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Is anybody else currently drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated?

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  • 22-05-2020 12:57am
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    TheBoyConor
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    Hey. I just wanted to know if there is anyone else on here at this present time that is currently either drunk, high or otherwise intoxicated from using or abusing any drink, drug or substance?

    I myself am currently drunk and I have been abusing a popular herb all evening.


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    Better Than Christ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    I've just skulled a 400ml bottle of strawberry flavoured Yazoo. There's another one in the fridge. Fuck it, I don't have to drive anywhere. Well, I do, but sure the car knows its own way home at this stage.


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    Ultrflat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    I had a packet of squishy drumsticks... I've been trying to eat clean all week.


    I feel so dirty...


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    #4
    Blaze420
    Closed Accounts Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Blaze420


    Just dropped 5 yokes, gonna watch Eastenders on repeat till reality melts around me.


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    #5
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,009 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    TheBoyConor wrote: »

    I myself am currently drunk and I have been abusing a popular herb all evening.

    Is it basil? I get that urge too. Just break a few leaves off the plant and nibble away.

    To thine own self be true



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    TheBoyConor
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    as I lie here in my bed my mood is swinging back and forth between being serenely quiet and tired and wanting to sleep and wanting to to shout the loudest most vile and insulting forms of verbal abuse out the window at innocent passersby.


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    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    Full to my eyeballs on Punjana


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    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,166 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    https://twitter.com/sarahcpr/status/1263602255476985862


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    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,009 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    TheBoyConor wrote: »
    as I lie here in my bed my mood is swinging back and forth between being serenely quiet and tired and wanting to sleep and wanting to to shout the loudest most vile and insulting forms of verbal abuse out the window at innocent passersby.
    It's Thursday night in a global pandemic.
    There are no passers-by.
    Just in your head.

    To thine own self be true



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    sKeith
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    I can hadrly type . im fekin waqste. whatsyou poion mate. once his imposed prison snetnese is ovre we should get togther qand hvea an few pints .thi been a bit of w awhoile sonce i was allowedt o look atfer the kitty, but if i can pusls it next time, you an me cans drinks for free. david is in chrge of the subs and hes easlyu resuaded.


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    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    Ah stop you're so wasted you typed that last one upside down


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,700 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    jimbobaloobob wrote: »
    uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝuo ʇsɐl ʇɐɥʇ pǝdʎʇ noʎ pǝʇsɐʍ os ǝɹ,noʎ doʇs ɥ∀
    :confused:


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    job seeker
    Registered Users Posts: 5,115 ✭✭✭job seeker


    Drink currently.. I was in Amsterdam last November shrooms and weed every day. I’d love some shrooms again.. the trip is quite fun!


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    [Deleted User]
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    jimbobaloobob wrote: »
    Ah stop you're so wasted you typed that last one upside down

    uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝdʎʇ ǝʎ sǝʞɐɯ pǝǝʍ


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    sKeith
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    Jake1 wrote: »
    uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝdʎʇ ǝʎ sǝʞɐɯ pǝǝʍ
    I wish it was only weed that made stuff look updsaide uwop but reeq smees to coz samesees.


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    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    job seeker wrote: »
    Drink currently.. I was in Amsterdam last November shrooms and weed every day. I’d love some shrooms again.. the trip is quite fun!

    I found mushrooms hard work the one time I took them in Amsterdam. Interesting, however it was tough to keep a hold of reality.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    Better Than Christ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    Better Than Christ wrote: »
    I've just skulled a 400ml bottle of strawberry flavoured Yazoo. There's another one in the fridge. Fuck it, I don't have to drive anywhere. Well, I do, but sure the car knows its own way home at this stage.

    Shouldn't have had that second bottle. I forget sometimes, I'm not as young as I used to be.


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    chrissb8
    Registered Users Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭chrissb8


    Feisar wrote: »
    I found mushrooms hard work the one time I took them in Amsterdam. Interesting, however it was tough to keep a hold of reality.

    The whole point is you let reality go and enjoy the trip.


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