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What should Stormy call mini-stormy?

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  • 19-04-2011 12:25am
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    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭


    So stormincuppatea is having a mini-me and I have decided it's our uttermost duty to assist in the naming department as she will have enough stress to deal with already.

    Naturally, only a proper TCN name will fit this little creature that's about to meet the world, preferably it would be even dinosaur related I think.

    The name should offer a wild combination of fruity goodness, a potential for uberflirtingskills in latter life, a wisdom and wit that would even scare Sarky, and enough intelligence to understand what Matt Holck is on about all the time.

    Naturally it should also reflect the wee one liking icecream (but not pistachio), just like Fago! and evoke great artistic skills for creating MS Paint painting that will sell for millions.

    Go on, you can do it do it do it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Just pick a regular name and stick the end of a dinosaur name on the end.

    Thomasaurus.

    Stephadactyl.

    See?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Mia-bulbasor?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    wait was that a dinosaur or a pokemon?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Who knows any more?

    If'n I ever have a littl'un, I shall call him/her/it Sarkyopterix.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Pokemon, dinosaur - dinosaur, pokemon

    same difference really isn't it?

    How about Gary?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    That sounds like an eye disease!!

    OMG sarkys babies are gonna come out with a little beard with eyes on it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I love the name Lola but my boyfriend is being very unreasonable and said its setting her up for a lifetime of poledancing.

    LOLASAUR


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Storminateacup:

    - A Romantic Setup
    - A Romantic Upset
    - A Cat Resumption
    - A Primate Counts
    - A Prostate Cumin

    I firmly believe in the power of anagrams, and have thus created a pile above this text, none of which should be used to name your child.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Cumin are seeds used in cooking. Why would you put some in your prostate?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Sarky wrote: »
    Cumin are seeds used in cooking. Why would you put some in your prostate?

    Sexual experimentation?

    Sort-of like the cinnamon sniffing but upside down?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    TML91 wrote: »
    I firmly believe in the power of anagrams, and have thus created a pile above this text, none of which should be used to name your child.

    Good for you.
    /gives comforting tap on shoulder

    Some tea then whilst we discuss this whole mini-Stormy naming procedure?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    If I have twins!

    DOLCE AND BANANANA


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I demand this child be named REPTAR


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    You should name it after me! Little Lust4life!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    But then what do I know? I have a White cat named Cracker! Heh!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    lol thats an awesome name for a cat. ive a cat called heidi and two dogs called ben and jack. i really love jack as a boys name, its always been my favourite name.. but i clearly cant call my child after my dog :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Although, my horses name is darcy, and he is realllly really dark brown and i call him nigga. I feel so bad cause he actually responds to that name.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Bowinaraindrop


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    omg bi-polar much? i was fine 5 minutes ago and now i feel like ripping someones head off. i am a lunatic. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yay!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    what


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I have no idea.

    But don't worry. ALL pregnant women are loopy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    What happened to all the posts that were in here?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    i fear i was loopy before, and will be loopy after. but i dont have time to be loopy right now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Does anyone really have time? (excluding those who own watches or clocks)

    Think about it and get back to me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    fago, darlink. i have
    97 facial cse hours to write up
    98 body cse hours to write up
    log sheets for both
    1 (x2 treatments) epilation casestudy
    1 special occasion makeup + photos for 5 makeups casestudies
    3 pics of manicures, 2 of pedicures
    Corrections on facial and eye treatments x 5 (casestudies)
    Corrections on 5 (x2) epilation casestudies
    I have to START 5 facial electrical treatment casestudies
    And start and finish a 5k thesis on HIV


    All must be handed in by friday.

    Why am i even bothering? I dont know. Im asking myself the same question.

    Im starting exams end of may. I have more exams mid june (13th-16th) and my baby is due a week later. I have my final exams, the begining of july, almost 2 weeks after baby is born, presuming it arrives when its supposed to.

    Im not gonna be able to do this.

    Im wrote off already and its gonna get worse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    ugh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Start taking smack. It won't help, I just need a buyer!


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    no wonder you look so good


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    good lord i am a disaster. 2 hours left to finish too much bullsh.it reports. ive resorted to drinking coffee. i never drink coffee. i had to trek the whole way to tesco, and in the process, get dressed, for coffee. alls that is in this stupid fugging house is ****ty herbal tea and i swear to god when i have time, i am going to use brute force on those ****ty green tea teabags, because wtf is wrong with me drinking those?

    if this isnt bad enough - coffee. the last time i drank coffee was like, probably in starbucks in california, so sometime in 2009. im going to break out in acne or something as if my life didnt suck enough.

    braille face because of this stupid everything.


    ediiiiiittttttt.
    Bugged out lol, happy out. Did not hit anybody in the face with my shoe. Some tutors need to get a life though. MAHGAWD. an entire day of theory, lol NOT ABLE.
    goddamnit i need my beauty sleep, those bags im sportin under my eyes are SERIOUS. shame theyre not prada :(
    If i get spots, omg. Years avoiding caffiene like it was criminal, i might as well just start eating fried food too aswell. Just to make sure I end up with cellulite and awful horrid oily skin. imagine the shame of getting spots at the ripe old age of 22. it would be just my luck too. i always laughed at people with acne when i was younger, and meaner. but karma is a bitch. and my boyfriend told me this morning that he would laugh if i got spots, because thats what shallow people deserve.

    Someone obviously must've suffered from an overactive sebacous gland back in the day. :rolleyes:


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