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Couple Of uickies

MonkieSocks · 2021-06-16 10:04:31

So this passenger taps the taxi driver on the shoulder; the driver craps himself, swerves, nearly hits a bus and stops inches from a shop window and sits there dazed and sweaty. Christ, you're jumpy! I only touched your shoulder. Sorry says the cabbie, its my first day on the job - I've been driving a bloody hearse for the…

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16-06-2021 11:04am

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MonkieSocks

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So this passenger taps the taxi driver on the shoulder; the driver craps himself, swerves, nearly hits a bus and stops inches from a shop window and sits there dazed and sweaty.

Christ, you're jumpy! I only touched your shoulder.

Sorry says the cabbie, its my first day on the job - I've been driving a bloody hearse for the last 20 years.

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