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Lies you grew up to believe

  • 27-05-2020 5:28pm
    #1
    completedit
    Registered Users Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭


    Santa was real

    You can be anything you want

    Margaret Thatcher was somehow evil.


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  • #2
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Margaret Thatcher was very evil


  • #3
    L1011
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69,555 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    completedit wrote: »

    Margaret Thatcher was somehow evil.

    She was rather a lot more than 'somehow' evil. Unless you mean the understatement was the lie.


  • #4
    Wanderer78
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,909 ✭✭✭✭Wanderer78


    completedit wrote: »
    Santa was real

    You can be anything you want

    Margaret Thatcher was somehow evil.

    what a fcuking cnut!


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Joe Dolan had millions of women.


  • #6
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Anacondas, pythons, boas, and other constricting snakes killed their prey by suffocating them with their coils. They prey actually dies of circulatory failure.


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  • #7
    Dr Turk Turkelton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,963 ✭✭✭Dr Turk Turkelton


    branie2 wrote: »
    Anacondas, pythons, boas, and other constricting snakes killed their prey by suffocating them with their coils. They prey actually dies of circulatory failure.

    RIP to all the victims of circulatory failure today.


  • #8
    L1011
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69,555 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Joe Dolan had millions of women.

    "take me and break me" would have been apt lyrics for some of his, erm, gentleman escorts to have written. Allegedly. ("Make Me An Island" to save anyone googling the lyrics)


  • #9
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    But how do i know they are lies if I still believe them?


  • #10
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    completedit wrote: »
    Santa was real

    .

    Hang on. Lies you grew up to believe or lies you believed growing up?


  • #11
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    branie2 wrote: »
    Anacondas, pythons, boas, and other constricting snakes killed their prey by suffocating them with their coils. They prey actually dies of circulatory failure.
    Yah prob that one.


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  • #12
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,737 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    There are only three states of matter

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #13
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    branie2 wrote: »
    Anacondas, pythons, boas, and other constricting snakes killed their prey by suffocating them with their coils. They prey actually dies of circulatory failure.

    Im sure the prey will be comforted to find that out. :)


  • #14
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,504 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    That Prince had some ribs removed so he could give himself a blowjob


  • #15
    Dr. Bre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,741 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    Wrestling was real


  • #16
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    And it's over very quickly for the prey


  • #17
    Fritzbox
    Registered Users Posts: 492 ✭✭Fritzbox


    completedit wrote: »
    Santa was real

    You can be anything you want

    Margaret Thatcher was somehow evil.

    In what way was Maggie evil?
    In comparison with some of the prime ministers the UK has had since Maggie wasn't even in pole-position. Maggie was no fan of the EU, but I don't think she ever advocated leaving it?


  • #18
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    That all men are created equal.


  • #19
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    You sink below the surface in quicksand


  • #20
    Fritzbox
    Registered Users Posts: 492 ✭✭Fritzbox


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Joe Dolan had millions of women.

    He had tens of millions?


  • #21
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,517 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    completedit wrote: »
    Margaret Thatcher was somehow evil.

    A Marmite PM.
    Uncompromising position prolonged the violence in NI for sure. Not a pushover or a flip flopper/outright liar like Trumpy.


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  • #22
    ZeroThreat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,210 ✭✭✭ZeroThreat


    Ronan Keatings now ex-wife walked in on him and Brian Kennedy in the sack.

    Oh and Matt Damon survived on a diet of potatos while stranded during lockdown in Ireland, or was that a film.... :D


  • #23
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,190 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Jesus loves you. RC is the one true religion.

    Ouanking will make you go blind.


  • #24
    Rothko
    Registered Users Posts: 12,906 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    castletownman wrote: »
    That Prince had some ribs removed so he could give himself a blowjob

    Heard that about Marilyn Manson


  • #25
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Walt Disney was cryonically frozen after his death


  • #26
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,191 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    You go blind if you go solo


  • #27
    Yester
    Registered Users Posts: 1,498 ✭✭✭Yester


    External reality is as it is perceived to be.


  • #28
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Rothko wrote: »
    Heard that about Marilyn Manson

    I thought it was Jimmy Sommerville. There’s also the rumour that “insert popular singer’s name here” had to have his stomache pumped and they found the love jam of five different men.


  • #29
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,517 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    During Michael Jackson's autopsy, they found traces of blood in his drugs.


  • #30
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,510 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Ouanking will make you go blind.

    When I heard that as a kid I tried to rationalise that well-known fact. I had a theory: The surface of the eye must be very similar to the egg, so if the sperm got onto the surface of the eye they would burrow in and damage the eye making you blind.


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  • #31
    mad m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,007 ✭✭✭mad m


    Swallowing chewing gum would stick to your lungs and you would DIE!!!

    Eating carrots gave you good eye sight.


  • #32
    rob316
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,284 ✭✭✭✭rob316


    Your eyes will go square if ya sit too close to the Telly


  • #33
    rob316
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,284 ✭✭✭✭rob316


    mad m wrote: »
    Eating carrots gave you good eye sight.

    My uncle used to say to me did ya ever see a rabbit with glasses?


  • #34
    jetsonx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭jetsonx


    The biggest lie I used to believe was:

    "They're professionals, they know what they are doing..."

    As you get more life experience, you realise that a lot (not all of course) of so-call professionals, across a broad range of disciplines, either don't f@cking know what they're doing or act mainly in their best interests.


  • #35
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,640 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Fritzbox wrote: »
    In what way was Maggie evil?
    In comparison with some of the prime ministers the UK has had since Maggie wasn't even in pole-position. Maggie was no fan of the EU, but I don't think she ever advocated leaving it?

    Two words - Poll Tax.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #36
    Larbre34
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,363 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    You can trust the local priest and the local sergeant.


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  • #37
    Conall Cernach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,952 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    Rothko wrote: »
    Heard that about Marilyn Manson
    In my day it was Marc Almond.


  • #38
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    The cheque is in the post.


  • #39
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Of course I wont come in your mouth


  • #40
    mr_fegelien
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,483 ✭✭✭mr_fegelien


    Life is fair

    We really should stop teaching that to kids in schools


  • #41
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,784 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    The Philippines are off the coast of Scotland.


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  • #42
    Osborne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭Osborne


    branie2 wrote: »
    Walt Disney was cryonically frozen after his death

    Let it go.


    Let it go.


  • #43
    callaway92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,841 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    Didn't believe it obv, but:

    If you drink too much Sunny Delight you'll turn orange.


  • #44
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    callaway92 wrote: »
    Didn't believe it obv, but:

    If you drink too much Sunny Delight you'll turn orange.

    Maybe Donald Trump did


  • #45
    ckerryman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭ckerryman


    Poverty causes crime


  • #46
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I was at a friend's house


  • #47
    Sultan of Bling
    Registered Users Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭Sultan of Bling


    callaway92 wrote:
    If you drink too much Sunny Delight you'll turn orange.


    A favourite with female members of a certain community.


  • #48
    NIMAN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,007 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    Conall Cernach wrote: »
    In my day it was Marc Almond.

    ... and his full belly:eek:


  • #49
    99nsr125
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,195 ✭✭✭99nsr125


    Women are sane


  • #50
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,640 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    The Leaving Cert only had two outcomes: a college place or a job sweeping roads.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #51
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,535 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    The Leaving Cert only had two outcomes: a college place or a job sweeping roads.

    There was also "A good job in the bank", which bank was never specified.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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