Slap in the face with a wet fish!

zenno · 26-02-2014 12:22am

She hit the wrong person.

Archeron · 26-02-2014 12:23am

The supermarket worker didn't sea it coming. Seriously though, she'll be squids in if she can sue for this, before you know it she'll be basking in the warm rays of the Mediterranean.

The attacker will roe the day she breamed of this senseless violence. Moray and moray people seem to think its okay to Leave others flounder like this.

Mummichogs!

fishfarmer · 26-02-2014 12:48am

Its an occupational hazard for me

MadsL · 26-02-2014 12:50am

fishfarmer wrote: »

Its an occupational hazard for me

Do many of your customers assault you with your wares? You may want to work on your social skills...

Mr Cumulonimbus · 26-02-2014 12:57am

Aphex wrote: »

POLICE have issued CCTV images of a man and a woman they need to trace after a shop worker was slapped across the face with a fish in an Accrington supermarket.......

PC Graham Hartley said: “This behaviour is completely unacceptable and I would appeal to anybody that witnessed this incident or recognises either the man or the woman pictured in the CCTV images to come forward and contact me, PC 1183 Hartley on 101.”

Any relation to JR Hartley who wrote that book about fly fishing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv1VQ7uSC-s

thelad95 · 26-02-2014 1:04am

To just slap someone in the face with a fish....... she must have no sole.

foggy_lad · 26-02-2014 1:10am

Ruddy necknominations gave the shop assistand a Golden shiner

asteroth · 26-02-2014 1:34am

I thought the stunt was brill but the whiting will be on the wall when these two are netted. They might clam up during interrogation but if the cops show a bit of mussel they'll soon change their tuna.

fishfarmer · 26-02-2014 1:50am

MadsL wrote: »

Do many of your customers assault you with your wares? You may want to work on your social skills...

Generally its the fish themselves making a break for freedom

Geomy · 26-02-2014 2:01am

She also has a trout pout, the day they end up in court will be a big pouting for everyone. ..

Geomy · 26-02-2014 2:01am

She also has a trout pout, the day they end up in court will be a big pouting for everyone. ..

zetalambda · 26-02-2014 2:48am

What that girl did was completely trout of order.

WilyCoyote · 26-02-2014 2:54am

Seems that these antisocial activities sPIKE at this time of year. sorry

notnumber · 26-02-2014 1:50pm

Police in England are searching for an Irish teenager who is said to have slapped a shop worker across the face with a large fish.

CCTV images of a teenage boy and girl have been released by Lancashire Constabulary after the worker was slapped across the face with a bream.

The incident took place on 4 February at a supermarket on Hyndburn Road, Accrington.

Lancashire Constabulary described the incident as "completely unacceptable".

In a statement, the police said the 52-year-old victim was working behind the fish counter when a young woman approached to ask about different fish.

"Without warning, the woman has picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the worker across the face before running out of the store," said the statement from Lancashire Constabulary.

"The victim believes the incident was being filmed on a mobile phone by a man stood nearby who also ran from the scene when challenged."

The girl is described as being Irish and aged between 15 and 18 with "blonde, shoulder-length untidy hair".
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264

:eek:start of a slapofafishinthefacenomination game?

Photo-Sniper · 26-02-2014 1:53pm

He was just trawling for trouble in the first place. Not a bad thing but he cod of done something batter.

JohnFalstaff · 26-02-2014 1:54pm

Prepare yourselves, the fish puns are coming.

howamidifferent · 26-02-2014 1:55pm

That whole story smells of something fishy...

uch · 26-02-2014 1:55pm

IBTL

postitnote · 26-02-2014 1:56pm

Wrong plaice at the wrong time..

Akrasia · 26-02-2014 1:56pm

Call me a traditionalist, but I'm more into the old rubber chicken slap instead

beauf · 26-02-2014 2:02pm

This is what the trout pout has led to.

Its simple assault.

Donkey Oaty · 26-02-2014 2:03pm

I wonder what Newstalk's Fionn Davenport will have to say about this!

Fionn = Fin, phonetically, which is part of a fish.

Also he there's "port" in his name, which is a place where you can land freshly-caught fish, so it's even more amusing.