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Liveline Valentine: Roses are red, violations are blue, do be, do be do be do.

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  • #202
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    This woman has a disorder which means she is not capable of stopping talking.


  • #203
    Alfred123
    Registered Users Posts: 225 ✭✭Alfred123


    Can this woman talk or wha'


  • #204
    DellyBelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,152 ✭✭✭DellyBelly


    bottlebrush wrote: »
    And they all lived happily ever after
    Ha ha


  • #205
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,253 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    shearforce wrote: »
    by god this one can talk

    has she had the coveh?

    She hasn't had the Long Covid with the paralyzed mouth anyway


  • #206
    bmorrissey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭bmorrissey


    Take note Virgin Media and 6 nations...this is appropriate broadcasting in the height of a pandemic


  • #207
    cozar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,521 ✭✭✭cozar


    this has been rehearsed so many times.


  • #208
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    "A pattren"

    Somewhat surprisingly, that was the caller, not Duffy!!!!


  • #209
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,468 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    This is like the 15 minute stories youd here on rte1 radio years ago. same droning voice....cry


  • #210
    shearforce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,262 ✭✭✭shearforce


    gmisk wrote: »
    I agree....I feel like exiting as well...

    well spotted

    but yeah, this is pushing me to turn off the radio


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  • #211
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,320 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    There was a suitcase of sex toys found by a Litter warden on the side of the road.

    Will he, won't he have a Funni Froyday of sorts...puns'n'all !
    Imagine the person who found that must be buzzing...


  • #212
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,195 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    This woman has a disorder which means she is not capable of stopping talking.

    The punchline must be where she herself got de long covid.


  • #213
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,929 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Yes I will be looking away when mine is getting done.


    The last few jabs, my GP has managed to hit a nerve every bloody time. Previously he'd never happened to to that, most times I'd barely feel a thing. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #214
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,253 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    cozar wrote: »
    this has been rehearsed so many times.

    Her poor hairdresser when they open back up


  • #215
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    They play this call in Guantanamo bay


  • #216
    KevRossi
    Registered Users Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭KevRossi


    Let's her ramble on as he likes her story....

    ....Shouted and snarled over anyone he disagreed with on Monday when the florists were on.


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  • #217
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,506 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    The last few jabs, my GP has managed to hit a nerve every bloody time. Previously he'd never happened to to that, most times I'd barely feel a thing.

    Think the last jab I got was in to the left buttock so to speak.


  • #218
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Imagine being stuck beside this one on a plane.


  • #219
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,133 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    This is some monologue.


  • #220
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    KevRossi wrote: »
    Let's her ramble on as he likes her story....

    ....Shouted and snarled over anyone he disagreed with on Monday when the florists were on.

    Hes hardly even grunting and saying 'yeh' anymore


  • #221
    boardise
    Registered Users Posts: 3,467 ✭✭✭boardise


    Recording of this monologue would be an instant cure for insomnia.


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  • #222
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,320 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Not to be mean...but what is the point in this call?
    Sad and all, but this woman was 101....


  • #223
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,195 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    cozar wrote: »
    this has been rehearsed so many times.

    I hear the sound of pages turning. Might be reading it out.


  • #224
    leath_dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    The sound quality on this "call" is extremely good, almost as if she's in the studio


  • #225
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I think she’s actually enjoying telling this story!


  • #226
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Jordan 199 wrote: »
    I can't take anymore of this so I'm putting on some Black Sabbath instead.

    Don't go eating any bats, whatever you do.


  • #227
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,131 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    this lady has not had a decent chat since last March

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #228
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,114 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Wasn't there a woman on LL last year saying her mother wasn't a statistic.


  • #229
    Living Off The Splash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,132 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    Duffy doesn't know what to say.....


  • #230
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Another FaceBuke page!!!!!


  • #231
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,320 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    Imagine being stuck beside this one on a plane.
    I'd walk out....


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  • #232
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,131 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBUwzoOL7vDHD2LVBChZ3q4YBZaKxn539kdQ&usqp=CAU

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #233
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Duffys new buke writing itself.

    ****



  • #234
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,097 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    cozar wrote: »
    this has been rehearsed so many times.

    Absolutely not knocking anyone who is grieving right now, but my uncle died of cancer last year, and I can't imagine my mum or aunts going through an itemised list of dates and events in the lead up to his passing. It's just not healthy.


  • #235
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    "Oh I think thats the door I have to run, yeah yeah yeah ok, ok, ok, ok got to go, yeah , absolutely, yeah ok got to go ok bye bye bye bey beye "


  • #236
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,253 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    "You get your RTE alerts every evening telling you how many people died"

    What, people are signing up for Covid death notifications from the RTE app??????


  • #237
    cozar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,521 ✭✭✭cozar


    show started off well with the promise of Dr. Waters coming on. it has now descended into a well rehearsed personal story of no interest to anyone only the family themselves.


  • #238
    shearforce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,262 ✭✭✭shearforce


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    Hes hardly even grunting and saying 'you're anymore

    he's listening to moncrief

    producer pushes "go on" or "whoy" button when needed

    probably has an array of about 30 Joe sounds in front of him for calls like this


  • #239
    generalgerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    gmisk wrote: »
    Not to be mean...but what is the point in this call?
    Sad and all, but this woman was 101....

    The point of the call is to scare everybody in to not taking the advice of the doctor in part one of the show. Average age of the 101 people who died is the same as the average life expectancy. 90 people die every day of every year in Ireland, you'd swear listening to RTE that nobody ever died.


  • #240
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Shes calling for further depressing ways of broadcasting. This suits Joe's agenda!!!!!! Ah ha! Mystery solved why he let her rant!


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  • #241
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,131 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Grave Cam

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #242
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,506 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Joe glued to de funeral cam on EyePad2.


  • #243
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,131 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    OnlyGraves.com

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #244
    Dempo1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,023 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    We're advised to mind our mental health throughout this pandemic and this is what Liveline broadcasts. Just depressing. I do sympathise but can't listen to this anymore.

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • #245
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,253 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    "I think its Newlands Cross crematorium" says Joe.

    Yeah right its there on his favourites tab right next to RIP.ie


  • #246
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,320 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    dvcireland wrote: »
    1*3i2BvMbl9pfHJxPtExc1hg.jpeg1*3i2BvMbl9pfHJxPtExc1hg.jpeg
    Outstanding...what a film!
    One of my favourites

    "No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along."

    The bit where you just see the old woman's feet...lol


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  • #247
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,133 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    Live from the crematorium 24/7/365!


  • #248
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,253 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    PLUGeen


  • #249
    JMNolan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭JMNolan


    we're all statistics at the end of the day


  • #250
    shearforce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,262 ✭✭✭shearforce


    lol

    camera on all the time at the crematorium

    no one in Ireland bar the ppl who work there know this, and Joe


  • #251
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    hahaha PLUG FER DE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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