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  • 18-06-2020 4:01pm
    #1
    [Deleted User]
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    Have you ever found yourself as you lie in bed late at night preoccupied with thoughts of evil and malice?
    Do you pop the balloons of small children and kick disobedient pets?
    Is there a list of names stuck to the inside of your wardrobe? Is it a fantasy for you in those dark hours as you wonder who on the list to hurt first?
    Or maybe you think you are a God and free from the morals and laws of society.

    Well. Step this way for I have just the thing for you.

    https://www.idrlabs.com/dark-triad/test.php


    I eagerly await your results and then I shall share mine.



    MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #2
    [Deleted User]
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    I am 0.17% lighter than the average person..

    I've no idea what that means..

    The test was very obvious though.. Unless you wanted to declare yourself a Machiavellian narcissist you could easily skew the results..


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    #3
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Have you ever found yourself as you lie in bed late at night preoccupied with thoughts of evil and malice?

    Those are not the thought that preoccupy me when I 'find myself' as I lie in bed.


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    odyssey06
    Registered Users Posts: 28,521 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    12.83% Darker than the average person.

    I scored low on 'Psycopathy', need to work on that.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



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    #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I like tests :)


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    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Have you ever found yourself as you lie in bed late at night preoccupied with thoughts of evil and malice?
    Do you pop the balloons of small children and kick disobedient pets?
    Is there a list of names stuck to the inside of your wardrobe? Is it a fantasy for you in those dark hours as you wonder who on the list to hurt first?
    Or maybe you think you are a God and free from the morals and laws of society.

    Well. Step this way for I have just the thing for you.

    https://www.idrlabs.com/dark-triad/test.php


    I eagerly await your results and then I shall share mine.



    MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
    Never mix cans and pills. It rarely ends well.


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    #7
    [Deleted User]
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    odyssey06 wrote: »
    12.83% Darker than the average person.

    I scored low on 'Psycopathy', need to work on that.

    https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/LSRP.php

    Try that.


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    #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    Never mix cans and pills. It rarely ends well.

    Stop. Sure I've been at them since 2 am.


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    #9
    [Deleted User]
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    14% lighter than the average person. Need to visit a tanning salon.


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    #10
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    This makes you 3.17% Lighter than the average person.

    But I scored higher than average on Narcissism, which I'm surprised by!


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    [Deleted User]
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Have you ever found yourself as you lie in bed late at night preoccupied with thoughts of evil and malice?
    Do you pop the balloons of small children and kick disobedient pets?
    Is there a list of names stuck to the inside of your wardrobe? Is it a fantasy for you in those dark hours as you wonder who on the list to hurt first?
    Or maybe you think you are a God and free from the morals and laws of society.

    Well. Step this way for I have just the thing for you.

    https://www.idrlabs.com/dark-triad/test.php


    I eagerly await your results and then I shall share mine.



    MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

    oh its not a list of names, its just the one fella i do be planning for tbh


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    #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm 9.83% lighter than the average.

    As I was answering, I genuinely thought I'm probably a bit darker than I had assumed. Now I'm worried the average person is a fair bit darker than I assumed.


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    #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I remember I did a what simpson are you quiz many years ago.
    I wasn't impressed with the first answer: Montgomery Burns so I re did it and got sideshow bob.


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    #14
    PommieBast
    Registered Users Posts: 2,627 ✭✭✭PommieBast


    "This makes you 29.83% Darker than the average person"


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    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Deleted User wrote: »
    https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/LSRP.php

    Try that.

    For this one I got:

    You score for primary psychopathy was higher than 25.79% of people who have taken this test.

    You score for secondary psychopathy was higher than 71.45% of people who have taken this test.

    Which apparently are:

    Your score from primary psychopathy has been calculated as 1.6. Primary psychopathy is the affective aspects of psychopathy; a lack of empathy for other people and tolerance for antisocial orientations.

    Your score from secondary psychopathy has been calculated as 3. Secondary psychopathy is the antisocial aspects of psychopathy; rule breaking and a lack of effort towards socially rewarded behavior.

    Never heard of them before.


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    Leg End Reject
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    7.17% lighter than the average person, that's with psychopathy at 48%! :eek:

    Watch yourselves ... :cool:
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    SnowyMay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭SnowyMay


    Too many questions. But the stupid ad for Star Wars on the bottom of the screen with its crappy tiny cancel button made me want to punch someone in the face. That probably counts for something.


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    #18
    Bobblehats
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    6.4% = make out


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    J. Marston
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    PommieBast wrote: »
    "This makes you 29.83% Darker than the average person"

    And I was worried with being 10% darker than average!


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    Phoenix32
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    I scored 54% narcissism, 23% machiavellianism, 35% psychopathy giving me 37% average. I'm 3.83% darker than the average person apparently.


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    #21
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Stop. Sure I've been at them since 2 am.
    2am a few days ago I'd say. 😜


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    #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    2am a few days ago I'd say. 😜

    You found me out :(


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    #23
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,457 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    43.83% Darker :(


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    #24
    josip
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    54% psychopathy. Happy with that.


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    #25
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    Earthhorse wrote: »
    For this one I got:

    You score for primary psychopathy was higher than 25.79% of people who have taken this test.

    You score for secondary psychopathy was higher than 71.45% of people who have taken this test.

    Which apparently are:

    Your score from primary psychopathy has been calculated as 1.6. Primary psychopathy is the affective aspects of psychopathy; a lack of empathy for other people and tolerance for antisocial orientations.

    Your score from secondary psychopathy has been calculated as 3. Secondary psychopathy is the antisocial aspects of psychopathy; rule breaking and a lack of effort towards socially rewarded behavior.

    Never heard of them before.

    I've never heard of psychopathy divided loke that before. I'd say its just for the purposes of the test.

    Did the results resonate with you?


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    #26
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    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    43.83% Darker :(

    Really??


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    #27
    Timberrrrrrrr
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Really??

    Yup


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    #28
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    I’m a scheming; handwringing Machiavillian. On the plus side at least I’m not a narcisssistic psychopath :) 20% darker than your average twat.


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    #29
    PommieBast
    Registered Users Posts: 2,627 ✭✭✭PommieBast


    J. Marston wrote: »
    And I was worried with being 10% darker than average!
    Took test again. Exactly same result...


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    #30
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    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Yup

    It is just a bit of craic but did you answer the questions accurately?


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    #31
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,457 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    It is just a bit of craic but did you answer the questions accurately?

    I did indeed, I mean inknew i was a cùnt but I didn't think I was a massive one :pac:


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