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A story in six words

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    #392
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,427 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    If those numbers come up tomorrow


    If they do, I want 50%.


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    #393
    Blaizes
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    New Home wrote: »
    If they do, I want 50%.

    You could also phone a friend..


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    #394
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    New Home wrote: »
    If they do, I want 50%.

    You'll have some job finding RobbingBandit..... :D


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    #395
    New Home
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    Will he not be in jail?


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    #396
    Blaizes
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    New Home wrote: »
    Will he not be in jail?

    He will get a lucky escape...!


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    #397
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,427 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    I'll just shout "Release the hounds!".


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    #398
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    I'm not called caughtbandit am I

    50% hahahahahaha ha ha ha haaaaa


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    #399
    Hitman3000
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    Victory...all the humans are dead.


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    #400
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Hitman3000, how much do you charge...


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    #401
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk. Morning. Bang!


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    #402
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Roommate won't close the toilet door


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    #403
    Hitman3000
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,596 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    RobbingBandit wrote:
    Hitman3000, how much do you charge...


    How much dead ,are they worth?


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    #404
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,427 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    S/He should be shot! Ask Hitman3000.


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    #405
    Hitman3000
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,596 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    Darkness, as the fangs sank deeper.


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    #406
    RobbingBandit
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    Fire is this devils only friend


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    #407
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Alone again I feel so happy


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    #408
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Hey, I didn't hear no bell


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    #409
    Sonny678
    Registered Users Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭Sonny678


    I hate prison. I love drugs.


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    #410
    Sonny678
    Registered Users Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭Sonny678


    Leaving my hometown. Heartbroken, penniless, alone.


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    #411
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,427 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Sounds just like every Country song.


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    #412
    Sonny678
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    City street , homeless. No future, broken-hearted.


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    #413
    JJayoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,561 ✭✭✭JJayoo


    My dog has three legs ****


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    #414
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    My Story. Beginning. Middle. The End


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    #415
    secman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,235 ✭✭✭secman


    Groomed but I didn't say NO....


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    #416
    donegal_man
    Registered Users Posts: 5,714 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    Phone, wallet, out the door. KEYS!


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    #417
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    donegal_man wrote: »
    Phone, wallet, out the door. KEYS!

    A tale played out every day....


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    #418
    Blaizes
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    83 more sleeps till Santa... YIPPEE!!


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    #419
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,427 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    What.... what on earth was that??? :eek:


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    #420
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Soil. Seed. Water. Sun. Time. Flower.


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    #421
    Groot
    Registered Users Posts: 6 ✭Groot


    I am Groot, I am Groot!


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