Invasive species?

gillad · 12-10-2015 2:59am #1

A group of apes left the trees in the lower rift valley in Africa today
They are standing upright and seem to be working as a group.

are these an invasive species?
should i do something or let nature take its course?
michael neanderthal. upper rift valley

The Backwards Man · 12-10-2015 2:59am

Japanese Knotweed

justchecked · 12-10-2015 3:06am

have they chosen a ceann comhairle yet ?

DEFTLEFTHAND · 12-10-2015 3:41am

Every animal recoils to an invasive species.

Jaxxy · 12-10-2015 3:52am

Is this what happened OP?

If so, get down.

agent graves · 12-10-2015 4:13am

Mint.. that stuff will ruin your back garden..

aligator_am · 12-10-2015 4:15am

gillad wrote: »

A group of apes left the trees in the lower rift valley in Africa today
They are standing upright and seem to be working as a group.

are these an invasive species?
should i do something or let nature take its course?
michael neanderthal. upper rift valley

They'll either be at Calais or living in Parnell Street within the next few months.

liz lemoncello · 12-10-2015 4:34am

Zebra mussels?

Peregrinus · 12-10-2015 4:37am

gillad wrote: »

A group of apes left the trees in the lower rift valley in Africa today
They are standing upright and seem to be working as a group.

are these an invasive species?
should i do something or let nature take its course?
michael neanderthal. upper rift valley

As a neanderthal, Michael, you are yourself a member of that group of apes. And, if you are now in the upper Rift Valley, you're certainly invasive; your particular branch of the family originated in Eurasia.

Should you do anything? You should be come a lot more social. You should live in larger groups, closer to your neighbours. That way, when conflict arises between you and this new lot, you won't be quite so badly outnumbered. Plus, it will increase your opportunity of finding a mate who isn't your sister or your mother. So practice making small-talk at drinks parties! It's a skill you need to develop.

If you don't do these things, I think extinction beckons.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 12-10-2015 8:19am

Michael as a Neanderthal you should know that that particular species came out of the trees millions of years before you came along. Oh and you need not worry as you won't be around for too long anyway.

If you're going to use an analogy with evolution at least get your timing and species right.