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What is your special talent / party trick?

  • 26-02-2014 9:11pm
    #1
    Kevwoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭


    I wouldn't really say I have one, apart from managing to get completely pished at any party I go to and end up forgetting / wanting to forget a large portion of the night!

    So folks, what special talent or tricks have you got?


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  • #2
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    I can name all 50 US states and all 50 capitals.


  • #3
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    Talking absolute shíte to anyone who will humour me.


  • #4
    keelanj69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    My famously good looks. I'm usually greeted with roaring applause OP.


  • #5
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    I can shave you with a straight razor. Ladies included.


  • #6
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    I play a millionaire.


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  • #7
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,796 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    I can drink my own weight.


  • #8
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Duff wrote: »
    Talking absolute shíte to anyone who will humour me.

    Actually, this.


  • #9
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    I'm rarely late


  • #10
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    I do the nudey thing.


  • #11
    geckovision
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭geckovision


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    I can name all 50 US states and all 50 capitals.

    I hope I don't end up at that party.

    Something musical I suppose. Nothing extraordinary or anything.

    Also, lads, if you have a guitar leave it at home unless you can play the f*cking thing!! Nothing worse than the guy who 'just can't get it right' or plays Oasis etc. Zzz


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  • #12
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    I can rustle up a surprisingly delicious 4am supper while pissed.


  • #13
    Sirsok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,804 ✭✭✭Sirsok


    I used to set my ass on fire with lynx, and while alight spray more on it to create a fireball,

    I have since givin this up an beatbox instead


  • #14
    Grayditch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,347 ✭✭✭✭Grayditch


    Acoustic guitar, just as the party is kicking off. I don't even need a tuner. A little "Wonderwall" anyone? Everyone loves it, especially the part where they beat me within an inch of my life with Vodka bottles.


  • #15
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    The Helicopter :D


  • #16
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,796 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    If youre unsure what to do at an upcoming party OP,take a sh1te on the kitchen table.
    Might raise a few eyebrows but its guaranteed to keep your hosts talking for weeks.
    Never fails.


    Try it.


  • #17
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Sirsok wrote: »
    I used to set my ass on fire with lynx, and while alight spray more on it to create a fireball,

    I have since givin this up an beatbox instead

    Beatbox out your ass!?? I'd pay to see that.


  • #18
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Grayditch wrote: »
    Acoustic guitar, just as the party is kicking off. I don't even need a tuner. A little "Wonderwall" anyone? Everyone loves it, especially the part where they beat me within an inch of my life with Vodka bottles.

    Even better at a festival campsite...at 7am.


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,749 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I can spray saliva out of the bottom of my tongue, sometimes it goes pretty far.
    And it comes out in quite a pretty arch!


  • #20
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    geckovision wrote: »
    I hope I don't end up at that party.

    I don't think you need to worry yourself over it.


  • #21
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    geckovision wrote: »
    I hope I don't end up at that party.

    Something musical I suppose. Nothing extraordinary or anything.

    Also, lads, if you have a guitar leave it at home unless you can play the f*cking thing!! Nothing worse than the guy who 'just can't get it right' or plays Oasis etc. Zzz

    Or on the flip side. When you whip out the guitar and all that is requested is Wonderwall or Crazy World. Sick to death of them fcuking songs :mad:


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  • #22
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Aphex wrote: »
    Or on the flip side. When you whip out the guitar and all that is requested is Wonderwall or Crazy World. Sick to death of them fcuking songs :mad:

    Say you can't remember the chords.

    But then, how could you forget them in this crazy world?


  • #23
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    Muise... wrote: »
    Say you can't remember the chords.

    But then, how could you forget them in this crazy world?

    Here, let me grab your coat for you :D


  • #24
    00112984
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    I make the best fried eggs in the world. They're amazingly perfect. If you asked a talented artist to draw a portrait of a perfect fried egg, he'd have me fry the models.


  • #25
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,631 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties.


  • #26
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    I can belch with the kind of ferocity one would only have witnessed in Jurassic Park :D


  • #27
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    I can solve a Rubik's Cube :o


  • #28
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Aphex wrote: »
    I can solve a Rubik's Cube :o

    We are not worthy!:eek:


  • #29
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    I often wake up to find that one of my fingers has magically turned brown.

    Does that count?


  • #30
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Duff wrote: »
    Talking absolute shíte to anyone who will humour me.


    Yeah, I do this while sober tbh :P, being drunk just means I have added special effects/putting on a show ability :)


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  • #31
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    We are not worthy!:eek:

    It's actually quite simple. You just have to remember a few algorithms, and you're good to go :)


  • #32
    Grayditch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,347 ✭✭✭✭Grayditch


    geckovision wrote: »
    I hope I don't end up at that party.

    Something musical I suppose. Nothing extraordinary or anything.

    Also, lads, if you have a guitar leave it at home unless you can play the f*cking thing!! Nothing worse than the guy who 'just can't get it right' or plays Oasis etc. Zzz
    Grayditch wrote: »
    Acoustic guitar, just as the party is kicking off. I don't even need a tuner. A little "Wonderwall" anyone? Everyone loves it, especially the part where they beat me within an inch of my life with Vodka bottles.

    Ah ****, someone had beaten me to it.


  • #33
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Aphex wrote: »
    It's actually quite simple. You just have to remember a few algorithms, and you're good to go :)

    em, so when you get my coat, will you walk me home..?

    /weak at knees.


  • #34
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Aphex wrote: »
    It's actually quite simple. You just have to remember a few algorithms, and you're good to go :)

    Eh heh.... yep, Ill get right to that!


  • #35
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    Muise... wrote: »
    em, so when you get my coat, will you walk me home..?

    /weak at knees.

    Yeah, of course ;) Right after I play Crazy World another 17 times that is :(


  • #36
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    I cant take my pants off with my penis


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  • #37
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    I can do a bit of manualism like this guy. I'm not as good as him but I can play a simple tune.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1WKYmx4i1Q


  • #38
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    A few....


    Human kazoo

    Pretendy body popping

    Eat a teabag

    Dance with lampshade on my head

    The splits

    Slurring


  • #39
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Accents! I do loads of different accents when i sober and more when im shítfaced, because i have the courage to do it.


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