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Walks Into a Bar

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  • 28-10-2019 10:31pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,259 ✭✭✭


    A naked blonde walks into a bar, carrying a Poodle under one arm and a 6 foot Salami under the other.

    The bartender says, 'So, I don't suppose you'd be needing a drink?'

    The blonde says "I definitely do, after what just happened to me."

    The bartender says "I'm so sorry. What happened?"

    The blonde says, "Well, my boyfriend and I were just about to make love, when out of nowhere the crazy bastard says

    'I'm gonna pound my favourite bitch with my giant sausage'.

    So I grabbed them both and got the hell out of there!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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