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Potentially lethal crotch spiders.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,532 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I don't think I've seen one yet, just the usual spiders in the house in autumn.

    Apart from that woman mentioned they don't seem to bite unprovoked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,548 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    I kinda puts me in my place :(
    I'm one of those people who tells others not to kill spiders as they kill flies etc.
    Now a big size 10 is gonna squish you ya little bastard .!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,569 Mod ✭✭✭✭Brian?


    Great name for a punk band.

    they/them/theirs


    And so on, and so on …. - Slavoj Žižek




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,700 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    The Irish Times is using the term "boffins" now! :pac:

    🙈🙉🙊



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,245 ✭✭✭Gretas Gonna Get Ya!


    Disturbing news in the Irish Times this morning about an invasive species of spider being far more venomous than originally believed. There have been reported cases of these spiders running up the leg of their victim and biting them in the groin/crotch region.

    Boffins now believe the venom has the potential to be fatal, and the numbers of these spiders is growing.

    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/false-widow-spiders-in-ireland-more-venomous-than-first-believed-1.4282568

    Has anyone encountered one of these spiders, or, even worse, been bitten by one of them?

    That article doesn't say conclusively that these spiders are capable or likely to kill anyone. It only suggests that we may see more severe cases as their numbers increase... but the only severe case they mention, is a woman who required several days of hospitalisation. It never mentioned that her life was in danger, just that she felt very unwell after the bite.

    Lots of people can feel unwell after a spider bite. It doesn't mean that the spider in question has a particularly lethal bite. People get hospitalized after stings from wasps and bees... occasionally some people even die from them. But they are not really considered a lethal insect.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    They have been regularly reports of them being found here over the last few years ,safe to say they are not going away


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭Springy Turf


    The Irish Times is using the term "boffins" now! :pac:

    Thankfully it hasn't come to that just yet.

    Also - thanks OP. I hate it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭CrankyHaus


    Funny time of year for the killer-spiders story to be dusted off.
    It's not like they have plenty of real news to cover, we're hardly in silly season.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭-=al=-


    Definitely noticed them a lot more in the last few years than the usual house spiders.

    I probably won’t tuck my trousers into my socks just yet though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,261 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    That article doesn't say conclusively that these spiders are capable or likely to kill anyone. It only suggests that we may see more severe cases as their numbers increase... but the only severe case they mention, is a woman who required several days of hospitalisation. It never mentioned that her life was in danger, just that she felt very unwell after the bite.

    Lots of people can feel unwell after a spider bite. It doesn't mean that the spider in question has a particularly lethal bite. People get hospitalized after stings from wasps and bees... occasionally some people even die from them. But they are not really considered a lethal insect.



    Yes, well in the case of wasps and bees, if you are allergic to the sting, you need to carry an epipen to fight the venom, if you are aware of your vulnerability. My wife had a work colleague who drank straight from a beer bottle at home barbecuing, a wasp got in the bottle without him noticing, he gulped, got stung and died within a very short time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 120 ✭✭wobbie10


    Was refelting our shed roof in Bettystown Co.Meath last weekend and i must have disturbed him /Her.
    You will know when you see 1 of the beauties. They have a huge black arse on them that doesnt look like any spider you have ever seen in Ireland before.

    Im not afraid of spiders but this one was screaming danger stay away!!

    Went through the shed and ended up finding 2 of the ****ers.:mad:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Gatling wrote: »
    They have been regularly reports of them being found here over the last few years ,safe to say they are not going away

    Yep, generally it's an allergic reaction that results in severe cases from what I gather.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,983 ✭✭✭con747




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,245 ✭✭✭Gretas Gonna Get Ya!


    Kaybaykwah wrote: »
    Yes, well in the case of wasps and bees, if you are allergic to the sting, you need to carry an epipen to fight the venom, if you are aware of your vulnerability. My wife had a work colleague who drank straight from a beer bottle at home barbecuing, a wasp got in the bottle without him noticing, he gulped, got stung and died within a very short time.

    An allergy to bee stings still doesn't make them a lethal species... you could have an allergy to nuts too, but nuts are not classified as a poisonous food.

    The only thing this article points out, is that the false widow spider has stronger venom than previously thought... (how strong?) and that the venom has more similarities to the true black widow than previously thought. (similar but not the same)

    There is still no actual evidence that this spider has venom potent enough to kill a person... Just make them feel unwell and maybe spend a few days in hospital in a severe case.

    The article is misleading, and deliberately scaremongering!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Brian? wrote: »
    Great name for a punk band.

    About three years ago, I was staying in Dublin for a gig which was cancelled at the last minute. Instead I ended up in Fibber Magees watching an Isle of Man punk band called Crotch Lice. :D No spiders, though...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,729 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Had one of these in my garage for best part of three years. Definitely have a long lifespan. Left her alone as she seemed to eat the other spiders and flies. Was bigger than a two euro coin. Never bothered me. Definitely more afraid of me than I was of it. My partner however was a different story.

    Rule was simple. Stay in the garage you live. Tried to get in the house, you die.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,245 ✭✭✭Gretas Gonna Get Ya!



    Here is the key quote from the video above:

    "The bite of this spider is medically significant. As in, if you were to get bitten, you will possibly feel pain. You might even get an infection and have to visit the hospital..."

    So again, no mention of this spider having the potential to kill people... scaremongering nonsense from the rag newspapers!

    I'd be more worried about picking up the wrong mushrooms in your back garden, than getting killed by this little guy! :P


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    So again, no mention of this spider having the potential to kill people... scaremongering nonsense from the rag newspapers!

    Suppose it can kill you if you have an allergy. But so can wasps and peanuts. So hardly news worthy really.

    Comically enough the Indo interviewed Collie Ennis only last year on the same subject saying essentially that it is all scaremongering and the spider is only a threat to other spiders really.

    As did the Irish Times itself only a couple years before that.

    It reminds me a bit like the Daily Mail always reporting how the same things will and then will not and then will again give you cancer. It's a cycle for clicks and not often based on anything real.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭GinSoaked


    Just wait till these spiders get near a 5G mast it will be a giant arachnid attack pandemic.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    This explains why tracksuit wearers often have the tracksuit legs tucked into their (white) socks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,729 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    GinSoaked wrote: »
    Just wait till these spiders get near a 5G mast it will be a giant arachnid attack pandemic.

    Yep, with a 5G mast they can really take over the Web.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Snapped one the other day

    ColorlessGlossyDevilfish-small.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,107 ✭✭✭✭loyatemu


    Has anyone encountered one of these spiders, or, even worse, been bitten by one of them?

    we have loads of them around the garden and on the house, but they don't seem that keen on coming inside. I am wary of picking up objects in the shed if there's a possibility there might be one lurking under a rim or in a corner.


  • Posts: 5,917 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Reminds me of the skit Billy Connolly did as an excuse when being caught having a hand shandy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,688 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Found one of those spiders in the bath, killed it

    They may make long, string-like bits of strong web. I found those too, from the bathroom window.

    Saw a peculiar black on in the kitchen and regretfully killed it too: I don't like to Kill any creature but, cannot take the risk with safety or ecosystem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,282 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Can anyone describe it without pictures? Not a feckin hope I'm opening those articles, they'll be full of pictures (and yes, I will report anyone who responds with a picture, however I'm currently on a VPN which seems to block images, so should be ok...)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Silly season in the media,

    However as a precaution it's best to rub a handful of strawberry jam into the pubes. It won't kill them but it'll rot their teeth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,011 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    They'll catch something a lot worse if they bite me in the bollocks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭Andrewf20


    Yup, seen a few of them over the last year or 2 outside the house.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39 Wii776


    I put on my trousers one morning, having left them on the floor overnight, and one of them was in the leg. It shot out as I put my foot through...

    There is one living in my boiler cupboard right now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    There have been reported cases of these spiders running up the leg of their victim and biting them in the groin/crotch region.

    Billy Connolly uses that as an excuse for masturbation


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Can anyone describe it without pictures? Not a feckin hope I'm opening those articles, they'll be full of pictures (and yes, I will report anyone who responds with a picture, however I'm currently on a VPN which seems to block images, so should be ok...)

    They have a big shiny arse (not the correct word). Our native spiders are more hairy and thier arses are more in proportion to the head bit. They really are distinctive.

    My house and garden are riddled with them. Indeed we have both types of invasive flat worms too.


  • Registered Users Posts: 197 ✭✭Mr Meanor


    Fratello wrote: »
    My house and garden are riddled with them. Indeed we have both types of invasive flat worms too.

    "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    fryup wrote: »
    Billy Connolly uses that as an excuse for masturbation

    What excuse do you use?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,280 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Genie in a bottle : Purple Mountain, you have one wish.
    What's it gonna be? Money? Fame? Invincible powers?

    Purple Mountain : Ummm, can I be a crotch spider for day?

    :D

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,078 ✭✭✭trashcan


    Brian? wrote: »
    Great name for a punk band.

    Crotch Spiders from Mars.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,358 ✭✭✭ceadaoin.


    An allergy to bee stings still doesn't make them a lethal species... you could have an allergy to nuts too, but nuts are not classified as a poisonous food.

    The only thing this article points out, is that the false widow spider has stronger venom than previously thought... (how strong?) and that the venom has more similarities to the true black widow than previously thought. (similar but not the same)

    There is still no actual evidence that this spider has venom potent enough to kill a person... Just make them feel unwell and maybe spend a few days in hospital in a severe case.

    The article is misleading, and deliberately scaremongering!

    Its not news these days if it doesn't leave you terrified. It was all over the news here a while ago about "murder hornets". Before that it was the killer bees. Meanwhile the town is full of scorpions and actual black widows but those must be too boring to make the news


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,862 ✭✭✭un5byh7sqpd2x0


    I believe they’re only lethal to riff raff and travellers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    Disturbing news in the Irish Times this morning about an invasive species of spider being far more venomous than originally believed. There have been reported cases of these spiders running up the leg of their victim and biting them in the groin/crotch region.

    Boffins now believe the venom has the potential to be fatal, and the numbers of these spiders is growing.

    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/false-widow-spiders-in-ireland-more-venomous-than-first-believed-1.4282568

    Has anyone encountered one of these spiders, or, even worse, been bitten by one of them?

    One had a go at me but, luckily for me, the barking spiders of Laois/Offaly are VERY territorial and the false emissary met his maker in the cloud-threaded sky. Right between the eyes, took out his olfactory senses I believe.

    On that basis Johnny, you'll be like the sick people in World War Z to that shower.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    Had one of these in my garage for best part of three years. Definitely have a long lifespan. Left her alone as she seemed to eat the other spiders and flies. Was bigger than a two euro coin. Never bothered me. Definitely more afraid of me than I was of it. My partner however was a different story.

    Rule was simple. Stay in the garage you live. Tried to get in the house, you die.

    My neighbour has 2 in the garage and, to keep herself happy, he has put little cat bells on them and also enabled chipping on the cat flap in order to deter them. Which is fair enough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    Fratello wrote: »
    They have a big shiny arse (not the correct word). Our native spiders are more hairy and thier arses are more in proportion to the head bit. They really are distinctive.

    My house and garden are riddled with them. Indeed we have both types of invasive flat worms too.


    I hope, as Dr Luke advises, you're using multiple layers of cloth for your arsemask should you ever deign to sit your arse down on that lawn. Sweet Jesus. Clasp that 50 pence for all you're worth man.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Ah, I'm very much a live and let live guy, and will handle normal spiders out the back from inside the house.

    I saw one of these in Dublin around 2010 in an apartment complex, didn't quite believe what I was seeing. I stepped over it, but I would kill them all now. Invasive species that has a nasty bite can fcuk right off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 461 ✭✭HerrKapitan


    They are here! The usual large garden spider that is. It's season has begun. Found a large molted exoskeleton from one in the kitchen. A larger version is now running around somewhere.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,729 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Those lads are grand. Keep your house fly free. Although a smaller one got eaten by my venus fly trap. Which I had no idea they ate spiders.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,700 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    Well if a boffin said it it must be true.

    🙈🙉🙊



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