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    The Blackcoat's Daughter - Oz Perkins first film is a delicate and haunting tale of childhood innocence lost and the dark underbelly of desire. With a delicate pace that slowly builds tension through what we don't see, February is like all the best horrors, a film more concerned with tone that it is jump scares or gore and so much better for it.

    Even when the twist is obvious about a third of the way through, the film is never anything less than thrilling. It's a wonderfully understated and adult film that is startling in the way it turns genre cliches on their head.

    Tôkaidô Yotsuya kaidan- An early precursor to modern Japanese ghost stories, Tôkaidô Yotsuya kaidan is a tale of vengeful ghosts who haunt the samurai who ended their life. With it's short run time, there's a somewhat disjointed feel to the film and the manner in which our Samurai is so easily coerced has a somewhat theatrical feel. There's no real sense of time passing and as such, many of the films twists feel a little half baked. Our Samurai goes from killing a rich man so as to marry his daughter to living in poverty and plotting to murder his wife so that he can marry a richer woman.

    And yet the film works, it has a wonderful unnerving look and feel, that sets it apart. The final 15 minutes are a blizzard of bizarre and memorable imagery that will linger long after the film has ended. There's a number of issues with pacing and plot but taken for the sheer force of nature that it is and you have a unique and disconcerting film that set the standard for so many that would follow


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    Stage Fright - A better idea than film and one that would have worked better as a short or if the film maker had opted to put the killer front and center. When your films best moment comes courtesy of the end credits in which the killer sings, you know you have issues and Stage Fright is very much a film suffering from an identity crisis. It's at once shockingly violent and lighthearted thanks to the half-baked songs that can't cover up the films many shortcomings. With a script that features scenes of sexual assault played for laughs, and a lead who is pretty much forced to use her body to secure a role and you have a film in serious need of a stronger hand steering it all.

    There's nothing truly awful here, just a good bit of poorly conceived material that simply isn't strong enough to make the film work. Had they had the killer as the lead and just gone with it and you have the sense that Stage Fright may have been the genre mash up cult classic it's so desperate to be. As it is, it's an entertaining if bland horror musical that never quite gels in an effective manner.

    Satanic - The kind of film that you watch and then instantly forget about. There's nothing inherently bad to be found in Satanic and the opening is rather effective but it's a film all about the build up and the pay-off simply isn't worth it. Performances are good, it's well written, the direction is strong and the film has a number of good ideas in play but it just goes nowhere. It's the cinematic equivalent of bad sex, all build up with no climax.

    The Hallow - There's a good short film to be found here but as a feature, The Hallow is an overlong bore that simply doesn't have enough ideas or thrills. The characters are all idiots, the twist obvious from the first reel and the whole film just feels like a whole lot of meh. It's a film that is neither awful enough to enjoy ironically nor good enough to actually enjoy, it's just a decidedly average venture that feels like a hundred others.

    Odd Thomas - A slight but fun supernatural thriller that looks and feels like a comic book come to life. Yelchin and Dafoe are great but can only do so much to elevate the film from its made for TV look and feel. Addison Timlin as Odd's love interest Stormy ranks up there with on all-time awful performances scale. She's not just bad, she's abysmal and ruins every single moment that she has. She has no chemistry with anyone and her dialogue is delivered in the style and tone of a lobotomize robot.

    Odd Thomas is a film that suffered from behind the scenes issues, budget cuts, long delays, lawsuits, and it shows. There's a real sense that what we got is half finished and it's a shame as Odd Thomas has the potential to be a great franchise or even better a big budget tv series. Odd Thomas is fun, it's light and easy to watch nonsense that's more concerned with raising a smile than it is in trying to scare and all the better for it.


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    The Neon Demon - Vapid, empty, pretty and with not a whole lot going beneath the surface, The Neon Demon is a perfect representation of the fashion industry in this day and age. With a cobbled together story that feels like it's being made up on the fly, the entire film rests solely on the exquisite aesthetic on display. Featuring Refn's now legendary framing and use of colour and you have a visual treat like no other, you could take any single frame here and hang it in a gallery. There's no filmmaker making such singularly beautiful cinema and there's certainly no one else who could make necrophilia look quite so tender.

    The Neon Demon, much like Only God Forgives is not a film for everyone, it's diverse and unwieldy and never really tries to make any sense and yet, for those willing to give themselves over there's much to love here. A beautiful and haunting if utterly empty film that's all about the surface beauty.


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    Officer Downe - Garish, grim, ghastly and devoid of any sense of wit or originality, Officer Downe is like a bargain basement rip off of Crank by ways of Deadpool.

    Tonally it's got more ups and downs than Kanye West's sense of self importance and in fact, it's pretty much the cinematic equivalent of Kanye's recent months. It promises so much, a great cast, an interesting left field director, produced by 50% of the filmmakers behind Crank and with a script by Joe Casey who wrote the original comic things are looking good.

    And then the film starts and you quickly realise that this is the kind of film that thinks it's hilarious to have an orgasm counter on screen as our hero eats out some hooker. Officer Downe starts in the gutter and stay there as the muddled plot plays out with all the urgency of a trip to the dentist. Officer Downe is less a film than it is a series of poorly conceived skits edited together with the barest of story. It's a film in which every element feels lifted from else where, the blaxploitation kung ku killer, the animal masked crime bosses, the gun running nuns and on and on it goes as the film takes a little from genre a and adds a dallop of every other genre out there.

    Officer Downe feels less like a film than it does the pilot for a late night TV show. The film builds and builds toward a finale that never comes, instead we get a poorly choreographed fist fight that has all the excitement of two drunks jostling to get an order in before last call.

    There is potential here, a hell of a lot. In fact it's clear that with a little love and care that Officer Downe could be something special but based on the 90 minutes here it's hard to get excited for the sequel that the final moments set up, though that said the chances of a sequel based off of the performance of this are slim. And that's a shame as Kim Coates gives a great performances and brings some nuance to a role that seems to have been written without any. If a sequel does get made it would be wise to make it all about Officer Downe and not some rookie cop assigned to look after him.

    Dark was the Night - A great set up, good world building and some fine performances mark Dark Was the Night out as something a little bit special. The creature is largely kept off screen and used sparingly to create tension and give the film a sense of unease but all this is squandered toward the end when we get a look at the creature and it look slike something from a Sci-FI film of the week made in 95. It's so jarring and awful looking that it ruins so much of what went before.

    Still, all the other elements are well don and create a film that is dark, tense and far, far better than anyone would every guess.


    I Am Not a Serial Killer - A low-key thriller that makes the most of a small budget to wring some real suspense out of a set up that may be familiar but still manages to pull off some interesting twists. Christopher Lloyd is brilliant as the antagonist and brings some warmth and heart to the film, he's the soul of the film and steals every moment he's onscreen.


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    The Devil's Doll - Decent fun if you can get past the day time soap lead. The budget was no doubt tiny and as such it's nice that the film has a cinematic feel, gore is well handled and the death scenes are great fun. This is a film to watch with a beer in hand and as such, it's relatively good fun and easily forgettable.

    The Witch - Less a film than a mood piece, The Witch is a beautifully haunting tale of the evil the lays just out of view. It's oppressive tone, ever swelling sense of unease and that out of nowhere ending make it one of the most original, shocking and down right great horror films in a long time. It's dark, intelligent and scary to boot.

    Phantasm - A stone cold genre classic that may have its faults but it's sheer balls to the wall approach paints over any shortcomings to make Phantasm on of horror's best franchises. There's loads of heart here, the leads are likable and kick ass convincingly, the FX is great and the Tall Man is the best horror villain of all time.

    Coffin Rock - Single White Female with a male twist, this is the third in the unofficial trilogy where Robert Taylor has awful things happen to him and his wife while all he wants to do is go about his day as normal. Coffin Rock is a rather dull thriller with a bland bad guy and a female lead who you just want to get her comeuppance, it's a film in which all you want is everyone to die.


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    Ouija: Origin of Evil - A far better film than the original, Origin of Evil is far better than it has any right to be. Sure it may take an age to get going and the last 20 minutes is a mad rush to the end but it looks great and has some genuinely fun moments. There's nothing here original or out of left field, but it tells a decent story in a rather adult manner and as such is head and shoulders above so much of its ilk.

    The Keep - It's hard to know what to think of the Keep, Michael Mann's utterly delirious fever dream that's less concerned with coherence than it is with gorgeous visuals and an utterly bonkers score from Tangerine Dream. This is very much a film butchered in post to try and create something and it shows, there's no sense of time, relationships go from first introductions to passionate sex on a floor and a character travels across Europe in what appears to be a day.

    Mann has often spoke of his much longer cut and it would be interesting to see as it would at the very least make for a more tonally coherent film though that said, much of the film's charm comes from how all over the place it is. This is a film in which the ridiculous becomes sublime, it's a wonderful atrocity of film making, the kind of throw everything at the screen and see what sticks cluster **** that succeeds thanks in part to the sheer audacity of Mann's vision.


    Elle - Paul Verhoeven masterfully defies expectation to deliver a rape revenge tale that is as slight and witty, as the initial rape is grotesque and inhumane. Opening mid-assault, Verhoeven's film is on the attack from its opening frame and what follows is the most French reaction to a rape that cinema has ever seen. Like with his Hollywood fare, Elle is dripping with sarcasm, satire and a sense of a master filmmaker having the time of his life.

    Isabelle Huppert delivers one of cinema's most shocking and fearless performances, her reaction to the assault, played with off-kilter coldness gives cinema perhaps it's first real feminist reaction to rape as a plot device. Her reaction to the assault is not as a victim but as a survivor, or in perhaps the films most shocking twist on expectations, by not allowing the rape to define her in any way.

    That the rape is so swiftly dealt with allows Verhoeven to explore some dark themes in a way only he can, having Elle repeatedly face her attacker makes for hard going and allows the most shocking assault to not be the initial attack but the way the two characters move into the others lives.

    Elle is a fascinatng film, dark and adult in a manner few would dare, it takes on of society's most taboo subjects and manages to find the humour in it while never down playing the act of rape. It's a startling film, bleak, unrelenting and thrilling. It's a modern classic.

    The First Power - Remember Fallen, that horror thriller from 1998 in which Denzel chased around a body-hopping serial killer who he had recently watched being executed? Well, The First Power is that Lou Diamond Phillips 1990 horror thriller in which Lou chases around a body-hopping serial killer who he had recently watched being executed.

    Yes, The First Power is familiar but mainly due to how many other films lifted wholesale from it, most of it's big ideas were played out on a bigger canvas by filmmakers with more money to spend but The First Power remains a damn fine little thriller with a strong script, some good performances and an interesting killer and best of all, a sense of humour. It may be 90s cinema by the numbers but it's damn entertaining while it lasts


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    Train to Busan - Doing something new in a genre as oversaturated as the zombie horror is a hard thing to do and it's a credit to Train to Busan that it manages to do something rather interesting. Sure characters are as stock as they come, you can guess the fate of each from their first moment onscreen, and the story never really goes anywhere truly original, but taken for a low-key zombie apocalypse film and Train to Busan is a winner. It has a good script, some fun ideas such as zombies unable to see in the dark, a number of fun set pieces and best of all, it looks great.

    Train to Busan is not groundbreaking film some claim, it's too familiar for that but it is a bloody good time and perfect blood spattered Saturday night fun.

    I Am a Hero - A gory good time, this blood-soaked zombie film features grotesque deaths, some stomach churning effects and a finale that raises the bar in terms of blood spilled. I Am a Hero is a smart and tight manga adaptation with a good script, a pitch-black sense of humour, over the top gore effects and a more rounded and real take on the end of the world.


    The ReZort - A syfy film of the week with a budget, this fun Jurassic Park with zombies romp knows exactly what it wants to say and just gets on with it. Exposition is kept to a minimum and you can see where it's going from the out but along the way it manages to be far more enjoyable than it has any right to be, and even manages to pack in a little light social commentary.

    The ReZort is dumb, it's easy to watch trash with a fun cast and it never tries to be anything other than entertaining. As such, it's not a bad way to kill an evening.

    Pornostar - With a title designed to grab your attention, Pornostar is Toshiaki Toyoda's brutally efficient nihilistic tale of one man's descent into the violent underbelly of the Japanese Yakuza. Opening with intent, the film is on the attack from the very first frame and never relents, with a pulsing Rock score, scenes of shocking violence and an antagonist who exists solely to kill those who aren't needed, Pornostar is a bloody gut punch that manages to subvert expectation to deliver a truly unique gangster film.


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    Frankenstein 2015 - One of the more innovative adaptations of the story of Adam in a long time, Rose's modern twist on the tale is a dark and mature horror film with plenty of gore but also a reliance not simple on violence but rather heart. Frankenstein 2015 may be cheap as hell but it works thanks to spirited performances and some gorgeous visuals. It's familiar and yet fresh, a film about ideas above all else

    Abattoir - A low budget gem, Bousman manages to make the most out of a tiny budget and when the big reveal comes the film it's well worth it. Abattoir is a dark and understated film with a strong script and some decent acting. It's a film that with a much bigger budget could be something truly special but taken for what it is Abattoir is a damn fine piece of genre cinema that deserves a sequel.

    The Night Crew - A low budget horror film with a good cast and some fantastic set pieces. The budget is limited but it never shows, every cent is on screen and it shows. This is not the kind of film that will be remembered the next day but while it lasts it's a blast and far better than many 200 million dollar action films.

    Angel Heart - A bleak and unrelenting journey into the darkest pits of the soul< angel heart is one of the fine low key horror films ever made. A pitch perfect horror that favors atmosphere above all else. It's an old-fashioned horror that feels fresh to this day.


    Don't Knock Twice - A damn fine little horror film, smart and unnerving it has some great ideas, good performances and looks great. A far better horror film than most and certainly deserving of a far greater rep

    Resident Evil: The Final Chapter - The kind of nonsensical garbage that really has no reason to exist. A film so muddled, murky and ugly that even the rather gorgoeus looking set design is lost amongst the kind of shadowy environments that teenage boys dream of. This is a film where characters exist simply to die, where no one evolves beyond a cut out and where the action is shot in such a haphazard manner that at the best of time it resembles someone having a seizure.

    There's no reason for this film to exist and anyone who didn't guess the fate of Alice four films ago will leave wondering how such an obvious and boring idea passed them by. It's hard make a film in which no one is thrilled by armies of zombies laying waste to the last of humanity but by god the Anderson managed to do just that.

    Fender Bender - Death Proof without the pretention is the most apt description of Fender Bender, an 80s styled slasher that's infused with a nihilistic streak that makes for a perfect throwback slasher. Bill Sage is perfect as the Driver, a cold-blooded killer whose weapons of choice include his car and a blade which I'm sure someone will argue gives his killings a rather phallic tone but that's for another day.

    Fender Bender is the kind of dank and dark film that we rarely see these days, a film in which bad things happen to good people in a graphic manner and is all the better for it. This is an 80s slasher through and through, free of the self-referential tone of so many modern slashers it allows the film to build suspense in a far more subdued and understated manner resulting in perhaps the best slasher in years.

    Don't Kill It - Got a tiny budget bur need to deliver a fun horror film in under two weeks, well Mike Mendez is your man given that he managed to do just that with the bloody good Don't Kill It, a film shot on the catering budget of whatever bore fest Marvel is currently working on and like Raimi before him, Mendez puts every cent onscreen and it shows. From the brilliant old school gore FX to the fun and spirited performance from Lundgren to the understated and bold direction, Don't Kill It is a treat for genre fans. It's the kind of old fashioned fare that actually does something interesting and once again makes you hope that someone will hand Mendez a bundle of cash and let him do what he does on a far broader canvas.


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    Switchback - A grand serial killer film that never really amounts to a whole lot beyond disposable entertainment, and you that's not a bad thing. With decent performances, a fun if familiar script and all the cliches you know and love, Switchback is a lazy afternoon's viewing. A film that provides just the right kind of background noise.

    Prevenge - Imagine if you were to take characters from The Office and then cast David Brent as a pregnant female serial killer who gets her orders from the fetus growing inside her and you have Prevenge, Alice Lowe's dark and fun horror film that manages to bring an original slant to a genre that has had little signs of life in the past years.

    It's a dark and gore filled comedy horror with an emphasis on laughs. It's not all successful but it succeeds more often than not and shows once again that Lowe is one fo the more interesting voices in British cinema.

    Ninja Apocalypse - A low budget gem, this post apocalyptic ninja versus zombies versus other ninja is the Warriors on a smaller scale and while it's cheap and at times tacky it remains a lot of fun and has a number of fun set pieces. It's the kind of film you watch with no expectations and find yourself enjoying far more than you should.

    Split - A damn fine genre film with a superb central performance and a wonderfully demented ending that turns everything up to 11 and just goes with it. Sure there's issues along the way but when your film is this demented and fun they are easy to forgive. Split is the best film from Shyamalan in a long time and the proposed sequel cannot come fast enough.

    The Windmill Massacre - One of the better slasher films in awhile, it's got good kills, likeable characters, some great over acting and a plot that actually strives to be something other than just cliche riddled. It's by no means a great film and hardly a good one, but it's fun and doesn't out stay its welcome and I'd have no problem sitting down to watch a sequel.

    The Void - The best John Carpenter film since In the Mouth of Madness, this bastard child of Hellraiser and Prince of Darkness is a dark and unrelenting slip into the dark that lurks beneath the world. It's a brave and bold horror film that features striking visuals, memorable characters and a wonderfully over blown ending, just a shame that so much of the first half of the film is so banal and familiar. It's like every other siege film ever made, only without the wit and/or finesse of the greats. So much of the opening 45 minutes could be lost and instead replaced with more of the Void and certainly more of our villain and the horrors he raised so as to open the void. Still, for a low budget genre entry, The Void is a step above and deserves to be seen.


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    The Burrowers - One of the few great horror westerns, J.T. Petty is a gifted filmmaker and creates one of the most atmospheric and down beat horrors in some time. It's a wonderfully evocative piece and deserving to be seen and celebrated.

    Get Out - Not quite the genre classic so many claim but a damn fine film in its own right with some wonderful moments and a nice subversive streak. Performances are strong, the writing is good and it's a film of small moments. Go in expecting a game changer and you will leave disappointed, go in expecting a mature and dark thriller and you'll be greatly rewarded.

    Rigor Mortis - The best hopping vampie film ever made, Juno Maks loving tribute to the Mr Vampire franchise removes the comedy and ups the tension and violence considerably and to great effect. With a cast of memorable characters, gorgeous cinematography, demented set pieces and a wonderful sense of wit Rigor Mortis is a true modern genre classic.



    Just Before Dawn - One of the best slasher films, Just Before Dawn is a grown-up example of what is one of the most put upon genres and in most cases deservedly so. There is no other genre with so many piss poor DIY efforts and it takes something a little special to stand out, Just Before Dawn is that rare gem in the rough. A good script, a stunning setting, adult characters and a restrained nature, Just Before Dawn is everything you want from a slashed. The violence is rather trite and there's little gore but when it does occur is has an impact making it quite memorable.

    The Final Terror - A better example of 80s slasher mania, The Final Terror makes great use of an older cast of adults, some nice scenery, tight direction and a better then average script. It's hardly high art and the kill count is low but for what it is, The Final Terror is fine.

    Ms .45 - A rape revenge film from Abel Ferrara was never going to be conventional and with Ms .45 Ferrara turns in a dark and subversive take on a genre which had been trivialised by exploitative trash such as Death Wish.

    In Ms .45 the act of rape is a freeing one, it allows Thana to become the woman she always wanted, from timid mute seamstress with mousey hair and buttoned up blouse who avoids confrontation to a woman who dresses provocatively and actively puts herself in dangerous situations. It's a startling contrast and while at times it comes dangerously close to crossing over into exploitation, Ferrara manages to keep the film grounded and let Thana as a character both evolve and devolve.

    The film's most startling moment involves neither the rapes or the violence but rather a telling moment in which Thana simply writes "I just want everyone to leave me alone" and that moment when it becomes clear just how much she enjoys the violence. At heart Ms .45 is a simple tale of someone who just wants the world to leave them alone and if that means that she has to kill any man who shows any affection to a woman then so be it, and you know what it's easy to fall in behind her. Ms .45 is far better than a simple rape revenge tale, it's a mature and dark descent into the mind of a victim and how violence set them free to be the person they always wanted.


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    The Bloodstained Shadow: A gorgeous looking Giallo with striking bold colours, an unnerving and disjointed soundtrack and featuring a great wouldn't happen today moment when a priest is sent to talk with a child molester. The Bloodstained Shadow is a curio, an interesting and somewhat off-kilter feel that makes for a rather unique experience. It's not a film for everyone but genre fans will lap it up.


    The Belko Experiment:Battle Royals with **** FX work. The Belko Experiment thinks that its smart and biting but its all just rather dumb and boring with 2 dimensional characters, a plot that rips off a dozen better films and a made for TV feel. It's not an awful film just a bad one.

    Warning Sign: The smartest zombie film ever made, this mid-80s slice of paranoia cinema is a wonderful little horror film that succeeds thanks to the sense of realism. It's got strong writing, a great cast, and some genuine chills. Essential viewing for horror fans.

    Man Vs.: A fine one man on his own film let down by some truly awful CGI that would have been dated during the PS2 era of gaming. It's a shame that such corners were cut as Man Vs. is otherwise a fine piece of low-budget genre cinema. With a strong central performance, some gorgeous scenery and a real sense of suspense it's a film that really deserves to be seen.

    Lifeforce: Boobs from space or Lifeforce as it is more commonly known is a sumptuous visual treat with some great FX work, a fun and completely over the top story, decent acting and more boobs than you can count. It's dumb fun and the kind of 90s madness that you wish there was more of.

    Candyman: One of the best horror films ever made, a smart and adult tale with a gorgeous score and arresting visuals. It's one of a kind and stands up far better than many of its peers.

    The Blob: Everything a remake should be, fantastic FX work, a fun script and the Blob is one of cinemas most enjoyable creatures. The scene where it talks is up there with cinemas best moments and worth rewinding for.

    Dracula 1958: Dated but still the last word on gothic horror, Cushing and Lee are striking and bring a heart that other adaptations have lacked. It's aged and the cracks show but the final moments remain stunning.

    The Curse of Frankenstein: Good old fashioned fun, with a sly black humour running throughout this is one of the best versions of the classic tale.

    The Burning: Fisher Stevens getting his fingers mutilated is one of cinemas finest moments, the rest is generic but fun hack and slash nonsense the likes of which we no longer get thanks to the obsession with PG13 and CGI.

    Burnt Offerings: Great lil haunted house film that manages to be chilling, atmospheric and creepy all on a PG rating. Dan Curtis was one of cinema and TVs most undervalued commodities and Burtn Offerings is proof that he was an exceptional talent.

    I'm a Killer: Dreary based on fact serial killer thriller with strong performances, gorgeous muted visuals, and some striking imagery. It's not an easy watch and the festival audience ruined much of the experience given their tutting, shrieks and random people walking in late and then talking over the film as they found free seats in the shed on wheels in which the film was screened. Still even with all that and daylight streaming in from the holes in the ceiling, I'm a Killer was a winner.

    Alien Covenant: Continuing his quest to rob one of cinemas most iconic series of every single bit of wonder, Ridley Scott once again takes an interesting set up and manages to nothing but bore the audience. Alien: Covenant is a film so in love with itself and its sense of grandiose that plot, characters, xenomophs, atmosphere, suspense and basic storytelling are largely ignored in favor of androids spouting poetry and talking about God.

    It's all rather dull and plodding with the film lurching from one disappointing set piece to the next with no lasting impact.

    Alien: Covenant is the cinematic equivalent of seeing Brian Wilson play Pet Sounds in 2017. You can see why it's so revered and there's a spark of the genius remaining but overall it feels a little cynical and succeeds in spite of the great mans bored expression throughout. and that's Alien: Covenant, a film that coasts by on Scott's legacy with nothing new to say.

    Also CGI Xenomorphs look awful and cheapen the films only saving grace, those stunning CGI laden visuals.

    Dracula 1974: The film which Coppola and writer James V. Hart lifted wholesale for their early 90s Dracula. Curtis bubs his seasoned and alongside Matheson find a fresh angle from which to tackle one of cinemas most recognisable tales. The changes here work and Palance makes for an interesting Dracula giving the film an off kilter feel. As a made for TV production there's many a corner cut but the film manages to be atmospheric and at tunes iconic. It's a testament to Curtis that the film works so well and still stands up as one of the best Dracula adaptations.


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    They're Watching - A great kind of found footage film in which the central idea of recording a complete and utter cluster**** of a situation actually makes narrative sense. Given that our leads are a shooting crew for a make over TV show the film never resorts to out of focus shaky cam in order to create tension and in a pleasant change of pace all the film looks great. They're Watching is a wonderfully demented and charming horror, one with likable leads, genuine laughs and that finale is up there with the most bat **** crazy around. Sure the film has its issues, some of the acting is a little amdram and the FX work isn't great but when a film is this fun who cares. They're Watching is a damn fine little genre film and destined for cultdom in the years to come.

    The Veil - Thoms Jane is great as a charismatic cult leader, it's just a shame that so much of the film follows a rather bland film crew rather than focus on the cult. Then ending hints at great things and the film has enough good moments to deserve a sequel but between those good bits there's simply far too many scenes of Jessica Alba trying to act. The Veil is a good idea in an average film, it has some good ideas, a few nice twists and Jane is great but it never seems to know where to focus.


    Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh - Far as horror sequels go, Farewell to the Flesh isn't half bad, it has a wonderful central villain, an interesting story and the New Orleans setting adds so much which coupled with the beautifully haunting score gives Farewell to the Flesh an certain off kilter feel. It plays out like a fever dream, full of stunning visuals and unique locations. It's one of those films that is hard to categorise, it's as much a period character piece as it is a slasher. It's a film that much like the original lingers in your memory.

    Dolls - A kids film with added gore, Dolls is Stuart Gordon's mental homage to The Old Dark House and classic skid row 30s horror, only this time instead of a monster we have dozens of killer dolls. Dolls has a couple of issues, some of the acting is forced, it's rather cheap looking and the story could use a bit more meat but at only 75 minutes long the film never drags and once the carnage starts the film kicks it up a gear and delivers a truly demented and fun tale.


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    The Hound of the Baskervilles 1983 - A damn fine Holmes tale with great production values and a nice big budget feel. It's a tale adapted a dozen times but it never feels too familiar or generic thanks to good performances and strong writing. Not a classic but it's damn fine cinema

    Death Trance - Cheap and cheerful fare that uses a single location to tell a rather straightforward and simple story. The FX work is good and the action well staged but all in all it's little more than a series of small set pieces strung together by the flimsiest of plots.

    68 Kill - A blistering, balls to the wall feminist exploitation film with a good script, spirited performances and some of the best wtf moments in a long time. 68 Kill isan unexpected gem, the kind of no-nonsense female led cinema we need more of.

    It Comes At Night - Not quite the sum of its parts, It Comes at Night is a dark and unsettling thriller that really needs another 30 minutes so as to breath. The cast are great and it looks fantastic but at times it's too understated to have any lasting impact.

    Vampires - Very much a relic of the late 90s, Vampires is a brash and loud low budget horror film with a number of incidents of female characters being treated like **** in a way that you would never get away with now. Woods is great as the wisecracking leader of the group and while the action has a cheap feel the whole thing is a lot of fun with good gore, plenty of laughs and a real sense of abandon. It's cheap trash of the best kind.

    Frankenhooker - A broad horror comedy that works thanks to it's total lack of realism, the over the top gore and cheap FX work are a treat, giving the film an off kilter feeling that makes it all rather charming. The performances are a little ropey at times but overall work. The films cheerful and sweet heart make it a rare treat, a gory horror film more concerned with a likable but demented lead than it is nudity and gore.

    The House on Sorority Row - A fine lil slasher film with a game cast and some nice suspense. It's pretty familiar but stands up as an inventive and nasty slasher that puts some truly dislikeable female characters front and center. The gore is well done, the story is strong and it looks rather good. Not a classic along the lines of say Halloween but it's worth rediscovering.

    The Slumber Party Massacre - Far better than it has any right to be, The Slumber Party Massacre is a gleefully over the top slasher with some rather startling gore, a rather interesting feminist slant, and some good humour. It plays around with genre expectation in quite an interesting manner, the killer's face is seen in one of the very first scenes and the phallic nature of the death weapon combined with its placement in a number of key shots makes for a rather diverting subtext and helps the film stand out from the crowd.


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    Alone in the Dark 1982 - A nihilistic early 80s slasher film with a great cast and a couple of nice kills. It's a little dated and some of the characters are a little stock but it's dark and grim and has a rather unnerving underlying sense of threat.

    Last Rampage: The Escape of Gary Tison - The title may be a little Lifetime Movie of the week but Robert Patrick is electric in this rather great little genre film. Based on a grim true story it's a credit to the film that it never feels exploitive or over the top, the senseless violence is tastefully done and the charters are never celebrated or put on a pedestal. The low budget hurts a couple of scenes but overall Last Rampage is a damn fine film with a superb central performance.


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    Waxwork - A bright and breezy slice of 80s horror trash, like a series of short vignettes linked by a fun wraparound story, Waxwork is good goofy fun with a great score and some memorable moments.

    Small Town Killers - Vulgar, over the top and broad but also quite sweet, Small Town Killers is very European. It's nuts, it's offensive and it's all bloody good fun. The ending may be a little sudden but the rest of the film makes up for it. Not a great black comedy but a damn good one that flirts with greatness

    With it being October it's time once again for 31 Nights of Fright

    The Blood on Satan's Claw - An unnerving slice of folk horror with a wonderfully demented sense of the twisted. The story is strong and the characters well defined resulting in some truly shocking moments, the midpoint rape scene is one of the most effective and unsettling ever put onscreen. Throw in a wonderfully evocative score and a demented depiction of Satan and you have a fine slice of genre cinema deserving to be counted amongst the greats.

    Wer - Wer is an oddity on one hand it's a humdrum thriller with AJ Cook delivering an awful lead performance but then toward the later half it goes so over the top, so bat **** crazy that you have to tip your hat to one of the biggest what the **** did I just watch films in a long time. It's a found footage film where you fund yourself reportedly asking, "who recorded all this" before bring wowed by the sheer audacity of the ridiculousness of what is unfolding. It's not a great film but it is one half great spectacle

    Black Christmas - A classic and one which helped create and define an entire genre of horror that many have attempted but few have bettered. Thanks to strong writing and believable well-rounded characters you end up genuinely rooting for the all involved. The fact that the killer has a little depth is an added bonus and the gore, while rather tame now still has an edge and the understated nature of the deaths mean that they have more impact than most modern slashers.

    Gerald's Game - Perhaps the most faithful Stephen King yet given that for 90 minutes it is a tense and unnerving descent into madness only to be followed by 10 minutes so dumb and out of left field that they nearly derail the entire film. The performances from the two leads are great and the film slowly builds toward a truly shocking moment that is truly grotesque.


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    Waxwork - A bright and breezy slice of 80s horror trash, like a series of short vignettes linked by a fun wraparound story, Waxwork is good goofy fun with a great score and some memorable moments.

    Small Town Killers - Vulgar, over the top and broad but also quite sweet, Small Town Killers is very European. It's nuts, it's offensive and it's all bloody good fun. The ending may be a little sudden but the rest of the film makes up for it. Not a great black comedy but a damn good one that flirts with greatness

    With it being October it's time once again for 31 Nights of Fright

    The Blood on Satan's Claw - An unnerving slice of folk horror with a wonderfully demented sense of the twisted. The story is strong and the characters well defined resulting in some truly shocking moments, the midpoint rape scene is one of the most effective and unsettling ever put onscreen. Throw in a wonderfully evocative score and a demented depiction of Satan and you have a fine slice of genre cinema deserving to be counted amongst the greats.

    Wer - Wer is an oddity on one hand it's a humdrum thriller with AJ Cook delivering an awful lead performance but then toward the later half it goes so over the top, so bat **** crazy that you have to tip your hat to one of the biggest what the **** did I just watch films in a long time. It's a found footage film where you fund yourself reportedly asking, "who recorded all this" before bring wowed by the sheer audacity of the ridiculousness of what is unfolding. It's not a great film but it is one half great spectacle

    Black Christmas - A classic and one which helped create and define an entire genre of horror that many have attempted but few have bettered. Thanks to strong writing and believable well-rounded characters you end up genuinely rooting for the all involved. The fact that the killer has a little depth is an added bonus and the gore, while rather tame now still has an edge and the understated nature of the deaths mean that they have more impact than most modern slashers.

    Gerald's Game - Perhaps the most faithful Stephen King yet given that for 90 minutes it is a tense and unnerving descent into madness only to be followed by 10 minutes so dumb and out of left field that they nearly derail the entire film. The performances from the two leads are great and the film slowly builds toward a truly shocking moment that is truly grotesque.

    Did you see some of these on shudder.com?


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    jh79 wrote: »
    Did you see some of these on shudder.com?

    Mixture of Shudder, Blu-ray and Netflix


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    Mixture of Shudder, Blu-ray and Netflix



    I think shudder is great. Would like HD where possible but its not bad. Nice selection of the old and new.

    I've stopped buying some of the lesser Arrow releases because of it. I still buy 88 films blurays as they don't have a deal with Shudder.

    Wonder if streaming on shudder is good for Arrow in the long term?


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    jh79 wrote:
    I think shudder is great. Would like HD where possible but its not bad. Nice selection of the old and new.

    Most are in HD and it had been improving. I jump between the different countries and there are some great gems there

    jh79 wrote:
    I've stopped buying some of the lesser Arrow releases because of it. I still buy 88 films blurays as they don't have a deal with Shudder.

    Still buy a lot. Good as Shudder is, it's still compressed to hell and Arrow special features are usually great.

    jh79 wrote:
    Wonder if streaming on shudder is good for Arrow in the long term?

    Nope, the licensing cost paid to them would pale in comparison to what they get now. They are a boutique label and while they do well, much like 88 Films or Fabulous Films they have titles that lose money. Putting more stuff on streaming sites would result in less sales as people wouldn't take a chance on since oddity


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    Most are in HD and it had been improving. I jump between the different countries and there are some great gems there




    Still buy a lot. Good as Shudder is, it's still compressed to hell and Arrow special features are usually great.




    Nope, the licensing cost paid to them would pale in comparison to what they get now. They are a boutique label and while they do well, much like 88 Films or Fabulous Films they have titles that lose money. Putting more stuff on streaming sites would result in less sales as people wouldn't take a chance on since oddity

    What's the US site like? Would it have stuff from blue underground, Severin , Synapse ?


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    Maniac Cop - A prime slice of late 80s exploitation cinema that is rather quaint when viewed today. The while cop on a rampage is used sparingly with nor time spent on finding out who he is rather then watching him do his thing. The script from king of the B moves Cohen is strong with interesting characters and good suspense.

    Some of the acting is a little broad, Campbell in particular is poor and his screeching partner grates but overall the cast are good.

    Maniac Cop is good fun, it has suspense, great practical FX and Atkins is on top form.

    Blood Glacier - It's The Thing by way of the SyFy channel and shockingly isn't half bad. It's a pretty generic set up and it takes some time to get going but it manages to build suspense in a nice way and it even takes a moment to create some genuine character development. When the creatures do show up they look great and are used sparingly, the evil ram in particular is a highlight. Blood Glacier is a familiar story well told, it's not going to be celebrated anytime soon but while it lasts it's never less than interesting

    The Haunted Mansion -Exactly what you expect, a fun romp with decent writing, good performances and a couple of inspired moments. The most shocking aspect is how old school it is, this is a film which opens with a man committing suicide by hanging, giving it a real 80s feel.

    We Are the Flesh - A dark and ****ed up journey into the abyss, visually stunning with some brave performances We Are the Flesh is a one of a kind film. It's a film about incest, featuring real unsimulated sex, graphic full frontal nudity and one of cinemas most what the **** moments. It's almost impossible to recommend We Are the Flesh for it's a marmite film that will split audiences right down the middle.

    Waxwork II: Lost in Time - A little too light for its own good, Waxwork II is a gaudy and cheap horror sequel with a thrown together script, some good gore, spirited performances and an obvious love of cinema. It's just a shame that it hasn't the budget to match its aspirations. It thrives to be a blockbuster only made on the catering budget of the latest Marvel film.

    Crimson Peak -Del Toro delivers another stunning gothic horror, rich in lush visuals and an oppressive atmosphere Crimson Peak is a stunning work of art. The story is a little old hat but there's not been a film so aesthetically beautiful in some time. Performances are good and the violence is well handled but honestly, Crimson Peak is a film for those who love old gothic horrors with sumptuous set design and films in which every moment could hang in a gallery.


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    Films 11 and 12 of 321 Nights of Fright:

    The Limehouse Golem - Gorgeous to look at and with strong performances but a weak script hinder it. The writing is trite and formulaic and there's no real character development as our cast blunder from one set up to the next. The whole thing has a Sunday night BBC One drama feel to it and while that's not the worst thing in the world, the whole thing does leave you feeling a little cold. All the elements of a great film are here, just the script lets it all down.

    Contamination - How this ever made the video nasties list is a head-scratchingly difficult? It's less a gore film than it is a light and fun trashy sci-fi film with some truly inspired Alien FX and plenty of exploding body parts. The score is the real highlight of what is a trashy piece of low budget cinema.


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    Tales of Halloween - Like all anthologies, this is something of a mixed bag ranging from the good to the great. The best segment belongs to Saturday the 14th, a truly inspired slice of 80s slasher cinema with a nice twist. All the segments are fun and the way they all play into each other is nice. All in all, it's good fun with a nice sense of humor and barely a bad egg in the bunch.

    The Babysitter - McG delivers a slick and fun 80s style horror comedy with plenty of gore, some great deaths and best of all a little depth. The characters are interesting and our two leads have great chemistry and their relationship and how it develops is the films real star. The Babysitter is great old school fun, a slick and gory horror with laughs and a nice twisted streak.

    Annabelle: Creation - Better than the original, this low key haunted house film has a wonderful moody setting, a better cast than it has any right to and a nice sense of unease. Sure it's a little too long and the scares are'nt up to much but while it lasts it's good fun and the manner in which is ties into the original is great. Quickly forgotten no doubt, but for what it is Annabelle: Creation is fine cinema.

    The Cell - Visually gorgeous but a little dead, The Cell is a treat for the eyes and nothing else. The subpar Se7en style serial killer is a little trite and scenes intended to be shocking such as the sight of Vincent D'onofrio **** himself silly over a corpse are odder than anything else. The cast are good, the story is okay, but the visuals are the star. The Cell is a film that you can watch on mute, just sit back and enjoy the sights ignoring the hodgepodge of serial killer tropes and cliches.

    The Visit - A great little horror with some interesting and unnerving moments, sure the teenage leads are obnoxious and it takes a little time to get going but once it does it's a masterclass in how to raise tension though subtlety. It's the small things which are most effective here and while the twist is obvious it's a lot of fun none the less.

    Arachnophobia - The use of real spiders is a nice touch in this wonderful early 90s creature feature with a strong script, a great cast and plenty of cheeky humor. It's a great example of a light horror film done well and deserving to be celebrated far more than most modern attempts at killer spider films.


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    31 Nights of Fright Continues

    The Beast Within - A real oddity, opening with an unsettling rape scene The Beast Within is a hard film to warm to given it's grim tone and sense of unease. It's a dark film, one that uses some shocking imagery to great effect and the transformation scene is one of cinemas best. It's a genuinely stunning moment and a real testament to the last impact of practical FX work. Some of the writing here is a little flat and some of the acting a little too broad but overall it's a fine little shocker with good performances and a genuine sense of the unhinged about it.

    Witchfinder General - Part of a short wave of British folk horrors, Witchfinder General is a classic thanks to a low key script, a genuine sense of foreboding and some shocking imagery. It's a film best experienced cold, one in which the shocks work thanks to how mundane they are. And Price is great, delivering his best performance. It's a shame that Reeves dies so soon after as he had a great style of his own and Witchfinder General promises great things.


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    Number 21

    A Nightmare on Elm Street (Original) - A good film whose reputation precedes it. There's a lot to like here, Freddy is supposed to be a vile child murderer but is an almost comical creation, his introduction with long swaying arms is more laugh-inducing than scary but the dreamlike nature of the images does create a nice sense of unease. Nancy as a last girl is rather bland, she hasn't the immediate impact of say Laurie and the performance is nowhere near the same league as Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween. The best thing about ANoES is the use of practical FX, the exploding blood bed is a work of art and Freddy looks great.

    It's just a shame that the story and the manner in which it plays out is a little uninspiring. The end in particular in no way works and it's a shame as the film has so much promise.


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    31 Nights of Fright numbers 22-26:

    The Hunted - A great idea is used well in this low key found footage film in which the gimmick actually makes sense. Performances are strong and the film builds tension is a subtle manner through the use of silence. Sure it's a little too long and at times the performance can let it down slightly but all things considered, The Hunted is a damn fine lil genre film and one of the few good found footage films. Stewart is also a name to watch, he's always been a good actor but based off this, he's on his way to being a great director.

    Leatherface - Taken for what it is, Leatherface is a passable time killer with a couple of good performances though it's hard to believe that Jed evolves into Leatherface. The violence here is graphic in that way modern horror is, it's a little too clinical and while it tries to be realistic it never feels it. The biggest issue with the film is that it tries far too hard to be a spin on The Devil's Rejects, only it never establishes any sympathy or gives us a reason why we should want the characters to survive.

    Better Watch Out - Taking inspiration from a dozen places, Better Watch Out is a modern homage to some of the classics that never feels like a rip off. The set up is simple and the way the film plays out defies expectation, sure there are a couple of issues along the way but overall it's a fine little film that is best experienced cold.

    The Devil in a Convent - A delicious slice of horror from 1899 with an inventive and still impressive use of editing. Short as it is, it manages to tell a good story and the set design is sublime. A gorgeous piece of cinema that to this day impresses

    Death Note - Much like with Ghost in the Shell, Death Note was a film destined to fail due to repeated attacks from people accusing it of whitewashing. And much like with Ghost in the Shell such claims are utter nonsense. It's getting to the point that simply talking about an American remake of a film from any other country is pointless given the anger of the internet.

    Death Note is a damn fine little film, with some dark undertones, gorgeous visuals, an inspired soundtrack and strong performances. As a film it's biggest downfall is that it is not a miniseries given that it tries to cover a lot of ground in it's 100 minutes. inspired ideas such as Kira cults are glossed over. There's so much in play here that I would happily spend hour after hour exploring this world.

    Wingard continues to show what a fine filmmaker he has, his subtle use of Ryuk creates a truly memorable villain and Dafoe was an inspired piece of casting bringing a truly unsettling tone to the film.

    Death Note is a fine adaptation and a great film in its own right. Sure there are a couple of stumbling blocks but for my money it's an unfairly maligned piece of genre cinema that's vastly superior to trash such as that which Marvel releases every six months. It has a personality of its own and isn't afraid to **** around a little.

    Ravenous - The best cannibal western ever made. Funny, smart and gorgeous to look at, Ravenous is one of the best films you have never seen and one deserving to celebrated as a true cult classic. A wonderful piece of cinema.


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    31 Nights of Fright numbers 27-28:

    Jackals - A nice little off-kilter low key thriller that effectively builds tension. The set up is familiar and the masked killers are right out of You're Next but Jackals has an identity of its own and does a lot with very little. the violence is brief but effective and the heroes are shockingly prepared once the **** hits the fan, they waste no time in tieing knives to pickaxes as soon as the cult shows up.

    Some will take issue with the ending butit works, it's expected but plays out a little different and the obviously hoped for the sequel would be welcomed. Jackals is a simple film, a single location, a small cast and villains right out of an 80s slasher film and while it falters along the way it succeeds in delivering an interesting take on a tired genre.

    A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge - Part 2 of Freddy's adventures is a cheap cash in that manages to break almost every rule set up in the original, Freddy no longer contained in the victim's dreams parades around slicing and dicing teenagers in a number of rather mundane locations. The party massacre, in particular, is a low point, it's like something out of a parody and when you add in the gay subtext which is almost hammered it's hard to know just what they were trying to do with Freddy's Revenge. It feels like a script which was hastily reworked to add Freddy to the mix.


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    A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge - Part 2 of Freddy's adventures is a cheap cash in that manages to break almost every rule set up in the original, Freddy no longer contained in the victim's dreams parades around slicing and dicing teenagers in a number of rather mundane locations. The party massacre, in particular, is a low point, it's like something out of a parody and when you add in the gay subtext which is almost hammered it's hard to know just what they were trying to do with Freddy's Revenge. It feels like a script which was hastily reworked to add Freddy to the mix.

    I must be the only person on the planet who enjoyed this. I thought it was the last time Freddy was genuinely scary - no wisecracks in this one. I also love the party scene "You are all my children now".


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    Fright number 29

    A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors - A huge step up from part 2, Dream Warriors is a visual treat with a good cast and some nice gore. Freddy is an actual threat this time around and while he has some one-liners they're nowhere near as cheap as the what the later sequels delivered. Sure some of the acting is a little strained and the ending is disappointing but overall Dream Warriors is a better film than it has any right to be.


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    Frights number 30-34

    Cat People - A steamy, sultry slice of early 80s horror with an emphasis on sexuality. As a film Cat People is best described as a fever dream, a film full of gorgeous imagery, maddening moments of the ridiculous all thrown together to create something akin to a hazily recalled nightmare. It's a unique and startling tale and one that is never boring.

    The Addams Family - The kind of kids film that would never get made now, The Adams Family is a dark and adult tale with some great imagery and a wonderfully demented sense of the absurd. Its slapstick violence is well staged and the cast are fantastic, it's a throwback to that time when kids films weren't afraid to try to be anything other than generic and sage.

    Hocus Pocus - Far better than it has any right to be, Hocus Pocus is a prime slice of 90s comedy horror aimed at kids but with a devilishly dark underbelly. Hocus Pocus has a great cast, some nice touches such as Sarah the witch who spends her time playing up in the background and an actual sense of threat. Yes Hocus Pocus isn't afraid of killing a child onscreen and as such it manages to build some nice suspense from that threat.

    You're Next - Last year’s A Horrible Way to Die from writer Simon Barrett and Director Adam Wingard was an exceptional piece of work that stands as not just one of the best genre films of the past decade but, a damn fine film that put pretty much every big screen release to shame. Wingard and Barrett further collaborated on the wonderfully witty short Q is for Quack from last years ABC’s of Death, as well as entries from both V/H/S and its sequel. And now, their latest feature length horror opus, You’re Next, has received a wide mid-week release, something which is almost unheard of for anything other than a 200 million dollar CGI infused blockbuster and, as such, expectations are high with many claiming that You’re Next is a game changer, a film that was revolutionizing the horror genre as we know.

    From the start it’s only fair to point out that You’re Next is not a game changer, nor is it a film which will drastically alter the horror landscape, and that is not a criticism of the film. Hyperbolic statements such as those do little more than create expectation in the viewer and it’s unfair to saddle any film with such expectation.

    You’re Next tells the story of Paul Davison, his medicated wife Aubrey and their dysfunctional, grown up kids and significant others coming together to celebrate Paul and Aubrey’s 35th weeding anniversary. As one expects, things are far from cosy and it’s not long before old rivalries and childish squabbles are reignited. Things come to head during a particularly heated family dinner when just as things are about to explode the not so quiet tranquility of this family gathering is shattered by a crossbow bolt, followed swiftly by the introduction of a gang of murderous, animal mask wearing party crashers.

    You could be forgiven for reading the above plot description and assuming that You’re Next is yet another in the seemingly never ending line of home invasion slashers and, while there’s nothing striking original in the set up, You’re Next manages to be one of the most satisfying entries in the genre to date.

    Wingard and Barrett playfully toy with genre conventions and expectations in such a refreshing and impressive manner that nothing here feels stale. Even the pre-credits death, one of horrors most generic and tired conventions, is playfully mocked in a manner which defies expectations. There’s a visual punch and a symmetry between imagery and sound that creates some genuine tension in these opening moments. The closest comparison one could make is to the infamous opening death in Scream, only You’re Next manages to surpass it both stylistically and inventively.

    The manner in which viewer expectations are toyed with in You’re Next is perhaps the films ace in the hole. The opening invites us to sit back and enjoy a familiar ride but, once the mayhem kicks in, You’re Next takes the path less traveled. Genre expectations and the rule book are thrown out the window and the mid film twist is a thing of beauty that few will see coming. Thanks to the smart script and assured direction the transition from slasher flick to revenge thriller never feels jarring. It feels like a natural progression for the genre and one that opens up a whole host of possibilities that the film gleefully embraces.

    One of the film’s more striking aspects is the score, which is highly reminiscent of many 80s genre classics, most noticeably the work of John Carpenter. It’s deeply unsettling and adds a real sense of foreboding to the film. It works as both a homage to the films Wingard and Barrett so clearly love as well as a welcome change from the more heavy metal orientated scores of modern horror. The use of this old school synth score is perfectly offset by the repeated use of the wonderfully toe tipping and upbeat Looking for the Magic by Mind the Gap, a song that would feel more at home during the final moments of an episode of Gossip Girl than in a traditional horror film. The juxtaposition of such an infectiously happy, pop number against such unrelentingly grim violence is a stroke of genius on the filmmakers part and perfect highlight the streak of dark humour running throughout the film.

    You’re Next is the perfect balance of horror and fun and manages to craft a truly unnerve sense of dread throughout. This is not some generic, sanitised teen friendly horror but rather a superbly acted, brutally violent and unrelenting ride with a number of truly inventive and memorable kills. It’s a messy, messy ride that once our villains appear rarely stops for breath and has so much fun subverting audience expectations that one can’t help but fall in love with they mayhem. Genre fans owe it to themselves to experience You’re Next and everyone would be a fool to miss what is by far, the cinematic highlight of the summer.

    Chopping Mall - Evil robots in a mall going on a killing spree and it's all exactly what you expect. The FX work is good, the performances are decent and the gore isn't bad. At 75 minutes long it's over well before it outstays its welcome and while it amounts to nothing of note Chopping Mall is a decent time killer.


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    Frights number 35 and 36

    The Wolf Man - A visual treat, The Wolf Man may be dated and a little too familiar but that's thanks to decades of imitation and like the other Universal monster films, The Wolf Man is a stunning piece of work. The story is understated, the acting a little wooden but the FX work is great and it has some nice ideas in play. It's also a stunning film to look at, from it's gorgeous fog coated sets to the makeup work, there is not a moment here that doesn't impress.

    City of the Living Dead - Completely and utterly bonkers, City of the Living Dead is all style over substance and the better for it. Stuffed full of startling imagery and effective gore it's the cinematic equivalent of troubling memory recounted. The acting is grand for what it is and the story is fine but it's the unsettling sense of foreboding coupled with images such as a hanged priest which make the film work so well. City of the Living Dead is not for everyone, it's bat **** nuts at times and doesn't make a lick of sense.


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    Amsterdamned - Something of an oddity, less a slasher film than a detective thriller with some stabby moments. Amsterdam looks great, the opening is superb and the whole thing plays out nicely but the rushed ending kind of robs the film of its big reveal. There's fun to be had here for sure and while dated, Amsterdamned is never anything other than good fun.


    Firestarter - Grand for what it is, a little dated at this stage but Scott is immense and there's some nice FX work. No one will mistake it for a great film but for middle of the road King adaptations it isn't bad at all.

    Starry Eyes - Viewed now, Starry Eyes is an incredibly relevant and topical film exploring the seedier side of Hollywood. Its low budget means that many of it's big ideas are on the low key side but the strong cast, some nice twists and confident direction make for one hell of a ride.

    The Initiation - Standard 80s slasher fare livened up by a good script which is never in a rush to get to the gore, instead taking the time to allow characters to be formed and some story work to be done. Once the action begins it's well staged with an emphasis on the quick and nasty, the kills are efficient and fun and thanks to the early work the deaths have impact. The Initiation is one of the better slashers out there and well worth checking out.

    Captain Clegg - A fun adventure film with a great set up and the always wonderful Peter Cushing having the time of his life. The story is a little underdeveloped and the run time could have been extended but overall this is a Hammer oddity that works wonders.

    Krampus - A great idea squandered on a bloodless and at time brain dead horror, there's no real sense of threat and the great looking monsters are sadly underused. It's an entertaining watch but could do with some balls.

    Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale - A damn fine Christmas film with a subversive streak. Dark and adult in a way we rarely see these days, it's a delight from start to finish and deserves to be celebrated as a Christmas classic.

    Dead of Winter - A decent thriller with a great set up and some genuine suspense thanks to an interesting script that has a few surprises along the way.

    Terror Train - A great set up and some fine acting from the likes of Ben Johnson elevate Terror Train a little bit, sure it's all very familiar and the twist is obvious but the kills are well handled and there's a couple of nice moments of suspense.

    Death Ship -Death Ship the ship that deaths is a dull and listless 80s horror film that never really amounts to a whole lot. The budget is small, the kills boring, the kids annoying and George Hamilton takes it all way to seriously. Not a dreadful film by any means, just a rather middle of the road one that feels like it was made for TV. There is no reason for a film about a haunted Nazi boat to be so boring.

    Dracula - Coppola's film is pretty to look at but not all that good and campy as hell. Worst of all, poor Keanu is clearly out of his depth and struggling but then again even Oldman struggles with some of the films campier dialogue.


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    Hatchet - Good gore but everything else here is bargain basement and of all the modern slashers it's strange that Hatchet should get three sequels when it really doesn't deserve it. The acting is second rate, it looks cheap as hell, there's no suspense, the humour is forced and flat. Take away the gore and you have a pretty awful film.

    Severance - One of the few horror comedies that manages to straddle the line between both genres and make it work. From a strong script the underrated as hell Christopher Smith has crafted something of a modern genre classic. The cast are excellent, Dyer, in particular, is a standout, the gore and violence well staged and it has a wit and sense of fun that few have matched. The only real downside is the one-dimensional villains but honestly, it's a small complaint in a film that manages to subvert expectations and create something a little special.

    The Doctor and the Devils - Burke and Hare with a twist, The Doctor and the Devils is a lavish period piece that mucks about in the gutter. Well acted, gorgeous to look at and with some strong writing it's vastly superior to the most recent take on the tale and Pryce is a joy to watch.

    Victor Frankenstein - It's alive are words no one will associate with Victor Frankenstein given that it is the cinematic equivalent of a rotting corpse left to fester in a ditch for a number of weeks.

    As a film its further proof that Max Landis is one of modern cinemas most baffling entities. His complete and utter lack of talent makes his continued employment something of an enigma. Victor Frankenstein is Landis' latest misfire, a woeful film with a truly dreadful script that lifts its few decent ideas from far better works. Poorly plotted with lazy caricatures in place of characters, zero suspense, weird tonal shifts and dialogue so wooden and banal the George Lucas would be embarrassed by it. That the films best moment, the draining of a pus filled hump was dreamt up by the director and the two two leads says all you really need to about the talents of Landis. It was a continued mystery to the world as to what John Landis' greatest sin was but Difficult People answered that for us all.

    McAvoy tries his best here but even he can't breath life into this tired and boring waste of hard drive space. He has a manic intensity that has saved a number of awful films but this time even he can't muster enough enthusiasm to even appear interested for more than 30 seconds at a time. Radcliffe is woefully miscast and out of his depth, he looks like a lost child and spends most of the film with the expression of a man trying to remember the pin code for his alarm system. The rest of the cast fare about as well, Andrew Scott delivers another monotone performance where it's hard to tell if hes alive or dead. He'd make a great Bernie if they ever remake Weekend at Bernie's though that's a little unkind as at least the corpse in the original had some personality.

    It takes real dedication and hard work go take something like Frankenstein and make it so uninspiring and boring but they succeed here. Like a lesser picture from The Asylum, Victor Frankenstein is the kind of film that even SyFy would be a little embarrassed about making

    Prom Night - Not a bad entry in the never-ending abyss of slasher films, Prom Night has an interesting set up and the killer works far better than most given the simple but unsettling look and the fact that as far as movie slasher killers go, the killer here is largely ineffective.

    There's a good script here and the kills are well staged if not exactly great to look at through the disco music and the dancing scene really drag the film down. Do we really need to see our lead disco dancing for what feels like an eternity?

    Prom Night is acceptable slasher fare, a simple and unassuming film that doesn't out stay its welcome but how it got three sequels is beyond me as there is nothing here that screams out for a sequel.


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    Lurking Fear - A good cast, an atmospheric location and some good practical FX can't save this dull 76 minute film that feels like it's over 2 hours. Lurking Fear has all the ingredients of a good film, just not the budget to bring it's ideas to life. Constant corner cutting and writing designed to paint over the cracks formed by the lack of a budget result in Lurking Fear being little more than a slight distraction. Something to watch while you do better things.
    The Serpent and the Rainbow- A missed opportunity, for most of its runtime the film manages to be a subtle exploration of another culture with a few exploitative touches to tell an interesting and fun story. Shame then that the finale is an FX-heavy mess of poor looking effects work and a baffling set piece. Had the film kept away from the horror elements then it could have been something truly special.

    The Howling - One of the great werewolf films, smart and bold, its creature FX is extraordinary and it has a sly wry humour that marks it out as something a little different. Sure it has aged somewhat, but overall The Howling is a great horror film.


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    Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight - The most 90s of movies with a great soundtrack, a Billy Zane so off kilter and enjoying himself that it would be a crime to not enjoy it and let's not forget, a number of interesting visuals and boobs. Demon Knight is great fun, a funny and light horror with a great set up, strong performances and a ridiculous sense of fun. It's a down right genre masterpiece.

    Kill Your Friends - British Psycho, this kitsch knock off of it's American cousin is a delightfully dark romp with a twisted sense of humour. There's little original here and at times it feels like the Asylum doing their knock off American Psycho but for the most part Kill Your Friends manages to carve its own identity.

    Mom and Dad - Nic Cage on full-on gonzo mode is a treat, coupled with half of the filmmakers behind Crank and you have a bat****, balls to the walls mental descent into depravity. Tonally a treat, this is film making without taste, the kind of film in which a mother attempts to strangle her newborn baby and Nic Cage sings the hokey pokey while demolishing a snooker table with a sledgehammer. In a word, it's genre excellence, beautifully demented and depraved and the kind of madness we need more of.

    Mayhem - Like The Belko Experiment but not ****. Mayhem is a bloody good time, a film that celebrates the absurdity of drone life through the reaffirming message that things can get better once you start killing your work colleagues.

    Mayhem is a little rough around the edges given the low budget but it's a lot of fun and somewhat therapeutic. It's bloody, brutal fun with an emphasis on the fun. Perfect easy to watch fare.

    Underworld: Blood Wars - Acceptable time killer, the violence is well staged, the FX work passable, the acting what one expects and the script keeps things ticking along nicely. It's not a great film but it's a diverting time killer.

    Tragedy Girls - Kevin Durand is good, Timothy V. Murphy is great but alas the film as a whole is an insipid and irritating waste of hard drive space. The writing is weak, the two leads are dislikeable in the extreme thanks to poor characterisation and a general sense that they are one dimensional as hell.

    Tragedy Girls is a film that thinks a lot of itself, it thinks it's witty, biting, intelligent and has something to say about youth cultures vapid lack of identity but it's really nothing more than a crappy slasher film desperate to be seen as the next Detention, only with none of the wit or charm.


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    To the Devil a Daughter - An effective if at times baffling adaptation of Wheatley's novel in which Richard Widmark takes on the forces of evil. With some striking iconography and a couple of still shocking moments To the Devil a Daughter is an interesting piece of cinema. Storywise it's a little humdrum and the abrupt ending as a result of the footage being destroyed doesn't quite work but overall this remains a fine horror.

    The Haunting - Boring, bland, garbage. The kind of uninteresting and banal horror film that builds zero tension before rushing through a CGI heavy ending in hopes of making you forget how crap the last 90+ minutes were.

    See No Evil 2 - Far as horror sequels go, SNE2 isn't half bad. The cast is made up of adults playing adults though not always acting like them. Cheap as chips, shot no doubt over a week or so and not exactly intended to set the world alight, SNE2 never the less manages to be quite effective. The deaths are ok, nothing too impressive, especially in comparison to the original and the script and acting, are passable but it's the atmosphere that's the winner here. The Soska sisters manage to give the film a off-kilter haunted nursery rhyme feel that conjures up a nice tone.

    The Mad - The best film about mad cow zombies around, tonally this is less a horror than a zany comedy and when it works it makes for an entertaining good time. Zane is good fun and having a ball and the FX is surprisingly good considering the low budget. The Mad is easy to watch fun, the kind of competently made direct to DVD genre cinema that has all but disappeared of late.


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    I Drink Your Blood - Great lil low budget Manson inspired zombie horror. Sure some of the acting is broad and it takes a little while to get going but part of the charm of I Drink Your Blood is that it's in no hurry. It's a leisurely paced horror with some nice gore and plenty of gusto. It's one of those charming cheapos that's just nuts and all the better for it.

    The Ritual - A modern take on folk horror, The Ritual is a measured and atmospheric horror more concerned with creating a sense of unease than it is jump scares or gore. The cast are good and Spall given a rare leading role impresses but The Ritual is a film which works thanks to some of the gorgeous character design in many a year, the creature here is a thing of beauty. It's a fully formed nightmare, one which looks unique from every angle, the kind of demented ill-formed oddity that feels almost real.

    The Ritual is a simple film, one that goes out of its way to create suspense without relying on cheap scares and while it may go a little off the rails at times it remains a genuinely thrilling throwback.

    The Toolbox Murders - Starting with what feels like a best of hits of murder, The Toolbox Murders goes all out as women are stabbed, bludgeoned, nailed and killed for their indiscretions. It's a bold opening and with such a high body count so early it's hard to know how the film is going to keep it up and in the long tradition of slasher cinema, it can't.

    TTM is an odd film, for its time it was bold and shocking and watched now it still has an impact thanks to the gratuitous nudity and grotty, sleazy kills which are highly sexualised and unsettling. The nail gun scene, in particular, is an exercise in building tension that works too well given that nothing that comes after has anywhere close to the impact.

    The middle half of TTM is overlong, poorly acted and not that interesting. It feels like something lifted from another film and while the ending is interesting, it also feels like a twist simply for the sake of it.

    If sleaze cinema is something that interests you then TTM has a lot going for it as long as you can overlook the flaws.


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    The Prowler - A slasher with a mean streak, The Prowler is an incredibly effective low key slasher with some great deaths, an engaging story and good acting. Its effectively understated and atmospheric while at the same time being rather brutal and unrestrained, far as 80s slasher films go it's one of the best.


    Veronica - Better than one expects, Veronica is a familiar film full of tropes and cliches we've seen a hundred times before but a wonderful cast of kids make it work. The ending is a little on the weak side and some of the cliches like the nun don't really work but overall it's well made and brilliantly acted creating likeable characters you care for.

    The Body Snatcher - An atmospheric and effective 40s horror with some gorgeous set design and a striking feel. The acting is spot on and the use of shadows and night creates some gorgeous imagery and for it's time there's a number of startling moments. Genre filmmaking at its best, gothic and understated it's a rich and vibrant film about the horrors of man.

    The Shape of Water - Visually breathtaking if indebted to a dozen others, The Shape of Water is Del Toro at his almost least interesting, the romance is underbaked, the stories need work and at times it feels like someone has taken a miniseries and edited it down to feature length. There's a lot to like here, the creature design is gorgeous and Doug Jones manages to convey so much through movement and Shannon is good, even if his character is a comical caricature. Sadly it never really amounts to a whole lot, while it's bold and striking in moments as a whole film it feels a little cold and is populated with characters who exist simply so that they can have a moment where they stand up for themselves in the face of bigotry or indifference.

    The Night Watchemen
    - A horror comedy that's actually funny, the Night Watchmen is an at times juvenile comedy full of fart jokes and bloodshed and all the better for it. Sure it's cheap as hell and some of the characters are caricatures but that's the point, this is a film whose sole intent is to entertain and it does so in a fun and relaxed manner. The cast are good, the chemistry better and it feels fresh, even as it covers ground that a hundred other films have trod before.

    Taryn Barker: Demon Hunter - 80 seconds in and it's obvious that Demon Hunter is less a film than it is a bad joke. A woefully inadequate and poorly made waste of hard drive space that fails in every conceivable manner.

    From its atrocious score that's VERY LOUD AND INTRUSIVE, to the abysmal acting from a cast who appear to be robots attempting to display emotions they've never experienced, to the downright awful ADR which results in most dialogue being out of sync and sounding like something from an 80s Kung Fu film, a really really bad on,
    to the sound design that appears to have been attempted by someone who has never heard sound of any kind before. Demon Hunter is an embarrassing excuse of a film.

    Nothing works here, the script steals from a dozen better films, its like Blade without a budget, Underworld with a serious amount of pretentiousness. The writing is dreadful and makes the average Asylum production feel like a Marvel film. It's rare to find a film that does nothing at all right, but here it is, a film in which not one thing works, it's like someone took the cheapest and worst porn film ever made and then removed the nudity and sex, though most porn stars would be prouder to be in Big Black Cocks in Tight White Holes XV than in this garbage.

    Look, I have the up most respect for anyone who makes a film and gets it out there but that doesn't mean that the world needs to see your passion project. Demon Hunter is an awful film, an awful, awful film. An action film in which the fight scenes are comical, a horror film in which the only horror is that felt by the viewer when they realise that this is an 85 minute film.

    Half a star simply because it made me laugh more than many recent comedies.


    Cherry Falls - Better than it has any right to be, Cherry Falls is the best Scream sequel ever made with an unusual twist on genre expectations. It's not quite the classic it could have been but the story is strong, the cast is good and there's some nice tension but the kills are a little on the tame side and the hinted at sexual undercurrents never really go anywhere. The much talked about uncut version has yet to see the light of day which is a shame as it promises a far more subversive film that what we got.


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    Wolfguy – Enraged Lycanthrope - The best film ever made in which a victim of gang rape uses a psychic tiger to take revenge, along the way falling in with the last werewolf and massacring a whole slew of people. Wolfguy is trash, but what entertaining trash it is. Totally and utterly bonkers, it's like a poorly remembered acid trip with more wtf? moments than you can keep track of. Fight scenes literally involve the cast using whatever is in their pocket to distract each other.

    The Housemaid - Cribbing from a dozen others, The Housemaid is a rather decent low key horror that never quite comes together in a satisfying way. Still, it's gorgeous to look at and has some wonderful uses of space and colour, just a shame that it's not that scary and the hinted at supernatural element is played so matter of factly.

    Little Evil - The Omen with jokes, just a shame that only a couple land. Little Evil is what happens when you take an idea that would fill 5 minutes and stretch it to feature length. Unfunny, unoriginal and only really alive when the goat puppet makes an appearance. Clancy Brown does what he can with his limited screen time and Adam Scott does that thing he does, shows up and looks put upon while crying about how the world isn't fair. Tucker and Dale was a genre masterpiece, Little Evil feels like a film from a completely different and not all that talented filmmaker.

    The Believers - Yes it's overlong and the story needs a little work but The Believers is at times a great lil slice of genre cinema with the dependable Martin Sheen supported by a whos who of 80s character actors. Not nearly violent enough and lacking in frights, it's a pretty rote horror film the likes of which are ten a penny these days.

    Bullet Head - Low budget genre filmmaking the right way, Bullet Head takes an intriguing idea and then builds on it in interesting ways. The cast are game for a little fun and there's a lot of mileage in watching a killer dog trying to kill John Malkovich. With a good script, fully formed and rounded characters, some nice tension and some fun directorial flourishes and you have a winner on your hands. Sure the ending does go a little over the top but all in, Bullet Head is everything you could want from a low key genre expedition.

    Raw Force - Boobs, bush, blood, blades, bad acting, cannibal monkeys, zombie samurai, awesome overdubbing, Hitler's love child and Cameron Mitchell all come together to create one of the oddest, most ridiculous great bad films ever made. Raw Force is trash, it's badly acted, the story is nonsense, the sets cheap, the choreography wonky and really there's not a whole lot here that can be considered good but for sheer entertainment value it's a hoot from start to finish. The kind of good old-fashioned low budget trash that leaves you with a smile on your face, desperately hoping that the promised sequel will some day materialise.

    Dog Soldiers - Dog Soldiers is everything that a low budget creature feature should be, inventive, fun, well made and one that recognises its limitations. The cast are on top form and the camaraderie feels real making for some nice moments once the carnage begins.

    Hounds of Love - A wonderfully dark slice of Aussie neo noir which follows a couple who abduct teenage girls to rape and murder. Hardly a light-hearted fare, Hounds of Love is a dark and unrelentingly grim experience which focuses on our antagonists throughout. For a debut film it has a wonderfully assured style, the use of slow motion throughout is excellent and Young never tells when he can show. As a film it's less about misery and horror than it is the ties of motherhood, there's some genuine warmth to be found amongst the dregs and Young mines it for all it is worth.

    Ice Cream Man - A horror comedy that tries to be all things to all people but never really amounts to a whole lot, too gory for kids and too kiddy for adults Ice Cream Man is a curio. Full of fun moments such as eyeball cones and Clint Howard's demented performance it is a film in desperate need of a consistent tone. Over acted, not all the funny or gory but it looks good and it has a great set up, it's the kind of film that a hard R remake could turn into something truly interesting.

    Silent Hill - A visual treat that manages to retain some of the games sense of unease but all too often never really amounts to a whole lot more than a series of cut scenes spliced together. Silent Hill is certainly a good adaptation and has a wonderful look and feel but it could do with losing 20 minutes and a little less focus on the men outside.

    Death Becomes Her - Remember when Bruce Willis gave a ****, well Death Becomes her is Willis at his most playful as he plays against type and has a ball doing so. It's actually kind of sad watching DBH in 2018 and then looking at the long list of films that Willis has taken a paycheck for in recent years.

    DBH is the quintessential 90s film, trashy, funny, playful and with a great high concept it's ludicrous in the best way and takes a ridiculous idea and runs with it. Sure it's not as funny as it could be and the script could do with a little work but for a middle of the road comedy it's better than most. Best of all the FX work still stands up and is genuinely impressive even today thanks to it's reliance on practical FX.

    Demonoid: Messenger of Death - The best film ever made about a killer hand terrorising a Mexican mine and then L.A. Demonoid is not a great film but it's a bloody good time with the always dependable Stuart Whitman managing to deliver a damn fine performance. Demonoid is trashy sleaze that never manages to be as sleazy or violent as it needs to be but entertains thanks to the sheer absurdity of it all.

    The Oily Maniac - The Oily Maniac has long been spoken about as some sleaze classic and the gaudy posters sell a film full of sex and violence but in reality it's more of a charming man in a cheap looking costume monster film than anything else. Cheap and cheerful is the best way to describe this absurd venture. Sure there's a couple of rape scenes, some exposed breasts and a lil violence but beyond that there's little here to differentiate the film from any number of man in a rubber costume films aimed at kids.

    Ghost Story - A great little genre picture, ably acted and genuinely unsettling at times. Ghost Story is what happens when you make a horror film and cast adults and it's a treat with the older cast having an absolute blast. Creepy, understated, unnerving and well made it's a gorgeous looking film with some truly startling imagery.

    Alice Sweet Alice - A lost classic, Alice Sweet Alice is a slasher film made for adults by adults, from that brief time in the genre's history when people strived to create intelligent and layered genre pictures. Influence by Giallo cinema, ASA is a masterclass in suspense, using brief moments of violence to shock thanks to how mundane they are played. This is a film in which atmosphere is more important than gore and it works so well in creating a constant sense of unease.


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    Is Ghost Story the 1981movie based on the Peter Straub book and starring John Houseman Fred Astaire Douglas Fairbanks Jr and Alice Krige? I remember that fondly from the 80’s really good old fashioned horror, it’s one of those movies I discovered via the movie trailers they used to put on the old vhs movies you would rent and it caught my attention


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    Is Ghost Story the 1981movie based on the Peter Straub book and starring John Houseman Fred Astaire Douglas Fairbanks Jr and Alice Krige? I remember that fondly from the 80’s really good old fashioned horror, it’s one of those movies I discovered via the movie trailers they used to put on the old vhs movies you would rent and it caught my attention

    Yup, that's the one. Grabbed it on Blu-Ray when it first came out and then promptly forgot about it as it got lost in my ever growing to watch pile. It's a great lil chiller and stands up really well, certainly superior to most modern horrors and it's a shame that John Irvin never tried doing another horror film.


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    Thanks going to order it off Amazon today looks like it has all the extras off the Scream Factory US release, also looks like Arrow have released the Scream Factory remaster of The Thing I think I will order both


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    Subspecies - Low budget trash elevated thanks to some nice location shooting and decent FX. Cheap as chips and yet it's well made, looks decent and doesn't outstay its welcome making it the kind of easy to watch genre film that most modern ones could learn from.

    Nightmare at Noon - A disappointment it must be said, Nightmare at Noon has long been heralded as some lost action trash classic and the recent Blu looks amazing but sadly there's not a whole lot going on. The action is fine, there's a couple of fun deaths and a bit of gore but there are long stretches of the film during which nothing happens and the extended desert ending just kills all momentum.

    The editing is, well it has issues and at times it's almost as if large parts of the film are missing. A shootout outside a church cuts abruptly to a whole other scene and there's a real off kilter feel too much of what occurs.

    Nightmare at Noon is fine as long as you go in knowing that it's bargain basement action by the numbers. The cast is good and try their best but the writing here is the real downfall. It's banal as it comes through that said it is nice to see a film in which vehicles literally erupt into balls of flame at the simplest touch.

    Tales of Terror - A comical trilogy of tales based on Poe. Price is the link playing a different character in each short and while they are very much of their time there is still a lot to like here. The performances are campy, overblown and clearly, the actors are having a blast. It's the kind of ridiculous that makes you love a film, broad and winking at the audience it's a joy to watch the likes of Price, Lorree and Rathbone having a great time.


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    Dead Shack - Meh, pretty generic fare that desperately strives to be a modern comedy horror classic but has neither enough horror or comedy to work. It's fitfully fun with a good cast and likeable characters but its low budget shows and it feels less like a fully formed film as it does a short padded out.

    Creepozoids - A great poster does not a great film make and Creepozoids, unfortunately, manages at 65 minutes to feel overlong and boring. Yes the FX work is decent and there's one or two fun moments but overall it feels like a film thrown together in the hopes of something sticking. Remove the shower scene and this could easily be a PG rating which is kind of the opposite of what one wants from a film marketed as a sleazy sci-fi.

    Ghsotbusters Extended Cut - Far better than is has any right to be, Ghostbusters is a light and fun big budget blockbuster that is funny, smart and looks great. Yes, some of the dialogue is a little too forced, the run time could do with losing 20 minutes and the character of Kevin is incredibly mishandled but overall there's more to like there than not. Jones and McKinnon are great and own the film, they bring a manic energy that's welcome and the inclusion of the original cast is a nice touch though Murray's cameo is awful and Akyroyd appears to be in a rush somewhere.

    The biggest problem with the film is just how indebted to the original it is. With so much of the film spent pay homage to what came before, Ghostbusters never really finds an identity of its own. The films best moments come when it does it's own thing and hopefully the sequel will forget about tipping its hat and just do its own thing.

    Psycho Cop Returns - Psycho Cop Returns is exactly what one expects, trashy, sleazy and fun it's the kind of early 90s direct to VHS horror film that the world needs more of. Full of gratuitous and unnecessary nudity, a decent helping of gore and in Psycho Cop himself, one of the best genre antagonists around. His deadpan one-liners are great, they don't all work but there's a rare joy to be found in dialogue such as "You have the right to remain dead. Anything you say can and will be considered very strange because you're dead. You have the right to an attorney, but it won't do you any good because you're dead. Do you understand these rights that have just been read to you? Are you even listening? It would be a lot easier if you were a little more cooperative!".

    The Evil Within - Despite some questionable performances, an at times cheap aesthetic and some shoddy writing The Evil Within still manages to impress. The brainchild and passion project of a Getty heir with a severe meth addition, The Evil Within was shot over 6 years, edited over 7 years and released 2 years after the director's death as a result of meth addiction.

    Striking, bold, adult, unsettling, beautiful, demented, dumb, awful, jaw-dropping and what the **** is this are all words that apply to The Evil Within and as a calling card it makes one hell of a statement. It's the kind of singular vision that is rare, a film confident in what it wants to do and say and there is no doubt that had Getty not passed away he would have gone on to great things.

    The bloated middle may at times drag but that opening and finale are exceptional making this something to seek out.

    Feast - The kind of honest to goodness cheesy horror comedy that works, the violence is well staged and the gore plentiful. The laughs for the most part land and all in all Feast is a bloody good time that promise a little and then goes and delivers a whole lot.

    Eat Locals - Sure it's grand best sums up Eat Locals, a low key no-budget horror comedy that's light on both but has a charm of its own. Uniting the leads from Lock Stock though not all onscreen this is the kind of no-frills fare whose budget limitations are evident from the get-go but was clearly made by someone will a well-stocked Rolodex of "that guys".

    Charming in its way, this is the easy to enjoy nonsense that plays it all with a knowing wink and doesn't outstay its welcome.

    Boa vs. Python - Nowhere near as fun as I remembered, Boa vs. Python is SyFy film of thw week by the numbers. Weak characters, cheap fx work, amateur dramatics and a real sense that they were making it up as they went along in whatever eastern European country passed for America.

    There's nothing to really recommend here, it's fun in an unassuming brain-dead manner and Hewlett is decent but overall it's overlong and bland and never really gets out of first gear.


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    Battle Royale - Remains a stone cold classic that shows up the Hunger Games for the tame, child friendly nonsense that it is. Kitano is the stand out bring a ferocity that is overwhelming, the constant threat of violence works well to create some nice tension and the repeated scenes of violence are great fun.

    There's a lot going on beneath the hood delivering a taught and nuanced look at youth gone wild but at the end of the day it's the violence most people are here for and in BR it is second to none.

    Judgement Night - A film remembered for it's soundtrack, Judgment Night is 90s high concept at its best. Pure escapism that takes a simple one-note set up and creates something special from it, the action is stripped back, the story bare bones, the tension heightened and the way the film builds up is a treat.

    Judgment Night is a damn fine lil film, smart and fun and deserving of a far better reputation than it has, it's a 90s classic.

    Deathrow Gameshow - A film impossible to classify, equal parts sleaze, awful gurning for the camera, cheap FX work and awful acting but by God if it isn't great fun to watch. In its mission to offend as many people as possible, it rarely succeeds but it has fun along the way and Beano is one of 80s cinema defining entities, a force of nature that cannot be explained.

    The Vampire Doll
    - At barely 71 minutes long The Vampire Doll is a tight, taut and fun horror that takes inspiration from Hammer and Corman's Poe films in equal measure. Gorgeous to look at and stripped back it's a study in atmosphere with suspense oozing from the screen.

    A fine self-contained horror film that deserves to be rediscovered.

    Galaxy of Terror
    - Cheap and cheerful Alien rip off that is as forgotten as soon as the credits roll. For an early 80s Corman production it's everything you expect, cheap and dark with a small cast menaced by a creature we rarely see. There's some nice FX work, the cast are good and the tension builds nicely to an odd and weirdly satisfying ending.


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    A Study in Terror - Holmes vs. the Ripper in this perfectly serviceable and fun spin on the Sherlock mythos. Well acted and with some gorgeous locations, A Study in Terror is a lesser film in the Holmes series but it's rather bloody good and a lot of fun.

    Vampire Hookers
    - Vampire Hookers is a cheap piece of trash but it's a damn fine bit of fun with a wonderful sense of humour and some nice moments. The theme song is a highpoint, it's like a Bond theme but butter as it discuss vampires giving blow jobs.

    Mindhunters - A slight slasher with a good cast, a great setup, some nice kills but also some awful one-liners and a lack of tension. Harlin is all over this and the impression is that he took the script and made it his own which is fine but when you have lines of dialogue like "I guess we found out his weakness... bullets" delivered by a deadly serious LL Cool J after a man has been shot in the head it feels like the film may have missed a beat by not going full on dumb action.

    Time Walker - Time Walker looks and plays like a low budget made for TV mid-week movie and is all the better for it. It's sheer hookum and is one of those rare treats that promises the ridiculous and not only delivers but goes beyond all expectation. Ben Murphy is great fun as our dashing Indiana Jones in a cardigan and brings some gravitas to a role that could so easily be cliche 101.

    The Time Walker is a genius piece of cinema horror, a ludicrous and yet played completely straight set up that never tries to play it tongue in cheek but rather deadly serious all the way through.

    The only downside is that promised sequel that never materialised, ending on a To be continued, we deserved to see just how out there a sequel would be.

    Re:Born - 100 minutes of bone-crunching violence, sidestepping bullets and Metal Gear Solid looking villains make RE:Born one of the most wtf releases in some time. It's not big or striving to be original but instead wants to tell a simple story in the more brutal of manner and succeeds. Violence is the name of the game here and there's more blood spilt and bones broken during Re:Born than all other action films of the past year combined.

    Resurrection - A Se7en rip off the manages to work thanks to a truly ludicrous and out there ending. Lambert is as one expects, squinty and mumbly and Robert Joy as the most obvious killer in cinema history hams it up rather well. Storywise it's familiar and at almost 2 hours long could do with an edit but the kills are great and the killer's workpiece is great and that rooftop finale is a thing of beauty.

    Resurrection is fine DTV serial killer fare that's well directed and manages to do something with it's subSe7en set up. It won't ever be looked on fondly for lazy night viewing it's perfect.


    Night Fare - Low budget horror at its best, a simple set up leads to some genuinely startling tension that builds in an organic and interesting manner cultivating in one of the most unexpected and impressing finales in some time. It's pulsating score gives the film an early 80s feel and the stripped back narrative and lack of motivation for out killer creates an off-kilter feel that allows the film's cracks to be quickly papered over.

    It's by no means perfect or even close to being so but for a 70-minute low budget horror, it's pretty damn good.

    Nightmare Weekend - An awe inspiring piece of ****, genuinely one of the oddest and most surreal slices of low budget trash that almost works due to how inept and surreal it all is. Starring a hand puppet that's alive, a bevy of bimbos who dance awkwardly and undress and fornicate in the most rote and unsexual manner possible, some great gore shots and make up FX and even a couple of familiar faces amongst the rabble though with almost the entire cast being over dubbed badly it's hard to really know.

    Nightmare Weekend is trash, an unmitigated disaster on almost every level and yet its entertaining and never boring even when the whole thing threatens to descend into the toilet.

    Battle Royale II: Requim - As sequels go BRII is a complete an utter bust, a brain dead waste of time that thinks it is striking and daring by trying to bring real-world politics into play but is then too afraid to actually say anything or place any blame. Far too long, full of cheap FX and gore shots and written by an angry teenager it's the cinematic equivalent of Nickleback. No one asked for it and now it's here nobody wants it and is hoping it'll take the message and drink itself to death.

    The Brood - David Cronenberg 101, the Brood is a ****ed up look at motherhood and the agony of perceived loss. It's exactly what one expects when they hear that Cronenberg made a film to help him get over a divorce. All kinds of craziness is thrown at the screen in a bid to create a body horror that's equal parts gross and intriguing. Performances vary, some are stilted and monosyllabic while others such as Reed embrace the ridiculous and just go for it.

    The Brood is entertaining but as the credits roll it feels more like a short than a feature, it's gorgeously grotesque body mutilation and mutations are icky in a way few others manage and the image of a mother licking blood off of her newborn baby is one of cinema's all-time great wtf moments.

    A Quiet Place - A Quiet Place, much like It Follows and Get Out is a critical darling that promises to defy expectation but sadly never amounts to a whole lot. It's a fantastic premise with a botched execution resulting in a film which fails not because it's bad but simply because of how middle of the road it is.

    It is a film in which every twist is telegraphed 15 minutes beforehand, a film in which in place of exposition we instead have a dream board full of pandering and banal hints at what is to come. It is a film in which blind creatures that can hear a pin drop at 5 miles stalk the land but yet no one in the world seems to think about using a sound as a weapon.

    It's hard to **** all over A Quiet Place, it at least strives to do something interesting but is just let down by a poor script, pedestrian direction, crap CGI and a complete lack of logic. Worst of all it never answers the question as to whether a fart is a death sentence in 2020 or ponders how it is that women have survived not being able to get the last word in.

    Downrange - The opening 10 minutes of Downrange is one of the most excruciating pieces of filmmaking ever attempted. It's an exercise in endurance full of truly awful acting, cringe-worthy dialogue, weird edits and a sense that we are watching some no-budget slasher film from a first-time filmmaker and not the latest from an established and celebrated director.

    Thankfully, once the violence starts the film kicks it up a gear and delivers the goods. The daytime setting is a treat, it's rare to see an exploitation film set entirely beneath a blazing sun but here Kitamura makes the most of it. With nowhere to run and few places to hide Downrange slowly cranks up the tension in an exhilarating game of cat an mouse culminating in a finale that is at once shocking awful and fun.

    Acting here, for the most part, is awful, there's some weird tonal shifts and a number of scenes look like they were shot on the cheap over a couple hours long after the fact. The entire final 10 minutes is just plain odd and feels totally out of place.

    Downrange is not a good film, in fact it's a bad one but when brain matter is being spilt and eyes popped with bullets then the film manages to come alive. It's just a shame that these moments are few and far between.

    The Cloverfield Paradox - The Cloverfield Paradox is a decent rip off of Sunshine by way of Event Horizon with a smidgen of Alien and pretty much every other iconic sci-fi film for the past 50 years ruined thanks to an odd decision to retroactively tack on some giant monsters so as to pretend that this is somehow linked to the Cloverfield film.

    I get what Abrams is trying to do with these films, it's commendable in a way but at the end of the day it's becoming clearer and clearer that neither Abrams or anyone else has a clue what they are doing and tacking on some unrelated bull**** does more damage than good.

    The Cloverfield Paradox as a film in its own right is Saturday night SyFy movie of the week only with prettier visuals and worse acting. Chris O'Dowd an actor he is not, his performance here is cringe-worthy, a sad attempt to add some comedy and levity to a film that didn't need it. Don't get me wrong, I've liked O'Dowd in some comedic roles but Calvary and now this proves that he simply cannot do any heavy lifting and is incapable of delivering a line of dialogue in a convincing manner. The rest of the cast range from fine to forgettable but no one really makes much out of the one-note characters.

    It's hard to **** on The Cloverfield Paradox, it's not bad in any way bar the whole tacked on monsters, it's just that as a film it's safe and familiar. Much like A Quiet Place, you can guess every twist 15 minutes before the film springs it.

    What is a crock of **** is that truly god awful final shot, The Cloverfield Paradox ends on one of the most inexplicably dumb moments in cinema history. It's the kind of truly terrible moment that makes me wish that Abrams would do the decent thing and take the franchise outside and put it out of is misery or at least stop taking perfectly decent middle of the road fare and trying to make it fit some franchise that no one cares about.

    Taking Lives - Why, why does this exist. Taking Lives is a decent setup squandered on a by the numbers Hollywood serial killer thriller that is so dumb that it makes my head hurt. It's a film which would never work now based on the ludicrous setup and while a game cast tries their best they're underserved by a poor script that's pretty much Criminal Minds by the numbers.

    Mountaintop Motel Massacre - Regional horror of the 80s kind, cheap and cheerful but with an abundance of good performances, an evocative and haunting location and a couple of decent gore moments. It's pretty formulaic fare and the final moments feel a little out of left field but all in all Mountaintop Motel Massacre is a fine genre entry with a demented sense of unease.


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