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Video call. Corona.

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  • 10-03-2020 6:46pm
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    from_atozinc
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭


    I was on a video call earlier with a foreign lad - about 10 minutes in, he did a big sneeze, he didn’t put his hand up to his mouth etc.

    How am I fixed for the Corona virus?


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    Wheety
    Registered Users Posts: 5,510 ✭✭✭Wheety


    You should self isolate, just in case. This includes staying off Boards for a long time.


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    TuringBot47
    Registered Users Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    from_atozinc wrote: »
    I was on a video call earlier with a foreign lad - about 10 minutes in, he did a big sneeze

    Are you sure it was a sneeze that sprayed on the screen?


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    from_atozinc
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭from_atozinc


    Wheety wrote: »
    You should self isolate, just in case. This includes staying off Boards for a long time.


    Ah no. Can’t stay off boards. What about if the foreign lad calls me agin on video and he really wants to talk?


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    [Deleted User]
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    from_atozinc wrote: »
    Ah no. Can’t stay off boards. What about if the foreign lad calls me agin on video and he really wants to talk?

    Tell him it's a matter you want to trivialise in AH while the number of cases steadily increases.


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    from_atozinc
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭from_atozinc


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Tell him it's a matter you want to trivialise in AH while the number of cases steadily increases.


    That’s what’s AH is about. Lighten up a bit. It’s not the health forum.

    Let’s all get anxious and upset about it. That’ll work.


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    hynesie08
    Registered Users Posts: 9,703 ✭✭✭hynesie08


    You're computer has the corona virus, that's for sure.... Clean it with a magnet to fix it.....


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    from_atozinc
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭from_atozinc


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Tell him it's a matter you want to trivialise in AH while the number of cases steadily increases.


    That’s the spirit.


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    TuringBot47
    Registered Users Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    from_atozinc wrote: »
    What about if the foreign lad calls me agin on video and he really wants to talk?

    Tell him you're married.


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    from_atozinc
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭from_atozinc


    TuringBot47 wrote: »
    Tell him you're married.


    Good call.


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    FluffPiece
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Tell him it's a matter you want to trivialise in AH while the number of cases steadily increases.

    They say laughter is the best medicine


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    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,453 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Rubbing alcohol on the camera lens.


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    Rufeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 503 ✭✭✭Rufeo


    Well have we found out if the OP was jizzed on or the person on the other end has covid19


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    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    If they were using a Toshiba you need to buy cakes for your neighbours and send a couple up to me cause I read this, address to follow

    21/25



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    from_atozinc
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭from_atozinc


    Rufeo wrote: »
    Well have we found out if the OP was jizzed on or the person on the other end has covid19


    Hard to know.


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    from_atozinc
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭from_atozinc


    uch wrote: »
    If they were using a Toshiba you need to buy cakes for your neighbours and send a couple up to me cause I read this, address to follow


    Well never a truer word said.


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    stoneill
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    Co-vid 19, oh I swear, at this moment you mean everything.


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    [Deleted User]
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    from_atozinc wrote: »
    How am I fixed for the Corona virus?

    Screwed. You likely now have the PLC-3BO-1 strain. It's the worst kind - and resides during the incubation period almost entirely in your head.


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    Keyzer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Keyzer


    Please....

    For the love of all that is holy...

    Tell me this is a joke...


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