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crazy notices thatyou have personally come across

  • 24-02-2018 11:52pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭


    I once had a packet of KP Peanuts that had the warning on it :

    Caution: may contain nuts

    jayus i hope so but what the hell is this may contain business?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 398 ✭✭DanMurphy


    Notice in car-boot sale hanging on a bag of used clubs:
    "Used in the last Rideher Cup"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,627 ✭✭✭tedpan


    Rubecula wrote:
    I once had a packet of KP Peanuts that had the warning on it :

    Rubecula wrote:
    Caution: may contain nuts


    This is the same for most nut products. Tesco put it on everything including their cashew nuts :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    also microwave meals have warnings on them saying. Open other way up


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Every cup of coffee I sell at my job: Contents are hot!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,670 ✭✭✭✭Peregrinus


    Once bought a pair of shoes that was packaged in a box which was ornamented with an antiquey-looking print of an old marine chart of, as it happened, part of the coast of Maine. On the bottom of the box was printed a warning that the chart was not accurate or up-to-date, and the box was not suitable for use as a navigational aid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,670 ✭✭✭✭Peregrinus


    And then, of course, there's the famous label from the Sainsbury's British Chicken Triple sandwich, which ran something like this:
    British chicken and sweetcorn with mayonnaise on malted bread.
    British chicken and with sage and onion stuffing and mayonnaise on white bread.
    British chicken and mayonnaise on malted bread.

    Made in Britain using British pork.

    (The stuffing, it turns out, contains not only sage and onions, but also pork.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭Doctors room ghost


    Peregrinus wrote: »
    And then, of course, there's the famous label from the Sainsbury's British Chicken Triple sandwich, which ran something like this:
    British chicken and sweetcorn with mayonnaise on malted bread.
    British chicken and with sage and onion stuffing and mayonnaise on white bread.
    British chicken and mayonnaise on malted bread.

    Made in Britain using British pork.

    (The stuffing, it turns out, contains not only sage and onions, but also pork.)


    An interesting thing I found out lately is that the oven ready chicken you buy in the shops in the plastic tray with clingfilm on are injected with pork fat and pork juice in the abattoir to flavor the chicken.its no wonder people are getting sick every day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,666 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    "stand closer , its not as long as you think it is"

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,651 ✭✭✭tomofson


    Apparently some guns the US army are given have instructions on them saying "aim at the enemy".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,587 ✭✭✭DunnoKidz


    ef4d2244d732872e49a1238cc2119bdb.jpg

    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Very old one from a market stall..

    WILL CUSTOMERS PLEASE NOT LEAN AGAINST THE BACON SLICER? WE ARE GETTING A LITTLE BEHIND WITH OUR ORDERS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Graces7 wrote: »
    Very old one from a market stall..

    WILL CUSTOMERS PLEASE NOT LEAN AGAINST THE BACON SLICER? WE ARE GETTING A LITTLE BEHIND WITH OUR ORDERS

    so funny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Rubecula wrote: »
    so funny

    Good Lancashire humour! Song of my childhood,,,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    " Do not cross this field unless you can do it NINE SECONDS. because the bull can do it in TENi"

    The first time i saw this I had to stop the car for laughing.. Seen it several times now..:D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Graces7 wrote: »
    " Do not cross this field unless you can do it NINE SECONDS. because the bull can do it in TENi"

    The first time i saw this I had to stop the car for laughing.. Seen it several times now..:D

    That some good advice


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