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    #32
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    You do get some awful mutton dressed up as lamb it has to be said. I’ve an aunt in law who said I was gettin very tall! Out of all the cousins I’d be the shortest. As the oldest...just really facetious puerile shįte from a grown women herself.


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    #33
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    'I love your engagement ring. It's so unusual. I've never seen such a dainty one before.'


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    #34
    beerguts
    Registered Users Posts: 266 ✭✭beerguts


    I couldn't have done it with out you.


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    #35
    Snotty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭Snotty


    "You look so pretty today, you should ware makeup more often"


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    #36
    AlphabetCards
    Registered Users Posts: 410 ✭✭AlphabetCards


    partyguinness wrote: »
    I was always praised for my 'commitment' on the pitch...:(

    Same, but I valued it all the same. Imagine having no ability and no heart. Heart gets you plaves ability cannot.


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    #37
    anewme
    Registered Users Posts: 11,859 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Someone once said to me...."do you know, you'd be an ideal candidate for a makeover? " I just laughed and they continued, "no, I mean, do you know there are some people that you could do nothing with......."

    Good to know I'm one of the ones who could be saved.....


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    #38
    foxy farmer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    You're ran off your feet ya poor fcuker.


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    #39
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    foxy farmer wrote: »
    You're ran off your feet ya poor fcuker.


    How is that a back handed compliment?


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    #40
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    AlphabetCards wrote: »
    Same, but I valued it all the same. Imagine having no ability and no heart. Heart gets you plaves ability cannot.

    Well it had to be our strong point. I can think of plenty of lads with far more ability but no balls- waste of time.

    Bumped into an old underage GAA coach a few years back and he was pissed. Kept telling me how great I was (as in 25 years ago) and I was always the first name on the teamsheet and not the 2 intercounty minors that went on to win AI senior medals....he knew I would give 100% and fight for everything .:o...nice to hear I suppose. You gotto play to your strenghts.

    I once punched a teammate on the pitch for not trying..in fact I was hoping to get him off the pitch. Unbelievable skill wise and would have played intercounty with his eyes closed but bad attitude and gave up too easily. We all played with lads like that. Drove me insane. One day he lost the ball and never tracked back...just left it didnt give a ****. I went nuts and went for him. Nobody stopped me and old man bursting with pride.


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    #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    That's a lovely dress you're wearing, do they have it in your size?


    Congratulations! I heard you stopped beating your wife


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    #42
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,002 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    Your bum doesn't look big in that.

    Not your ornery onager



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    #43
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    You're a nice person.


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    #44
    KrustyBurger
    Registered Users Posts: 221 ✭✭KrustyBurger


    I never tire of seeing you in that coat.


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    #45
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    seven of nine wrote: »
    Because I pronounce it like uck which rhymes with yuck.

    Ah right so, I thought by yer first post you were struggling with English, this proves it

    21/25



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    #46
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Your Face wrote: »
    You're a nice person.


    Thank you I am. I love it when people tell me this!:pac:


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    seven of nine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭seven of nine


    uch wrote: »
    Ah right so, I thought by yer first post you were struggling with English, this proves it

    Awh bless.

    You're sort of cute-ish when you get mad and you're trying to think of something smart to say back but fail. Awh.


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    #48
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    "Thank you for making a man of me."

    I restored his confidence and you could say it went to his little leprechaun head a bit.


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    #49
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Widdershins wrote: »
    "Thank you for making a man of me."

    I restored his confidence and you could say it went to his little leprechaun head a bit.


    Don't leave us dangling...


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    #50
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Good childbearing hips. In other words a wide arse.


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