Brexit Prep

screamer · 28-08-2019 10:01pm #1

So seeking as Borris Bonkers has lost the run of himself, what should we all be stashing away for what seems like economic Armageddon?

My prep so far is to ensure all our passports are valid
I’ve also stockpiled some bog roll as I heard somewhere that every ounce of it comes from the UK.

So, what else should we be prepping for October 31st

odyssey06 · 28-08-2019 10:03pm

Scotch whisky.

bobmalooka · 28-08-2019 10:06pm

Those english tarts you meet on the cheap sun holidays, the true heroes of freedom of movement

suicide_circus · 28-08-2019 10:06pm

will we have to start drinking our own urine right away or will that be more of a gradual transition?

Enter name here · 28-08-2019 10:07pm

You should be converting all your available money to the British pound because the current exchange rate is incredible. Once the EU crashes cash in and reap the windfall.

CelticSeaShip · 28-08-2019 10:16pm

screamer wrote: »

So seeking as Borris Bonkers has lost the run of himself, what should we all be stashing away for what seems like economic Armageddon?

My prep so far is to ensure all our passports are valid
I’ve also stockpiled some bog roll as I heard somewhere that every ounce of it comes from the UK.

So, what else should we be prepping for October 31st

Is this true about toilet paper?

touts · 28-08-2019 10:21pm

Shot guns and tinned food! It's all going crashing down this winter baby! Wohooo! It'll be like the purge but for weeks.

Oh wait did I say that out loud?

Junkyard Tom · 28-08-2019 10:25pm

Watch this you prepper freaks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kon91c8u9i4

touts · 28-08-2019 10:28pm

Joking aside I wouldn't go overboard. Any no deal scenario will only last 2-3 months before the Brits come crawling back for a deal. Plus the EU won't let Ireland descend into mass panic and violence. They will do everything possible to help us. Not because they care but because they will want to prove to other nations that life is better inside the EU for Ireland than outside the EU for what used to be the United Kingdom.

But just to be sure if you are on medication I'd ask the doctor for a prescription to allow you get a couple of months of supply in advance. I'd also try to get as much of my Christmas shopping done before Brexit as possible especially any gifts from online shops. And I'd probably fill up on heating oil also. Beyond that I wouldn't worry too much.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 28-08-2019 10:30pm

CelticSeaShip wrote: »

Is this true about toilet paper?

Nope

BDI · 28-08-2019 10:32pm

I read a book on the Rwandan genocide. Best move to your hometown for awhile.
Make plans for defending against the murder squads the government are bussing in.

Send letters to all foreign dignitaries. Try to convince them your lads are best for the global elite to do business.