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Sneaking rights

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  • 21-11-2019 7:17pm
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    beejee
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    I sneak into your kitchen, say, without you knowing. You subsequently find me hiding under the table.

    I think I should have the right to hang around for a few years. By all means, the gardai should be called and we can have a few nice chats, but I'm staying in your kitchen, maybe even indefinitely.

    I reckon these sneaking rights should be rolled out across the country.

    It's only fair, right and sensible, dontcha think?


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    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


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    Ten of Swords
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,414 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    I wonder if a certain news article concerning a boat prompted this thread?

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    Sorry about that
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    beejee wrote: »
    I sneak into your kitchen, say, without you knowing. You subsequently find me hiding under the table.

    I think I should have the right to hang around for a few years. By all means, the gardai should be called and we can have a few nice chats, but I'm staying in your kitchen, maybe even indefinitely.

    I reckon these sneaking rights should be rolled out across the country.

    It's only fair, right and sensible, dontcha think?

    You're Pat Kenny aren't you? And no. And get off my lawn.


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    Bobblehats
    Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Don’t wear them much myself. I like wimmin to know I’m coming


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    Agent Coulson
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    beejee wrote: »
    I sneak into your kitchen, say, without you knowing. You subsequently find me hiding under the table.

    I think I should have the right to hang around for a few years. By all means, the gardai should be called and we can have a few nice chats, but I'm staying in your kitchen, maybe even indefinitely.

    I reckon these sneaking rights should be rolled out across the country.

    It's only fair, right and sensible, dontcha think?

    I think beating you to death with my hurl should be allowed if I find you have sneaked into my kitchen.


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    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users Posts: 23,695 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    beejee wrote: »
    It's only fair, right and sensible, dontcha think?


    Fair to whom?

    And there doesn’t seem to be anything right or sensible about it either. Is this an analogy for something else?

    It would only be fair if I had the right to use your body for a draught excluder, make yourself useful at least!


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    Leg End Reject
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    You'll have to move from under the table, I'm about to mop the floor.
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    >>> Staying Alive <<<



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    EmmetSpiceland
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    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    You'll have to move from under the table, I'm about to mop the floor.

    Yeah, I wouldn’t like him under the table but I guess I could lock him in a shack out back. Throw him a few greasy chicken nuggets.

    Could lock a few others in there with him. Maybe make a few quid out of that.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,241 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    '...and he was wearing sneakers, for sneaking!'


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    Thinly veiled immigrant thread? Have we not had enough?


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    1o059k7ewrqj3n
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    Well lads don't mind me just gonna sneak in here.....lay some eggs.....sure you know yourself.

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    Bobblehats
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    On the subject though. Is it scarier to hear footsteps prior to absolutely nothing or nothing prior to something?


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    Gremlinertia
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    Bobblehats wrote: »
    On the subject though. Is it scarier to hear footsteps prior to absolutely nothing or nothing prior to something?

    That deserves its own thread I think


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    Bobblehats
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    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    That deserves its own thread I think

    Jumped out of my skin the odd occasion myself when I realised someone was right up on my shoulder.

    For nothing! Sneakers be sneaky yo


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    Auguste Comte
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    Nothing Tiny, my Rottie would like better than to come in from a good walk and find a new interactive chew toy in his favourite spot.


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    nthclare
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    This the lefties agenda again, looking for downright anarchy.

    They think they can do whatever they like, walk all over us, tell us what we can or can't say.

    Telling us that there's 47 genders, now they expect to be able to break into our home's without any consequences because it's their wights...

    Lefty scum


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    Bobblehats
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    I should say poor thing! Why you taking refuge there


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    Richard Hillman
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    Where are you going to poo? I don't mind having a chat whilst i make my breakfast but I don't want to have to smell you too


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    Ten of Swords
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    Bobblehats wrote: »
    On the subject though. Is it scarier to hear footsteps prior to absolutely nothing or nothing prior to something?

    Footsteps getting louder then nothing at all, no contest :eek:

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    Yester
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    Thank you. Now I'm listening to Banks : Under the table.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-IscvfT5Mk


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    TheValeyard
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    Ten of Swords wrote: »
    Footsteps getting louder then nothing at all, no contest :eek:

    Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
    Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
    “Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
    Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
    Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
    ’Tis the wind and nothing more!”

    Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!



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    Bobblehats
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    Ten of Swords wrote: »
    Footsteps getting louder then nothing at all, no contest :eek:

    But it could just be dirty hobnail boots after a long hard day. Or it could be a pair of killer stilletoes! One thing for sure it’s somebody, always somebody


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    AulWan
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    You're one of those bloody elfs that invade this time of year and keep moving around, aren't ya?

    Get back in your box.


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    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,561 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    nthclare wrote: »
    This the lefties agenda again, looking for downright anarchy.

    They think they can do whatever they like, walk all over us, tell us what we can or can't say.

    Telling us that there's 47 genders, now they expect to be able to break into our home's without any consequences because it's their wights...

    Lefty scum

    Settle down there, chief, it’s only Wednesday.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    IAMAMORON
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    Very very random.

    But you are welcome for sure.


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    beejee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Very very random.

    But you are welcome for sure.

    I'll be wearing your slippers anytime I like. Anytime. And, brother, that's just the beginning


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    #28
    beejee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eBZqmL8ehg


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    ILoveYourVibes
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    Well after i find you ..where is the surprise?

    I already know you are there.

    The trick is to never let them surprise you and always surprise them.

    I sneak under the table ...then leave ..never to be seen again.


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    Johnny Sausage
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    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    Well after i find you ..where is the surprise?

    I already know you are there.

    The trick is to never let them surprise you and always surprise them.

    I sneak under the table ...then leave ..never to be seen again.

    They wouldnt hang around in your house long anyway

    Youd have their head cabbaged


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    ILoveYourVibes
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    Johnny Sausage wrote: »
    They wouldnt hang around in your house long anyway

    Youd have their head cabbaged


    Ha ..they wouldn't make it to my house. No one surprises me!

    And yes i would mind warp them.


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