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What am I?

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  • 10-12-2016 11:22pm
    #1
    The_Valeyard
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    I have four legs but no tail.
    Usually I am heard only at night.
    What am I?


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    #2
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpevZ0-wUYQ


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    crosstownk
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    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    I have four legs but no tail.
    Usually I am heard only at night.
    What am I?

    The usual suspect!
    Untitled Image




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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Boom.


    Well done


    Your turn


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    #5
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    whats the difference between a duck


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    Digital Solitude
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    2 inches between the legs


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    #7
    Tigger
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    Digital Solitude wrote: »
    2 inches between the legs

    filthy


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    [Deleted User]
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    Tigger wrote: »
    whats the difference between a duck

    The Multiverse?


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Tigger wrote: »
    whats the difference between a duck

    one bends down the other goes quack


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    Tigger
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    whats the difference between marmalade and jam?


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Tigger wrote: »
    whats the difference between marmalade and jam?

    Think it's too do with the types of fruits and peels,??


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    sullivlo
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    Tigger wrote: »
    whats the difference between marmalade and jam?

    I can't marmalade a certain item into a certain place ;)


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    andy125
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭andy125


    sullivlo wrote: »
    I can't marmalade a certain item into a certain place ;)

    :eek::eek::eek::eek:


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    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    sullivlo wrote: »
    I can't marmalade a certain item into a certain place ;)

    Rugby player
    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Think it's too do with the types of fruits and peels,??

    not a rugby player


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    [Deleted User]
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    I am a loveable character from whiny the poo except ive an R in my name what am I?


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    Oliver Beetroot
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 49 ✭Oliver Beetroot


    How many eyes has 4 flies and a geefer?


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    Tigger
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    Oliver Beetroot wrote: »
    How many eyes has 4 flies and a geefer?

    1

    or whats a geefer if you really what


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    Tigger
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    I am a loveable character from whiny the poo except ive an R in my name what am I?

    i hear your a fther agaain father


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    Oliver Beetroot
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 49 ✭Oliver Beetroot


    Tigger wrote: »
    1

    or whats a geefer if you really what

    If you don't know now, you'll never know. :)


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    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    sullivlo wrote: »
    I can't marmalade a certain item into a certain place ;)

    I love that one. You should have used the bold words though.


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    #21
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?


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    Maximus Alexander
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    A joke.


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    A joke.

    ding ding ding


    Goldstar for you sir


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    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    sullivlo wrote: »
    I can't marmalade a certain item into a certain place ;)

    I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard.


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    tritium
    Registered Users Posts: 7,428 ✭✭✭tritium


    Uriel. wrote: »
    I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard.

    Bubblegum?


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    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    tritium wrote: »
    Bubblegum?

    Spot on triticus


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    sullivlo
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    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    I love that one. You should have used the bold words though.

    I accidentally used the bold words in the presence of someone who I really shouldn't have... whoops!


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    [Deleted User]
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    Uriel. wrote: »
    Spot on triticus

    Triticus! :pac:


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    Tigger
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Triticus! :pac:

    Triticus and Clubfoot
    Best movie of 74


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    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Tigger wrote: »
    Triticus and Clubfoot
    Best movie of 74

    How's the practice for that piano recital coming along


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    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Uriel. wrote: »
    How's the practice for that piano recital coming along

    Better Than the chest waxing


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