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  • Registered Users Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    Sorry!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Ding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭CINCLANTFLT


    YouTube.com is the most popular video hosting resource and the third most popular website in the world. The success of this project owes to its convenience but the latter is limited when trying to download video from YouTube for free


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    spontaneous combustion cures all known illnesses.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Ned Ryerson!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭CINCLANTFLT


    All prostitutes seem to need doses of penicillin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,559 ✭✭✭B00!


    why fromage when flambeing is so festive


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    The nantuck discombobblelator 500 is missing!.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Snard Bunco!

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    The discombobulater is currently in for servicing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Oh! Noodle toodle.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mad Random things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    spagetti bullets. at. dawn!.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Dawn, Shaun, yawn


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Egg!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Lady ga ga's tits


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    BISCUIT!

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    flarp!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,666 ✭✭✭✭sryanbruen


    I'm sorry I don't speak Japanese


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Stop massaging my geraniums, I have left them out to get a Sun tan.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,666 ✭✭✭✭sryanbruen


    That stripper must've stolen my money


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Hamsters can count cards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,666 ✭✭✭✭sryanbruen


    Some things are forgotten FOR A REASON


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I'm afraid I can't come to your party, I am giving my goldfish a bath.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,666 ✭✭✭✭sryanbruen


    First one to make a joke about Juggs gets a slap in the face


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    sryanbruen wrote: »
    Some things are forgotten FOR A REASON

    Some things are forgotten for a Riesen chomp!

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,666 ✭✭✭✭sryanbruen


    Some things are forgotten for a Riesen chomp!

    M8, I can't speak Japanese, only English, Spanish and Apothicon. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    If I keep swimming the octopus will sing quietly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Does a dogs lips move when he reads ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,666 ✭✭✭✭sryanbruen


    Idk, does a chicken come from an egg?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    It reminds me of a tree, the way it moves.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭Persephone kindness


    we need a random meme and gif thready


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    We.need less of this kind of cats malarkey


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭Persephone kindness


    KITTEN KABOOM

    tumblr_n2taenVhxf1rudcwro3_500.gif

    Kittens are an emotional and physical orgasm for me. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Ewe or naught oh kay


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Gling Glang Gling Glong.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Registered Users Posts: 12 flex_manion


    Smoo the mlank - you know you want to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    BAZOOKA LADY!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,666 ✭✭✭✭sryanbruen


    I like chicken.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Nar som Jupiter and a word missing in Balkan about fried submarines but not kangaroos, borrr jingly jangly jingly jangly Sklump!

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Guess what I'm a submarine cookie from outer space, get that Lawrence! :)

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Snooble Toooob! :):eek::cool::pac::D:confused:

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    It rubs the ketchup on it's skin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,965 ✭✭✭Liamalone


    Yer man with the massive balls did it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,681 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    You can’t take a shower in a parakeet cage.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    (can i just post some random sh1te of mine? ive got loads like...)

    i wish i was a tree
    simple prosperity
    i wish i was a tree
    sequenciality

    02:38 27/11/2018
    Supermarket Incontinence and other probably meaningless songs including Malaise Sandwich

    and did you ever feel like you were looking at a mathematical equation on a page and when you ask others what they think, they argue about the composition of the page its written on.

    02:47 27/04/2018
    a short story

    set in the year 216 (8236 old time)
    the world and ireland included had been broken and transfigured by the multitude of wars that followed the collapse of organised civilisation, which stemed from the enivitable expiry of both natural and the new so called supernatural resources. more on this later.
    what was the island of ireland is now a collection of islands, roughly retaining the original arrangement of land mass however ulster including donegal is now an island all its own, much to the dismay of the donegalese tribesmen. sligo and mayo and a nice part of galway are their own continent and it suits them well. the entire midlands including the previously ancient centre seat of provincial power Midhe is now a new central island of interconnective trade and transpondence. the east is entity mostly to its own bar the sunny south east which has a special relationship with the rest of now isolated island of south folk.
    things were bad for a while, wild bad even but once the dust settled and the nettles started growing again the individual islanders that remained respondent saw that once pesky electricity and troublesome taxes were a thing of the new past, life and trade could flourish. mostly everyone kept to themselves on their own homesteads, trading excess meat for pumkins and stone craft of woven skins, a new neotribal substantiated society began to evolve. gone were the books of faces, the pointless escapades peoples consciousnesses were driven down shoddely cobbled streets like wild bulls drugged and stabbed just so failing mens egos could keep up with the natural expression of a trapped God.
    now things were quiet, the auld broadcast cancer had long since ended and the new fields shone with the shiver of real green not the fake fertiliser facade of forty shades of ****e.
    the earth was rich again from the blood of idiots and idolators, the idea men and women of the past that had all thought it such a great idea to to rush toward disaster in the first place.


    (i havn't edited it)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Poodle McStunkus :).

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Registered Users Posts: 10 Ruth211


    omg noooo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I vote a surprise ban for anyone that uses that horrid c word

    Why ban the word coconut when people say ¢unt more often


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    LaFuton wrote: »
    (can i just post some random sh1te of mine? ive got loads like...)

    i wish i was a tree
    simple prosperity
    i wish i was a tree
    sequenciality

    02:38 27/11/2018
    Supermarket Incontinence and other probably meaningless songs including Malaise Sandwich

    and did you ever feel like you were looking at a mathematical equation on a page and when you ask others what they think, they argue about the composition of the page its written on.

    02:47 27/04/2018
    a short story

    set in the year 216 (8236 old time)
    the world and ireland included had been broken and transfigured by the multitude of wars that followed the collapse of organised civilisation, which stemed from the enivitable expiry of both natural and the new so called supernatural resources. more on this later.
    what was the island of ireland is now a collection of islands, roughly retaining the original arrangement of land mass however ulster including donegal is now an island all its own, much to the dismay of the donegalese tribesmen. sligo and mayo and a nice part of galway are their own continent and it suits them well. the entire midlands including the previously ancient centre seat of provincial power Midhe is now a new central island of interconnective trade and transpondence. the east is entity mostly to its own bar the sunny south east which has a special relationship with the rest of now isolated island of south folk.
    things were bad for a while, wild bad even but once the dust settled and the nettles started growing again the individual islanders that remained respondent saw that once pesky electricity and troublesome taxes were a thing of the new past, life and trade could flourish. mostly everyone kept to themselves on their own homesteads, trading excess meat for pumkins and stone craft of woven skins, a new neotribal substantiated society began to evolve. gone were the books of faces, the pointless escapades peoples consciousnesses were driven down shoddely cobbled streets like wild bulls drugged and stabbed just so failing mens egos could keep up with the natural expression of a trapped God.
    now things were quiet, the auld broadcast cancer had long since ended and the new fields shone with the shiver of real green not the fake fertiliser facade of forty shades of ****e.
    the earth was rich again from the blood of idiots and idolators, the idea men and women of the past that had all thought it such a great idea to to rush toward disaster in the first place.


    (i havn't edited it)

    And your prescription is ready at the institute for the fu©ked up


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