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Robert Paulson

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  • 19-03-2019 4:55am
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    Joe Don Dante
    Registered Users Posts: 678 ✭✭✭


    When you stick on Fight Club to watch with your hot girlfriend (must be brunette or it doesn't work as good) and you watch the movie and get kinky with her in the Robert Paulson scene, After the film you do the nasty and halfway through you completely go limp, totally dead, you hold your breath for as long as you can until that bitch thinks you're dead. Then and only then will she start to chant...

    "His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson."

    Then you finish inside her like never before and you realise that there is no girlfriend and she is actually your hand.

    FIGHT CLUBBED


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    TheValeyard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,222 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    FFS OP,


    What's the first rule of Fight Club?


    It's like you dont care anymore.

    Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!



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    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,175 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    So you're tossing one out while visualising Meat Loaf with tits? Am I doing this correctly?


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    Mint Sauce
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    Yes, because watching Fight Club with my girl, always gets me in the mood.


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    Joe Don Dante
    Registered Users Posts: 678 ✭✭✭Joe Don Dante


    "His name is Robert Paulson"


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    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    Yes, because watching Fight Club with my girl, always gets me in the mood.

    I was watching one of the Saw films with a girl on time. Right in the middle of some horrific scene she decides to give me a blowjob.:eek:

    First they came for the socialists...



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    Joe Don Dante
    Registered Users Posts: 678 ✭✭✭Joe Don Dante


    RIP Meatloaf



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    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 8,926 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/109717418#Comment_109717418

    I would do anything for love. But I won't do that.



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    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Tyler's not here, Tyler went away... Tyler's gone



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    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 8,926 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/109717471#Comment_109717471

    After the second date with my now wife, I invited her back to my place to watch a DVD. Stuck on Requiem For A Dream, which was my favourite movie back then - so much so I'd bought the US edition as it wasn't out on DVD here at the time. A cinematic treat for both of us!

    Got lost in watching it, and kind of forgot about her. During the ending, where Marlon Wayans is jailed, doing hard labour and racially abused, Jared Lito has had his infected arm amputated, Ellen Burstyn's brain is destroyed by amphetamines and getting electro shock treatment and Jennifer Connelly is being ass-to-assed in front of a baying mob for heroin, I glanced over at her. A frozen look of horror on her face, with tears silently streaming down it.

    I learned a valuable lesson that night: Romcoms exist for a reason.



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    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,030 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    And she still fuckin' married you 👍️

    Life ain't always empty.



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    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,030 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Back on topic...


    Bob has bitch tits.

    Life ain't always empty.



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