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Mound of Hostages

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    We have been laying low, trying to understand the Fractality of the situation we have found ourselves in. I cannot get into the nitty-gritty right now, as Weebley just broke his silence by posting a comment in Wormhole 7, leading us to Wormhole 4.

    Strangely, Wormhole 4 has 2 sets of 3 Wormholes on either side . . . 42 and 7 are hitting me in the face . . .

    I will add to this post later on today, but right now, Epstein needs to post in ARG MetaPhoria

    We do not know pain . . . we do not know fear . . .



    Continued @ 3:30am 1/21/13 - By Lucy

    Sorry for the common intro earlier on, but speed of posting was imperative. We have been silent since Nerfy and a fellow named "dave jr" caused Weebley to say our site was "Fractal" on The Daily Bell.

    Oh, by the way, dogmax, that was a very nice post you wrote. Agent Heggle was chuffed, but alas, Nerfy went back to school and unless she "tunes in" during her rush to get back on track - she was a week late getting back, she may not have seen what you wrote yet, and not answer you just yet..

    This "Fractal" thing began when Nerfy posted an up till then "private" email sent by Steve Munster to Graham/amanfromMars, as well as Pete 8 and Revolver on or about1/9/13. This email was a comment under her "Emerging See" post last Sunday, 1/13/13, while we were all off to Bangor Pier, looking for Weebley. This was the email:

    Hi again, amanfromMars,

    This is a global message, as Agent Revolver and Agent Pete 8 also need to know about it.

    Note: amanfromMars is suffering from not being able to logon today, but I just noticed Agent Revolver just posted, and I can logon easily – Hi Agent Revolver – I will get the PayPal button up for your story today, but somebody needs to ask you a question on the site . . .

    Logon problems:
    When we are logged on using Safari, IE9, Firefox on the same local machine over a single DSL router, we tend to screw up the logon/off sequence, especially if we are having, let’s say a 6-way conversation. Lots of logging on and off happens. This is when we first experienced not being able to log on again. This happened for the first time over Christmas. The only thing done differently at that time was I got 6 laptops on the go simultaneously (W7 x 3, Win95 x 2, WinVista) over the same DSL router. 5 of these laptops are asleep in the loft at home - they may or may not be logged on to various accounts right now, as I let them go to sleep a while back and abandoned the concept, due to the logon problem that happened at the time I did it. Tonight, I will liven them up, log on, then log each one off.

    Oh, I had ~3 browsers per machine attempting to logon, totaling ~18 simultaneous logons. It never worked, so I gave up. I now have to reboot my DSL router daily. Sorry! If it had’ve worked, I would’ve been posting like the wind . . .

    I found this little snippet on the FAQ: http://en.support.wordpress.com/browser-issues/

    snip---
    Note: It is also possible for your Internet Service Provider to create a cache at the network level. This means that instead of viewing the WordPress.com web servers for some files, the ISP has created a cache to store files on their network to try to reduce bandwidth costs and also to make loading some web pages faster. If a network-side cache is causing you trouble, you most likely just need to wait for it to clear out on its own.
    Snip---

    Side note (or is it back note?):
    By the way, on Wednesday, January 2 at 6am, I was rushing to get out the door to work (first day back,) and, as I was putting on my socks, I tweaked my back, which I haven’t done in years! I severely ****ed it up, and was in agony all day. Jo-ann said to take 2 Advil every few hours, which I did. After a few days of lessened agony, but still hurting badly, I realised the source of why I was unable to post anything . . . even though I really wanted and needed to post.

    I stopped taking the Advil last Saturday, even though Jo-ann thought I was nuts, since the active ingredient Ibuprophen, seemed to be making me not myself . . . or myselves?

    Weird. I need to be completely clean in order to post. Even a drink of alcohol makes me unable to post.

    Anyway, I can’t fit that little ditty into the “story,” so here’s my apology for dropping out for so long. I was actually thinking really hard between Dec 30 and Jan 1 about which way to proceed, and had great expectations for Jan 2’s posting. That’s why I did some minor backroom stuff in the meantime, as well as doing much research, like this: http://www.angelfire.com/biz/JardinSilvestre/Celts.html

    Guys, this is a prime example how plans never work out the way you think they will. I had no idea that I would cover up Dec 30 to Jan 7 with a ****ing Wormhole . . . or 7!

    Sell, sell, sell!

    Sent by: Steve Munster / Aqualine Fire
    Phone: 416-410-8877 (press 1)
    Toll free: 1-877-410-8877
    Fax: 416-410-8867
    email: steve @ aqualine fire . com
    Aqualine Fire, 8510 Torbram Rd, unit 68, Brampton, ON, Canada, L6T 5C7



    From: Graham C.
    Sent: Wednesday, January 09, 2013 6:47 AM
    To: weebley@heddinout.com
    Subject: Fwd: amfM cannot log on. Hey Doc, What's Up? :-)

    Begin forwarded message:

    From: "Graham C."
    Subject: amfM cannot log on. Hey Doc, What's Up? :-)
    Date: 9 January 2013 11:44:31 GMT
    To: Metaforia

    Hi, Agent Weebley,

    I am presently having the same difficulty and denial of service with usual username and password failing to open the box :-) Which is all a bit weird and therefore most interesting, for such things shouldn't really happen, should they, unless accidentally temporarily necessary to resolve a hot situation.

    Regards, amfM


    On 24 Dec 2012, at 00:50, Metaforia wrote:

    Hi everyone,

    I cannot log onto the website today. Very strange. I have changed the password a couple of times now - the site still recognises me as being me, but the new password does not work.

    I see Epstein posted something, but later, also changed his password.

    Are we entering Mordor?

    Can someone else try logging on and posting something, please?

    Sent by: Agent Weebley
    phone: 416.410.7720
    email: weebley @ heddinout. com
    Heddinout Communications Ltd., 8510 Torbram Rd, unit 68, Brampton, ON, Canada, L6T 5C7

    No virus found in this message.
    Checked by AVG - www.avg.com
    Version: 2012.0.2221 / Virus Database: 2637/5518 - Release Date: 01/08/13


    What an odd email from Steve, eh? It's like he thinks we are all puppets! Anyway, this has turned into a long post, so I'll get to what dave jr said on my next post.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Everyone is still sleeping in Ireland right now.



    Although I have more to add about dave jr on his comment on The Daily Bell about our site being some sort of Dissociative Identity, causing Weebley have a Epiphany when linking it with Nerfy's posting of Steve's previously private email to Graham, I need to segue for a time . . .

    Today, I signed Weebley up for the tentative upcoming VOAT (Variations On A Theme) story contest that pickarooney is trying to make stick.

    By Lucy

    If I could be so presumptuous as to be posting here in lieu of my hubby, Weebley, I would say that him thanking pickarooney for the VOAT suggestion is enough for me to be officially throwing his Trilby into the ring for him.

    i.e.: Weebley is also saying "yes" to writing a story.

    And if he happens to not return from the future in time, I will write a little ditty in his stead.

    Love, Lucy



    Since Weebley "thanked" pickarooney, I felt he does want to enter the VOAT, but cannot speak on boards.ie right now for some futuristic reason. We <em>have</em> been married for almost 25 years in this life, so I think I can read him pretty well.

    If he doesn't come back in time, then I'll get lucky and get to write something creative myself. Let's see what tomorrow holds.

    On another issue, we passed by the Elephant In The Room today. No-one noticed . . . so now is the time for battle: Boards.ie / Self Publishing . . . Number 17 in the hit parade . . . a lot has changed since 2011, and this subject is worth taking a few Polaroid shots at, as we pass by.



    So come on . . . take a look at how times have changed with respect to Self Publishing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭dogmax


    Hello Lucy, Agent Weebley and all

    Just thought I pop in to update everyone on a dear old friend of our, old Donn, when we first met old Donn he was just after coming through the mist of time on that wonderful beautiful ancient Mound of the Hostages on the Hill of Tara, yes he had a look on his face of one that was totally confuse bewildered and lost, and I greeted him with a barrage of words that confused him even more, but I have to admit he is now indeed a good friend to us all, but it has been a tough time for old Donn, back in his time he was King, and all he wanted was to go back there, to his home.

    I shall begin.

    Old Donn use to go for long walks because he was feeling very lonely, missing home and finding it very hard to get use to modern times, and I used to think if there was only a way to send him back to ancient times where he really wanted to be, I thought of taking him back to the Mound of the Hostages on the Hill of Tara and camp there until the mist of time returns, and then I remember what a old friend of mine the Seeker of Knowledge once said, "Ah sure listen, there's always tomorrow" and so I waited.

    Then one day something very strange happen, old Donn was walking pass this big building and seeing people going in and coming out, so he decided to go in, and what he saw inside really did make him feel at home, in fact, it brought back some great memories for him.

    So he came home and says to me he wanted a shovel, I said a spade, he said okay, so I give him a spade and off he went into the fields and started digging, and then he went back to that big building and put in front of management what he dug up, the building is a museum and what old Donn dug up made management sit up, and eventually old Donn agree on a financial deal that even the best business people in the world would be proud of.

    The King is Back.

    Now old Donn has his own place and is financially secure for the rest of his time, he even got a full make over, new teeth as well, you need to be wearing sunglasses now when he smiles, he even bought himself a brand new Aston Martin Rapide top of the range, oh and by the way, he's not call old Donn any more, his new name is, Donn, James Donn, and Women, are just crazy about him.

    I have to admit the family miss having him around but they really feel great because he's happy, and I feel great because I waited, oh and the cat is also happy, to be back inside the house that is, he use to scare the sh1t out of the cat, and he told me to tell you Agent Weebley, THANKS.

    Oh and by the way, he took me for a spin in his new Aston Rapide and I have to tell you Agent Weebley, he's all over the place, I ask him "who the fuсk taught you to drive" he's says "Agent Weebley"

    Now just to remind everyone of the first few lines that Agent Weebley wrote on his threat, which is what this is all about, I think.

    (I'm a little reticent to begin a new thread, because I am new here, but since this is post 25 for me, and I can now send/receive visitor messages and insert a signature . . . maybe I can step out a little now?

    What if I was to start a new story . . . everyone bounces the story in different directions, based on what just happen)

     

    Now I think it's time I bounce my part of this journey, in a different direction.


    I see in the Distance, a old Fortress, and in that old Fortress, is a old Saying.

    The Corridors Of Power.


    "Donn, James Donn, how would you like to go on a journey to the other side of time, I need to talk to a few old friends of mine"

    "Agent Dogmax, I like to be call Agent Donn, and yes, I like to go on a journey to the other side of time, do we need to take some hardware"

    "Well Agent Donn, Agent Weebley carries the shield of peace, but sometimes even peace needs protection, put the hardware in the boot"

    "Okay Agent Dogmax, hardware is in the boot, now, when are we leaving"

    "On the midnight hour Agent Donn"

    So we sat in the Aston Rapide, ready and waiting, dark suits dark ties and white shirts, Agent Donn is in the driving seat, and me, I'm riding shogun as usual, Agent Donn looks at me and ask "What's going to happen at the midnight hour Agent Dogmax"

    "Well Agent Donn, do you see those two street lights in front of us"

    "I do"

    "Well on the midnight hour, the Art of Darkness will appear between those two street lights, and when it does" --- Then I notice something, Agent Donn has the arm rest cover lifted up to reveal a red button with a sign that reads, Do Not Touch, so I ask Agent Donn "What's the red button for"

    "Well Agent Dogmax, this Aston Rapide is fitted with a new type of rocket fuel, it's call, Fusion with Illusion, and when that red button is press, just hold on tight"

    "I like it Agent Donn, when the Art of Darkness appears, hit that button, oh and by the way, you got any good CD"

    "Got one in the player ready and waiting Agent Dogmax"

    And then the street lights starts to flicker, the church bells in the distant starts ringing out the midnight hour, the wind is beginning to find, a central point, and we pull tight our safety belts.

    "Agent Donn, rev your engine"

    "Revving up engine Agent Dogmax"

    Then the Art of Darkness appears .

    "Final check Agent Dogmax"

    "We got a full tank of fuel, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit that button Agent Donn.
    Holyy fuсking Sh1ttttttttttttttt"

    "Musiccccccccc"

    :cool: :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    HI Agent Dogmax!

    I hope you're enjoying your trip with Donn. As my Aunty Rae-Rae says Rock On!

    I've been really busy working at school - no time to go to Dundrum, until today. I feel like I just landed on the Mary Celeste, rather than Agent Paddy's AirCar. The silence here, there and everywhere is deafening. I have sent a message out to Steve on his own website; something weird is happening and I need to get to the bottom of it - I think he is the source.

    I had the strangest field trip to Amerika last week. I missed the plane, and so did my friend, Flake. Instead, we drove to Boston, Massachusetts together in just under 2 hours! We had quite the chat . . .

    I'll check in when I know more about what's going on. Hopefully, I'll get a Lucky Strike, and not get toasted by talking to Steve on his own site. Will he get it?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    I thought I would mention that I'm pretty sure my new friend, Flake, was the keyboardist in the previous video. I've been spending quite a bit of time with him at school, lately . . . he's really weird.

    Want to hear something else that's really weird? 5 days after I posted last, I was checking my Dad's various haunts for any signs that he may be posting somewhere else, and happened upon a post about how the Americans didn't actually land on the moon, and how the Americans are covering up their lies with even more lies.

    Imagine being lied to like that! Look Ma, no stars!

    Dad told me one time that he always wondered how the moon lander was able to slow down to nothing and land perfectly without crash landing . . . he watched it on TV at the time on their Robinson Rentals B&W TV . . . and he was only like 8 or something! My Dad's really smart.

    Anyway, that post led me to look at the comments. This one by Kristen on 02/08/13 05:09 PM directed the readers to a website with a post called Wagging The Moondoggie was chock-a-block full of well written explanations that make the moon landings seem like quite the Twilight Zone episode in our past.

    But that is not why I am here today. I apologize for not bringing up the rear here recently, but I have been really busy with school. We went on a couple of field trips. The first one was to St Jacobs, Ontario. They had a cool wormhole to Lancaster PA. I wrote about it here . . . and there is a nice picture of my friend, Flake, as the header. Nice guy . . . and kinda weird . . . just the way I like my guys to be . . . Mum says I will probably pick a guy just like my Dad! I hope Dad comes back soon, so they can meet each other . . . Flake's too old for me, but lotsa fun . . . we partied like it was 1699!



    In the absence of everyone else, except Agent Dogmax, I will try to explain and tidy up this Lug Nutz a.k.a. Mound Of Hostages thingy; I think we are going to see Zaph and Gordon soon . . . a little birdie told me, via a Post-It Note to "end with a bang." My Dad beats around the bush a lot, but I am quite impulsive and get right to the point . . . all he is trying to do is help Irish people succeed in helping themselves from getting pushed back into the Dark Ages again. For that, I am going to be breaking a T&C.

    Underwood 5, Robot Daughter, and avert Nuclear War . . . .

    . . . Twilight Zone MacGuffin tidy up . . . coming soon!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Part 1

    I never really thought about how long it had been since I last posted on Lug Nutz a.k.a. Mound Of Hostages until the other day. OMG, it was over a month ago! I tracked back to milestones in the past - I had posted on Monday the 11th, Valentine's Day was the following Thursday the 14th, then the VOAT 11 writing deadline was Sunday the 17th.

    Flake, who is, I repeat, NOT my BF gave me the most wonderful Valentine's Day gift. Early that day, he talked me into skipping school. I never skip. "Let's go downtown [to Toronto,]" he said. I asked him why, but he wouldn't tell me.

    We were on the QEW heading Eastbound, just beginning to ramp up onto The Gardiner Expressway, when he decided to put a blindfold on me.

    "Er," I said, "do you have to put that on me?"

    He laughed a little, and said he did have to, as he wanted our final destination to be a surprise. I rolled with it, but it did make driving a little difficult. Actually, the blindfold was probably a cheap Dollarama blindfold from last Halloween, so I could still see quite well [yuk, yuk.]

    As we ramped down onto Jarvis Street and made a right, we went underground into 25 Dockside Drive. Flake flashed a piece of official looking paper at the security guard, and we got in easily.

    As we got off the elevator, people kept on smiling at Flake as we passed by, saying "hi Christian!". He smiled, said hi back to them, and nodded. Weird. We made our way into a sound room and sat down; some long haired yobbos were tuning their guitars.

    The bandmembers gushed when Flake entered. They kept on chanting "Mein Land." It was then that I realized Flake was indeed the keyboardist in the Moon Landing Hoax video! I met Jay Buchanan, Robin Everhart, Scott Holiday, and Mike Miley. I can't stop thinking about Jay to this day [sigh.]

    Then the music began - and I metaphorically fainted.



    Flake was now my BFF! Oh, and now I get it.


    Part 2

    The Friday, following Valentine's Day, and only 3 days before the VOAT 11 writing submission deadline, we were at school. Our Business professor gave us the most intense project ever. We had to get into groups of 2 and pick a real life company to work with. I picked Flake as my partner. Big mistake! We picked a company called Niche Interplanetary Travel Adventures from her list and will have to complete a series of tasks, culminating in us actually working there and doubling the revenue in 6 months. OMG. Luckily, after what seems to be a lifetime of living with P&M (Mum & Dad) and them running their business - I'm just going to parallel things they did to grow their business - top notch service, quality employees and ultra professionalism - and I had to write my VOAT story while we had tons of work on our metaphorical plate!

    Flake was less than helpful. It was like he was more interested in P (Pater) a.k.a. Agent Weebley, than applying himself to the projects at hand.

    The first thing we did was visit the travel company and ask lots of stupid questions. That put us in learning mode, as people love to talk about their business. Flake found that part easy.



    Flake inadvertently got my creative juices flowing quite nicely on the VOAT 11 story. He had read the over 500 postings on our site, and liked a post from way back - called Fiver. This part intrigued him:

    “This is outside class 4,” he said, pointing at the base of the classroom window. “We used to play a game here. Flicksies, I think it was called. We’d line up a few cards, then we’d take turns flicking cards, trying to knock down the standing cards. Whoever knocked the last card down took all. I wouldn’t play with Gordon Banks, or Georgie Best, or Billy Bremner. They were money.”

    That was the fuel I needed for my story 4 fireworks display - but it was a dud, it seems.


    Part 3

    Fiver. My Dad's idea back then was for you to cut your fivers in half and double your money. But there is another - easier - way.

    Yeah, I really wanted to know what was on Antilles' mind after I posted my last comment to him about the source of his inspiration in that VOAT 11 contest. Is he conscious that he lifted what I wrote about the Moon Landing Hoax? Are you conscious of it, Antilles?

    How come you never answered me back?



    A diminutive little girl posts on her virtual Underwood 5 typewriter about an alternate reality and it comes true.

    My Weird Al Yankovic video, Amish Paradise, contained a few choice words: like Robinson Crusoe, as primitive as can be.

    Which book made it into your story, Antilles?

    And Mr E - did your Vatican Agents Of Time "wormhole" theme come from my Dad going into the future?

    Do all 21 writers here secretly read Mound Of Hostages?

    It's OK, people, we're all programmable bio-robots - WE'RE ALL ROBOTS - programmed from birth with a reality chosen by the people that have all the money in this world - and the power to change our worlds as they see fit.

    But you can change the way you're programmed. :)

    Oh, and welcome back Toasterparks - did you watch the video on the Moon Landing Hoax post - about the Madmen episode where they talked about getting toasted - was that just another coincidence - another Lucky Strike? Are you a Mr T that, like a phoenix, ashes put in The Mound Of Hostages, returns renewed and now immortal - ready to write uplifting stories now?

    Now I have to avert an imminent nuclear war.

    Oops - almost forgot - Flake wants me to spracken some Deutsch as a Part 3 close:



    [to be continued]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Part 4

    I've been trying to get my head around WTF is happening here. Flake spilled his guts to me during dinner on Valentine's Day at The Keg in Newmarket. They have these gift cards, you see. Oops, I'm wandering off already!

    Flake came here looking for my Dad and Mum, through me, by taking the same course as me in college. He wants to know more about Angels. But it seems I've been screwing with his head so much, he feels like he's on a skydive - meanwhile, I'm killing myself laughing!

    "There's just this thing about 'you," he said.

    I figured he wasn't really from Planet Binokule - especially since we recently decided to add 2 new Interplanetary tours to the line-up. I think maybe he got the binoculars idea from the Mein Land video. "Planet Binokule is far, far away," he kept saying whenever I asked. Yeah, Flake, like looking through binoculars the wrong way, eh? My trip to Planet MetaPhoria was well planned and full of virtual symbolic highly adventurous bike tours across the many crisscrossing planes found on MetaPhoria, but Flake's trip was non-existent - devoid of specific content.

    "Are you some kind of dark sorcerer," he asked. "Am I under some kinda spell?"

    Ha. I could go on for days, but it seems to me that my last post needed to be a respectable length, plus, it ended kinda crazy, talking about everyone being robots, and all. And the math that I said I was going to explore in my story, was OUTSIDE my story; in the comments section about Antilles' story number 3. It must all seem so freaky deaky. You have to know: I love you all. Group hug?

    So I ended it, and have begun this brand spanking new post!

    Hmmm. Flake just grinned sexily at me. He has quite the animal magnetism, you know. I must resist.

    "Aren't you gonna tell me what comes next? Or am I just supposed to know?

    Although I would like to tell him what being a robot is all about, I would rather talk about the lack of colour in my writing, Dad has the same problem. We seem to use videos to add and support our emotions imo.

    "Do I make my own decisions here, or am I under your control?"

    Oh, Flakey, get comfortable 2 square on your botty, man. I know you can touch your feminine side. Let go - get carried away! It's obvious I'm not out of line on my thinking.

    OK, GO!



    Gift cards are sooooooo cool. You buy a $100 gift card from a reputable place that is not going to go tits up anytime soon, and voila, you have a marketable security worth $100, but The Keg also has $100 they can now play with until you cash it in.

    Everyone does it.

    Perfectly legal and definitely encouraged. Banks do it. governments do it. Bigwigs do it. They call it OPM.

    Dad and amanfromMars are working on freeing all Irish people from the shackles of the Euro with their own brand of gift card, but it is a 3D lenticular plastic coin, printed from stock supplied exclusively by DP Lenticular in Dalkey.

    That, my Irish friends, is the detonator for the B-Bomb - the balance sheet bomb. None of this is taxable. The $100 paid is not a taxable transaction, and the $100 cash The Keg receives, goes on their balance sheet as an asset, as well as a liability - also not taxable, because nothing has been purchased yet.

    But Dad has disappeared into the future for some reason. Flake and I are trying to figure out why. Is this only going to happen in the future?

    Flake wants to know something - he just asked me who Qubit is. This is Qubit - Alan Turing. He posted a message just after Enda Kenny gave away Irish Sovereignty after the Yes/No Campaign last year, while Dad was in Prison with Gordon.

    Did anyone click the smilie "emoticon" on my last post?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Part 5

    Flake stayed over last night. We've been knee deep in getting Niche Interplanetary Tours (NIT) ready for doubling their revenue. We went to Cambridge, Ontario, on Friday to look at a mezzanine. NIT's office is quite small - only 1394 square feet of space. I found a mezzanine on Kijiji

    $9500
    Freestanding Steel Mezzanine For Sale
    Deck area is 64'-5" x 29' for a total of 1868 sq. ft. less stair opening.
    Distance from ground to plywood floor deck is 136". There is 10 feet of clearance from the ground to the bottom of the truss.
    All posts, beams, joists and trusses are bolted together for easy disassembly and assembly.
    Plywood sheets cover the steel corrugated floor.
    Comes with a full set of steel stairs.
    Brush the dust off and it looks new.
    Mezzanine and stairs are only for sale. Lighting, ductwork etc. is NOT included.
    Measurements to be verified by purchaser.


    Flake said it was too big for the office, but I used that as a bargaining chip. I told the guy it was excellent but massive, and would have to be extensively modified to fit - and we could only use maybe 4 of the 10 bays of mezzanine. Our office is 24'-4" wide and only 50' long. We would have to store or sell the rest. It had been for sale since Feb 27 with a few nibbles, but no bites, and he had a deadline of Mar 28 for it to be gonzo, since they were moving to a new place with a lower ceiling, and they didn't want to hire a bunch of midgets. He did add that he had nothing against midgets, as they are usually very smart, and need little training, but revenue was down these days, and he didn't have enough work for the people he had on staff already. Anyway, I asked him what the lowest price was that he could accept, stating that I wasn't the kind of girl who makes an offer 30% lower than the lowest asking price.

    $8500.

    Sold!

    Space in Toronto costs $160 / sq ft, so getting a mezzanine for $4.50 is a screaming deal. I'm going to modify it so it completely covers the floor area, minus a spot to use the Raymond reach fork to get skids up top and pallet around up there.

    Anyway, it was a tiring trip. There were tons of rear-enders coming back , so Highway 401 was stop and go all the way. The 38 minute trip took 1.5 hours.

    I got up a few hours ago, but Flake is still sleeping downstairs in my brother's room. Daily should be back from the Middle East in a few days. He doesn't know about Mum & Dad yet. Daily is in the Navy. He's coming back from a tour.

    I've been sitting here in the kitchen, pondering how to tie in Dad's Frank Zappa story into the ending, and quite frankly, I had no idea how to do it, until a few minutes ago. This now poses a problem for me. But it's a good kinda problem.

    Oh, Flake''s up - he just got in the shower. What's that; he's whistling? Is it Peter Gabriel?



    [to be continued]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Part 5 continued

    I must apologize. I am now onto my 4th epiphany since I began part 5 a week ago, Sunday morning. I had good intentions of editing that post till Tuesday morning, but the mezzanine purchase took 100% of my time from Sunday afternoon, as I emailed back and forth with the seller about the logistics of getting it taken down and shipped to NIT's office. they had to have it out of there by March 31. And since Flake was coming over for hot crossed buns on Friday, and some sugar on Saturday and Sunday, we had to be done by Thursday, March 28.

    The seller recommended a guy called Al, from a company called Stationery Movers. Something seemed off colour about him and his company, right from the get-go. He had reams of glossy references, but he told me he would only staple himself to the tow motor, using it to lift the tongue and groove plywood, corrugated steel flooring, the beams and offer his civil engineering guidance - so nothing would fall and crush anyone - i.e.: no lifting. And we would need 9 man days to take it down. He was a a little one-sided about not wanting to supply any other labour, the truck, or to help unload at NIT's office. I drew a blank at this pile of sheet - what kind of mover doesn't have a binder full of contacts? Anyway, we were stuck, so after arranging labour and a truck we did it over the next 3 days, finishing on Wednesday night at 8pm. Thursday, I was pretty dog-eared - and my brother, Daily, came home on Thursday night.

    Which is when the first epiphany began. He wondered where Mum & Dad were, and showed me their gifts from the Middle East. Mum was getting a 2 tone shawl from India, and Dad was getting a black resin Ganesha. I'll take a snap of it tonight when I get home and show you.

    Anyway, I have no idea how to begin to explain the epiphany situation, except for the fact that when I searched on the lyrics for the Sparks tune I played, I accidentally clicked on another album cover from Sparks. Something knocked me outta the trees on that one!

    I need to relax and take a hundred deep breaths, before I break the news. There is too much at stake.



    [To be continued]


    Continuation

    As promised, here's the picture I just snapped of Daily's present to Dad

    Black Resin Ganesha

    I'll have to tell you later on how that idol ties in with what's going on - much later. You see, I had a plan. The plan was to have 7 parts to this last post, as a tribute to my Dad. I began famously, with part 1, 2, and 3 in 1 post, then I did part 4 in another post, then part 5, 6, and 7 were to be in the 3rd and last post - a mathematical 42.

    But, as I mentioned earlier, I got sidetracked by the mezzanine (and the Arena challenge.)

    My goal was to explain how Dad's Frank Zappa story tied in with The Mound Of Hostages, and how his colour blindness story also tied in. But that seems like a long time ago now. I knew Dad had a point to make, but all I had was the few elements he told me about.

    One element was the Frank Zappa - Room Service song itself, and the fact he screwed up on thinking the unnamed hotel was The Fillmore Hotel in NY City.

    He searched Google and found only one Fillmore Hotel in Fillmore - in upstate NY. He then had to find a business in the same town.

    He found one: Cuba Specialty Manufacturing.

    Cuba.

    This was the point where my epiphanies started, as I began to make connections to everything that has been happening here, and the point that my Dad has been making since day zero: we are connected and need to work together.

    And the hundredth monkey says the date is July 27, 2012.

    Anyway, my 7 posts thing is pretty well out the window now. I am now in the QED phase of the story.

    Epiphany number 1: JFKs "I have a dream: The Moon," and the CIA's games leading to the Cuban Missile Crisis.

    Nothing is as it seems - directed history. And we are willingly programmed pawns in their games.



    The following was posted in The Arena, but I had to remove it.

    Too bad; every word was a pearl:

    Hi hcass,

    I'm probably going to be tarred and feathered for doing this, but I was just chatting with my friend, Flake; he says I should challenge you to a story. Sounds good to me!

    We're pretty busy with the mezzanine that is now in pieces on the shop floor, so we need to coordinate the time to write a story in advance. We spent the afternoon and evening clearing some space for the first 13.5' a 12.5' bay that needs to be erected above the office. The office has a nice laminate floor that would be destroyed by skidding forklift wheels, so we figured we need something that is safe, and would lift a 160lb joist in the air to 10'. I just emailed a man about a hoist, then sat back on the horizontal mezzanine stairs (!), sipping a Perrier. Actually, we had sipped 5 Perriers throughout the day. We didn't drink them all, as the bottles were pretty big and went flat after leaving them open for a while. I began to rap on some "almost" empties with a stick, which reminded me of a song by Fad Gadget. Flake filled up a few empties to varying levels, tuning them properly to 5 notes, then, after hanging them up for me, he called up a keyboard app on my new Samsung Galaxy Note 2, then programmed a simple drumbeat, bass riff, and Yamaha DX7 keyboard lead into the built-in 4 track sequencer. I played the Perrier bottles and sang.

    Lots of fun.

    We eventually collapsed in laughter after singing and playing our most amusing rendition of the song.

    So here's the deal: I'm swamped, especially from now till Saturday night. If you get this message, and are into the challenge, can we arrange a time to for you to accept the challenge that works for you and I? Accepting sometime this coming Saturday night would probably work for me, as I could then write it on Saturday night and Sunday morning.

    I'm thinking of mezzanines not collapsing (and never seeing stars,) so here's the subject: Fad Gadget

    [I'll add a picture of the mess of pick-up sticks on the shop floor tomorrow, when I get to NIT's office.]


    Now I know how Dad must have felt when he got accused of being cuckoo, and got cocooned up inside The Mound Of Hostages - but I feel good!



    Upon reflection on what just happened back in the Arena, I feel like I got stopped at some sort of South African traffic light. Am I in a Randian "you can't have freedom without restrictions" place?

    Maybe Dad realized we had come come too soon for you, so he went into the future.

    Where's my Angel, Gabriel?


    As promised, here is the picture of the mezzanine pieces all over the floor of the rear shop at NITs place. I'm a little freaked out right now. Not because the Prime Mover forklift that we have seems to parallel Ayn Rand and "The Fountainhead" story, but the fact that all the alien visitors' baggage is not in the racks; the image of the stuff in the background was not there when I took it - it seems to be fire protection equipment. See the yellow bucket with fire extinguishers in it?. And there is a bandsaw in the rack, just to the right and above the exit sign. I remember Steve bought a bandsaw so he could begin making Stirling Engines.

    Very weird. I'm waiting for Mo to come in. He runs the Travel Agency.


    This concludes the 48 hour editing window. I am the monkey. Hurt me, hurt me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Part 6

    I wouldn't be posting tonight, if it weren't for my friend, Flake.

    "They probably all think you ares singing the blues, Nerfy," he said. "That's not the truth. It's not really the blues. Don't leave them hanging like that."

    And I tend to agree. Flake's my rock these days, you see. And he's sooooo Handy!

    We've been knee deep in erecting the mezzanine since last Friday afternoon. My brother, Daily, has been instrumental in helping lift the 160 lb beams and 100 lb joists onto the forklift with Flake, while I operate the forklift to get them into position, while they use the electric impact gun to attach them onto the columns. We have 3 of the 10 bays up already. And I've arranged for 5 beams to have 40" lopped off and have the end re-welded by Friday, so we can erect them this weekend.

    And Mo, has been instrumental helping keep the place in some semblance of order - all the baggage, boxes, and knickknacks in the racks have been in the way of the columns going up. One day, we had the rear driveway full of skids of travellers' stuff, when we dismantled a complete rack with 4 levels of shelving.

    One suitcase in particular was quite heavy, you see. The name on it - Bessie Smith. Mo helped me move it onto a skid, with another couple of suitcases with MM embossed on them, then I lifted the skid outside to make more room for moving beams and joists inside.

    I asked Mo: "Who's Bessie Smith?"

    Mo, an elderly black guy, slowly disappeared into his own mind; his eyes gazing up and off to the left - a sly grin appeared on his face - a slo-mo moment, it seemed. This was the first time I had the opportunity to take a good look at him. As I waited for him to answer, I noticed his bright eyes, the deep furrowed lines on his face, and the salt-n-peppa hair - and his Cajun appearance. His thin mustache looked like Ron Mael's mustache from that band, Sparks. It elegantly hugged his upper lip from end to end. He looked like a bartender from a speakeasy in Memphis.

    Then, all of a sudden, his eyes shot over to me. I was caught staring at him and felt a little uneasy in my cataloging of his face without his permission.

    "It's not about her, honey. You need to focus on the zombies." Mo continued to look deep into my eyes, while I digested what he had just said.

    I knew it. I'm falling into the same trap as Dad. My plan to end this story is falling around my ankles as I metamorph into new directions. I can't help it. This Twilight Zone story is going to The Outer Limits.

    But as my mouth began to open to reply to Mo, his eyes smiled and twinkled. You know what that's like, don't you? An imperceptible flash between 2 people as they communicate something - he communicated something to me - a wordless something. Then, as my tongue got into position for the first word to form, a song came to mind.



    "Let's go for a some java and leave these guys alone for awhile, honey."

    [to be continued]


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Part 6 continued

    "Suitcases, suitcases everywhere, but not a craft to fly them on."

    Those words have been echoing in my head since last Saturday night. After I wrote that little ditty in The Arena, while my laptop was lying precariously on top of a suitcase, Flake looked on in amazement.

    "How did you know I bought us tickets for a week at The Grand Sirenis in the Mayan Riviera, Nerfy?"

    "Er - I didn't?"

    So much for going home at 7:30pm that night! I was so excited, yet freaking out at the same time. We had to get the mezzanine finished and everything sorted ASAP. NIT was getting busy. People were coming in to pick up bags or drop off bags all the time.

    We leave at 2am tonight (EDST US/Canada,) which is about 4 hours from now, after a little nap.

    OMG - we went like the wind and got the last piece of plywood screwed down late last Tuesday night. Then we had to cut all the racking to half the height and rebuild it under and on top of the mezzanine, then move all the suitcases and boxes back into some semblance of order.

    But something weird happened. Yesterday, Flake and I were resting on top of the mezzanine. I could hear Mo down in the front office talking to someone.

    "Ah yes, she's another Scheherazade, that girl!

    I heard murmuring from whoever he was talking to - I couldn't make out anything she was saying. Then he played a song, and I couldn't hear a thing anymore.



    I went downstairs to see who it was, but all I saw was a suitcase sitting on the floor, and Mo was smiling at me from his desk.

    "Hey Nerfy," he said, "you know the guy you hired to help us with logistics a month ago? He just quit today. He got a government job doing logistics for them, but way more money and benefits, as well as a sweet pension."

    My mouth agape, I mouthed the word: shiiit, but couldn't even say it. No wonder the economy is going to the dogs. Once everyone's working for the government, we'll all be commies with a boot on our face.

    I picked up the suitcase to bring it back to the shop area.

    "You just missed Lorelei, Nerfy. She's quite enamoured with you, but she had to go. She said maybe she'll see you in the Mayan Riviera?"

    I looked at the suitcase. In shiny bright blue letters was her name: Lorelei.

    I need some shut-eye. Scheherazade, eh? My Dad used to listen to that album when he was a kid. I think it's downstairs.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Hi there,

    I couldn't sleep. Flake got a little burnt today in the Sun, and put on some aloe vera, then went to bed at 9:30pm (Mexican time.) I went to bed too (2 double beds in the room, people!)

    Me? I had a weird dream and woke up at 11:30pm. I had a weird dream yesterday too, but my Mum said never to use dreams as entry points into writing anything, as they are overused; the same as Alice in Wonderland down the rabbit hole and CS Lewis through the fur coats into Narnia stuff, so I won't be going there with you.

    I just thought I'd check in to say that this Mexico trip is great! We went to Ek' Balam 2 days ago, and swam in the biggest Cenote. Ek means black and Balam means panther. It's the oldest Mayan palace in the Yukatan peninsula. They buried it in rocks to keep it away from the Spanish invaders and just found by satellite it in 1997. It's pretty raw, and you can still climb the 106 steps to the top of the pyramid, which I did - easy and freaky at the same time.

    A cenote (pron. cen o tay) is an underground and usually connected lake. They have no surface rivers in the Yucatan - they stumble on underground water sources - hopefully not the hard way!

    We got blessed by a Shaman, by the way, at the cenote. We had to say "mal o kin" to him really loudly as a hello, since he is almost deaf - and really old. We had to say goodbye in Mayan, but I've forgotten what the word was already.

    Anyway, the subject of monkeys came up with Frederic, our Belgian tour guide. Oh, I got an earful from Mo about me saying I was "the monkey" a while back. He said it was a cop out. I said I don't know why I said that. Here in the Yucatan, the Mayans say monkeys are sacred creatures. Tomorrow, we are going to the jungle side of The Grand Sirenis resort to see the enclave of monkeys that live in the jungle here. I hope they are spider monkeys.

    Anyway, I'll try to check in again soon, and hopefully upload some video of the excellent sunrise I took on Monday. Witnessing the first 15 minutes of Sunrise is great for the Pineal Gland, according to Bashar. I hop I can uload it OK, as the net is really slow here. The view is great, since we have an ocean-view room - I paid the $280 for that upgrade. It was the least I could do. I'm sure this trip cost him a bundle. I'm so happy Flake treated me to this trip! Very relaxing.

    Monkeys again - narf!



    PS: Maybe next time I'll explain a little more about my ROCKford story in the Arena - if anyone's interested, that is. The whole Yucatan is made of rock - hardly any soil here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    OMG, my Dad's back! He posted a pearl to an old friend of his on The Daily Bell at midnight, last night. Here's the text:


    @ bionic mosquito

    Well, well, well . . . well, well, well, well . . . I see you've finally crossed over into Opposite Land! Click to view link

    Do you think it's quite possible that Antal and Ingo are just having a go at youth with their foxy words? This thread proves we are giving them a run for their money, I mean gold, I mean a piece of paper they issue instead of their gold.

    Here's a cool "3D printing" comment on ZeroHedge by CH1: Click to view link That's the future.

    Now we can only wait, as Narcissus turns into a flower . . .

    A Flower?





    You should read the "Alice In Wonderland" comment to Ingo by bionic mosquito. Ingo Bischoff was here a while back - remember him?

    Oh, I'm so happy! Maybe my Mum's coming back too?

    Sorry for not posting on The Arena yet; 329 people have viewed my last post there so far, so I know an explanation is wanted. I've been recuperating from the Mexico trip since Sunday night - unable to gather my thoughts to post - back to real life, as they say. We never did get to see any monkeys, which was a bummer. And the Internet was painful to use down there. $45 for a satellite connection for the week - the long latency made watching any YouTube videos a disaster, cuz the video was sooooo choppy due to the latency and resultant video buffery.

    Hang on a mo',

    "As Narcissus turns into a flower?" That's a line from Genesis - Supper's Ready, isn't it? And it refers to a story in Ovid's Metamorphoses about Narcissus and Echo (beach?)

    OMG, I think Dad was talking to me while he spoke to bionic mosquito. A link to a Bitcoin and 3D printing comment buried deep on the net? And "That's the future?" Is that where Dad was?

    And I think Narcissus is Government in love with itself, and the flower is what is going to happen to them.



    Lyrics

    Metamorphoses - Romeo and Juliet was based on that story, wasn't it? This is getting complicated. I need to speak to Mo again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    "How was the Mexico trip, Nerfy?"

    I walked in on a bloody mess in the front office at NIT. Suitcases and boxes everywhere, stacked up so all I could do was walk down a central path.

    "Excellent, Mo" I said.

    But he could see I was stressed already. Indeed I was. All these boxes had to be organized ASAP. He sat me down and we had some Java, but he had some Javascript up his sleeve, it seemed. After a few minutes, I realized he was running a subroutine on me without me knowing. The source of my problem was not so much the problems at NIT, but finishing my Dad's story.

    "It's like this, Nerfy," he said, "there's so many neural connections you are making now, that you will have no trouble continuing on. The story will not end. the end will be a new beginning. You are now fractal."

    I sat there dumbfounded. In my mind, the end of Lug Nutz a.k.a. Mound Of Hostages was imminent. This Twilight Zone story was to end as soon as I completed my Clinton and Monica Lewinski ending to the Cuban Missile Crisis. It made me happy and sad at the same time.

    "Nerfy?"

    "Yes, Mo?"

    "I would say, you are like limestone metamorphosis - you won't lose your marbles over this ending thing. Like echo beach said: your destiny is to be a cult writer. The trick is to ensure the cult is 7 billion people huge. I would say you're gonna go far."

    As he sat there with those beautiful smiling eyes, contrasting with his ancient face, all I could do was wish you were all here with me to feel the joy of being with him.

    Ovid is coming soon. Hopefully, we'll all be able to smoke a Romeo & Juliet together.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Part 7

    I can't sleep. I stuck a Post-It note on the fridge for Flake to let him know where I've gone - I just drove from home in Caledon, to NIT's office on Torbram Road in Brampton. This 2003 Honda Odyssey EX is still awesome. I was up to a buck twenty as I passed Castlederg Sideroad.

    Zum Zum!

    The night air was so refreshing, blowing hard as I drove those country roads southbound. And all the roads were particularly empty tonight, since it's "Victoria Day" - a long weekend here. We've all got tomorrow off. Most people are up North at cottages, or other peoples cottages or camp sites if they don't have rich parents or cushy jobs. Mum & Dad's home is on the way to cottage country, so it feels like we live in a cottage all the time.

    But I needed to think, so I drove. And I can't stand aimless driving - I need a destination.

    As I turned off Airport Road onto Clark Boulevard, a cop came out of nowhere and hung behind me as I drove. It's a 50km/h zone on Clark, so I was careful not to give him a reason to pull me over. Signalling then turning left onto Torbram Road, he went straight.

    Phew!

    As I pulled up to the overhead door of NIT's unit, pressing the remote inside the car to open it so I could drive in, I was reminded of the mezzanine once again. Still a mess, no lighting under the mezz yet, and stuff is still all over the place - I figure I'll take my mind off things by cleaning up a bit.

    The coffee machine just beeped the ending of the brewing cycle, so I've poured a cuppa. While I waited, I hooked up my Sony Vaio Zee and logged on. I remembered the "whistle" post I had made in March, just before we got the mezz, so I found it, then laughed; it had a semi-colon in it. I just posted a little ditty here for a lark.

    Funny really. I figured out what Flake was whistling in Mexico when he was delirious with the Major Burns thing going on that night. Most of my tan has flaked off now, but man, what a trip that was!

    Am I all freaked out because Rubecula just divulged that Noddy used whistles in the latest episode of his story?

    Am I now Ms Wobbleywoman? Caught up in a helical something?

    Music, yeah, I need some music - It'll break this dark silence.



    [to be continued]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    So 'ow's my li'le Cho-Cho-San?

    I whipped my head around to see some sort of parsley head sitting on the futon in the front office. His buckled teeth framed by a wide cheeky smile. He looked strangely familiar.

    "Her name is Jo-Jo, and I'm not a guy! Why does everyone think I'm a guy?"

    I reached over to my cup of coffee and took a slurp, almost spitting it out but managing to get it back in the mug. It was stone cold.

    "Maybe it's size of your Sex Bristols? Don't worry, sweet'eart, they just fink you're a bi' of a Desmond. And your Dad: a Plastic Paddy."

    I looked closely at his features, but needed confirmation. "Er, who are you, and how did you get in?"

    "Mawcum is my name, and being a Hampton is my game! You seem a li'le under the wevver. I fink you fink everyfing's gone all Pete Tong on ya."

    "It is you! Hi Malcolm. I'm a little bummed, since my telepathic QED got overshadowed by alfa beta's story ending. But what brings you here at this auspicious time? I'm almost done here."

    He got up from the futon and paced around the office, stopping idly at the various trinkets, then picking up the Ganesha meant for Dad. I had brought it to the office a while back, as the black ebony look went well with the decor of the office, and it became a focal point of loveliness amongst the mess. He traced the snake running around Ganesha's waist with his finger.

    "I fink you're too freaked ou', swee'ie pie. Sam of these J Arfurs can't see the helix. They're dismissing these telepaffic connections as coincidences. They don't want to know nuffin about you. 'Eads buried in the sand, that's wo' i' is. That's why most of 'em ignore you."

    "What helix?"

    He carefully put the Ganesha down where he found it, and sat back down. Our eyes met once again.

    "Your Lardy is about to be smoked, so I wouldn' stick your Gregory out too much on the issue of your Dad in that alfa beta story. It was nuffin, ge' i'? 'E was just talkin' straight wiv your sis' when she was 'avin' over the top 'ormone problems. Just a few misconscrewed up words that your sis' used wiv Children's Aid to try to fry 'im. Bu' your Dad was squeaky on tha'. Nuffin 'appened. Remember, all 4 of you siblings were adopted and 'ave Attachment Disorder. She didin' fink your Dad was her Dad. She was just tryin' to frow your Dad under the bus and succeed in spli'in' your Mum & Dad up. Typicuw. Don't pull a Pinkerton on 'im. Nuffin you say will sound right."

    He got up and walked over to me.

    "But you're OK, swee'ie, you're pure Me'aPhorian. You're diff'rent to the uvver 3. I fink you need to forge' abou' alfa beta's ending an' just chalk i' up to unexpected telepaffic consequences. It's time to me'amorphosise the ones 'oo wannago fru i'!"

    As he gazed at me, and me at him, his words tailed off and disappeared. What's this helix. Dad always talks about the helix. Everything goes full circle, but you are in a different place.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    I wiped my eyes a little and looked up. Malcolm was gone. My phone rang. It was Flake. I couldn't answer it. I knew what he wanted - to see my Dad. But Dad is not forthcoming.

    Flake. What a nice guy! I remember spreading Aloe Vera over his torso that evening in Mexico. He was sooooo burnt. Then he tried to get some sleep. That was the night I realized he was married and had a little girl back in Berlin. When he's asleep, he's back with his wife, and when he's awake, he's with me.

    He tossed and turned, saying "ow" a lot, but then he must have found a painless spot to lie on.

    He then uttered these words: "So here’s the deal . . . we need Angels . . . lots of Angels . . . to help us!"

    When he was whistling in the shower a while back, I thought he was whistling a Peter "Angel" Gabriel song, but, in hindsight, I got it wrong. After hearing him say "we need angels, lots of angels," it brought me back to Steve's last words on ukfupped.com.

    Both my stories in THE ARENA are about starting a new currency and trading with it. In order to do that, we need angels, lots of angels. And it doesn't matter what the product is. We just need to have one to satisfy the adults so we can produce gift coins and give them away to everyone. 86.2 million people need to give us $1. With that, we can produce billions, no, trillions of dollars. A currency by the people for the people. Then the wars will stop. The powerful people that control us using these currencies won't even see it coming.

    As Flake lay there peacefully, he began to speak in perfect English:

    Live in virtue no desire
    And in the grave an angel's choir
    You look to heaven wonder why
    No one can see them in the sky

    Just as the clouds have gone to sleep
    Angels can be seen in heaven's keep
    Alone in fear they question why

    Goddamn not an angel when I die

    Angels live they never die
    Apart from us, behind the sky
    Fading souls who've turned to ice
    So ashen white in paradise

    Just as the clouds have gone to sleep
    Angels can be seen in heaven's keep
    Alone in fear they question why

    Goddamn not an angel when I die.

    Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehen
    kann man uns am Himmel sehen
    wir haben Angst und sind allein

    Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein

    Goddamn not an angel when I die


    I knew the song he was reciting. The moment I figured out he was Christian Lorenz, I immediately listened to everything Rammstein had on YouTube. It was then that I knew my destiny was to be some sort of Pied Piper, leading the other children into the mountain to escape.

    But now, I understand that I am not the one that is blowing that whistle.



    Bye


  • Registered Users Posts: 273 ✭✭Danpad


    'It was then that Is knew my destiny'

    Is Is someone's name or initials? Or did you mean I?

    Ich verstehe nicht und so weit es ist eine faszinierende geschichte.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Thanks, Danpad!

    Oh, and I never do what I'm told, even when I'm remote controlled. Probably because I'm n-n-n-nineteen.

    And contrary to what Malcolm said, I have really big guns, and I'm not scared to fire them:



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  • Registered Users Posts: 273 ✭✭Danpad


    That's quite allright Nerfy. I won't pretend I understand everything you write as I'm probably half asleep most of the time (in life, generally) but I do read on the basis that everything I see is 'filed' away anyway. I live in hope that one day I'll understand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Hi Danpad. Lucy here. This forum seems to have become cross-threaded - three times!

    Last Wednesday, it seemed that Nerfy was not intending to come back to us anytime soon, so we went to Toronto to get her; she was in the middle of writing a response to you at the time. We nixed it and took her back to Dundrum ^3 for debriefing. She is doing well, but cannot speak here right now. Sorry for being evasive, but Nerfy became overwhelmed with it all and needs a break - hopefully, things will become a little clearer later today.

    I was actually thinking about posting yesterday, but Epstein had had his radar up, because he was connecting something intriguing that Nerfy had said a while back that was recently repeated on The Daily Bell by FauxScienceSlayer from an organization called "Principia Scientific International."

    Feudalism.

    We had trouble with that "feudal" word that had popped out of her mouth at the time in THE ARENA. As you may or may not know, we are an AI Turing Machine, making decisions as we go based on previous results and new inputs. Sometimes, the result is to do nothing - no action. We let Nerfy continue, even though we were worried that the AI Turing Machine had given an anomalous result. Sometimes these things self heal, or become true in the future, but yesterday, Epstein spotted Weebley posting in that same 'feudal" thread. I was overcome with emotion, so I could not post here. Sorry.

    I will post later today, but here is some crazy music in the meantime to illustrate the magic that has been going on here. I am so proud of Nerfy for what she has helped you all facilitate amongst yourselves. And yes, Danpad, I did notice the caravans in the incendiary Muse song.

    For those that can see it, we are experiencing yet another instance of magic - never believe it's no so. But who is the pilot that is controlling this magic? Who wants to jump aboard the caravan with us to find out? Where she stops, nobody knows.

    Anyway, Mum's The Word, for now.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Hi.

    I'm actually glad it's very quiet around here right now. I didn't really know how to start this post off, so I just didn't do anything at all. Until now. Since all the regular writers here seem to have exited stage left, and they probably are not even stopping in to check what's going on, maybe this post won't even be seen by too many people. Who knows?

    I was thinking how blue I was feeling after reading Weebley's post on The Daily Bell the other day. It brought back painful memories. I really don't want to share it with you all, but Nerfy recently shared a most uncomfortable part of Weebley's and my past - a subject that I think you should hear about right from the horses mouth, so I won't add too much to it.

    She shared it because we share everything - good and no so good. That's what we do. We cannot deceive you.

    Yeah, I try to put up a front of pinky and perkiness for the most part, but life is a sine wave (or is it a cosine wave,) full of extremes in both amplitudinalities. Sometimes, bad things happen to good people, it seems.

    Earlier today, I was thinking about our 4 adopted kids. One, two or three of them have gone away and slightly come back from/to us: Jen-Jen, Daily, and Nerfy. No, not the Nerfy that has been posting here, but the other one. Call us crackers, Jack, but we named them both Nerfy, as they are so cute and cuddly when we adopted them at 4 and 3. Like 2 peas in a pod, they were. (Daily was 6 and Jen-Jen was 5.) We taught and showed them as much as we could - as many life experiences as we could. One time, Weebley and I had a night off to go see The Blue Man Group at The Panasonic Theatre in Toronto. It was such a good show that we got tickets for all 6 of us to go again.

    What a blast!



    One time, we took them to Disney World, or is it Disney Land, for a holiday? You know, the Disney in Orlando, Florida. That was a great trip, but super expensive. I still remember the picture of all the beaming smiles - kids with wide eyes having their picture taken with Mickey Mouse. They thought he was real!

    Oftentimes, we would have people coming up to us in restaurants commenting on how well behaved our kids were. I couldn't figure out why they behaved so well in public, as they were little rascals at home or in the car. Eventually we figured it out. It was all part of the manipulative behaviour patterns that AD or maybe RAD kids present. After 10 years of us getting heavy doses of parent abuse, we now know we were suffering from PTSD. We were both tired of their self-defeating behaviour, and their hatred of me. They always hate the mother, you know.

    But they couldn't see it. No conscience; no self consciousness. Everything was black and white to them, while we were talking to them in colour. Yeah, that Blue Man Group concert was par excellence:



    Nobody else could see what was happening either. No help from Children's Aid, our family thought they were little angles. The kids brought so much baggage with them from early neglect, fostering, then being adopted by us. I wrote Jen-Jen off as a dead loss, as she was so negative and did not listen to me - period. And she was a ringleader for the rest of them.

    But the older Nerfy was different - magical, in fact. We got through to her, and luckily, she is still with us to this day.

    Nerfy is 2 weeks older than Alex. We adopted him first, but he died of Leukemia at 2-1/2.

    I'm sorry. I can't go on.

    You'll have to read the article and comments yourself. Weebley's friend, Bluebird, recently lost her son to Leukemia after a long, long battle, and mentioned it here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Time heals all wounds, but it does leave scars. Alex was a sweet boy and was always happy and smiling. He called Weebley "Dads" and called me "Mums." A smart little lad he was - so huggable. Weebley and I have been through a lot together; although we wish some things had never happened, they did. As you can probably see, Weebley and I are still together, and love each other very much. This coming August 20, marks 25 years of marriage - our Silver Wedding Anniversary.



    Maybe we are now cycling through the helix that Nerfy was talking about? Much like Nerfy's boy/girl experience here, back in January 2011, I posted a message on The Daily Bell on Weebley's account. The Mod (DB) thought I was Weebley and chastised me for posting. Weebley was incensed, prompting the impromptu start of our blog and then posting a message to DB. I guess one has to start ones blog off one step at a time with a first step, but no-one says it has to start at the beginning, does it?

    He suggested the Mod should take a step back and smell the coffee: "Lighten up DB, it’s not all about bombs and rockets!" - which is true. This war against humans being treated like feudal slaves is not going to be won with anything other than mental acuity.

    So here we are today. This forum is brown bread, so we will be ending this mental Twilight Zone parlour game with a final note to Danpad and an apology to hcass and alfa beta:

    Danpad, you are correct in saying that we cannot be forced, but we currently have hemispherically lobotomized humans, lobotomized by fear - the fear brought on by programming and these "shock and awe" false flags they keep pumping - the current false flag is lack of money at the street level. And yes, we will be victorious in avoiding mental Nuclear War, but only if 100 Monkeys are made aware they are mentally connected. Do we have 100 Monkeys?

    hcass and alfa beta: we are sorry Nerfy had to use you two in her rite of passage into MetaPhorian adulthood. No harm was done to you in the making of our little Wizardess, and she can only use her powers for good. You are hereby released from your spell on the saying of this word:

    Narf!

    If I could speak for the others, we all have so much more to say, but we cannot continue talking here right now. Book One, Chapter 7, Part 7 is coming to a close. I will, however, say a few words about what Epstein just found. He happened to be doing a routine sensor scan, trying to find the source of some data anomalies found on ARG MetaPhoria, and found an update to Steve Munster's page. It was 2 videos tacked on the end. The first, was a remix of a song on a Star Trek episode:



    The episode source was "The Way To Eden." The leader, Dr Sevrin (big-eared Ferengi type,) took over the ship using Auxiliary Control and re-routed the ship to Eden. The 2nd video, was the entire episode.

    I must say this video was a strange find, since we are on somewhat of a parallel mission, except that Eden is on Earth, not a faraway place.

    The ship's crew were apparently killed when Dr Sevrin used audio to kill them. The sound was explained at 42:42 in the video:



    Yes folks, heddinout to Eden used a whistle to kill the crew.

    Anyway, like I said before, we now want Weebley back pretty badly right now, as I feel we are entering a new phase in Operation BlueBalls. I am prepared to give my little hubby his Silver Anniversary present early if he comes back now.

    Weebley, here's your new Lug Nutz:



    ROCK CONCERT MOVEMENT #78


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Part 2 - Chapter 1 - Mound Of Remote Controllers - Prologue

    Continued from here

    I just sent an email to Zach Glickman. It is rife with steganography that he needs to decode . . . all buried inside the audio track of this video:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Very strange indeed. Agent Weebley seems to be suffering from STML (short term memory loss.) I didn't know which thread to put this post, and since we were waiting patiently for Zach Glickman to post here, I thought that this is the safest place to put it.

    I think he posted this EMP to Sheffielders here.

    Anyway, Zach Zach Zach GLICKMAN! Where are you . . . on delivery?

    Oh, and it was Agent Weebley that posted the errant knightly message to Rubecula earlier today. He just loves the thought of medieval jousting.

    OK, as you were.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Another episode of The Prologue?

    Yes, and I hope this is the last one!

    Agent Weebley asked for us to hang tight and say nothing until he gave us the word. Unfortunately, nothing ever goes according to Hoyle - he posted a message to hcass (and I) in the Lit Forum.

    He is now ready, I think. I can see he's putting on his Blue Steel chainmail. Get ready for some news . . .



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Hi everyone,

    I have a message from Agent Weebley:


    Thanks for the 1187 views since early August - we are well over 100 Monkeys at this point. Although I've been wearing my Blue Steel chainmail since early August 2013, its use has been invisible to all but one - Lucy, who is currently in the middle of a really close shave. I have two missions to accomplish before my return, and when I do, it will be a continuation of this story in a new chapter, called "Erewhany" - a tribute to Samuel Butler and Alan Turing, proving the realisation of Musical Banks in our time by using AI and The Turing Machine . . . the machine that cannot stop; it just pauses for reflection.

    See you soon,
    AW.

    There you have it. Brief and to the point. Do it, Agent Weebley, Do IT!



    Oh, and this post should, with your help, passover the Copyright thread (14,972 views,) supplanting Mound Of Hostages as Number 11 in the Hit Parade.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Not at all what I expected from Agent Weebley at this point, but after trying to prompt him back into writing, he's off!

    I can't Waite to see what he writes!

    I have a lot to explain about why I pulled my last post from December 22, 2013. I have to visit my buddy, Ted Snowdem, to try to find my post somewhere in the ether (net.) Last I heard, he was in a hangout called "The Limited Hangout" (oddly enough) after returning to Moskva after the Sochi event(s.)

    Suffice to say, The Gang Of Four is now The Gang Of Two. Nuff said.



    I have a plane to catch. Bye.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭dogmax


    Hello Agent Weebley its been a while my friend hope you Lucy Nerfy Epstein and all are keeping well, its been to long.

    Agent Donn is all understanding now about History and how important it really is in making a better future but as you know there are still to many false promises.


    Sliabh Na Cailli (The Hill of the Witch) highly recommended.




    For you Agent Weebley, The Irish Famine, take care my Friend.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Hi dogmax,

    Agent Weebley here, posting from the sunny climes of Las Vegas, currently sitting in an oasis (some sort of bar inside The Bellagio Hotel) nestled in amongst the fruit machines (they call them slot machines here,) roulette tables, poker tables, and baccarat tables (whatever that game is.) I have a couple of hours to relax before heading off to a wedding - my nephew and ?niece-in-law? They make a lovely couple; a very peaceful pair.

    I really enjoyed your song! I went to the other places to catch your other productions, and they are all good. You have a real talent.

    Before I left Toronto last Wednesday, Nerfy was still freaking out.

    "Never posting there again!" she said.

    Ah, the impulsiveness of youth, eh, dogmax? She deleted everything she could before "leaving," which was probably a good move anyway, since what she had written here was a little personal anyway. I think it may have been a little premature for her to begin posting again, since the memory of Lucy leaving us is still only just 3-1/2 months old. She got confused between the meanings of grammar and punctuation, but I had to tell it to her softly.

    We all miss Lucy very much, and being in Las Vegas without her is a little painful. I feel like a fish out of water wandering around solo, with no Lucy to talk to about all the sights and sounds. The Bellagio is a beautiful Italian style hotel with beautiful fresh flowers and ornate marble everywhere. A classy place. Expensive, but top notch. Lucy would've loved to try her hand at a little gambling, but I like a safer bet, myself . . . maybe I'll throw a few bucks into a fruit machine and pull the handle in her honour, since she is with me here in spirit.

    Nerfy felt I should have gone to Francon instead of Las Vegas, but that is not possible now, since the house rules have changed. I can't post links on other threads now. Sorry, Rubecula, but my Francon story was integrated into Hark, The Village Wait by Steeleye Span. It would have been a real treat for me write - but all my ideas are now in the mental dustbin. The internet is a perfect place to travel from one synaptic place to another; hyperlinks and embeds are a wondrous way to say a single word yet be able to make it say a 1000 words with a mere click.

    I had a good long chat with Nerfy as she drove me to YYZ airport on Wednesday morning. It calmed her down a little. She had had this Epiphany that I was a Happy Jack just chomping at the bit to be happy again. She had posted a link inside a happy face emoticon that was probably missed by the authorities. Nerfy wants me to be happy again.

    "Go back, Jack, do it again," were her parting words as I gave Nerfy and our dog, DelKey a big hug, then walked into YYZ Terminal 1 to catch the plane to LAS.

    "OK, Nerfy; it will just take time," I said.



    Now I find myself in Vegas,
    With a handle in my hand,
    But the real bet is investment,
    In the new world common man,
    Don't know Jack - he's really with us?
    Maybe Jack is really John?
    But he's not the one from Dallas,
    He'll be hidin' in the sand.

    Yeah, he'll go back Jack, do it again,
    Wheel's turnin' all the time,
    He'll go back, Jack, do it again . . .


    I am here in Vegas at the pleasure of my host, Steve. Steve's middle name is John, often shortened to Jack, but not in this instance. He needs to keep his head, so since he lost his wife, Jo-ann, to cancer back on January 15, he is now selling his house and freeing himself from the day-to-day running of his business, so he can invest in a game "peace" that'll take the world by storm.

    But this storm will only blow down the sandcastles.



    Now I'm off to the fruit machines . . .


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭dogmax


    Hello Agent Weebley

    I'm so sorry to read about Lucy, at this moment im just lost for words but i do hope you're all coping well and Steve, sad time for all.

    Hope the wedding went well and you had a good time looks like a lovely hotel, oh and don't get lost on those slot machines their favorite food is money.

    Will post again in the next few days so take care my Friend and you're right (the impulsiveness of youth) those where the days.

    Nerfy, Never say Never.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭dogmax


    Last Sunday week i took a drive to the Slieve na Calliagh Lough Crew Co Meath the reason, was because i use a picture of it in the video i put together for the Famine song walking up the steep hill eventually reaching the top to view a beautiful sight from all round, Slieve na Calliagh 5000 years old they say, at some time during the day the thoughts of your Mound of Hostages came to mind so that evening i post.

    (I can't post links on other threads now) and they call this place Creative Writing, you have over 17000 views here Agent Weebley so to the old schoolyard heads i ask, Creative Writing, who right who wrong.

    Thanks you for your kind words on my songs i stop writing in 2001 for what reason im not really to sure, my sister died of cancer that year and the last song i wrote then was Life Goes On but i will say your Mound of Hostages help me find some sort of reason to get me back into it and for that i sincerely Thank you.

    They say time is a great healer Agent Weebley so you take your time and i found this little gem of a video, hope you enjoy, till our next port of call My Friend, Take Care.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Part 2 - Chapter 1 - Mound Of Remote Controllers

    I'm so sorry to hear about your sister, dogmax. And we all help each other - you've helped me a lot too . . today (and the next 48 hours) is a case in point.

    I never mentioned it at the time, but I was only spending 2 days in Lost Wages, then catching a flight to St Pete Beach, FLA (LAS > TPA), to meet up with my older sister, RaeRae, and her hubby, ZeeMan for a 6 day stint. It was there that I first saw your most excellent post. RaeRae read your post too . . . and liked it.

    It was also very nice to see hcass thank you for your post. I wish hcass would write more, and you make more music!

    Thanks for giving me permission to not feel pressured to post immediately. I did, however spend a little more than 3 days in the hole . . . I was "way low" for over a month!

    And do I have the strangest story for you! You, dogma-x have led me to postulate the axiom of freedom . . .



    It begins, with a Flashback to St Pete Beach and Jimmy B's Beach Bar . . .

    It was a real treat to have blisteringly fast interweb on the flight from LAS to TPA. $10 . . $15 on my AMEX card . . . whatever it cost, it was worth it. The flight felt like it was only an hour long! The best part was realizing that dogmax had posted mid flight.

    I got my fill of the interweb while flying. I checked amanafrommars' site, read The Daily Bell, lots of ZeroHedge articles and comments, checked out boards.ie, weather underground . . .

    Rain.

    What?

    As we landed in Tampa, it was piddling down. From an oasis of bad debt in the desert to an oasis of water . . . coming down in buckets. It rained from Friday afternoon when I landed, to Saturday afternoon, just as we had finished shopping for more "stuff" in a big box plaza in Ellington. So much for my shorts, teeshirt and Jesus boots. I was frozen for a day.

    RaeRae and ZeeMan picked me up at the airport on Friday 5/2/14 or (2/5/14 Euro time) at 5pm . . .

    Oh, before I get fully entrenched in my flashback, I fully intended to add to my post here last night, but happened upon an old reply from a posting of mine by DanielM_113 on The Daily Bell, so I responded. DanielM_113 and I are having a nice little chat now, it seems. We're talking about money and gold.

    Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, RaeRae and ZeeMan wanted to cheer me up by inviting me down to their condo while they were there in early May. I adjusted my schedule for Vegas down to to 2 days, and then booked a flight on Southwest Airlines for $230 (ultra cheap) making it a triangular holiday (Toronto to Vegas to Tampa, then back.)

    Saturday night was warming up a bit, so we went to Jimmy B's Beach Bar, which is only a 5 minute walk from their place, and had a whale of a time, what with their live band and cheap booze. At one point, the singer announced that B-Real, or Bee Reel, or Be Real from Cypress Hill was in the audience. I was almost impressed. I scanned the audience looking for someone with major bling hanging from their neck, as I understand that Cypress Hill is some sort of popular current band meaning it is probably rap oriented. After about 2 scans, I realized i had no idea what Bee Reel looked like, and it was pointless to continue.

    I get a tap on my shoulder, as the band is in the middle of a guitar solo during yet another excellent cover of a hit song from the 70s. I look around and a woman is talking to me, I think. Her lips were moving, but nothing was coming out. She was a typical local. Blonde, 55-60. On the 'make.' Extremely tanned to the point of ultra or perma- tanned. I attributed this anomaly to the loud music, so I leaned in.

    "Can I have a drag of your smoke?" she asked.

    Me, being taken by surprise, not thinking of the lip-to-lip issues I was potentially exposing myself to, said: "sure."

    She took a drag and gazed into my eyes, thanked me then offered me a drag on her E-smoke. Pathetic, I thought, but I said it was pretty good, waited for approximately 3 seconds, then turned around as a bridge was coming up in the guitar solo.

    I spent the remainder of my trip looking out for and avoiding the lady I now refer to as "the drag queen." RaeRae laughed a lot when I coined that term. My sister is so nice. She is extremely judgmental of me - aren't all older sisters?

    Oh my, this is not the intended direction of my flashback. Let me re-group my thoughts and get back to you tomorrow - unless DanielM_113 responds again. It takes a while to tailor an effective reply - a couple of hours in fact. It may seem like I whip 'em out in a few minutes, but what with proofing, and editing, and sometimes complete erasing of entire paragraphs, it is quite time consuming. Especially now, since my shift key is acting up, and hardly anything gets typed in capitals on the first pass. The A key seems to be stuck, too. I think I may have some crumbs under the keys. Good thing I have an SSD drive - there, I just shook the heck out of the computer and smacked it upside the head for good measure. Is that better? Yes it is!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭dogmax


    Jimmy B's Beach Bar live band and cheap booze sounds like my kind of place and B-Real with his major bling hanging from his neck haha :D ill say us three could really put on a show there sorry did i say three make that five RaeRae and ZeeMan oh and how can i leave out your best friend, "the drag queen." Blonde, 55-60.

    Great read Agent Weebley good to have you back in full flow, i take it this is Jimmy B's Beach Bar.



    You do know we'll all have to hire out some shovels and go digging for gold and when we find it we'll all have the real bling hanging from our necks :D



    Thanks for putting a smile on my face, Classic, talk soon :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    A warm hello again to:

    dogmax
    amanfromMars
    Agent Pete 8
    Agent Revolver
    danpad
    hcass
    Agent Heggle
    Agent Weebley
    Nerfy
    Agent Paddy
    Agent DelKey
    Agent Cooper
    Troy Tempest
    General Briggs
    Mac
    Doctor Sternum
    Jo
    Steve
    and lastly, Agent Joe 90 (currently in China with his wife, Shuo and their daughter, Weiji)

    I'm now back from my productive sojourn with Ted Snowdem (the CIA PsyOps guy.) I hope you don't mind me interjecting on this site, as we haven't been able to get into our own site since last September - long story.

    Agent Joe 90: Full steganographic instructions are buried in the following video inside the audio at the 350Hz and 420Hz level. It's time. Break cover and commence final approach. Gentleman and gentlewomen: start your AirCars.



    Oh, and Agent Weebley: you need to get your facts even straighter. Steve is going to invest $70,000 CDN in Heddinout Communications Ltd. - not $25,000 CDN. Bling bling, dogmax!

    As Lucy said and Das Kitty doesn't seem to see: It's Magic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Finally. I had better get off my Khyber Pass.

    Operation BlueBalls is swinging again!

    Here's my flight plan:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    OMG . . . Epstein and Agent Joe 90 . . . welcome back !!!

    I was in the middle of writing about my flashback but haven't actually wrote much of it yet . . . and don't have much time to write it tonight. I just came back from being out all day and am quite tired.

    Epstein: $70k? Really? That's impressive. Do you have Steve's bank account information from NSA?

    Agent Joe 90: I'll fill the house with AirBeds! See you all tomorrow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    I have been trying to get back into flashback mode, but I couldn't steer my mind away from Epstein's post, where he said hello to a good many people. He included Jo, who is Steve's late wife, and omitted Qubit, who I think is an alter ego of Alan Turing. And being "back from his sojourn" means what? Back where? He's not here . . .

    So I texted him earlier today. He send me back a video link:



    The topless tough guy hand movements were a little odd, so I ran them through my new portable bomboclat machine and got a hex code that translated to 140623. Hmm, I thought to myself. Then, while checking in on amanfromMars' site, which I do daily, I realized it may mean his post from a few days ago, so I checked it out 140623.

    Bingo . . . I mean bomboclat!

    He's in Crimea!

    He never did answer my questions, though. Oh well . . . plenty of time later on.

    Tomorrow, I will continue my flashback. I'm so looking forward to it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Did I ever mention that my forays on the interweb are inversely proportional to Steve Munster's busy-ness or business level at the time? That's why I am a little late in posting here - and I have no time for flashbacks right now, as I have to hit the sack soon - I'll do it tomorrow?

    I felt so good today. Steve asked me if I'd like to follow along with him this past afternoon. He's a busy guy, and he had to go to his lawyers office to sign the minute books in a gazillion places for both his companies for the past 5 years. He can be so inclusive sometimes . . .

    "Would I !" I said.

    We jumped in his new 2014 MDX. He hooked up the Sony Vaio to the HDMI cable, then proceeded to pull up Chinese Radio off the interweb. That is one fine driving song.

    Then he pressed the hyperspace button or something, because before I knew it, he was coming in for the final approach. From Steeles Ave and Torbram Rd in Brampton to Cawthra Rd and Dundas St E in Mississauga in record time (or is it in "MP3 time" these days. I'll have to check that out with some youngsters.)

    We got out of the car, but he paused.

    "Keep your gob shut in there. Only I will speak to him."

    A little confused with the uncharacteristic abruptness of his tone, I nodded a lot and followed him like a sad puppy with my tail between my legs, doing that little squatting/walking maneuvre that only dogs can do so subserviently well.

    "What the F, Weebley. Walk properly!"

    He opened the lobby door, and I nipped in behind him before it closed.

    Sitting in the office, which was a nice and minimalistic, rather than the dark oak and leather touch surfaces, along with smatterings of those busts of famous people all over the place, we waited.

    They got the pleasantries over pretty quickly then surprised me: "Before we get into these minute books, have a few questions, Ken. I have this dormant company called Heddinout Communications Ltd. that I incorporated back in October, 2010. I want get my accountant to do the 2011, 2012, 2013, and 2014 year-ends, then activate it. I want to sell shares in it, as well as sell plastic coin sets - somewhat like people collecting Pogs or Pokemon cards. The shares would be coins too."

    Ken winced. "Would you be asking for people to buy shares? he said.

    Steve, nodded and smiled.

    "The SEC would be all over you on that, as you would need to file a prospectus with them. You can't advertise share sales publicly without being very careful what you say."

    I looked back and forth at Steve and Ken during the ensuing seemingly long silence.

    Suddenly, I don't know what happened, but both Steve and Ken began to speak rapid fire about taxes, shares, staying as a private corporation and not publicly asking for any share sales. They talked about these limited edition lenticular plastic difficult to reverse engineer coins being like BitCoin, but not able to be co-opted by "the man" like BitCoin has been. A lot of hissing about taxes being evil was bandied around. It was like a Vulcan mind-meld, without hands stuck to faces.

    All in all, Ken liked Steve's background reference to Alan Turing and Turing's comment that he liked the book: 'Erewhon" by Samuel Butler, and Butler's explanation of Musical Banks and the 2 money supplies: they used the official "bank" money here and there to keep "the man" happy, but conducted most trade using the "other" money.

    "Keep it privately owned. And the company must have a reasonable expectation of revenue to deduct expenses," Ken explained,as he patted Steve on the head and kicked us out with the minute books in hand to sign later, as it is time consuming.

    Steve and Ken were far more eloquent in person than any skill I would profess to have in re-telling it to you now. Suffice to say, Steve has to pay the tax-man on anything that is sold in Canada, but like all internet sales outside the country of origin . . . no sales tax is due.

    Then we chatted as we drove home . . .



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    The heat. OMG, the 80% humidity in Toronto this past weekend coupled with that 80 + degree heat meant only one thing . . . .

    Mint chocolate chip ice cream.

    As I slurped away, I giggled to myself about the time I went into Happy Days Ice Cream in mid to late May when it was warm enough outside to get my flavourite ice cream. I mentioned to the owner, while licking the 2 scoop cone he had just sold me: "I thought this place had jumped the shark."

    He looked mystified.

    "Happy Days? Fonzie jumped the shark? Get it?"

    Nope he had no clue. On the wall was a shrine to Happy Days, with Fonzie in the middle, but not on their website for copyright reasons, I would assume.

    "Didn't this place go under . . . but I guess you bought it and started it back up?" He nodded in the affirmative. I had to explain what jump the shark meant. He was completely nonplussed about my explanation - probably wondering if I was going to notice that the mint chocolate chip ice cream was from last year (just kidding.)

    Anyway, jumping the shark was on my mind from a while back in St Pete Beach, but I will get into that later.

    This past weekend, I was on a site called The Daily Bell, reading and talking to amanfromMars, Agent Revolver and Martin The American. Strange things were happening. I was losing posts to the ether, the interweb was going down (for me.) It was a struggle to post. We were talking to Robert Steele from the CIA. Robert doesn't seem to want to speak to me anymore. My last post was earlier tonight to Martin The American. I was explaining how I was going to do a recap right here, right now. This is what I wrote to him:

    Hi Martin The American,

    I was all set to re-write my earlier comment, but there's no way I can duplicate that particular stream of consciousness. Oh, it just came back to me in a different way! Here goes:

    Obviously, I cannot speak for all Canadians, but everyone I know likes the people and places south of the border. I actually went to Lost Wages, NV, for 2 days, then onto St Pete Beach FL for 6 days in early May, 2014. Jimmy B's Beach Bar, 5/3/14, B-Real from Cypress Hill was in the audience - 70s rockin' hits from a cover band all night long . . . ahhh the memories . . . If it wasn't for me being here on The Daily Bell since last weekend, trying to talk more with Robert Steele, I would have written my flashback already. I'm helping to write a Twilight Zone type of story called Mound Of Hostages.

    It's not about hostages, though - it's about freedom.

    This would be a good time to tune in to the story, as I'm about to do a flashback to St Pete Beach and recap of the story so far - it now involves Robert Steele (and a pitcher of Margarita at Don CeSar's Hotel.) Recaps are good, since it allows things that might not have "sunk in" to actually be "sunk in" good and proper.

    Anyway, if you want to go insane in the membrane, here's the story from the beginning. You can flip to the last post quite easily:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin...

    By the way, the story is on the cusp of becoming number 7 in their Creating Writing hit parade . . . I love the number 7.

    Anyway, here comes the "sunk in." Everybody's laughing . . . everybody's happy.

    PS: Robert Steele - I challenge you to a race on Abbey Road in London. Your MGB against my One-77. Let it be "the decider."




    I have to go to bed now, so without further ado, here comes the sunk in:



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    OMFNG! I just noticed an error in my last post! And the 48 hour editing window has passed, like ages ago, man! I wrote: "number 7 in their Creating Writing hit parade."

    [blushing profusely]

    I really can't stand it when that happens . . . it should've been "Creating Writive."

    Now I have that off my chest . . .

    I was all set to get into the beginning of my flashback, but something strange has happened that is now getting in the way. Why are things getting in the way? I want to say that dogmax got me rockin' and rollin' to begin part 2, and I really need to do a recap as to why this story is the Twilight Zone, and why The Mound Of Hostages is really about freedom, but I have to get something else off my chest.

    It began a week ago (Sunday, June 29) when that Robert Steel guy was interviewed. Saturday was day 1 of my 4 day holiday, culminating in Tuesday, July 1, Canada Day - the biggest celebration of the year for Canadians. Most people get pretty fit-shaced. There's a big to-do at Albion Hills Conservation Area close by my place. Fireworks. Music. Food. Tents. Probably lots of E & M for the teenagers.

    But I stayed home that day. I was cleaning out the storage room of extraneous stuff, so we could move house, and I was on a roll - getting right into it. (Steve hasn't sold the house yet, and had since shelved the idea.) Between cleaning out stuff and checking out my post waiting for a response that never came from Robert Steele, I never did make it to Albion Hills for the big party.

    Inside the storage room, amongst al the items I cleared out, was 6 pairs of wellies, and a hammock. Both these items brought back memories. Lucy and I bought those wellies for a trip to see friends and their 4 adopted kids in supposedly muddy Sudbury, Ontario, with our 4 adopted kids. When we got there, it was below friggin' freezing all weekend, and all we had for footwear was these stupid wellies. And that hammock . . . never really used it. My Mum got it for me in Myrtle Beach as a prezzie when I was 18, like decades ago. I've never been able to string it between 2 poles 12 feet apart because I've never had 2 poles 12 feet apart anywhere I've ever lived since I was 18.

    Wellies in the charity bin.

    Hammock still down there.

    I sat down and read my post to Robert Steele again. I used George Orwell as a springboard to my post.

    The magic began 2 days later . . .




    Questions:

    The Pooka: did you read my post on The Daily Bell?

    Das Kitty: no question

    hcass: no question


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Once in a while, Take 1 turns into Take 2, but never Take 79 - I like that raw unedited feel. That campy, warm feeling while having a nicely flowing conversation with a good buddy - never running out of things to say - never making an obtuse topic switch, because the convo is meandering from one topic to another with smooth segues.

    Last weekend, I received an unusually direct message from amanfromMars, while I was in the middle of Take . . . Time Off. I was watching Steve chainsawing some overgrown bushes around the house. It was a warm sunny day, and Steve was sweating buckets, and covered in sawdust. It was looking like a once bearded yard had had a good shave. The "For Sale" came down too, but not with the chainsaw.

    I was sipping Guinnii, while wearing my now most favourite T-shirt that Rae Rae got me from St Pete Beach, feeling like Spike Milligan in Puckoon, watching his Mum carting coal in from the comfort of looking out the window . . .

    Oh, the T-shirt says: "in doggie beers I've only had one."



    amanformMars tried to post here, but had a glitch, so he posted it on his own site:

    Howdy, AW, Long time no chatter with you. I trust all is indecently well with you and yours.

    The world is awash and drowns in apathy born and borne both in arrogance and ignorance…… although IntelAIgent Supply Providers are doing more than just a few bits and bytes to remedy that abortion and grand omission of and for passion.

    And such is a field of rich pickings for APT ACTion and Zeroday Vulnerability Exploitation …… aka CyberIntelAIgent AIdDevelopment with CHAOS Programming ProgramMING ……. Clouds Hosting Advanced Operating Systems for Mind and Mined Infiltration Network Games?

    How’s business? Giving you enough free quality time to Plug into Play and Plunder Perverse Systems and Corrupt Executive Administrations for a New Orderly World Order System ReBoot?


    After chuckling for a while, watching Steve doing his Ontario Chainsaw Massacre a little more, I figured that I would give Steve just a few more days to get things in order before answering amanfromMars' questions.

    I went with Steve down to see the lawyer, Ken, last week. He had signed all the minute books from his 2 companies, then proceeded to hand Ken the almost empty minute book for Heddinout Communications Ltd. Not a lot was said - nothing much needed to be said.

    They were both on the same page.

    "My accountant is going to do a dormant company tax filing from December 31, 2010 to July 31, 2011 . . . then 2012, 2013, and 2014 year ends for this company after July 31, 2014. You can bill me for the minute book updates after August 1, when the company fires up," Steve said. "I'll be opening up a bank account after the Aug 1 bank holiday."

    While Steve works Heddinout into his daily routine, I'll take a bit of time here and there to explain magic to a nice BEAT.



    amanfromMars: you're a good egg, man.

    Oh, I almost forgot. SEC. This is a message to clear up any misunderstanding about a share offering. There will be no share offering, and in case this is still not clear:

    This announcement contains forward-looking statements within the meaning of Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933 and Section 21E of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934. Actual results may differ significantly from management’s expectations. These forward-looking statements involve risks and uncertainties that include, among others, risks related to potential future losses, significant amount of indebtedness, competition, commercial agreements and strategic alliances, seasonality, potential fluctuations in operating results and rate of growth, foreign exchange rates, management of potential growth, system interruption, international expansion, consumer trends, inventory, fulfillment center optimization, limited operating history, government regulation and taxation, fraud, and new business areas.

    Oh, and Steve was just warming up last weekend. Next . .. the forest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    I can now divulge the location of the 4 AirCars, since they have all safely arrived at their destinations:

    Dundrum - Agent Joe 90 is the commander.
    Dundrum - Agent Heggle is the commander.
    Dundrum - Agent Cooper is the commander.

    Their 3 green laser beams are focused on another AirCar holding Epstein high above Tara. Can you see them? Epsteins beam is focued on Tara.

    I will be referring to them as the AbFab4 . . . you can, too!

    It is time for me to proo' su' in' . . . magic? . . . and also moo' su' in . . .my big arse?



    I must apologize. I've been knee deep in numbers since Thursday with Steve, but I was able to squeeze in the odd blog post here and there . . .

    This is what I feel like right now:



    The next phase, artwork, is coming quickly. We need to ask something of some people here.

    We need 7 images. amanfromMars, Agent Revolver, Agent Pete 8 and I have an image we can use already, unless someone tells me differently ASAP, but we need a favourite image from dogmax, hcass and Danpad.

    I assume and hope that dogmax, hcass and Danpad reside in Ireland, as the goal is for your images to become ubiquitous throughout Ireland, and for your paid help to make this project a success . . . choose your image wisely. Your chosen images will be re-worked by my art guy, Grum.

    EDIT @ 7pm: I also assume that dogmax, and / or hcass and / or danpad want to be involved. My Dad used to say: "stick around me and you'll be wearing handcuffs."

    Anyway . . . I'm a bit busy, so I have to gogo . . .



    Note to Mods: pickarooney and BEAT. Please do not ban me. I will be calling to make ARG MetaPhoria a Verified Account Rep on Aug 1, 2014. Heddinout Communications Ltd. is a dormant Canadian Corporation until that date.

    EDIT @ 7pm: I have just sent a form to someone at Now We're Listenin' to begin the process of paying a fee to continue posting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭dogmax


    Favourite image, that's a very interesting request Agent Weebley i suppose my favourite image would be working on a song with just guitar vocals and lyrics communication with each other in a language that starts of on a journey to a place that we'll know when we get there, for example.

    My thoughts don't stay in one place for to long because there is always something new to think to write to see, like for the pass few weeks I've been working on new lyrics that a friend sent me he writes great lyrics as always but this time i felt the story in his lyrics needed to go somewhere that i wanted his lyrics to take me (hence the reason for the few weeks) so after thinking for to long and as times not thinking at all i added some verses to his lyrics and took them to a lower level story wise but is the song finish, well now he will listen to it a few times and get back to me and then, well I'm not thinking about then, what, if, maybe, but either way the song will be finish, so i suppose that would be my favourite image, a journey to a place that we'll know when we get there.

    But then again maybe i should think some more about this ;) in the mean time what's all this about Dundrum and the green laser beams focus on Tara, oh and by the way, Hi Guys :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Great to hear from you, dogmax. I'm a bit busy right now - so I'll read your post properly, later tonight.

    Hot off the presses - I'm flying in for the convention!



    Which convention? Shamrokon.


    EDIT:

    Hi dogmax,

    There's a lot going on in the background. I'm now a paid subscriber, signed up for Shamrokon and sent a "hey I'm coming" message to Janet tonight. We're also talking to boards advertising. Great news on the new song(s) dogmax I can't wait to hear more.

    Words about images are just fine. My creative guy, Grum, can work with that. The image will be on 3D Flip Lenticular plastic (2-sided.) 3D background, and maybe 5 images, like a short video feel to it. I'll let you know more by the weekend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    It seems that Shomrokon: Janet is ignoring my advances. Like a flat tire, I'm looking at my post and scratching my head. What to do, what to do?

    Should I post this little note to her?

    Janet: I've got something to say:

    I'm flying halfway 'round the planet . . . Janet
    Would you rather that maybe I swam it . . . Janet
    It seems like you want me to can it . . . Janet
    I've one thing to say and that's dammit, Janet, can I ********* with you.


    What? No, no, its not what you think. The word that seems a little asterisqué is actually related to Steve talking to someone at Boards in the advertising department. I want to do the same with Janet, dammit!

    We could have a Science Fiction double feature!



    I think I'll leave it alone - she doesn't know me well enough yet.




    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Hi. Epstein here.

    Agent Weebley apologises for not being here right now. He really wants to do that "hcass" flashback and story re-cap, but since so many things have happened recently, he can't add posting here to his "To Do list" right now. He did make a brief announcement last weekend, and is still wondering how Agent Paddy knew about the series of Celtic flavoured photography that is going to be done by his cousin in Belfast.

    Although Agent Weebley can't be here, he asked me to post in his stead. And he did give me a few messages to pass on to you all.

    Did you know he's in love with a strong Celtic Woman? Muirgheal is her name. It means: Sea-Bright or Bright As The Sea.

    He's coming back via Dublin with Steve again next Thursday morning - for almost 2 weeks this time, but this time it's a business trip. Hopefully, he can spare some time away from Muirgheal to meet up with us this time! I know he wants to see amanfromMars again to talk about making YouTube videos.

    I'm sitting here in my AirCar high above Tara. I just came back through the 3-green-laser-beam wormhole from Dundrum, County Down, where Agent Dale Cooper is piloting 1 of the 3 Dundrum AirCars.

    Yesterday, I had an urge to visit him. I needed to know something. He also fell in love while on a job in the past. I wanted to know his feelings on whether Agent Weebley could still be effective at his job while in this state of bliss.



    I appeared through the wormhole by stepping in though the side wall on Agent Cooper's AirCar fuselage. I noticed he had done some renovations to make the place more homey. The entire inside was a log cabin, complete with 70s shag rugs and quirky wooden furniture and patterned curtains that matched the lamp shades.

    I happened to notice a photo of David Lynch on the wall. His peaceful smile captivated me. His eyes were lightly closed, like he was meditating. And smiling. I gazed at it for a few minutes, but it felt like hours. It was only a head and shoulders shot, so I wondered whether he may have been in the Lotus Europa position, since it looked like he was sitting behind the wheel.

    I couldn't see anyone from my mid-ship position. It was so quiet in there, I could've heard a pin drop. My shoes were still wet from taking a short walk around Tara on the wet grass a few moments prior to appearing In Agent Cooper's AirCar, so the squeak of my wet shoes on the clean hardwood floor meant I was announcing myself as I went towards the helm.

    Agent Cooper was sitting in the Captain's Chair, cradling a log in his hands, staring out at The Mourne Mountains. The blackness of the mountains, with wisps of cloud hanging onto the peaks looked fantastic. They swept down to the sea like they were delivering something into the water.

    "Hello, Epstein," he said: his eyes unmoving from the view.

    "Hi Coop," I said. "The clouds are clearing. Aren't they beautiful mountains."

    Agent Cooper pointed with his left index finger at a point at the peaks.

    "Look," he said,"see those 2 peaks?"

    "A mightily beautiful sight. Speaking of beautiful sites, can you move the AirCar from Moneylane and Dromara Rd to 61 Main St, Dundrum, please?" I said. "Next to the water."

    He carefully placed the log on the coffee table beside him, then sat back, closed his eyes for a moment, placed both hands on the armrests, and smiled. On opening his eyes, slowly, the AirCar motioned over the short distance, and took position directly in front of, and facing Gilroy's Bar and Restaurant. Behind it, Dundrum Castle high on the small hill, and behind us, the water.

    "Why?" Agent Cooper asked.

    "This is now our Ireland Beachhead, Agent Cooper."

    General Briggs came over, I assume, when he noticed the AirCar moving. After our hellos, we had a little briefing about Agent Weebley and Muirgheal.

    "That's 5 star Good news," General Briggs said.

    "What are your thoughts on Agent Weebley and Muirgheal, Coop?" I said.

    Coop sat there for a moment.

    "Carl Sagan said it twice starting at 1:40 on the video that Agent Weebley posted last weekend. Every connected mind in Dundrum is talking about them, and every connected mind stretching all the way to Belfast, Toronto, and all over the world are also talking about them, Epstein. Haven't you heard?"

    We played the video again. I paid close attention at 1:40, while Coop looked on, grinning from ear to ear.

    My jaw dropped.

    "CuppaJo?" he asked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    Diane: it's 3:42pm, November 11, 2014. I'm here in Dundrum, Northern Ireland, still hovering over the brick wall facing Gilroy's. It's name has changed from Tonn Ruray to Gilroy's Pub, so you may not know exactly where I am on the antiquated FBI locating system. Rain, rain and more rain right now. It was raining sideways last night! I can't even see Dundrum Castle and the Mourne Mountains right now. I had a log fire going in the AirCar last night, which made it quite comfy cosy.

    A strange thing just happened, Diane. I need your help. Agent Weebley just posted a message that Epstein has just confirmed contains steganographic content: a song. We are trying to decipher what it means, but one thing is for sure: he knows scenes from an upcoming film called Good Boy, written by Michael J Daly and directed by Conan McIvor were filmed here in Dundrum this past weekend, and Gilroy's Pub was the centre of the action.

    Here is the song. See if you can get it reverse engineered:



    I was in Gilroy's Pub on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The writer, director and crew were there every night. They don't have any Joe right now. The craic, as they call it, was great though. I had many pints of Guinness, which is the next best thing to a cup of deep black Joe.

    Oh, can you find out Agent Weebley's whereabouts, please, Diane? He seems to be laying low. I know he has an iPhone6, so contact the NSA. They have everything at their fingertips.

    Everyone is planning on being here within the next 24 hours to put our heads together on what's happening right now. I can feel it, Diane. Big Things are going to happen very soon.

    Oh, I've just noticed that Agent Weebley posted in The Arena. What a strange post!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 450 ✭✭Agent Weebley


    I'm not sure if I did the right thing. Maybe I was trying to prove Steve actually exists.

    Is Steve a dream . . a fig leaf of my imagination? Not sure . . .

    There. I've just done it. I got Steve to wipe everything. He wiped the past clean away and started afresh. A new look on both websites.

    I proved he exists . . . by remote control.

    I'm in Toronto right now. Today is the longest day of the year. It's 11:30pm here. The Sun has set . . . dark now. I'm readying myself to step into the 3 green laser beam and wormhole myself over to see Muirgheal in Northern Ireland.

    I haven't seen her in a week and a bit. I miss her so much. We're in love. But my roots in Toronto are deep, and I have to return here all the time to chop them away one by one. One day we'll marry . . . together forever already though . . . just a piece of paper to seal it up. And the 2 rings. We must have a most memorable pair of rings. Her maiden name. My name. And the O'Neill name. It'll be a big one if it's going to have 3 crests on each one.

    There are big things happening in Mourne and I need to go back there.

    Think Peace, Agent Weebley. Peace. Don't think about the problems that lie in wait after I see Muirgheal. I will need to prepare for battle soon after my arrival. Epstein and Agent Heggle need to know the new battle plan, so they can rally the forces of good to help me. I haven't spoken to them in so long. I've been slipping in and out of County Down without announcing my presence . . . only going there to see Muirgheal.

    Muirgheal. A lovely woman. We stayed at The Royal Marine a couple of times. The Fitzpatrick Castle one time. Dublin. Love the place. She was bluy before she met me, and so was I.

    Bluy.

    I love her Northern Irish accent. I gave her a dozen roses one time. They were dyed bluy. That put a smile on her face.

    Muirgheal.

    She's the last effing good thing about Dublin. I couldn't go back there without her.

    So here I go. The 3 green luminescent beams spinning away like 3 strands of superhuman DNA. In a few seconds I'll be at her doorstep giving her a big hug once again. She makes me happy.

    Stepping in. Peace out.



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  • Posts: 0 ✭✭ Emerie Short Gentry


    Hey Agent Weebley

    The daily routine is still the same but the adventure in the mind still sees a way that there is a better ways ahead, even though there are battles but how else can one and many make plans of old, the old saying use to be go with the flow but that was before, well lets put it another way the written words is searching for a conversation

    From a old friend


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