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A story in six words

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Someday I'll walk among my ancestors


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    A goddess ruthlessly stole my virginity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Is my character to your satisfaction


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Someday I'll walk among my ancestors

    The day the graveyard came calling


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The day the graveyard came calling

    I refused to attend my funeral


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The day the graveyard came calling

    I sent the coffin salesmen packing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I've been restless my whole life


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I owe you all a meal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    it's too late to back away


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Christianity ruined the Vikings' ruthless superiority.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Christianity ruined the Vikings' ruthless superiority.

    They downsized.. one deity was enough


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Christianity ruined the Vikings' ruthless superiority.

    Priest's turned vikings into sex slaves


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Christianity ruined the Vikings' ruthless superiority.

    Vikings desired randy men in frocks


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Vikings desired randy men in frocks

    Fair city had a new storyline


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Fair city had a new storyline

    Unfortunately its gone way beyond redemption


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Fair city had a new storyline

    Northman buggered by priest during confession


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Fair city had a new storyline

    Cardboard characters for wooden TV programme.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Fair city had a new storyline

    Busty blondes big boobs bust bra


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Busty blondes big boobs bust bra

    Prime time was getting fairly dodgy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Prime time was getting fairly dodgy

    Its all pay per view now


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Prime time was getting fairly dodgy

    'Twas unnatural what happened to lassie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Prime time was getting fairly dodgy

    My licence money not well spent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Prime time was getting fairly dodgy

    Claire Byrne's the original talking mutt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Fair city had a new storyline

    Is it watching paint dry slowly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,742 ✭✭✭4Ad


    I liked you alot, but no more


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Kylta wrote: »
    Priest's turned vikings into sex slaves

    That's a scurrilous lie, you snake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Valhalla is more fun than Heaven.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    4Ad wrote: »
    I liked you alot, but no more

    Alas love died on its knees


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    That's a scurrilous lie, you snake.

    Lie never.. .. brother I have proof


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Valhalla is more fun than Heaven.

    Yah... orgies, drink, fighting, laughing, cajoling


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    4Ad wrote: »
    I liked you alot, but no more

    Oh the pain of lost love


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Valhalla is more fun than Heaven.

    Valhalls calls.... But are you worthy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Valhalla is more fun than Heaven.

    No heaven... for manky pagan murderers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Valhalla is more fun than Heaven.

    my company is better than both


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    That's a scurrilous lie, you snake.

    The goddess freya loves my rattler


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Valhalla is more fun than Heaven.

    Odin and god... pair of spoofers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Kylta wrote: »
    Odin and god... pair of spoofers

    Mocked Odin: went straight to Hel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Mocked Odin: went straight to Hel


    Mock Odin never... He was impotent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Mocked Odin: went straight to Hel

    Odin and thor... fought over viagra


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Mocked Odin: went straight to Hel

    Odin turned valhalla into gay sauna


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Mocked Odin: went straight to Hel

    Vadir has come to seek vengenance


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Vadir has come to seek vengenance

    He didn't find what he wanted


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Vadir has come to seek vengenance

    He didn't find what he wanted


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He didn't find what he wanted

    A vengeful god doesn't frighten me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He didn't find what he wanted

    He was happy with a cake


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He didn't find what he wanted

    He got the spanking he deserved


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I feel i'm in deep water


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I'm willing to take a gamble


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I'm delighted my memory is unreliable


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The internet is so fu¢king slow


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