One Day At A Whine (Sweet Jesus), Liveline, 10/05/19 and dat

2smiggy · 13-05-2019 1:47pm

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Kicking off with a death, serious injury, trauma.
Good auld Joe.

the best way to start the week

2smiggy · 13-05-2019 1:49pm

he went over the handle bars while going down hill, it happens , no need for the CSI I think

Roger_007 · 13-05-2019 1:49pm

I can't see the cccccccccctv on my radio, Joe!

Dan Jaman · 13-05-2019 1:50pm

If he has post-traumatic amnesia, there's no point in Joe badgering him for the usual details.

Dan Jaman · 13-05-2019 1:52pm

Glasgow Coma Scale:

1. Pyssed
2. Pie-eyed
3. Stocious
4. Legless
5. Paralytic

2smiggy · 13-05-2019 1:53pm

this fellow has told this story many many many times I think , and slowly

Dan Jaman · 13-05-2019 1:54pm

2smiggy wrote: »

this fellow has told this story many many many times I think , and slowly

I imagine he's not invited to many dinner parties these days.

BPKS · 13-05-2019 1:54pm

I thought every time a cyclist has an accident it was the fault of a motorist?

Roger_007 · 13-05-2019 1:54pm

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Glasgow Coma Scale:

1. Pyssed
2. Pie-eyed
3. Stocious
4. Legless
5. Paralytic

Where does 'scuttered' fit in on that scale?

Dan Jaman · 13-05-2019 1:54pm

BPKS wrote: »

I thought every time a cyclist has an accident it was the fault of a motorist?

No, but every time a child has a cycling accident a kitten dies.

Dan Jaman · 13-05-2019 1:57pm

Hmm... keen cyclist, good job, good pay, good carbon bike.

Any chance his expensive carbon frame and/or wheel collapsed?

2smiggy · 13-05-2019 1:57pm

15 minutes and counting of nothing so far

Roger_007 · 13-05-2019 1:58pm

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Hmm... keen cyclist, good job, good pay, good carbon bike.

Any chance his expensive carbon frame and/or wheel collapsed?

That feckin carbon will be the death of us all.:eek:

2smiggy · 13-05-2019 1:59pm

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Hmm... keen cyclist, good job, good pay, good carbon bike.

Any chance his expensive carbon frame and/or wheel collapsed?

i've a nice mountain bike, but the ease that you can clip on and off the wheels doesn't give me much ease of mind going down hills to be honest !!

Dan Jaman · 13-05-2019 1:59pm

What's this guy's connection?
Does he know someone in the RTE Golden Circle?

<rhetorical question>

2smiggy · 13-05-2019 2:00pm

'tell me about the paaaaiiiinnnnn'

BPKS · 13-05-2019 2:00pm

Get Elana on the line Joe..... If she hasn't already fcuked off back to Russia with all his money.

pc7 · 13-05-2019 2:01pm

Omg he’s like the boring uncle off Derry Girls

Roger_007 · 13-05-2019 2:01pm

Psychically he was the same..........the auld lovestick was not damaged?

Beechwoodspark · 13-05-2019 2:01pm

I feel like every single detail is imprinted into my brain at this stage

2smiggy · 13-05-2019 2:02pm

feel sorry for this fellow, but other than Joe's fascination with pain and death, what is the point of this

Roger_007 · 13-05-2019 2:04pm

This show is going to be about people regaling us with details of accidents they can't remember!

McDermotX · 13-05-2019 2:05pm

Yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn

BPKS · 13-05-2019 2:07pm

Will Joe share his story about getting knocked down with the listeners?

2smiggy · 13-05-2019 2:07pm

i'm going on forty and single, there is hope for me yet !!

13-05-2019 2:07pm

Would a Versatis not help with all this?

Roger_007 · 13-05-2019 2:08pm

I just saw a newsflash that Doris Day has died. I assume Joe will have a doorman from the Shelbourne on to tell us about meeting her in 1932!

13-05-2019 2:09pm

Roger_007 wrote: »

I just saw a newsflash that Doris Day has died. I assume Joe will have a doorman from the Shelbourne on to tell us about meeting her in 1932!

Bingo

Beechwoodspark · 13-05-2019 2:09pm

Ray on the ads there.

Has his sat night show been cancelled?

No harm if so

McDermotX · 13-05-2019 2:09pm

Completely irrelevant, but sure fit in another death there.

Rock Lesnar · 13-05-2019 2:10pm

97, so young

13-05-2019 2:10pm

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Ray on the ads there.

Has his sat night show been cancelled?

No harm if so

Gone and soon forgotten

BPKS · 13-05-2019 2:11pm

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Ray on the ads there.

Has his sat night show been cancelled?

No harm if so

Yes

Replaced by Tommy Tiernan Show.

But he's still getting paid the same.

Dan Jaman · 13-05-2019 2:11pm

McDermotX wrote: »

Completely irrelevant, but sure fit in another death there.

If she hadn't died, he'd have nothing to mention.
Only shows the depth of his obsession.

Beechwoodspark · 13-05-2019 2:12pm

BPKS wrote: »

Yes

Replaced by Tommy Tiernan Show.

But he's still getting paid the same.

That’s obscene if true. Typical montrose accountancy

Beechwoodspark · 13-05-2019 2:14pm

Accent Sounds similar to Conor mcgregor

Roger_007 · 13-05-2019 2:14pm

He spoke to God!
(God asked him if he had any health insurance.)

BPKS · 13-05-2019 2:19pm

I can talk.

By christ but you can.

Dan Jaman · 13-05-2019 2:24pm

withless · 13-05-2019 2:24pm

Maybe we can have a tune from her Joe?

BPKS · 13-05-2019 2:24pm

Oh f this I'm out.

13-05-2019 2:25pm

Joe’s rather recently become fond of dogs. Maybe one of the family brought home a rescue?

Roger_007 · 13-05-2019 2:26pm

I wonder will her dogs be fostered or adopted?

13-05-2019 2:27pm

Oh gawd, de violins and harps.

13-05-2019 2:28pm

How opportune dat she just doyed.

Dan Jaman · 13-05-2019 2:29pm

Deleted User wrote: »

How opportune dat she just doyed.

Amazing coincidence.

Roger_007 · 13-05-2019 2:30pm

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Amazing coincidence.

Yeah, I once knew a man who died only two days before his funeral.;)

13-05-2019 2:33pm

*tunes in*

Ahhhhhh the sweet smell of fresh death.:pac:

I didn't even know Doris was still alive!

Dan Jaman · 13-05-2019 2:34pm

And what a wonderful opportunity to plug his touring show.

13-05-2019 2:34pm

How opportune of her to shuffle off the mortal coil just in time for this man to promote his show.

One Day At A Whine (Sweet Jesus), Liveline, 10/05/19 and dat

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