Woman on benefits has another baby; world media show up

Muahahaha · 23-04-2018 1:41pm #1

Hear ye, hear ye After Hours and doff your collective hats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FgSztUKB9U

dudara · 23-04-2018 1:44pm

I’m going to do what I do whenever I hear about the birth of anyone’s child. I congratulate the new parents and welcome the new arrival to the world.

Huexotzingo · 23-04-2018 1:47pm

Tugs forelock :pac:

verycool · 23-04-2018 1:47pm

Happy St George's day!

Boom_Bap · 23-04-2018 1:49pm

I wonder how you get the job as the town crier.

Huexotzingo · 23-04-2018 1:55pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I wonder how you get the job as the town crier.

He embiggened that criering with his cromulent performance.

Assetbacked · 23-04-2018 1:56pm

A royal waste of a click into a thread.

The Backwards Man · 23-04-2018 1:57pm

I care so little about this I'm going to post on this thread started by someone else who cares so little about this they went to the effort of creating said thread.

LirW · 23-04-2018 1:59pm

Incredibly creative and funny thread title right there.

Hande hoche! · 23-04-2018 2:03pm

Boon time for royal correspondents.

baylah17 · 23-04-2018 2:03pm

God bless their Royal Highnesses
Young Harry Hewitt won't be happy he's now down to 6th in line
Any word on whether he's inviting his father to the wedding?

Mossy Monk · 23-04-2018 2:17pm

Thank god this thread isn't about a regular woman on benefits. They aren't worthy of a thread. God bless Kate Middleton and all that comes out of her.

jimgoose · 23-04-2018 2:18pm

They seem like nice folks. More luck to them, and to the wee babby. Y'all come back now, y'hear?? :cool::D

Sleepy · 23-04-2018 2:20pm

I wonder if the press will give her a few weeks leeway before expecting her to be back to a perfect size 10?

Mint Sauce · 23-04-2018 2:24pm

Keyboard Warrior Responce

Woman gives birth. Wow!

Actual Repsonse

Congrats Katie and William, and every other woman or couple, who has had a child today.

verycool · 23-04-2018 2:25pm

Sleepy wrote: »

I wonder if the press will give her a few weeks leeway before expecting her to be back to a perfect size 10?

But she wears a 12...

Thanks now I have that tune stuck in my head.

Stonedpilot · 23-04-2018 2:38pm

Degenerate scrounging scum. Feck em. Anyone who follows these down and outs scrounging bums needs to get a life.

Zebra3 · 23-04-2018 3:09pm

The brown nosing on Sky News earlier was unreal.

Know your place plebs, and foot the bill.

Mossy Monk · 23-04-2018 3:13pm

Zebra3 wrote: »

The brown nosing on Sky News earlier was unreal.

Know your place plebs, and foot the bill.

But aren't they lovely?

padd b1975 · 23-04-2018 3:19pm

There would be quite the constitutional crisis if she happened to hose out a little black fella.

topper75 · 23-04-2018 3:26pm

Oh for the forelocks of my youth!

Zebra3 · 23-04-2018 3:27pm

Mossy Monk wrote: »

But aren't they lovely?

The British Royal family are just amazing.

An example to us all.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2059831/The-Queens-hidden-cousins-They-banished-asylum-1941-left-neglected-intriguing-documentary-reveals-all.html

Mint Sauce · 23-04-2018 4:00pm

padd b1975 wrote: »

There would be quite the constitutional crisis if she happened to hose out a little black fella.

Or a ginger!

:pac:

riffmongous · 23-04-2018 4:08pm

Zebra3 wrote: »

The British Royal family are just amazing.

An example to us all.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2059831/The-Queens-hidden-cousins-They-banished-asylum-1941-left-neglected-intriguing-documentary-reveals-all.html

God that's sad. The Kennedy family had a similar story, the father had one of the girls lobotimised and then hidden away when the operation went wrong iirc

DavidLyons_ · 23-04-2018 4:08pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I care so little about this I'm going to post on this thread started by someone else who cares so little about this they went to the effort of creating said thread.

I've absolutely no interest in this birth myself but some folk do so this is thread-worthy for that fact alone.

Maybe I'm mistaken but every time I see you post on a thread it's some snide, sarcastic put down. Must be great to believe yourself to be so superior.

Zebra3 · 23-04-2018 4:15pm

riffmongous wrote: »

God that's sad. The Kennedy family had a similar story, the father had one of the girls lobotimised and then hidden away when the operation went wrong iirc

It’s more than sad. Bordering on criminal. Faking someone’s death.

But you know it’s those lovely hard working royals.

The law, sure it’s only for the proles.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 23-04-2018 5:05pm

riffmongous wrote: »

God that's sad. The Kennedy family had a similar story, the father had one of the girls lobotimised and then hidden away when the operation went wrong iirc

That's only the tip of the iceberg regarding that shower.

steddyeddy · 23-04-2018 5:27pm

I really think the attention British people pay to this sort of stuff is indicative of the Brexit mentality. It's mind numbing stuff. I wish the family and the baby well, but in a country where you can work and struggle to pay basic bills I think it's a bit low brow to celebrate the birth of someone who will receive huge tax payer benefits for the rest of his/her life.

Edit: This is apparently her third child....

Phoebas · 23-04-2018 5:30pm

DavidLyons_ wrote: »

I've absolutely no interest in this birth myself but some folk do so this is thread-worthy for that fact alone.

Maybe I'm mistaken but every time I see you post on a thread it's some snide, sarcastic put down. Must be great to believe yourself to be so superior.

Ah here.... This thread is just a snide put down.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 23-04-2018 5:33pm

steddyeddy wrote: »

I really think the attention British people pay to this sort of stuff is indicative of the Brexit mentality. It's mind numbing stuff. I wish the family and the baby well, but in a country where you can work and struggle to pay basic bills I think it's a bit low brow to celebrate the birth of someone who will receive huge tax payer benefits for the rest of his/her life.

Edit: This is apparently her third child....

Stop being a snob Eddy.

Odhinn · 23-04-2018 5:36pm

Muahahaha wrote: »

Hear ye, hear ye After Hours and doff your collective hats

Yep,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNg-nd_c07w

Woman on benefits has another baby; world media show up

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