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Man Dies in Condom Machine Explosion

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  • #2
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    He didn't expect to get fcuked in that manner I'd assume.


  • #3
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    least he went out with a bang...


  • #4
    Corpus Twisty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭Corpus Twisty


    Police said it was initially thought he'd been hit by a rubbers bullet.


  • #5
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Even after death the poor bloke is being ribbed on.


  • #6
    Paranoid Mandroid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 457 ✭✭Paranoid Mandroid


    Rubberbandits. Hardy har


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  • #7
    agent graves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 354 ✭✭agent graves


    He obviously didnt wear protection


  • #8
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Was there time for Lube ?


  • #9
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,187 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Poor guy was only trying to get some protection.


    Oh the ironing...


  • #10
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    The Sperm Strikes Back


  • #11
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,887 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Poor guy got rubb(er)ed out...


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  • #12
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHLBgEYEc2E


  • #13
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    The only bang he was getting that night...


  • #14
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,403 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    You would of hoped the explosion would have been contained.


  • #15
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Live by the... eh.. eh.


  • #16
    RobertKK
    Registered Users Posts: 33,752 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    We can only presume he died happy.


  • #17
    screamer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,172 ✭✭✭screamer


    So much for Johnnys got you covered, I guess johnny was on a day off.


  • #18
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,403 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Blew it up
    He really was a man with a rocket in his pocket


  • #19
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    So the poor fecker really was dying for the ride.


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Never been more apt.. 30 seconds in.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VamgprCpEGw


  • #21
    The Randy Riverbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭The Randy Riverbeast


    You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.


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  • #22
    BenedrylPete
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 178 ✭✭BenedrylPete


    Its a hard cock death for him.
    Its a hard cock death for him.

    stead of treated.
    he got tricked.

    stead of kisses.
    he got a lump of metal in the face.


  • #23
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭cml387


    So much for safe sex. Maybe the vatican is right after all:eek:


  • #24
    Canterelle
    Registered Users Posts: 176 ✭✭Canterelle


    Poor fvcker


  • #25
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    WTF is up with Germans blowing **** up for the laugh (no this isn't a stupid WWII joke) ??? Some fella going around Leipzig as well fairly regularly blowing up public transport ticket machines.

    I mean it's ****ing funny, but why?


  • #26
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,477 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    He was presumably after the money inside. Should have worn protection though.


  • #27
    GFT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭GFT


    Prof dat God iz gud. Xo


  • #28
    rodneyTrotter.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 315 ✭✭rodneyTrotter.


    You'd think his MATES would have protected him...


  • #29
    Noodles81
    Registered Users Posts: 296 ✭✭Noodles81


    Condom retribution at its finest. Maybe he'll reincarnate as a sperm whale...


  • #30
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    Well that was misfortunate (excuse the pun)


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  • #31
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,102 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Herb Powell wrote: »
    WTF is up with Germans blowing **** up for the laugh (no this isn't a stupid WWII joke) ??? Some fella going around Leipzig as well fairly regularly blowing up public transport ticket machines.

    I mean it's ****ing funny, but why?

    I dont think they were doing it for a laugh!

    I think they wanted the money and condoms.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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