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Who would u like to wake up next to ?

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  • 08-09-2020 7:02pm
    #1
    Zarco
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    Would it be your wife/Sno

    Would you rather something different?


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    Tinytemper
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    Is your mother available or is she busy on the street corner again tonight?


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    magick
    Registered Users Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    Grace Park


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    begbysback
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    Zarco wrote: »
    Would it be your wife/Sno

    Would you rather something different?

    Something different, what like a rock or a strawberry or something?


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    unhappys10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭unhappys10


    Tinytemper wrote: »
    Is your mother available or is she busy on the street corner again tonight?

    Are you 5? Next you'll be telling us your dik is like a rainbow because the OP's mother wears so many shades of lipstick.

    Or you'll be telling OP to tell his mother to give you back your underpants because they won't fit your father.

    Or maybe you'll be telling us OP's mother is so fat you burnt your arse off the light bulb last night.


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    Man with broke phone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭Man with broke phone


    Fresh cup of tea.


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    Tinytemper
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    unhappys10 wrote: »
    Are you 5? Next you'll be telling us your dik is like a rainbow because the OP's mother wears so many shades of lipstick.

    Or you'll be telling OP to tell his mother to give you back your underpants because they won't fit your father.

    Or maybe you'll be telling us OP's mother is so fat you burnt your arse off the light bulb last night.

    I had your mother last week.


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    Sam Hain
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    Zarco wrote: »
    Would it be your wife/Sno

    Would you rather something different?

    Definitely your wife.


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    Tinytemper
    Registered Users Posts: 51 ✭✭Tinytemper


    Sam Hain wrote: »
    Definitely your wife.

    You want to wake up next to his cousin?


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    unhappys10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭unhappys10


    Tinytemper wrote: »
    I had your oul one last week.

    Fixed that for you, do it right at least!


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    TheBlackPill
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    Zarco wrote: »
    Would it be your wife/Sno

    Would you rather something different?

    Somebody very discrete!


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    Necro
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    Mod:

    Silly thread is silly. Closed.


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