he went claws first into my mates face. fortunately all the scars healed after a month or so

A friend's flatmates were on the beer in Derry for a weekend and found a dead cat. One of them picked it up by the tail (no doubt to test the "no room to swing a cat" assertion). It flew out of his hand and landed on some pointy ornamental railings, at which point the lads lost interest. The headline on the local paper the following Tuesday was "RUC investigate devil-worship outside Presbyterian church".

tman

Originally posted by Victor
A friend's flatmates were on the beer in Derry for a weekend and found a dead cat. One of them picked it up by the tail (no doubt to test the "no room to swing a cat" assertion). It flew out of his hand and landed on some pointy ornamental railings, at which point the lads lost interest. The headline on the local paper the following Tuesday was "RUC investigate devil-worship outside Presbyterian church".

roffle, i didn't see the twist at the end coming:D

Mark

/me drags up a chair and a good book and waits for the Corinthian to arrive

Sangre

Whenever I do something to an animal I always feel like a díck. Even if they deserved it or I didn't mean it.

Dont give a fúck about humans tbh.

BoobeR

I shot a cat :eek:
then slightly afterwards shouted "OWNED!!"

BoobeR

hahaha...

A friend's flatmates were on the beer in Derry for a weekend and found a dead cat. One of them picked it up by the tail (no doubt to test the "no room to swing a cat" assertion). It flew out of his hand and landed on some pointy ornamental railings, at which point the lads lost interest. The headline on the local paper the following Tuesday was "RUC investigate devil-worship outside Presbyterian church".

bahahah!!..

Worse thing I think I've ever done (or at least what I'll admit to) was when I was about 12 myself and a mate caught a cat and tied it to a tree. HONEST TO GOD WE WERE NOT GOING TO KILL IT. We were going to keep it or something I can't remember. We went off and came back about a 1/2 hour later. The stupid cat had jumped up to the first branch on the tree and had fallen off the other end and had kinda.. emm.. hung itself

Oh god one of them got me started now i cant stop laughing, this should nearly be in humour, its a bit sick but my god it sounds funny, should be in a cartoon or comic strip of some type

MrNuked

Made this guy my slave, after I felt he crossed me, by turning his friends against him, and making him think he was being stalked by an aggressive homosexual German named Gunther. Then he was nervy and I was the only person still talking to him, and was able to bully him terrribly because he was insecure because of the imaginary stalker and everyone else had told him to f off. One side effect was that no longer trusted people who didn't push him around. After a couple of years I told him most of what I'd done, leaving out the stalker bit and the surprisingly successful attempt at mental domination, because I felt a little bad, and was fed up of people remarking on how weird it was that he let me push him around so much.

Pissed in my father's dinner when I was little

A housemate of mine used to clog up the shower with filthy long hair. He was very reactionary when asked not to do this sort of thing so I regularly used his toothbrush to clean it.

Stole my mother's HRT pills and started putting them in my brother's tea. (no I made this one up)

Broke my father's bike with a sledgehammer when I was little.

Cut the word "bitch" in the wallpaper of the kitchen when I was little.

smashed up someone's house and painted "CHILD ABUSER" in foot-high letters on all the mirrors and walls.

was thrown out of a couple of nightclubs for getting into fights. Literally thrown one time.


Turned into quite a nice guy since I got with my girlfriend though. :rolleyes:

My friend used to jip into his housemate's shampoo. And put paracetamol, which he was allergic to, in his mayonaise.

tman

Originally posted by MrNuked
My friend used to jip into his housemate's shampoo. And put paracetamol, which he was allergic to, in his mayonaise.

:eek:
i think we have a winner, what an asshole!

azezil

Did best friends on the same nite

Broke up with a guy to be with his friend

Stole from a trocra box

Made up rumours about a friends girlfriend and broke them up cause i didn't like her (in my defense she was a psycho )

Jim

were all going to hell [especially daveg, but espically azezil]

was out side the powerscourt centre in south william st, the entrance with the steps. this old woman was tryin to manevour down the steps.....really slowly.....one at a time. about 3 steps down she ran into some difficulty and started teetering off the edge, like in cartoons, arms flaying and all. this went on for what seemed like 5 mins, then she fell. i couldnt help but laughing.

TacT

rofl!

Stuck a thumb tack on the teacher's pet's chair and laughed my ass off when he started crying then had to resign as headboy.

As per yellum - stayed with someone I didn't like just for the sex

We used to go out every friday, saturday and sunday to any disco we could find and see how many girls we could be with and how far they would let us go.

Had sex with girls just because they'd let us, then completely ignore them afterwards and/or try our hardest for their cute friends.

Playing kissing games and telling the girls their ugliest friend was always the best kisser out of them all.

Drove through a tiny country road in Brittany at 90+ Kmph trying to freeze rabbits and hare's with the headlights to run them over then bought back a Hare to my granny for dinner the next day in the off-season.

the list goes on............. may we all burn in hell :eek:

The Sweeper

Interesting stories about cats...

I caught one of my neighbours one day, he'd cornered my cat and was throwing half bricks at it. His excuse later on was that he thought it has 'pissed in his sports bag'. I asked him how, exactly, he knew it was my cat. His response was 'well, it was A cat'.

Now I was rather fond of my cat and I don't like people who abuse cats because I think they're pathetic bullies.

I heard the thumping sounds, heard a cat-like squawk as one of the halfbricks connected, came out of the garage to see what was going on, and saw what he was doing. This guy is a big, fat, six foot five slob. My little black and white cat weighed about two pounds soaking wet.

As far as I'm concerned, anybody who tortures an animal deserves the same to happen to them

I went for him with the first thing I found in the garage.

A crowbar.

RopeDrink

Lobbed some annoying **** of a cat over some fence that led to a twelve foot drop into some dissused football pitch around the back of my old home in London (Barnsbury Estate Flats)... Don't know wether it was ok or not - Was quite young, so I just ran off the theory that they always landed on their feet... Even if it meant a sharp and abrubt drop into a pitch full of sharp stones and construction blocks.

Never liked cats anyway.

Took a trip to Westmeath with my parents to visit the grandparents... My grandfather loves a bit of the ole hunting for pheasant and rabbits, and himself and my father decided to give me a try on the Double Barrel Shotty... Managed to main an innocent and defenseless duck into a splodge of guts and feathers on my first shot... Quite enticing...

Squashed one of my ex-best mates sisters hampsters in my hands... She had plenty to spare anyway...

Have captured many frogs, and utilised the ole STRAW IN THEIR MOUTH trick... On blowing down the straw you get to see their mouths expand until that sack of flesh on their chin blows up, killing them... Quite fun...

Used to love blowing chewed up tissue through a straw at various insects that visited our bathroom and loved the reaction I got when people wandered in to empty their bladders and are greeted by the sight of mushy toilet paper with moving legs stuck in it all over the walls.

I can think of quite a few things - Some I don't particularly want to talk about... And no, they don't ALL have to do with animals or insects...

KdjaCL

Oh dear where to start.

Split open 2 mates heads not really as much as accident as they thought.
Threw a mountain bike off a shed onto someone he deserved it tho.
Hit someone with a skateboard accross the back of the head.
Put one guys head threw a glass window he didnt deserve it.
Stole from church collection for "loosies".
Fired people for no reason really ,had the power abused the power.
Tried to hurt my father by pushing him down stairs and then leaving in crumpled heap for 9 hours and even looked shocked when i found him next day ,bastard didnt have a scratch.
Put rat poison in fathers tea/dinner/guinness/anything really.
Allowed someone to get beaten up for something i did.
Completley destroyed someones life for my own gain.
Myself and a mate went for same job and i gave him wrong directions to interview knowing he would turn up late and i would get it which i did
When buying my house (this is kinda illegal ) i got the name of the guy who was bidding against me from the estate agents diary (he left the room) i then seen he had a BOI loan i called a mate in BOI who told me how much his loan was for and i bid 500 more than that.
About cats i was in a gang called CatBusters when i was small we did very bad things to cats.
White cats which look dirty really really really dont want a soapy bath and those flower plants which hang down if you put a cat into one and spin it then take the cat out and watch it fall about is fukkin hilarious.


kdjac

Seaneh

Made myself mod of this board.

MrNuked

Kdjac:"Completely destroyed someone's life for my own gain"

-how?

weemcd

i threw a massive stick and hit my friend in the head, he fell over and broke his glases, i kicked a gambling machine and broke it in warenpoint, i kicked my dog (not hard) but it made me feel like an absolute bastard. i told a priest at confession that i killed someone, because he wasn't listening to me. i made quite a few people cry. let people and even the cat take the blame for my mistakes

imp

Originally posted by weemcd
i told a priest at confession that i killed someone, because he wasn't listening to me.

How did he react!?

}:>

Caesar_Bojangle

I was too lazy to feed the family’s budgies – which we kept in our back garden shed. Skip forward two weeks........ they either died from starvation or dehydration, whichever comes first? My sister who owned them was really upset, and i knew if my mother found out the truth she literally spank my ass red raw. So before anyone found out, i refilled the food and water containers and cleaned up the cage a bit to make it look as if they died from a budgie sickness, rather than lack of food and water.

Boston

Seems to me half of you are complete bastards, and the other half of little angels, and Kdjac do i know you from somewhere? teacher, principal maybe?

Caesar_Bojangle

I went cow tipping last weekend, not the worst thing i've done but i'd say the poor farmer had a bitch of time getting them up off the ground the following morning.

bug

Oh my god, I feel so much better about myself now. To all of you who have mistreated cats..you deserve to be slowly tortured IMO, its a really bad trait IMO in someone's personality to pick on a defenseless animal. Better to commit murder torture on a human being IMO. At least they understand whats happening to them.

I bashed up a boy when I was twelve because I saw him dragging a cat around by the tail in the park. I was 12 and I laid into him so bad. My friend and I beat him black and blue, it actually started a mini-war around my way. His mates against all my mates (I was such a little tomboy). I felt really bad about it at the time, but to this day, its the only time I saw red and my vision went all shaky I was so angry.

tman

Originally posted by bug
To all of you who have mistreated cats..you deserve to be slowly tortured IMO, its a really bad trait IMO in someone's personality to pick on a defenseless animal. Better to commit murder torture on a human being IMO. At least they understand whats happening to them.

damn straight, i love cats & seeing them mistreated seriously pisses me off.
god help any poor chump i see hurting a cat tbh.

Pigman II

Stole an old IRA pistol that my dad had been hiding in the floorboards of our shed and went down to the public park to shoot off some rounds.

Once spent an ENTIRE gig at the Ambassador heckling a well known American band during their intervals.

At a graduation party an estate of houses down the country was rented by the class for the weekend (imagine a smaller version of Brookside Close). Friend of mine and I drank a bottle of tequela and descided to take turns tearing up the front lawns of all the houses by driving round doing handbreak turns in his car. Nobody was injured except his back bumper.

At a new years eve party I spent the entire night with an old ex of mine generally making up with her and hinting at a reunion to which she was warming more and more as to the night went on. As soon as the clock hit 12 I turned my back on her kissed another girl I'd only met that night right in front of the ex. Worst part was that it wasn't even premeditatied.

One night a mate of us got so drunk that he passed out in his chair. There was a box of those henna 'rub on' tatoos lying next to him so we got one of a spider and stuck it to his head. We took the obligitory photo and figured he'd wash it off when he got home. Turned out not only could he not get them off with water (or anything else) but he also had to meet an important client the very next morning so they guy had no resort but to use a BRILLO PAD to scrape the thing off his head. He was left with a red rash the size of a wagon wheel on his forehead for about a week.

One day in secondary school the principal announced over the intercom that a teachers wife had died and that the school was to take the rest of the day off. Without thinking and within half a second I exclaimed 'nice one' grabbed my bags and walked right out the door in front of the entire class.

Never hurt a cat tho....

KdjaCL

Add in whilst at a stags in Kilkenny i witnessed one guy stick a pint bottle of bulmers and a coat hangar into the forbidden zone of another ,there was 17 people in complete shock in a 3 bed room.
Worst part is 6 months later when the recipient found out we denied all knowledge of it.

Ruined someones life in work to get myself ahead for financial gain didnt know it would put him out of business but hey poo happens.

kdjac