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Mild insults (but which were total burns in the schoolyard)

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  • #52
    The Crowman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 991 ✭✭✭The Crowman


    Farty pants.


  • #53
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    mong


  • #54
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,333 ✭✭✭Archeron


    eviltimeban wrote: »
    Does anyone remember "Are you a benny tied to a pole?"

    Are you a benny tied to a pole?
    No.
    So you're a benny on the loose.

    Cue the benny on the loose song :D


  • #55
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,353 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Ya little milky licker

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • #56
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Meanie


  • #57
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    In my school we went for the jugular. One girl got suspended for calling another girl a whore’s abortion.


  • #58
    delricyo
    Registered Users Posts: 450 ✭✭delricyo


    I once got a slagging in 5th or 6th class after saying that I might get married and have kids some day.
    Didn't make sense at all


  • #59
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    retro:electro wrote: »
    In my school we went for the jugular. One girl got suspended for calling another girl a whore’s abortion.

    I remember whore-master used to be a big insult around our way. You don't hear that anymore.


  • #60
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,146 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Can you climb glass?
    No.
    Well then, how did you get out of your test tube.


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  • #61
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Is that jumper itchy?

    No why?

    It was when I threw it out.


  • #62
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,952 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    super_furry wrote: »
    I remember whore-master used to be a big insult around our way. You don't hear that anymore.

    Whore master is still used here , usually about a man who will shag as many different women as he can . Shag , another odd word !


  • #63
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    "Scabby Jew" - anyone who wouldn't share their sweets.


  • #64
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    *holds up middle three fingers to adversary

    "smell your ma ya ghoul"


  • #65
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,687 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    *holds up middle three fingers to adversary

    "smell your ma ya ghoul"

    And that was the teachers to the kids!


  • #66
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Lanky legs


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  • #67
    MarkY91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,068 ✭✭✭MarkY91


    Disabled eyes


  • #68
    Bassboxxx
    Registered Users Posts: 608 ✭✭✭Bassboxxx


    D'ya know the five lamps?

    Yeah...

    Well hang yer bollox off them...


  • #69
    Oscar Bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,207 ✭✭✭✭Oscar Bravo


    "Hey Pigs eye!"


  • #70
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Lanky legs

    "Sexy legs"!


  • #71
    Vita nova
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Vita nova


    Swot: insult for somebody who studied hard - crazy in hindsight.
    Sap: a fool


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  • #72
    Dakotabigone
    Site Banned Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Dakotabigone


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Lanky legs

    Thunder thighs was another one. Who would have thought later on she is a screamer in the sack, no star fishing.


  • #73
    Laois_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭Laois_Man


    You're so harmless!


  • #74
    Laois_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭Laois_Man


    I remember my sister Ann being asked the big question getting off the school bus one day!

    Heckler at the back of the bus: "Ann, are you a virgin?"

    Ann: "No, not yet"!


  • #75
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards.


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