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Rewrite the ending of a famous movie/ TV show

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    #32
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,025 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Jaws: Chief Brody realises he has only one round remaining, and realising he has little chance of hitting the oxygen cylinder tries to shoot himself, but the shark chomps on his left leg, mates with him, and now pregnant with a shark/human hybrid, finishes off Brody. To be continued in Jaws 2: The Hybrid.

    Jurassic Park: The velociraptors, having eaten all the humans (including the cute kids), learn to fly the chopper and...

    ...well, I'm sure you can work out what happens next. Let's just say Jurassic Park: The Lost World and Jurassic Park III are significantly different from the existing versions.

    Quint should have killed Jaws in a bar brawl


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    #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Jaws: Chief Brody realises he has only one round remaining, and realising he has little chance of hitting the oxygen cylinder tries to shoot himself, but the shark chomps on his left leg, mates with him, and now pregnant with a shark/human hybrid, finishes off Brody. To be continued in Jaws 2: The Hybrid.

    Jurassic Park: The velociraptors, having eaten all the humans (including the cute kids), learn to fly the chopper and...

    ...well, I'm sure you can work out what happens next. Let's just say Jurassic Park: The Lost World and Jurassic Park III are significantly different from the existing versions.
    Please write these movies.


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    #34
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    John Wick is seeking revenge for the killing of his dog and the stealing of his car. After murdering 35 Russian goons in a New York nightclub, he finally falls after a well placed shot to the head from goon no. 36.


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    #35
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    BSG
    Nobody comes back from the dead and your man gaius had a brain tunour all along


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    #36
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Star Trek: Enterprise

    Holodeck episode never happened. Instead we get the Earth - Romulan war.

    Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!



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    #37
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Quantum Leap

    Sam Beckett makes it home.

    Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!



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    #38
    I see sheep
    Registered Users Posts: 1,661 ✭✭✭I see sheep


    Friends: They all take acid, have a gangbang and then jump off the balcony


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    #39
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,293 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I know this would make the film a few minutes long, but:

    Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: en route to the Ceti Alpha system, Chekov remembers the planet Ceti Alpha 5, tells Captain Terrell about Khan, and they go to a different planet to see if it's suitable to test the Genesis device.


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    #40
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Sex and the City:

    Carrie goes to meet John 'Big' having re-discovered the whole thing anew.

    But 'big' was gay all along and is discovered hand in hand with his boyfriend.

    Carrie shrugs shoulders and walks on.

    Allow me to rewrite the ending of your rewritten ending...

    Carrie shrugs her shoulders and walks into a bar.

    The barman says “Why the long face?” .


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    #41
    [Deleted User]
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    Clearly they should have sent Woody Allen up the Mekong to kill colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now.


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    #42
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,293 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Life of Brian: Brian is rescued


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    #43
    Collie D
    Registered Users Posts: 11,305 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Immediately regretting the decision to have his brother whacked, Michael drowns himself in the lake saving us all from the massive turd that was The Godfather 3.


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    #44
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,293 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    In Godfather 3, Mary survives the shooting, denounces her father and cousin, and goes into a convent to become a nun


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