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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #8802
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Sue Ellen's sister, name not off the top of my head sorry

    What superhero like Batman / Superman / Hulk would you like to finish you off?

    That would have to be Batgirl.

    Ever have a near death experience?


  • #8803
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    That would have to be Batgirl.

    Ever have a near death experience?

    No. I’ve had a few really close shaves but no near death experience, thankfully.
    Have you any sisters?


  • #8804
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    4 of them

    Have you ever been swept off your feet?


  • #8805
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    4 of them

    Have you ever been swept off your feet?

    I got hit by one of those road sweeping lorries once.

    Ever see dog crap smeared on the footpath and laugh at someone's misfortune?


  • #8806
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I got hit by one of those road sweeping lorries once.

    Ever see dog crap smeared on the footpath and laugh at someone's misfortune?

    It was just as I lifted my foot off the footpath.

    Do you routinely jaywalk?


  • #8807
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    It was just as I lifted my foot off the footpath.

    Do you routinely jaywalk?

    Only when I want to cross the street.

    Do you display prizes or hide them away?


  • #8808
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Only when I want to cross the street.

    Do you display prizes or hide them away?

    Hide them away.
    What was the last prize you won ?


  • #8809
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A free €1 scratch card, from a card like it.

    The last subject in the Junior / Leaving Cert / third level subject you were taughtyou thought was a load of bollyx


  • #8810
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    A free €1 scratch card, from a card like it.

    The last subject in the Junior / Leaving Cert / third level subject you were taughtyou thought was a load of bollyx

    English. I could read / write and understand the language. That’s all I would ever need .
    Do you know the CVS on your bank card off by heart ?


  • #8811
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yes.

    Ever wear odd socks / gloves /footwear?


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  • #8812
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Yes.

    Ever wear odd socks / gloves /footwear?

    Socks - yes, gloves - no, footwear - how would you manage that?

    What was it that had you 'in bits' the last time you were?


  • #8813
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Some years ago Ate a prawn meal at a certain 'connoisseur' establishment on the southside of Dublin.
    Went into city centre on the bus.
    Half hour in city on Bachelors walk, puked my guts out.
    Some puke got in my chinos too
    Took Dublin bus home too

    Last person you actually forgave for doing something scummy to you.


  • #8814
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Some years ago Ate a prawn meal at a certain 'connoisseur' establishment on the southside of Dublin.
    Went into city centre on the bus.
    Half hour in city on Bachelors walk, puked my guts out.
    Some puke got in my chinos too
    Took Dublin bus home too

    Last person you actually forgave for doing something scummy to you.

    I prefer to carry the grudge.

    Why do radio stations all go to news at the same time?


  • #8815
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I prefer to carry the grudge.

    Why do radio stations all go to news at the same time?

    Hmmm . as I never listen to radio or tv I have no idea..

    Are you insomniac or just enjoy being awake?


  • #8816
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I remain awake. I don't care. My eyes look grey / blackish sometimes as a result but don't care.

    Know anyone here in Ireland who has actually done something really cool with their "brand new cutting edge" Macbook / PC / smartphone / iphone / Drone / whatever apart from boasting about it / flaunting it. Anybody at all who has actually done something for others to say "that's cool!"


  • #8817
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I remain awake. I don't care. My eyes look grey / blackish sometimes as a result but don't care.

    Know anyone here in Ireland who has actually done something really cool with their "brand new cutting edge" Macbook / PC / smartphone / iphone / Drone / whatever apart from boasting about it / flaunting it. Anybody at all who has actually done something for others to say "that's cool!"

    Just owning one is the cool bit.

    Ever put anyone's picture on a dartboard?


  • #8818
    Mossie1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 196 ✭✭Mossie1975


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Just owning one is the cool bit.

    Ever put anyone's picture on a dartboard?

    Good question :D
    No

    Last time you were on the DART?


  • #8819
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Mossie1975 wrote: »
    Good question :D
    No

    Last time you were on the DART?

    I think it was 2002.

    Do you have a dashcam?


  • #8820
    Lavinia
    Registered Users Posts: 8,089 ✭✭✭Lavinia


    i don't.

    should i get one?


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  • #8821
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Only if you want too.

    Are you as pretty as your name?


  • #8822
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    Only if you want too.

    Are you as pretty as your name?

    Bob is kinda cute isn't it?

    Is Jim the only tit in the Corrs?


  • #8823
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Jim is definitely the biggest tit on the corrs

    Did trump really have covid?


  • #8824
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    Jim is definitely the biggest tit on the corrs

    Did trump really have covid?

    He said he did and Donald wouldn't lie.

    Have you ever used a pipe cleaner for cleaning a pipe?


  • #8825
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    No, but i've used sewer rods for cleaning sewers.

    Have you ever ran naked through a main thoroughfare?


  • #8826
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    No, but i've used sewer rods for cleaning sewers.

    Have you ever ran naked through a main thoroughfare?

    Only walked.

    Who is your favourite animated pig?


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  • #8827
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My ex wife, she was always animated

    Why is green, green?


  • #8828
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    My ex wife, she was always animated

    Why is green, green?

    Cos it's so good they named it twice.

    Do you think 'the green green grass of home' is a popular song in the arctic circle?


  • #8829
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    No. Because its not whiter than white

    Why does santa live in the north pole insteadof the south pole


  • #8830
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Santa lives at the North Pole because the COMPASS points to the North. Actually within a 100 mile radius of the North Pole, the compass becomes inoperative.

    The last device / toy / tool / instrument / gadget you broke that belonged to somebody else.


  • #8831
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    A job hand held computer device, I reversed over it in the work van ( will not declare whether it was dine purposely or not)

    Why do we have seasons?


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  • #8832
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    To give some themes to musical authors like Vivaldi and Mozart.

    How many windup clocks and other devices did you have at most, windup toys etc.


  • #8833
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    To give some themes to musical authors like Vivaldi and Mozart.

    How many windup clocks and other devices did you have at most, windup toys etc.

    Not a notion so I'll just say a number - 17.

    What was the last thing you killed?


  • #8834
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    A wasp


    Why is an anagram, an anagram?


  • #8835
    Lavinia
    Registered Users Posts: 8,089 ✭✭✭Lavinia


    Just because it is not anakilo

    would you say you hit on people often?


  • #8836
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    No, only if the mood takes me.

    Do you like being you?


  • #8837
    Lavinia
    Registered Users Posts: 8,089 ✭✭✭Lavinia


    occasionally :)

    do you believe in luck?


  • #8838
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Yes, would say im very lucky with the life I have through the good times and bad?

    Do you believe fate?


  • #8839
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yes. However unfair.

    What SKILL do you want to master next? playing musical instruments / computer language etc


  • #8840
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    It was suppose to be a musical instrument, maybe tin whistle or bodran.

    Why does eamon ryan look like he hasn't a clue whats going on?


  • #8841
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Needs more sleep - anywhere will do

    What's the dumbest most feeble excuse you know
    somebody gave?


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  • #8842
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Needs more sleep - anywhere will do

    What's the dumbest most feeble excuse you know
    somebody gave?

    I didn't know the condom was split

    If Cannibis was legal, would you give it a go?


  • #8843
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I didn't know the condom was split

    If Cannibis was legal, would you give it a go?

    I think the legalities of it are neither here nor there.

    Why don't people have urinals at home?


  • #8844
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I think the legalities of it are neither here nor there.

    Why don't people have urinals at home?

    Because they would take up to much space in a normal home and your aim is better when not in a bar getting pi$$ed.

    When did you last see a sunrise?


  • #8845
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Many moons ago

    When was the last time you cried?


  • #8846
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Kylta wrote: »
    Many moons ago

    When was the last time you cried?

    On an acid trip a few months ago. Big huge sobs and tears streaming.

    Are you allergic to anyone in your life at the moment?


  • #8847
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    No

    Why do people panic buy?


  • #8848
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Follow their nature.

    Your last instinctual pleasure outside any kind of sex or masturbating?


  • #8849
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Yesterday, I won a few quid in the bookies on the football.

    Why are imbeciles, well imbeciles?


  • #8850
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Muppets and Muppetry

    What's your kind of "scooby snack"?


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  • #8851
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    None. Am allergic to doggy treats

    If you were to be executed. What would your last meal consist off?


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