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A story in six words

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  • #7852
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Laughter as they're competition hemorrhaged customers.


  • #7853
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Quickly, industrial espionage put them ahead.


    The green party developed super sprouts


  • #7854
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The green party developed super sprouts

    This lead to some excessive farting


  • #7855
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    This lead to some excessive farting

    Gas free farting was the norm


  • #7856
    Gorteen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Gorteen


    Target acquired. Centre of crosshairs. Goodnight!


  • #7857
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Gas free farting was the norm

    The smell would linger into eternity


  • #7858
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The smell would linger into eternity

    It hovers derectly over the dail


  • #7859
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The moon held only black shadows


  • #7860
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The moon held only black shadows

    A blue moon was called for


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  • #7861
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Gorteen wrote: »
    Target acquired. Centre of crosshairs. Goodnight!

    Only covid slipped silently away unawares


  • #7862
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A blue moon was called for

    But the government wolves stead within


  • #7863
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    A silent morning of miserable magic


  • #7864
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    A silent morning of miserable magic

    Some people were inundated with marbles


  • #7865
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Some people were inundated with marbles

    The children became ecstatic over conkers


  • #7866
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The children became ecstatic over conkers

    The local pervert wasn't too happy


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  • #7867
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The local pervert wasn't too happy

    He went back to saying mass


  • #7868
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    He went back to saying mass

    The clergy would not allow that


  • #7869
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The clergy would not allow that

    They all queued up for penance


  • #7870
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    They all queued up for penance

    The penance was a bit arousing


  • #7871
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The penance was a bit arousing

    Hellfire and damnation was today's soup


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  • #7872
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The penance was a bit arousing

    The green party all ate themselves


  • #7873
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The green party all ate themselves

    Cannibalism was not the vegan way


  • #7874
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Cannibalism was not the vegan way

    He joked as munched on cauliflower


  • #7875
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    He joked as munched on cauliflower

    Broccoli was an even deadlier foe


  • #7876
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Broccoli was an even deadlier foe

    Dinnertime ended the collie broccoli war


  • #7877
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Broccoli was an even deadlier foe

    When its wrapped in hand grenades


  • #7878
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    When its wrapped in hand grenades

    The conditioned fundamentalist shouts Allah akbar!


  • #7879
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The conditioned fundamentalist shouts Allah akbar!

    The kebabs were going very cheap


  • #7880
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The kebabs were going very cheap

    The price of lamb was scandalous


  • #7881
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The price of lamb was scandalous

    The price of cat meat. priceless!


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  • #7882
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The price of cat meat. priceless!

    It was the new horse meat


  • #7883
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It was the new horse meat

    The national herd had disappeared suspiciously


  • #7884
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The national herd had disappeared suspiciously

    The lizard people were at fault


  • #7885
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The lizard people were at fault

    And of course the sneaky politicians


  • #7886
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    And of course the sneaky politicians

    They were also in the conspiracy


  • #7887
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They were also in the conspiracy

    To keep social distancing at bay


  • #7888
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    To keep social distancing at bay

    Social distancing. The new population control


  • #7889
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Social distancing. The new population control

    Social distancing.. the new dance craze


  • #7890
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Social distancing.. the new dance craze

    Pied Piper theory: mass dance hysteria.


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  • #7891
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Social distancing. The new population control

    A standing penis has no consciousness


  • #7892
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    A standing penis has no consciousness

    Rush of blood to the head.


  • #7893
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    A standing penis has no consciousness

    A lax one was never popular


  • #7894
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A lax one was never popular


    Donnelly slid lower in his seat.


  • #7895
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    auspicious wrote: »
    Donnelly slid lower in his seat.

    The baldiness was strong just then


  • #7896
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Trampoline jumping really doesn't grow hair.


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  • #7897
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    auspicious wrote: »
    Trampoline jumping really doesn't grow hair.

    However, it is also inherently risky


  • #7898
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Rush of blood to the head.

    Led many a soul into trouble


  • #7899
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A lax one was never popular

    The nuns were at desperation crisis


  • #7900
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Donnelly slid lower in his seat.

    Donnelly slit lower into he's sh¡t


  • #7901
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The baldiness was strong just then

    The benny hill theme tune sounded


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