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Slap in the face with a wet fish!

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  • 25-02-2014 4:38pm
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    jameshayes
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    http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/11034859.Woman_fish_slapped_with_large_bream_in_Accrington_Asda/?ref=var_0

    Girl is Irish supposedly..
    POLICE have issued CCTV images of a man and a woman they need to trace after a shop worker was slapped across the face with a fish in an Accrington supermarket.

    The incident took place around 3pm on Tuesday 4th February at the Asda store on Hyndburn Road.

    The 52 year old victim was working behind the fish counter when a young woman has approached the stall to ask about different fish.

    Without warning the woman has picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the worker across the face before running out of the store.

    The victim believes the incident was being filmed on a mobile phone by a man stood nearby who also ran from the scene when challenged.

    The woman is described as being Irish and aged between 15 and 18 with blonde, shoulder-length untidy hair. She was wearing dark jeans and a blue coat with white cuffs, white down the front and a red collar with ‘I love PB’ on the left breast pocket.

    The man is described as being around the same age, 5ft 8 tall, wearing a dark coat and dark grey trousers and boots.

    PC Graham Hartley said: “This behaviour is completely unacceptable and I would appeal to anybody that witnessed this incident or recognises either the man or the woman pictured in the CCTV images to come forward and contact me, PC 1183 Hartley on 101.”

    queue some great fish puns!


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    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
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    Wow. :rolleyes:


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    FudgeBrownie
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    jameshayes wrote: »


    queue some great fish puns!

    All sounds a bit fishy to me.


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    pickarooney
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    Did a Sky Sports commentator write that? The tenses used make no sense.


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    #5
    [Deleted User]
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    legal trouble on a large scale..

    :o


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    Muise...
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    I thought it was traditional over there?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8


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    #7
    pebbles21
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    Looks like he was in the wrong plaice at the wrong time !


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    Artful_Badger
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    Looks like.....the fish is....

    I got nottin :(


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    Aphex
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    POLICE have issued CCTV images of a man and a woman they need to trace after a shop worker was slapped across the face with a fish in an Accrington supermarket.

    The incident took place around 3pm on Tuesday 4th February at the Asda store on Hyndburn Road.

    The 52 year old victim was working behind the fish counter when a young woman has approached the stall to ask about different fish.

    Without warning the woman has picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the worker across the face before running out of the store.

    The victim believes the incident was being filmed on a mobile phone by a man stood nearby who also ran from the scene when challenged.

    The woman is described as being Irish and aged between 15 and 18 with blonde, shoulder-length untidy hair. She was wearing dark jeans and a blue coat with white cuffs, white down the front and a red collar with ‘I love PB’ on the left breast pocket.

    The man is described as being around the same age, 5ft 8 tall, wearing a dark coat and dark grey trousers and boots.

    PC Graham Hartley said: “This behaviour is completely unacceptable and I would appeal to anybody that witnessed this incident or recognises either the man or the woman pictured in the CCTV images to come forward and contact me, PC 1183 Hartley on 101.”






    Lock her up immediately!


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    I am pie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    What a load of pollocks....for fvcks hake.


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    Pedro K
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    pebbles21 wrote: »
    Looks like he was in the wrong plaice at the wrong time !

    You're some cod you are!


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    Tabnabs
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    I hake this thread.


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    MarkR
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    It's neither the time nor the plaice for this sort of malarky.


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    Donkey Oaty
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    I wonder what Newstalk's George Hook will have to say about this!

    Hook.

    You know - like on the end of a fishing line.





    No?






    I'll tell you what, why don't you guys go fck yourselves.


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    this thread smells kinda like vaginas, as the joke goes


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    stevenmu
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    Aphex wrote: »
    POLICE have issued CCTV images of a man and a woman they need to trace after a shop worker was slapped across the face with a fish in an Accrington supermarket.

    Is that where Accrington Stanley are based, have we finally solved the mystery of who they are?


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    FudgeBrownie
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    Something about a blind man saying, 'hello ladies!'


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    Hazys
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kpR4kjqS88


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    Kimbot
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    this must be the new facebook video fad, its sole purpose is to give salmon a slap and see their trout pout


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    coffee_cake
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    pickarooney wrote: »
    Did a Sky Sports commentator write that? The tenses used make no sense.

    I have agreed with this post


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    bluewolf wrote: »
    I have agreed with this post

    well.... you have


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    LETHAL LADY
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    Stupid little bitch. I'd love to slap her across the face with the sole of my shoe.


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    #23
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    /slap jameshayes

    Ruubot2 slaps jameshayes around a bit with a large trout


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    #24
    Duggy747
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    Yer wan is a doirty slapper!


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    brummytom
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    All these puns are giving me a haddock.


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    #26
    whisky_galore
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    One of our own doing us proud, yet again.


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    Mickey H
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    Good Evening Ladies. ;)


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    #28
    Kev_2012
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    It'll be a total fluke if she gets away with this, but I hope she gets knocked off her perch.


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    #29
    MonsterCookie
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    Funny, it's usually the fish that gets battered...


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    #30
    Arthur Beesley
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    I love Peanut Butter too, but I'm not sure I'd wear a badge proclaiming my love of Peanut Butter though.


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    Stavros Murphy
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    Victim? Lol. Someone set up a support Group, quick. "It happned in a flash, I was standing there, iceing the pollock, when wham! A Bream in the kisser and down I went. My life flashed before my eyes. I'm lucky to be alive - if she'd picked a Cod, I'd be a gonner".


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