Hatemail

the_syco · 13-08-2010 11:26pm

Legless? I mean lagless :P

Zapp Brannigan wrote: »

I have to play on wireless so the sad fact is that most of my games suffer from lag.

Get some homeplugs for €56.51 http://www.dabs.ie/products/devolo-microlink-dlan-duo-starter-kit-3YXV.html Just use the ethernet option, as the USB option is just painful.

Plug one next to your router, one next to your PC, and you get lagless gaming.

Doctor DooM · 13-08-2010 11:55pm

all SF online is laggy. It's just a matter of how much.

K.O.Kiki · 14-08-2010 1:11am

^ THIS.

I played a load of matches during the week, and the difference between 2- and 4-bar connections is astounding.

BlazBlue netcode kicks SFIV so hard, it's not even funny.

Owwmykneecap · 14-08-2010 1:33am

Zapp Brannigan wrote: »

Modem is downstairs, I used to be on a wired connection but since Eircom updated to NGB the connection in my room can't handle it! I just backdashed cos I was fed up!

And for people who think I care about pp... lol

This doesn't actually make any sense.

You have wired internet, your ap is wireless.
Clearwire etc is wireless internet (connecting to a broadcast tower like a mobile phone)

Your connection to your access point may be bad (in my experience the xbox wifi adapter is excellent), but NGB has nada to do with this.
I play on wifi to my router and mine is fine.

also speedhaak was giving out about you too.

Creature · 14-08-2010 1:38am

I've been playing an unusual amount of Canadian and Japanese in ranked mode lately and they're always completely lag free.

The worst offenders for laggy matches are usually Irish or English. Often I'll get terrible lag against Blag (rhyme ftw) and thats just Dublin and Belfast!

Owwmykneecap · 14-08-2010 1:49am

Brazilians and Mexicans for the lose.

bush · 14-08-2010 2:10am

Me and red, best connections in the country. Am i right red?

Red350 · 14-08-2010 2:48am

Yep, I'd play no one else if it weren't for your stupid blanka.

CrossBreed · 14-08-2010 3:05am

Owwmykneecap wrote: »

Brazilians and Mexicans for the lose.

S'true.

Can we get some online petitions going to get these guys some better internet?

Scavenger XIII · 14-08-2010 9:09am

K.O.Kiki wrote: »

BlazBlue netcode kicks SFIV so hard, that the next SFIV wannabe is gonna feel it.

Fixed for you.

Placebo · 14-08-2010 1:09pm

Zapp Brannigan wrote: »

I have to play on wireless so the sad fact is that most of my games suffer from lag. When I'm trying to play good players it's just pointless because I can't play at all. Like against chop chop I couldn't tech a single one of his throws.

Say what you want about me, but it's the truth.

try send a message explaining after you kick or run away from us "good" players then, i didnt notice any lag. Also does back dashing cure lag? is there a hand book im missing?
Seems to me you're just afraid of losing your points and theres nothing wrong with that, only thing is that you're playing this game for all the wrong reasons.

Zapp Brannigan · 14-08-2010 6:00pm

Placebo wrote: »

try send a message explaining after you kick or run away from us "good" players then, i didnt notice any lag. Also does back dashing cure lag? is there a hand book im missing?
Seems to me you're just afraid of losing your points and theres nothing wrong with that, only thing is that you're playing this game for all the wrong reasons.

Whatever man, I don't really need to explain myself on an internet forum anyways.

EDIT: the_syco; I would spring for homeplugs but I'm leaving the country in a few months so no point really!

Sairus · 14-08-2010 6:11pm

the_syco wrote: »

Get some homeplugs for €56.51 http://www.dabs.ie/products/devolo-microlink-dlan-duo-starter-kit-3YXV.html Just use the ethernet option, as the USB option is just painful.

Plug one next to your router, one next to your PC, and you get lagless gaming.

These sound magic. I may have to invest in these at some point.

raze · 15-08-2010 2:08am

the_syco wrote: »

Get some homeplugs

Do you use these yourself and if so for what platform, pc or a console? I've a mate whose wifi only to his PS3 and it's not always playable because it craps out at worst, and kind of pulses fast slow at best. Before I recommend them to him I just wanted to know if homeplugs would derinitely work with PS3 and if the range was good for about 25m?

the_syco · 15-08-2010 8:16pm

Zapp Brannigan wrote: »

EDIT: the_syco; I would spring for homeplugs but I'm leaving the country in a few months so no point really!

Bastad :P Enjoy

Sairus wrote: »

These sound magic. I may have to invest in these at some point.

Do. You can also get ones that have a wireless point on them. Have one plugged into the network, and I have a wireless point at the other end of the house to boost the signal. I've passworded it so the neighbours can't steal it, either. Once the two plugs are within the same house, you should be able to connect them up.

raze wrote: »

Do you use these yourself and if so for what platform

Plug sockets. You need a PC to hook them up to each other. Take down the MAC number and passwords off them, plug them both into a wall socket, and plug a USB into the main one. Get it to "see" the other one, and you're in business. Currently use them between PCs, but a mate had used them for the XBOX360 - once you have them seeing each other, anything using an ethernet cable will be able to use it.

GorySnake · 16-08-2010 7:30pm

No hatemail, but I swear I have been kicked from every lobby I've been in today, win or lose. So annoying to have 2 matches then get kicked and spend the next 15 minutes trying to find another game

Placebo · 17-08-2010 9:58am

see its great in ssf4 because you dont have to record your matches, you can just check your replay-battle log and record whatevers needed,

however slots are limited and if your mates are always over like bush's you wont get to see the later matches

K.O.Kiki · 17-08-2010 8:28pm

If you're interested, BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger is coming to PC.

Very good value at £15.

Speedhaak · 20-08-2010 11:24am

unky chop chop wrote: »

Came across him yesterday,Slums mcgurk yeah? First two times I beat him,next match he preceded to just dash back for the entire match and when I bumped into him again he kicked me
Don't understand it.Slave to the points maybe? MCGURK WHERE ARE YOU...

EDIt: just made my signature..didnt know it was possible cus i hadn't them turned on. A simple swap of the finger and it's in your face

Came across this Slurms also. First match he beat me, second match he beat me. Then in the third match I bested him, and it was a good match indeed. Ranked 'quick match' threw me in with him again but this time he removed me, so I hit quick match again, he removed me once more. This went on for a while. Sent him a message criticising his negativity towards actually trying to get better, but he just mouthed off.

Seems all he's concerned about is points hoarding. Sad really, because he's actually a decent player, just lacking in sportsmanship.

Ken B · 21-08-2010 10:27am

RopeDrink wrote: »

Oh for **** sake.

Just logged on and notice an open ArcReq from a Player who normally beats me so I entered to see if I could improve against his Sakura. We play one game (After having played about 10 a few days ago) and after the first game (I lost) he kicks me and says "Don't be using the US Costume if you're in Ireland".

I mean come on... The guy is in the US and using a Japanese orientated character, telling me off for using aUS Costume because I'm in Ireland? How stupid is this? Best/Worst thing I've heard all week, better than the usual Hatemail anyways, as sad and amusing as it is.

What are you/he talking about??

Sairus · 21-08-2010 10:54am

Ken B wrote: »

What are you/he talking about??

Balrog's robe I assume?

Dunjohn · 21-08-2010 10:58am

Well, in fairness, there is an Irish one you could use. Obviously no American believes there are more than ten countries on the planet.

Ken B · 21-08-2010 10:59am

Ahhhhh.........Eureka!

Sabre0001 · 23-08-2010 1:17am

My latest I was pretty sure came from a Spaniard...though Google Translate says it's French. Anyways, the message I got was:

"fils de pute aprend a jouer...."

which apparently translates to

"son of a bitch learns with a play ...."

which I guess actually means

"learn to play son of a bitch"

Was one of the few games I won tonight - some horrible play

This perked me up a bit though

Voa · 23-08-2010 1:27am

I think it's closer to "Learn to play, you son of a whore."

Sabre0001 · 23-08-2010 11:04am

That better be a translation and not a veiled potshot :pac:

Voa · 23-08-2010 11:08am

If anyone needs to learn to play, it'd be me.

Wakeup ultra all day long for the...well, not the brightest idea I have.

Owwmykneecap · 15-01-2011 3:23am

Played a guy by the name of Neurotransmitter tonight, Irish guy, B rank akuma, 2500ish BP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD9wiJ5HtGY

After the match I received

Ambiguous message, could be giving out about the grabs, but I was playing a grappler... so I just replied lol, nice and ambiguous in return.

Then received this:

Fair enough.

I replied letting him know I wanted to have sex with the moment when I beat him.

Oh and he had a 13% disconnect.

Sometimes I love this game.

Kirby · 15-01-2011 5:15am

That missed ultra 2 at around 2:15 made me cry.

Dreddybajs · 15-01-2011 7:42am

He's been to casuals a few times, sound guy the times I've met him anyway.

Fergus_ · 15-01-2011 10:38am

Owwmykneecap wrote: »

Snip

I played that guy and he added me and didn't seem to hatemail me

Maybe it's only a matter of time

FoamyMushroom · 15-01-2011 12:23pm

Ill just leave this here.

Ken B · 15-01-2011 1:45pm

I only played for half an hour last night and I received a deluge of hatemail, with perhaps more to come, when they see my replies!

After very cordial recent experiences on SSFIV, it's great to see things get back to normal!!

I was using Guile though, so I thoroughly deserved everything I got/that's coming to me!:o

bush · 15-01-2011 2:27pm

Ken B wrote: »

I only played for half an hour last night and I received a deluge of hatemail, with perhaps more to come, when they see my replies!

After very cordial recent experiences on SSFIV, it's great to see things get back to normal!!

I was using Guile though, so I thoroughly deserved everything I got/that's coming to me!:o

Man, ken you are the king of getting hatemail :pac:

UberPrinny_Baal · 15-01-2011 7:31pm

Owwmykneecap wrote: »

Played a guy by the name of Neurotransmitter tonight, Irish guy, B rank akuma, 2500ish BP

I was decently drunk last night, and thought playing random ranked matches, not taking them too seriously and taunting as much as possible would be hilarious.

It was :pac:

I came across this guy, and it went to the last round/last sliver of health and he won, and then sent me

"I have snatched victory from the jaws of defeat!"

I was just like "Haha, okay"

Maybe he just messages EVERYONE he plays.

Johnick · 01-03-2011 3:03am

I played this guy a while ago, the first 2 rounds were close but I completely bodied him in the 3rd round and he rage quit the minute he got KO'd. Just for ****s and giggles I sent him a "GG" message after, I got this reply

UberPrinny_Baal · 01-03-2011 3:41am

Five, six, wow, he insulted you in seven different ways.

That's pretty salty.

Ken B · 01-03-2011 12:12pm

Johnick wrote: »

I played this guy a while ago, the first 2 rounds were close but I completely bodied him in the 3rd round and he rage quit the minute he got KO'd. Just for ****s and giggles I sent him a "GG" message after, I got this reply

Wow! That's the guy who sent me those two elaborate hatemails, on the weekend. I'll post them up if anyone likes...

In fact, I'll post up every hatemail I have available(with my replies), if you guys want to see em...

Sagat06 · 01-03-2011 12:20pm

Jesus Ken what do you be doing to people?

Ken B · 01-03-2011 12:22pm

I don't know?!?!

That guy actually beat me, kicked me and then sent his bile...

Just a dik, I suppose...

FutureGuy · 01-03-2011 2:41pm

We really need to have a competition where we all act like w@nkers on ranked and see who can get the best hatemail back.

Scavenger XIII · 01-03-2011 2:45pm

FutureGuy wrote: »

act like w@nkers on ranked

...or you could just... y'know, win games. :pac:

Sairus · 01-03-2011 3:03pm

FutureGuy wrote: »

We really need to have a competition where we all act like w@nkers on ranked and see who can get the best hatemail back.

I normally dont condone people deliberatly being dicks, but this could be hillarious.

FutureGuy · 01-03-2011 3:12pm

Sairus wrote: »

I normally dont condone people deliberatly being dicks, but this could be hillarious.

I play like a true gentleman, a Dudley of the SSF4 community so to speak, but even a true gentleman can taunt in the face of inane annoyance.

Jokes aside, there are a few people who I know in ranked that act the idiot when we play, I'll happily lower the tone of the match during our next encounter for the amusement of my peers.

Sagat06 · 01-03-2011 3:26pm

Taunting is underused and underrated!!

J0hnick · 03-03-2011 6:11pm

Ken B wrote: »

Wow! That's the guy who sent me those two elaborate hatemails, on the weekend. I'll post them up if anyone likes...

He gets around apparently

http://www.rage-quitters.com/details.aspx?rq=UbeB0t2iJMo

http://www.rage-quitters.com/details.aspx?rq=qml3tH7enV8

Placebo · 04-03-2011 12:03am

cant believe some one set up that website
i never bother replying. its like being in a chat room fight

FU FAGIT 1323198YU3123!"£!"£!"£!£!?£$^$&^£"$!"£ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnick · 04-03-2011 12:56am

Placebo wrote: »

cant believe some one set up that website

I get a kick out of it, I mean some rage quits are genuine, but others ...

http://www.rage-quitters.com/details.aspx?rq=Wsn0frVIovo

Are downright blatant :P

Ken B · 04-03-2011 7:00pm

Here's a random selection of some of the SF hatemail I've received in the last while, included are some hall of famers such as master semaj and BIOMAT. If anyone would like to know my replies to any of these mails or see some more (there's lots) please ask, and I'll give some background, if I can recall......

Orim · 04-03-2011 7:08pm

I honestly don't know how you do it Ken. I'm off to try Vega for a while.

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