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Slap in the face with a wet fish!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    She hit the wrong person.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,330 ✭✭✭Archeron


    The supermarket worker didn't sea it coming. Seriously though, she'll be squids in if she can sue for this, before you know it she'll be basking in the warm rays of the Mediterranean.


    The attacker will roe the day she breamed of this senseless violence. Moray and moray people seem to think its okay to Leave others flounder like this.

    Mummichogs!


  • Registered Users Posts: 40 fishfarmer


    Its an occupational hazard for me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    fishfarmer wrote: »
    Its an occupational hazard for me

    Do many of your customers assault you with your wares? You may want to work on your social skills...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Mr Cumulonimbus


    Aphex wrote: »
    POLICE have issued CCTV images of a man and a woman they need to trace after a shop worker was slapped across the face with a fish in an Accrington supermarket.......


    PC Graham Hartley said: “This behaviour is completely unacceptable and I would appeal to anybody that witnessed this incident or recognises either the man or the woman pictured in the CCTV images to come forward and contact me, PC 1183 Hartley on 101.”

    Any relation to JR Hartley who wrote that book about fly fishing?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    To just slap someone in the face with a fish....... she must have no sole.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Ruddy necknominations gave the shop assistand a Golden shiner


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 272 ✭✭asteroth


    I thought the stunt was brill but the whiting will be on the wall when these two are netted. They might clam up during interrogation but if the cops show a bit of mussel they'll soon change their tuna.


  • Registered Users Posts: 40 fishfarmer


    MadsL wrote: »
    Do many of your customers assault you with your wares? You may want to work on your social skills...

    Generally its the fish themselves making a break for freedom


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,296 ✭✭✭Geomy


    She also has a trout pout, the day they end up in court will be a big pouting for everyone. ..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,296 ✭✭✭Geomy


    She also has a trout pout, the day they end up in court will be a big pouting for everyone. ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭zetalambda


    What that girl did was completely trout of order.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Seems that these antisocial activities sPIKE at this time of year. sorry


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,564 ✭✭✭notnumber


    Police in England are searching for an Irish teenager who is said to have slapped a shop worker across the face with a large fish.

    CCTV images of a teenage boy and girl have been released by Lancashire Constabulary after the worker was slapped across the face with a bream.

    The incident took place on 4 February at a supermarket on Hyndburn Road, Accrington.

    Lancashire Constabulary described the incident as "completely unacceptable".

    In a statement, the police said the 52-year-old victim was working behind the fish counter when a young woman approached to ask about different fish.

    "Without warning, the woman has picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the worker across the face before running out of the store," said the statement from Lancashire Constabulary.

    "The victim believes the incident was being filmed on a mobile phone by a man stood nearby who also ran from the scene when challenged."

    The girl is described as being Irish and aged between 15 and 18 with "blonde, shoulder-length untidy hair".
    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264

    :eek:start of a slapofafishinthefacenomination game?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭Photo-Sniper


    He was just trawling for trouble in the first place. Not a bad thing but he cod of done something batter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 878 ✭✭✭JohnFalstaff


    Prepare yourselves, the fish puns are coming.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    That whole story smells of something fishy...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,012 ✭✭✭uch


    IBTL

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 413 ✭✭postitnote


    Wrong plaice at the wrong time..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,596 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    Call me a traditionalist, but I'm more into the old rubber chicken slap instead


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,648 ✭✭✭✭beauf


    This is what the trout pout has led to.

    Its simple assault.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    I wonder what Newstalk's Fionn Davenport will have to say about this!

    Fionn = Fin, phonetically, which is part of a fish.

    Also he there's "port" in his name, which is a place where you can land freshly-caught fish, so it's even more amusing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Red snapper slapping


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Old thread is yesterday's news.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Mod

    Threads merged


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,406 ✭✭✭DyldeBrill


    Holy Makerel!

    In fairness this story has been blown waaaay over board


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,564 ✭✭✭notnumber


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Old thread is yesterday's news.

    Apologies for not being on AH 24/7..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    notnumber wrote: »
    Apologies for not being on AH 24/7..

    Why the attitude?? Just because you were late to the party.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    notnumber wrote: »
    Apologies for not being on AH 24/7..

    Salmon's a bit of saury for being put in their plaice, shad have tuna'd in yesterday!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,296 ✭✭✭Geomy


    Will this thread ever be FIN ished...


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