The Humour Thread **Chat/Discussion = 24 Hour Ban, Mod Notes Post 1 (26/11)

Leiva · 30-12-2012 9:14pm

Actually make that 5 Taxis.

smileyj1987 · 31-12-2012 5:35pm

It is 7 hours and 25 minutes until new years eve but if your Alex Ferguson its 7 hours and 29 minutes until new years eve .

Leiva · 31-12-2012 9:46pm

Corholio · 31-12-2012 10:46pm

Leiva wrote: »

Actually make that 5 Taxis.

Rolled out later than I thought.

It's pretty obvious it was a joke account in fairness

double GG · 01-01-2013 3:31pm

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City spelling Hasselhoff's name wrong on his jersey...

Bobeagleburger · 01-01-2013 3:43pm

Corholio wrote: »

Rolled out later than I thought.

It's pretty obvious it was a joke account in fairness

Not obvious to some :pac:

BhoscaCapall · 01-01-2013 3:43pm

LiamoSail · 01-01-2013 3:46pm

BhoscaCapall wrote: »

Dr evil and mini me?

LiamoSail · 01-01-2013 3:48pm

rarnes1 wrote: »

Not obvious to some :pac:

Hands up, I fell for it. In my defence though, I wouldn't know much about twitter so I wouldn't know otherwise

BhoscaCapall · 01-01-2013 3:49pm

Funny how he'll happily make up false accusations of racist abuse, but have no problem posing for a photo of a kid in blackface :pac:

LiamoSail · 01-01-2013 3:51pm

BhoscaCapall wrote: »

Funny how he'll happily make up false accusations of racist abuse, but have no problem posing for a photo of a kid in blackface :pac:

A kid dressing up as a black footballer he likes has absolutely nothing to do with racism

Bobeagleburger · 01-01-2013 3:54pm

LiamoSail wrote: »

A kid dressing up as a black footballer he likes has absolutely nothing to do with racism

I think he was joking..

BhoscaCapall · 01-01-2013 3:56pm

LiamoSail wrote: »

A kid dressing up as a black footballer he likes has absolutely nothing to do with racism

I would wager that a black person who spits on people as a response to 'racism' wouldn't be too happy about blackface costumes.

dreamers75 · 02-01-2013 1:01am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctWS52IA_JY

:pac:

Captain Havoc · 02-01-2013 2:35pm

^^^^Amazingly accurate. ^

Here's Harry with some Paolo anecdotes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgAbu4zOxg4

gnfnrhead · 02-01-2013 2:55pm

That had to be awkward as hell for Lampard to sit there and listen to 'Arry as he insists he will be a great player. Turns out he was spot on, but no pressure, right? :pac:

Nuri Sahin · 02-01-2013 5:19pm

smileyj1987 · 03-01-2013 12:02am

Will I Amnt · 03-01-2013 2:05am

The_Kew_Tour · 03-01-2013 12:36pm

Gareth Crooks doing what he does best team of week

RIGHT-BACK - PABLO ZABALETA (Manchester City)
The Argentine is having a great season. The first goal against Stoke was always going to be the most difficult and it needed someone with guile and coolness under pressure to provide the breakthrough. The full-back started and finished the move that opened the floodgates for City. It will be very interesting who gets the most goals this season - Zabaleta or Patrice Evra. The chances are, the player that does will win the title.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20892937

Jimmy Iovine · 03-01-2013 12:48pm

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

Gareth Crooks doing what he does best team of week

RIGHT-BACK - PABLO ZABALETA (Manchester City)
The Argentine is having a great season. The first goal against Stoke was always going to be the most difficult and it needed someone with guile and coolness under pressure to provide the breakthrough. The full-back started and finished the move that opened the floodgates for City. It will be very interesting who gets the most goals this season - Zabaleta or Patrice Evra. The chances are, the player that does will win the title.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20892937

Give him credit. At least he kind of has most of the players in their correct positions on the pitch. Some of his picks in the past have been mystifying.

Guy:Incognito · 03-01-2013 1:43pm

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

Gareth Crooks doing what he does best team of week

RIGHT-BACK - PABLO ZABALETA (Manchester City)
The Argentine is having a great season. The first goal against Stoke was always going to be the most difficult and it needed someone with guile and coolness under pressure to provide the breakthrough. The full-back started and finished the move that opened the floodgates for City. It will be very interesting who gets the most goals this season - Zabaleta or Patrice Evra. The chances are, the player that does will win the title.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20892937

Bit rich criticising the man when you cant even spell his name.

The_Kew_Tour · 03-01-2013 1:45pm

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Bit rich criticising the man when you cant even spell his name.

True, Very true:pac:

Bobeagleburger · 03-01-2013 10:38pm

Strawberry Fields · 04-01-2013 12:54pm

Kevin-Prince Boateng has kicked a ball at a section of the AC Milan crowd because they were racially abusing him.

It's a good job Robin Van Persie wasn't in the crowd, he could have been killed.

Anyone · 04-01-2013 1:16pm

If it wasn't for Robin van Persie's goals, Manchester United would be....11th in the table.
If it wasn't for Luis Suarez's goals, Liverpool would be...18th.

If It wasn't for Fernando Torres's goals, Cheslea would be 4th.

MUSEIST · 04-01-2013 1:17pm

Anyone wrote: »

If it wasn't for Robin van Persie's goals, Manchester United would be....11th in the table.
If it wasn't for Luis Suarez's goals, Liverpool would be...18th.

If It wasn't for Fernando Torres's goals, Cheslea would be 4th.

Now that is proper funny:D

Dub13 · 04-01-2013 7:13pm

Jimmy Iovine · 04-01-2013 11:08pm

The Imreoieí na Ga Gaeilge photos are brilliant.

Apologies if some of these have been posted before.

Hammer Archer · 05-01-2013 2:57am

As you can probably tell, I'm not exactly jumping for joy at Chamakh arriving at the Boleyn Ground

smileyj1987 · 05-01-2013 3:58am

General Relativity · 05-01-2013 1:50pm

Non-league football.

double GG · 05-01-2013 5:33pm

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Roberto Martinez knew it was a risk playing him when he had diarrhoea.

smileyj1987 · 05-01-2013 6:00pm

IncognitoMan · 08-01-2013 12:36am

Lumbo · 09-01-2013 1:32pm

smileyj1987 · 09-01-2013 5:16pm

smileyj1987 · 09-01-2013 10:59pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGF-n21qdPo

Alpish · 11-01-2013 12:46am

If you think Michu is good now, wait until he evolves into Mikachu!

dreamers75 · 11-01-2013 12:56am

Alpish wrote: »

If you think Michu is good now, wait until he evolves into Mikachu!

well i laughed.

GSPfan · 11-01-2013 1:12am

Alpish wrote: »

If you think Michu is good now, wait until he evolves into Mikachu!

Brilliant. Gave me the giggles.

Jelle1880 · 11-01-2013 3:25pm

Master tactician.

patmac · 11-01-2013 8:52pm

Latest transfer news: David Villa signs for Villa, Antonio Valencia signs for Valencia, Nile Ranger signs for Rangers and Daniel Shiittu signs for Man City.

Lawrence1895 · 11-01-2013 9:00pm

patmac wrote: »

Latest transfer news: David Villa signs for Villa, Antonio Valencia signs for Valencia, Nile Ranger signs for Rangers and Daniel Shiittu signs for Man City.

If he wasn't way too old, the German player Stefan Kuntz would sign for...(insert club, you don't like)