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BREAKING NEWS: Boobs Are Good!

  • 24-01-2020 3:24pm
    #1
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭


    THIS IS ALL OVER MONCRIEF ON NEWSTALK RIGHT NOW!


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  • #2
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    It's true. They're great.

    If I had a pair, I'd never leave the house.


  • #3
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Just good? They deserve higher praise.


  • #4
    alchemist33
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    Some are better than others, tbh


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That's a relief. Thought I was alone in my quirky appetites.


  • #6
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    My friend Bob is going to be disappointed.


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  • #7
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    I do the motor boat....


  • #8
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    alchemist33 wrote: »
    Some are better than others, tbh

    I like 'em all TBH.


  • #9
    Trigger Happy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,104 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    Doesn't everyone love a fine pair of puppies?


  • #10
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    That's great news. I've got two. Wasn't sure what to make of 'em til this thread. Think I'll throw them a party now.


  • #11
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    That's great news. I've got two.

    Well la-de-da!


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  • #12
    TuringBot47
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    Deleted User wrote: »
    That's a relief. Thought I was alone in my quirky appetites.

    Well you're not supposed to eat them literally, unless they're from a chicken.


  • #13
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    That's great news. I've got two. Wasn't sure what to make of 'em til this thread. Think I'll throw them a party now.

    A party you say?


  • #14
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    A party you say?

    An intimate little get together with myself, Mr Sardonicat and my bewbs. Both of them.


  • #15
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,191 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    80085 58008


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I've got a pair. They are grand but nothing to get excited about. I do sometimes like to admire mine though. I stand in front of the mirror and like how they can stay upright and perky.


  • #17
    banie01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,933 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    I'm not an anesthesiologist...
    But I'll nyom those for ya!
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  • #18
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    upright and perky.

    Oh la-de-da!


  • #19
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    An intimate little get together with myself, Mr Sardonicat and my bewbs. Both of them.

    :D


  • #20
    Mad_maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,503 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    Sounds like more gender stereotyping to me


  • #21
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    80085 58008

    well thats just a non-palindromic boobular self-reflective statement of numbers!

    so it is..

    (preferred the bouncing gif tbh and talk of exclusive boob reveal parties)


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  • #22
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    LaFuton wrote: »
    well thats just a non-palindromic boobular self-reflective statement of numbers!

    so it is..

    (preferred the bouncing gif tbh and talk of exclusive boob reveal parties)

    (.)(.)


  • #23
    TuringBot47
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    Isn't perky just another name for small ?


  • #24
    topper75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    The discrimination against moobs in our society is maddening. Some of it is state-sponsored. Often, moobs are heftier than many of the so-called boobs.
    Mark my words: it'll be seen in time as the Magdalen laundries of our times.


  • #25
    Joe Chuck
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3 ✭Joe Chuck


    Good good. Nothing can beat the goodness of burying your noggin between a pair of milky baps. Silken goodness caressing your wretched dome. Lovely lovely.


  • #26
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    I can spell boobs on my calculator.


  • #27
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,191 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    I can spell boobs on my calculator.

    #metwo


  • #28
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    (.)(.)

    PPPHHHHWWWWOOOAAARRRR!


  • #29
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,406 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    source.gif




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    1Sed.gif


  • #30
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,608 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Some music to listen to, while you read this thread.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqS_z2OqNa0


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  • #31
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    ^ better than lava lamps


  • #32
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    80085 58008

    ^^^Amateur.

    8008135 = Pro level over 9000! :cool::pac::D

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I've got a pair. They are grand but nothing to get excited about. I do sometimes like to admire mine though. I stand in front of the mirror and like how they can stay upright and perky.

    Resisting the urge to ask you out...


  • #34
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    BorneTobyWilde wrote: »
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    Good examples of having way too much of a good thing.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    huge if true


    true if huge, certainly


  • #36
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Good examples of having way too much of a good thing.

    I would say the girl on the middle doesn't have enough.

    Truthfully, all shapes and sizes make their own contributions to the general well being and happiness of humanity. Back ache's a bugger, though.


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  • #37
    greencap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    See in certain cases like some of the above you should be legally allowed to just rip down the top and face no charges.

    You are charged with sexual assault and criminal damage.

    - Ah ah, weinstein vs Anderson your honor.

    Defendant is acquitted.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



  • #38
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Resisting the urge to ask you out...

    I could be lying. They could be saggy Double Es settling comfortably in to one of my many fat rolls.


  • #39
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    greencap wrote: »
    See in certain cases like some of the above you should be legally allowed to just rip down the top and face no charges.

    You are charged with sexual assault and criminal damage.

    - Ah ah, weinstein vs Anderson your honor.

    Defendant is acquitted.

    Eh, no.


  • #40
    greencap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Eh, no.

    If they're hanging out like.

    Big ones.

    Its like two boulders teetering on the edge of a cliff, it induces my ocd.

    Plus my dick is cheering me on.

    How can I be expected to fight both my ocd and my dick at the same time.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



  • #41
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    greencap wrote: »
    If they're hanging out like.

    Big ones.

    Its like two boulders teetering on the edge of a cliff, it induces my ocd.

    Plus my dick is cheering me on.

    How can I be expected to fight both my ocd and my dick at the same time.

    Perhaps you should be confined if you can't control yourself. Think of your cell as a bra, holding you in.


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  • #42
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    I would say the girl on the middle doesn't have enough.
    Look like D cups to me, which is big enough IMHO. The others look more like a freak show to me. Personal taste an that. :D

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #43
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Look like D cups to me, which is big enough IMHO. The others look more like a freak show to me. Personal taste an that. :D

    Scaredy cat!


  • #44
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Don't like fake boobs.

    Not for me.


  • #45
    greencap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Perhaps you should be confined if you can't control yourself. Think of your cell as a bra, holding you in.

    Youre just jealous of young helga above. Flatso.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



  • #46
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I could be lying. They could be saggy Double Es settling comfortably in to one of my many fat rolls.

    Do your boobs hang low?
    Can you swing them too and fro
    Can you tie them in a knot?
    Can you tie them in a bow?
    Can you throw them over your shoulder?
    Like a regimental soldier?
    Do your boobs hang low?

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



  • #47
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Look like D cups to me, which is big enough IMHO. The others look more like a freak show to me. Personal taste an that. :D

    agreed, middle one was best, top for second and bounding up the rear in third place the bottom pic.
    none of which would be kicked out of bed for eating tayto tho


  • #48
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    greencap wrote: »
    Youre just jealous of young helga above. Flatso.

    Yeah, what woman wouldn't be jealous of women you think it's OK to joke about sexually assaulting. Lol


  • #49
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    Don't like fake boobs.

    Not for me.

    Fake books are vile. The real things are beautiful. Big, small, standing high, hanging low nothing beats the squishy, feminine loveliness of boobs.


  • #50
    greencap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Yeah, what woman wouldn't be jealous of women you think it's OK to joke about sexually assaulting. Lol

    Oh. Mustn't joke.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



  • #51
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    greencap wrote: »
    Oh. Mustn't joke.

    This thread is all jokes. Nothing wrong with joking. Nothing wrong with boob jokes. Sexual assault jokes aren't really funny, though, which kinda defeats the purpose.


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