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Boots Roselawn

  • 23-03-2020 03:02PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 149 ✭✭


    Just as an FYI if you have kids, Boots in Roselawn are selling dildos on the open shelves opposite the counter. Shameful. I wont be going in there again :mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,703 ✭✭✭ongarite


    Nothing wrong with that, especially are we are self-isolating for an unknown length of time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,273 ✭✭✭✭Caranica


    They are not dildos they are items from the durex play range. That section of shelves is where condoms, lubricants, etc are stocked. This is the 21st century.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 680 ✭✭✭jim salter


    Are they dildos or vibrators?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,282 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    Damnit, now that you've pointed it out, there's going to be panic buying and there'll be none left by the time I get there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Don't bring kids into pharmacy especially with the covid19 pandemic.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 149 ✭✭A Knight of Ireland


    Well what would you classify the Rampant Rabbit as?? https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2004/oct/22/shopping.laurasmith


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 680 ✭✭✭jim salter


    Well what would you classify the Rampant Rabbit as?? https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2004/oct/22/shopping.laurasmith

    Ah yeah, that'd be a vibrator, not a dildo, don't see the problem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Sure kids are been taught of sex etc in school....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭JustAThought


    Sure kids are been taught of sex etc in school....

    Extreme thou they are sometimes I think the Mormans are onto something special with their modesty and good family values.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 149 ✭✭A Knight of Ireland


    Extreme thou they are sometimes I think the Mormans are onto something special with their modesty and good family values.

    Whats their thoughts on it as a matter of information?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 700 ✭✭✭LorelaiG


    Won't somebody pleeeeaaaaseeee think of the children...

    FFS... grow up and stop being so prudish.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,411 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Extreme thou they are sometimes I think the Mormans are onto something special with their modesty and good family values.
    Whats their thoughts on it as a matter of information?

    I knew a couple of Mormons from the States. Good guys, if you discount their extreme Republican politics. But their politics wasn't he only thing that was ultra-conservative about them. They didn't like swearing or "lewd talk" of any kind, and swiftly excused themselves at the mere mention of sex. Prudish would sum them up pretty well, my long-departed grandmother would probably have been bawdier than they were, and she was one of those old women who went to mass every day of their lives.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,273 ✭✭✭✭Caranica


    Zaph wrote: »
    I knew a couple of Mormons from the States. Good guys, if you discount their extreme Republican politics. But their politics wasn't he only thing that was ultra-conservative about them. They didn't like swearing or "lewd talk" of any kind, and swiftly excused themselves at the mere mention of sex. Prudish would sum them up pretty well, my long-departed grandmother would probably have been bawdier than they were, and she was one of those old women who went to mass every day of their lives.

    Were they ever in Boots in Roselawn :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Brock Turnpike


    Just as an FYI if you have kids, Boots in Roselawn are selling dildos on the open shelves opposite the counter. Shameful. I wont be going in there again :mad:

    Holy crap. Who gave Maude Flanders a login!?


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,411 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Caranica wrote: »
    Were they ever in Boots in Roselawn :D

    Yeah, but it was years ago before they started stocking dildos. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,080 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    ongarite wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with that, especially are we are self-isolating for an unknown length of time.

    Dude, that cheered me up no end.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,080 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Holy crap. Who gave Maude Flanders a login!?

    She wouldn't complain if they were left-handed dildos.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Nijmegen


    I'm old enough to remember people saying this about pharmacies that sold any sort of contraception, in or out of sight!


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,411 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Nijmegen wrote: »
    I'm old enough to remember people saying this about pharmacies that sold any sort of contraception, in or out of sight!

    Which means you probably also remember when the law was changed so you didn't need a prescription for condoms any more. Sure that was the beginning of the end for civilisation. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Nijmegen


    Zaph wrote: »
    Which means you probably also remember when the law was changed so you didn't need a prescription for condoms any more. Sure that was the beginning of the end for civilisation. :D

    Hello Divorce, Bye Bye Daddy! They were all going to end up in hellfire and damnation as I recall.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,080 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Nijmegen wrote: »
    Hello Divorce, Bye Bye Daddy! They were all going to end up in hellfire and damnation as I recall.

    And looks like its started. #endofdays.

    I'm off to buy a dildo, and heroin, try something new.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74 ✭✭Jacinta086


    This is the best thread I've ever seen on the Dublin 15 forum.
    I'm in stitches.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 202 ✭✭Dublinmuppet


    Are they in all boots as its a bit of a trek over for me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,273 ✭✭✭✭Caranica


    Are they in all boots as its a bit of a trek over for me

    Amazon is the way to go 😉 They have a secret shop with the same products much cheaper


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,411 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Caranica wrote: »
    Amazon is the way to go �� They have a secret shop with the same products much cheaper

    Didn't realise Amazon sold such filth. :eek:

    Actually doesn't look that secret, I typed in vibrator and the selection that appeared would make your eyes water. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,282 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    You can literally order a sex machine from Amazon.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,411 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Stark wrote: »
    You can literally order a sex machine from Amazon.

    James-Brown-Live-At-The-Apollo.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,080 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Are they in all boots as its a bit of a trek over for me

    Only the good ones, your missus tells me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 202 ✭✭Dublinmuppet


    Larbre34 wrote: »
    Only the good ones, your missus tells me.

    If you mean my hubby.....well then my marriage is more in trouble then I thought😂


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 202 ✭✭Dublinmuppet


    Zaph wrote: »
    James-Brown-Live-At-The-Apollo.jpg

    Frantically googling for this machine. Anyone got a link


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