If you could punch any celebrity or politic who wo...

namuras

Personally ,I'd want to punch too many and I wouldn't be able to decide. Let me know anyway...

fisty

Gavin Lambe Murphy.
He sits in ba mizu with his idiot friends and talks loudly while some people are trying to enjoy their conversation and drink.

The little prick. I would love to hit him in he silly accented mouth.

Bard

It's been done and for me, it'd probably still be Jesus.

fisty

for **** sake bard, thats a year old...
Don't be so finnicky about an oul repeat thread, how many users you think have joined in the past year.
you would be bitching even more if he had bumped the old one.

Wook

most of the celebs, i hate them.. i despise them.
standing above the law, pay pitty fines that mean nothing them while the little people go to jail or get financially crushed.
i hate them.

Bard

Originally posted by fisty
for **** sake bard, thats a year old...
Don't be so finnicky about an oul repeat thread, how many users you think have joined in the past year.

I'm not being finnicky. He's interested in who people would punch if they could... I'm showing him another thread where that question was answered.

Originally posted by fisty

you would be bitching even more if he had bumped the old one.

Wrong.

echomadman

I always wanted to go on the irish "Who wants to be a millionaire"
hopefully win a sizeable sum, and when gaybo asked me what i was going to do withthe money, say
"pay a team of high priced laywers to help me get away with this" ,
then punch him

gs39t

I'd punch David Beckham............with my car :ninja:

Sick to F'ing death of seeing him everywhere! :mad:

the Guru

David Beckham and I want to beat him with my slipper then I would Slap Colin Fúck*n Farrell with a cat litter tray

JohnK

I'm not a violent person but for me it would have to be G.W. Bush. That git annoys the hell out of me.

Saruman

George Bush

juno75

yeah ol' GW does it for me by a long shoot.

it would be more of a 7.62mm high velocity punch from
a grassy knoll type thing:D


A cluster bomb on the big brother set would not go amiss either

you need a cluster bomb to hit a bunch of clusterfu*ks


****gnashes teeth****

Morpheus

Mc Creevy the tight wad f*cker, id tie him down with stakes and stab him all over with a pen so he attracted wild animals and id let them feed off his carcass, no worse, i f*ck him into the atlantic with a life jacket and let him drown cos he wouldnt buy SAR helicopters for the aircorps to save fishermens lives.

Saddam two footed tacke from behind, smashin his shins, then id pull out one of the slivers of his tibea bone sticking out of his legs and slit his throat with it.

Ossama Bin Laden, oh i wud love a fight with him, id gouge out his eyes and rip his spine out through his left nostril.

The GAA f*ckers who wont let us play soccer in Croke Park, ive helped pay for it, so i should bloody well watch what sport i want to in it. most GAA fans are irish soccer fans too, i love Gaelic football, but il never go to croke park til they play soccer there OR build us a national stadium

Hitler, most definitely, i would LOVE to punch him in one of his live broadcasted propeganda films in the 40's, imagine watching it playback on the Discovery channel today!!!


erm..... who else, DEFFO head of Iarnroid Eireann, im so p****d off waitin for trains you cant sit on all the time.

Whatever f*cker got a USA greencard instead of me, ur top of my hitlist.... and i WILL find you.... :ninja:

p.pete

Originally posted by Bard
It's been done and for me, it'd probably still be Jesus.

Why not run it once every year? see which person gets name dropped the most for a thumping - then pick a winner.

Then in years to come we can see how the general consensus has changed and laugh at how people we would have went to the bother of thumping before are just washed up little shiets that nobody gives a damn about anymore.

This year (and the last few), I'd like to thump Alex Ferguson.

Vlad_Tepes

errr....George the Midget Bush, I'd not only punch him but beat him up if he was in front of me. And Jesus, the Biblesuperstar...
And Britney Spears, nice body, nice boobs, but does she have a brain?

namuras

Saruman should you not be helping out at the special Olympics instead of being on the boards?

Gordon

I'm amazed it took a massive 11 posts before George Bush was said.

George Bush for 'politician' and
Barney the bear for 'celebrity'

mooman_00

Mother Theresa cuz she never done nothing for me

solice

bertie for politician
the news presenters on sky news for the celebs

Clintons Cat

Not Barney The Dinosaur

Tory Blair for being a fnucked up Warmongering Evangelical Muppet.

GoneShootin

i wouldnt punch anyone unless they did same, or equal, to me|family|friend

i would however hope that Bertie Ahern would punch me

Kalina

Anna Nicole Smith,
Davina McCall,
Louis Walsh,
Entire lineup of One TRue Voice and Girls Aloud,
Daniel Bedingfield,
Tony Blair,
Bertie,
Charlie McCreevy,
Victoria Beckham,
Enrique Englias,
Britney.... the list is endless

Mossy Monk

Bertie and all his ministers. punching would be tame though. a few kicks and a slap with a hurley wouldn't be too bad either. then roll over them with a bulldozer or something. i hate the lot of them :mad:

Kopf

Originally posted by fisty
Gavin Lambe Murphy.
He sits in ba mizu with his idiot friends and talks loudly while some people are trying to enjoy their conversation and drink.

The little prick. I would love to hit him in he silly accented mouth.

First thought that sprang into my head! I second this one.. I actually came close, i called him a wanker to his face on georges street.. Had just bought myself a quarter at about 11pm and was walking back up georges street out of town, excited and happy as larry, and there he was coming towards me. "Hey, you're that wanker from the newspaper..." i said as i pointed into his face. he just bumped past me and muttered something. fag.

other than that it'd have to be fred durst. he pisses me off something awful.

Dun

Eminem
Ian Paisley
Ian Paisley Jr.
George W. Bush

in that order.

DerekD Goldfish

George Bush
Bertie Ahern
David Beckham
That git from toploader
Louis Walsh
Phil Coulter
Tony Blair
Eminem
David trimble
Ian Pasiley
John Hume
All boy + girl band members
Any of those basta*s that work for dell that I had to deal with
Ollie Byrne
whichever muppet failed to fill in the form which cost Pats the league
All IT boy and girls
Jordan
Grry Adams
I have always regreted not punching this guy when I met him he had a few people with him and a camera though and with his connections I whould probably have had an "accident" not long after.

mike65

Aonghus McAnally
Chris Evans
Anyone who was ever on Big Brother
Des Cahill
That guy on TV3s Eircom League programme, not the presenter
the "pundit" okay he's no celeb but I'd hit him anyway...

Mike.

DerekD Goldfish

That guy on TV3s Eircom League programme, not the presenter

Which one noel king or damien richardson altough they are both muppets

Boyg

Shirly Temple Bar. He/she/it deserves more than a punch tbh

DeVore

Do I only get one punch or can I have two??

If I get two they'd be Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley.

If I only get one can I line Gerry Adams honker of a nose up riiiight behind Ian Paisleys head first?

DeV.

mike65

Originally posted by DerekD Goldfish
Which one noel king or damien richardson altough they are both muppets

Noel King! I think it was on the first programme when Waterford got thumped 4-0 by Shels he said some stuff about the Blues for which he'll be long remembered down here!

Mike.

Caesar_Bojangle

I'd punch the guy who made the original punchy punch thread, so this thread could be an unquestionable archetype.

Given the opportunity of a second punch, i'd have to go for a woman, any woman at that. As its not everyday you are given a free punch with no legal repercussions

lordsippa

I'd love to punch the pope. I mean I hate other celebrities more but i'd just LOVE to see it done, let alone do it. Plus think of what destruction could be wrought in this modern age of communication by one single Anathema(sp?).

BoobeR

Tony Blair most of all.
George Bush :mad:
hehe hate them all really

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by mike65
Noel King!

oooh!!! can i punch him after you. he makes me angry after his comments. Waterford United will prove him wrong

Stephen

Bertie Ahern.

Catsmokinpot

Politicians/world leaders:
bertie - it would be fun
G.W. Bush - D1ckhead war mongering Mega twat
Tony blair - for being G.W's batty boy
Ian duncan Smith - conservative D1ck
Ian Paisly - twat
david trimble - twat
Gerry Adams - twat
Saddam Hussein - america did it so it must be good
America - Bunch of twats

Celebritys:
judge judy - down right up tight b1tch
Anna Nicole Smith - money grubbing b1tch
David Beckham - prettyboy d1ck
Posh beckham - pretty girl gone in the head d1ck
boyzone - no tallent
westlife - same category
six - OMG talk about an annoying bunch of asses
David letterman - american talkshow host that is useless
Conan O'Brian - american talkshow host that is useless
Pat Kenny - irish talkshow host that is useless
Pink - b1tch
Madonna - b1tch
Good charlotte - wasters
john bonjovi - uuugh!
P Diddy - hes crap
Britney Spears - just to say that i did it(you know not in the face just a little ass spanking. hit me baby one more time! spank that ass............. oh calm down cat its not real!)

miscelaneous:
Fox news network - the most biased coverage on everything they talk about
Sky broadcasting - for making us pay for a crappy service
AOL - for making us work for and pay for a crappy service
the makers of home and away - for making it
the makers of barney - for making it
the makers of american 'comedy' tv shows like will and grace - for making them
people who call it 'world series baseball' - theirs no world in america
the ku klux klan - need i give an explanation
Nazi scumbags - evil

farm animals:
Jade off big brother - what a cow!!!

EDIT:
girls aloud
carson daily
jean claude van damme
im not going to continue it will take all day

Karl Hungus

Madonna
Britney Spears
Pink

Prefferably during some angry secks.

chernobyl

I doubt any of you would have the stones to do it, even given repeated opportunities.

GoneShootin

ive got plenty of stones

some pebbles, some rocks....the odd boulder



whats your point again ?

chernobyl

whats yours?

GoneShootin

i never made one....

Mac daddy

I would like to kick Tony blair head in.
And other one Ian paisley he makes my blood boil with anger :mad:
And david beckham i would let a dog ride him, up da poo shoote
And his skinny boney little wife, would make her eat food till she dropped dead :mad:

irishgeo

I think we should have a survey like the channel 4 surveys (that we so much like to influence). We set up a voting system etc and run it once a year. Like the Boards.ie awards.

We could have various surveys:

The celebrity/person you would most like to punch.

I am cant think of anymore now but i am sure there is loads more surveys you could have based on after hours threads.

p.pete

Originally posted by irishgeo
I think we should have a survey like the channel 4 surveys (that we so much like to influence). We set up a voting system etc and run it once a year. Like the Boards.ie awards.

I said something like that earlier in the thread but it met deaf ears. I still think it is a good idea so I will lend my support your idea.

Dr. Dre

Tim Henman

nuff said

John2002

Justin Timberlake and Davina McCall really bug the sh1t out of me. I'd happily punch both their lights out.

therannu

Kelly from the Stereophonics would be the best bet. Not only is he an annoying talentless pr1ck, he's a small, annoying, talentless pr1ck, of whom you wouldn't be too scared. Plus, he's a pretty boy who could use a few months of pus oozing from his face. Plus, it might give him some inspiration to write a song with non-boring lyrics, even though it would still be tuneless. Since I've moved to Cork, those damned Stereophonics are always on the radio. I'd just love to be able to say "I punched him in the gob, and would have given him a knee in the groin too, if I could reach that low".

zAbbo

didn`t Louis Walsh already win this, 2 years runnin

p.pete

Louis Walsh couldn't win coins from a change machine with a fresh crispy 10er.

mike65

Matt Cooper (Matt, you're nearly 40. Its time to give up student union style politics)

Mike.