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Farming Chit Chat sticks it to six.

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    #92
    _Brian
    Registered Users Posts: 18,475 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    Kovu wrote: »
    Mum lost the car keys in the house and has to go to town for 6.45. This is hilarious :D
    And posting this rather than looking for them is helping how :p:p

    Seriously, if you cant get a funny video of her its no fun for us ;)


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    #93
    whelan2
    Registered Users Posts: 29,079 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Lost keys of Jeep last week. Found them on the roof of the Jeep,after about half an hour


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    #94
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Ah she found them eventually! They were in the peg basket under some washing:confused::confused:


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    #95
    ganmo
    Registered Users Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭ganmo


    Kovu wrote: »
    Ah she found them eventually! They were in the peg basket under some washing:confused::confused:

    Good place for them


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    #96
    Kevhog1988
    Registered Users Posts: 3,959 ✭✭✭Kevhog1988


    Sacked my 1st cousin today (Bosses son). Was happily surprised the boss backed me up on it.


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    #97
    ganmo
    Registered Users Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭ganmo


    theemigrant wrote: »
    Sacked my 1st cousin today (Bosses son). Was happily surprised the boss backed me up on it.

    He must of really fked up


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    #98
    Kevhog1988
    Registered Users Posts: 3,959 ✭✭✭Kevhog1988


    ganmo wrote: »
    He must of really fked up

    Just an absolute prick of a lad to deal with


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    Buford T. Justice XIX
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,633 ✭✭✭✭Buford T. Justice XIX


    Kovu wrote: »
    Ah she found them eventually! They were in the peg basket under some washing:confused::confused:
    ganmo wrote: »
    Good place for them
    Sure where else would you keep them?:confused:








    :D

    One of the warning signs of me getting low blood sugars is looking for my keys. They are always in my front left pocket but damned if i can find them then:(


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    #100
    Kovu
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    Coming to America is on. That's me sorted for the night, love this film!


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    #101
    _Brian
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    Kovu wrote: »
    Coming to America is on. That's me sorted for the night, love this film!

    Good movie OK..
    Can never watch a movie a second time... no enjoyment at all..

    Now in the theater I've gone to see plays a number of times because different groups do different sets and the roles are so different..


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    #102
    Muckit
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    Lost a weanling today. Never seen it before and probably never see it again. Don't know how but she managed to get polywire fence l had dividing paddock wrapped around her leg. Must have got a heart attack and died.


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    #103
    visatorro
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    Muckit wrote: »
    Lost a weanling today. Never seen it before and probably never see it again. Don't know how but she managed to get polywire fence l had dividing paddock wrapped around her leg. Must have got a heart attack and died.

    Fook.


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    #104
    IH784man
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    Christ


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    #105
    Bullocks
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    Muckit wrote: »
    Lost a weanling today. Never seen it before and probably never see it again. Don't know how but she managed to get polywire fence l had dividing paddock wrapped around her leg. Must have got a heart attack and died.

    Thats unlucky Muckit, some things you could never plan for :mad:


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    #106
    Muckit
    Registered Users Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Kovu wrote: »
    Coming to America is on. That's me sorted for the night, love this film!

    Soul glow :-)


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    #107
    raypallas
    Registered Users Posts: 285 ✭✭raypallas


    Muckit wrote:
    Lost a weanling today. Never seen it before and probably never see it again. Don't know how but she managed to get polywire fence l had dividing paddock wrapped around her leg. Must have got a heart attack and died.


    Happened to us a few years ago calf fell down a bank got wire wrapped around his leg and the fencer did the rest.


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    #108
    Limestone Cowboy
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    Muckit wrote: »
    Lost a weanling today. Never seen it before and probably never see it again. Don't know how but she managed to get polywire fence l had dividing paddock wrapped around her leg. Must have got a heart attack and died.

    Joys of farming muckit!


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    A cow called Daisy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭A cow called Daisy


    _Brian wrote: »
    Good movie OK..
    Can never watch a movie a second time... no enjoyment at all..

    Now in the theater I've gone to see plays a number of times because different groups do different sets and the roles are so different..

    Love the theatre myself and go regularly. Do ya go to theatre in Virginia and to festival in shercock?
    Hope to go to see The Field in Gaiety. Good bailieboro man directing and seamus o'rourke from carrickgallen as the bishop. Think he brilliant


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    #110
    Count Mondego
    Registered Users Posts: 963 ✭✭✭Count Mondego


    Muckit wrote: »
    Lost a weanling today. Never seen it before and probably never see it again. Don't know how but she managed to get polywire fence l had dividing paddock wrapped around her leg. Must have got a heart attack and died.

    I think the best comment I ever heard on here was "they're everyday dreaming up new ways to die you" never a truer word said. Sorry for your loss.


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    #111
    Muckit
    Registered Users Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Ah look in the grand scheme of things tis nothing. They must have been racing around or something. Will never know. If the fence broke might have saved her. It wasn't knotted only crossed. A freak thing.


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    #112
    sea12
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    I notice your allot more relaxed about things since your son was born muck it. You must be getting some sleep


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    #113
    Muckit
    Registered Users Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Yes 'some' being the operative word :D
    I suppose the little lad does put a slightly different perspective on things.


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    #114
    Genghis Cant
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    Muckit wrote: »
    Ah look in the grand scheme of things tis nothing. They must have been racing around or something. Will never know. If the fence broke might have saved her. It wasn't knotted only crossed. A freak thing.

    You hear strange ones out and about, but that's certainly up there with them. Like you said, a freak!


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    #115
    Kovu
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    The sort of thing you can't plan for Muckit, don't kick yourself in the arse over it. There's probably a queue to do that anyway :D

    Supposed to go to a Communion tomorrow, don't really want to go so may just use the old cow calving excuse. One needs to actually do something about that, she's 293 days tomorrow. Hope there's actually something in the wild bítch!!


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    #116
    ganmo
    Registered Users Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭ganmo


    WARNING TO ALL LORRY DRIVERS
    Researchers for the Swansea Authority found over 200 dead crows near M4 recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

    However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

    a Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

    The Ornithological Behaviourist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

    The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Lorry."


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    #117
    visatorro
    Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭visatorro


    jaysus I'm tired. this year is catching up on me. it. could do with a weeks sleep.


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    #118
    _Brian
    Registered Users Posts: 18,475 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    A cow called Daisy wrote: »
    Love the theatre myself and go regularly. Do ya go to theatre in Virginia and to festival in shercock?
    Hope to go to see The Field in Gaiety. Good bailieboro man directing and seamus o'rourke from carrickgallen as the bishop. Think he brilliant

    Yea, get to Virginia when we can, used to do Cavan and Shercock drama festivals but recently with small kids we havent been...
    Seamus is always amazing to watch on stage.. Victor's Dung was nothing short of brilliance.


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    #119
    Connemara Farmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Connemara Farmer


    ganmo wrote: »
    WARNING TO ALL LORRY DRIVERS
    Researchers for the Swansea Authority found over 200 dead crows near M4 recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

    However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

    a Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

    The Ornithological Behaviourist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

    The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Lorry."

    Should be able to thank that twice :D


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    #120
    Bullocks
    Registered Users Posts: 5,890 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    Eventually getting to the cinema, kids gone to a communion so I might even chance a pint on the way home


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    #121
    _Brian
    Registered Users Posts: 18,475 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    Muckit wrote: »
    Lost a weanling today. Never seen it before and probably never see it again. Don't know how but she managed to get polywire fence l had dividing paddock wrapped around her leg. Must have got a heart attack and died.
    Crazy isn't it. Sometimes it's like they're looking for silly ways to die.


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