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  • 27-06-2000 8:30pm
    #1
    Sir Random
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 771 ✭✭✭


    Ok,

    Hi, my name is Daniel.
    I have not (as yet/as far as I know) been assimilated.
    Theses are the cats that I love & care for...
    intheloo.jpg

    I started a new topic because of the obscure/ambiguous replies to my initial introductory post.
    If It offended certain people, then I apologise...
    hehehe...


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  • #2
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    Never apologise, and never explain. Cute cats.


  • #3
    ThunderingMike
    Closed Accounts Posts: 599 ✭✭✭ThunderingMike


    My cat jumped of the roof last night. When I went to scrape his body off the ground , there was nothing there. Now I hear a strange voice all the time whispering : 'meeeeoooowww....meeeeeoooowwww you let me fall , now you will never sleep aaaagggggggaaaiiiinnnn. BUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH'.I think it is just the pipes but I am going to check them out tomorrow after I finish following this trail of destruction which has appeared since the cat fell. Poor little fella frown.gif
    So the pope puts down the Badger and leans over to me and says , 'At TFC my son , I 0wnz j00'. Before I could speak in walks Dustin Hoffman in a giant Silk Worm costume and just then...it started to get weird...


  • #4
    Sir Random
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Sir Random


    Thanx Castor,

    I love my cats...


  • #5
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    WTF are ya on abut child


  • #6
    Sir Random
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Sir Random


    Lump,

    Are you talking to me?


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  • #7
    Pretence
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    What are the cats called??


  • #8
    BossArky
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,543 Mod ✭✭✭✭BossArky


    I'd say that the one on the table is called Ralf.


  • #9
    PhilipMarlowe
    Subscribers Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭PhilipMarlowe


    Originally posted by BossArky:
    I'd say that the one on the table is called Ralf.

    .....table?

    You ain't never been in a bathroom, have you son...



    www.licksy.net
    info@licksy.net


  • #10
    Pretence
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif heh heh


  • #11
    Sir Random
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Sir Random


    hehehe,

    The one on the floor is called "thatsit" (female)
    & the one on the "table"? is "oimouttahere" (male)

    Anyone got any pets? (non-virtual)


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  • #12
    GreenHell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭GreenHell


    Cats mmmmm. You there was a chipper in Bandon
    busted for using cats in there burgers.



  • #13
    Pretence
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    How did they find out, was the meat content too high? wink.gif


  • #14
    GreenHell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭GreenHell


    I think they were napped when people started reporting missing cats.


  • #15
    bubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭bubbles


    Cute toilet


  • #16
    Dave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    as a matter of fact i have 2 cats aswell


  • #17
    Hobbes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    My cats breath smells like cat food.


  • #18
    spod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 332 ✭✭spod


    woof


  • #19
    Manach
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,735 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    I like cats too, lets swap recipes. Seriously, I have one cat, who is twisted, mercyless and utterly psycotic, the feline equivalent of a TFC player. smile.gif
    "Lord, let me be pure and chaste, just not yet."
    St Augustine of Hippo



  • #20
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    Your usually assimilated by the second or third post. Post 31 times to become a lieutenant.

    Post here regulary and keep away spam and youll always be welcome here

    [This message has been edited by Monty - the one and only (edited 28-06-2000).]


  • #21
    Illkillya
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭Illkillya


    Greenhell - the green chipper uses cats still.


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  • #22
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    /me 's cat smeels fullstop.


    John


  • #23
    Sir Random
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Sir Random


    Monty,

    these people are discussing the eating of cats (albeit dead & processed)

    *jeez* what the phuck do they put in spam?


  • #24
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    *well seeing as no one else has taken this view yis can leave it up to me, to take it*

    i ownz! many pussies, all of varying colours, shapes and sizes. BUT!!!! i like every1 of them in there own nice and special way........

    mind u their all dogs?????????????


    Wyv


  • #25
    GreenHell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭GreenHell


    /me keeps away the temptation to take the ****.


  • #26
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    my cat has liver cancer and will soon be dead frown.gif
    mind you, ive had her for 17 years, so i suppose it had to happen eventually.
    doesnt make me feel better though....


  • #27
    BossArky
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,543 Mod ✭✭✭✭BossArky


    Least you'll get a free dinner out of it WWW.


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