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Vodka uses

  • 18-01-2015 9:29pm
    #1
    GMCED
    Registered Users Posts: 26 ✭


    So I'm having a few friends over at the weekend, and have a big bottle of vodka that needs using...was gna make some vodka jelly shots..anyone any other fun ideas? But not a punch???


Comments

  • #2
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    I drink it usually


  • #3
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,796 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    That's the spirit.


  • #4
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Fire bombs


  • #5
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    GMCED wrote: »
    So I'm having a few friends over at the weekend, and have a big bottle of vodka that needs using...was gna make some vodka jelly shots..anyone any other fun ideas? But not a punch???

    Have you any paint that needs removing?


  • #6
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Mythbusters covered a few different uses in one of the episodes. I seem to remember it makes a serviceable foot odour remover.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • #7
    reprise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭reprise


    Vodka Melon

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL8aEmVDRTk


  • #8
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,191 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    vodka gummy bears


  • #9
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Cocktails galore!


  • #10
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Shove the bottle up your hole when you're feeling frisky.


  • #11
    Tazio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 698 ✭✭✭Tazio


    cleaning reel to reel tape recorder heads....


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  • #12
    Sunny Dayz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,440 ✭✭✭Sunny Dayz


    Check Donal Skehan's website for vodka penne pasta recipe.
    Also there's a recipe on the cooking section of boards for dishwasher vodka.


  • #13
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    За здоровье!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nuyCtvNF0w


  • #14
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,822 ✭✭✭stimpson


    1. Empty packet of skittles into bottle
    2. Shake once a day
    3. ????
    4. Profit


  • #15
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    stimpson wrote: »
    1. Empty packet of skittles into bottle
    2. Shake once a day
    3. ????
    4. Profit

    Instructions not clear. Got bottle stuck in my bum. Feels good man.


  • #16
    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    reprise wrote: »
    Vodka Melon

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL8aEmVDRTk

    *HEAVY BREATHING


  • #17
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Have a hipster party and get everybody to bring over their cassette decks and you can use the vodka and ear cleaners to clean the tape heads.


  • #18
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,191 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Hope you at least gave that bottle some pizza and a cuddle.


  • #19
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Fill the bath and chuck in a lit match


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I like to mix it with cayenne pepper, makes a good ol' pepper spray


    ( may or may not be true..)


  • #21
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    I'd attempt a vodka pun here, but it'd be an Absolut joke.


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  • #22
    Frito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 769 ✭✭✭Frito


    Banjo String wrote: »
    I'd attempt a vodka pun here, but it'd be an Absolut joke.

    So terrible it's Wkd.


  • #23
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Naggin of Glens...be grand


  • #24
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,580 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Snort it, very 90's English the thing. Like chlamydia.


  • #25
    Violafy
    Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Violafy


    Skittles vodka, or this...

    http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Chocolate-Vodka

    You should do it as shots... It tastes like a chocolate milkshake but is secretly strong enough to destroy everyone if you so wish :P


  • #26
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Frito wrote: »
    So terrible it's Wkd.

    Ah don't be so hard on me, it wasn't 2 bud.


  • #27
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    It's great for numbing the pain from dealing with simpletons


  • #28
    Conall Cernach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,952 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Instructions not clear. Got bottle stuck in my bum. Feels good man.
    A vodka suppository would probably get you really drunk without all the puking business.


  • #29
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    Fill the bath and chuck in a lit match

    There is easier ways to put out a flame.



    Get a water melon. Cut a small hole in the top and bore out a it of the centre.
    Put the bottle of vodka in to it upside down. Make sure it's a tight fit. Leave it in the fridge for a day or two. When the vodka is gone, put the watermelon in the freezer.
    Cut and serve.


  • #30
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    Molotov cocktail.


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  • #31
    cruais
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    Some lads used to do a shot of vodka straight into the eyeball...

    Mad so they were


  • #32
    fizzypish
    Registered Users Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    cruais wrote: »
    Some lads used to do a shot of vodka straight into the eyeball...

    Mad so they were

    Seen a mate do a tequila slammer in such a fashion. Snort the salt. Lemon in the left eye, tequila in the right.

    He wears glasses now.


  • #33
    arayess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    mxing it with monster energy gives a decent kick

    a hefty dose of both softens the blow of not having cocaine.


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