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Naked Attraction on Channel 4

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  • #52
    KevRossi
    Registered Users Posts: 4,485 ✭✭✭KevRossi


    Quantum Erasure wrote: »
    exhibitionism, for the crack

    Plenty of crack to be seen, that's for sure.
    Tchaikovsky wrote: »
    They were looking for Irish contestants recently. I wonder how they got on


    These two applied

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  • #53
    Hamsterchops
    Registered Users Posts: 3,278 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    Too many flabby & wobbly bottoms for my liking.


  • #54
    TheRiverman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,231 ✭✭✭TheRiverman


    keano_afc wrote: »
    I only throw it on the odd time to see if they've got someone on who isn't covered from head to toe in tattoos.

    I mentioned are they sponsored by razor companies earlier,should have added tattoo shops also.Most of them look horrendous.


  • #55
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Yer mans toenails the other night ..mother of god,absolutely sickening.


  • #56
    topper75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    ... the chance to be on TV.

    Pretty extreme though. :eek:

    Why doesn't going to the Fleadh Ceoil and sticking your head over Hector's shoulder suffice?


  • #57
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Yer mans toenails the other night ..mother of god,absolutely sickening.

    You were watching Naked Attraction and looking at the contestant's toes?


  • #58
    Gatling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    You were watching Naked Attraction and looking at the contestant's toes?

    Foot fetish there is an ish for everything
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  • #59
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,533 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Yer mans toenails the other night ..mother of god,absolutely sickening.

    You should just look at the willies.
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  • #60
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    You were watching Naked Attraction and looking at the contestant's toes?

    Lol,they spoke about them because they were in such a state and then he was first off.I can only look at what the camera is showing.


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  • #61
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Lol,they spoke about them because they were in such a state and then he was first off.I can only look at what the camera is showing.

    Eugh! Maybe there's a fetish for long, jaggedy toenails scraping down your legs.


  • #62
    RobertKK
    Registered Users Posts: 33,752 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yer mans toenails the other night ..mother of god,absolutely sickening.

    lol I saw that. I don't know how anyone would have went on TV with feet that looked like they were growing things in the toenails, and the false toenail.


  • #63
    Porklife
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    I think reality television attracts a certain type of person. Even If I looked like Nicole Schewamajigger I wouldn't dream of going on a show like that. Whether it's attention seeking, not giving a f*ck, not thinking ahead or foreseeing consequences, I don't know but what I do know is I have zero respect for anybody who exhibits themselves in this way.
    What I really can't understand are the people who go on who don't have a nice body aestheitcally speaking, guys with teeny dicks and girls with one boob noticeably bigger than the other. That may sound mean but it does cross my mind when I watch that show from behind crossed hands. Pure cringe!


  • #64
    jmayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,186 ✭✭✭✭jmayo


    bitofabind wrote: »
    Can someone please explain to me the reason why anyone would volunteer to go on this show. I've watched about half a dozen episodes from behind my hands out of pure morbid curiosity and it's still a head scratcher to me.

    Imagine going into the office the day after you've gotten your todger / gee out on national TV and been judged in a slow car-crash reveal from arse to tit up?

    Why would someone volunteer to go on this show? WHY?

    At least they live up to the billing and show you naked bodies, that fecking naked survival just shows you blurry ar**, boobs and everything else.

    BTW I reckon the show isn't aimed to help with head scratching, but some other one handed pursuits. :D

    I am not allowed discuss …



  • #65
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    jmayo wrote: »
    At least they live up to the billing and show you naked bodies, that fecking naked survival just shows you blurry ar**, boobs and everything else.

    BTW I reckon the show isn't aimed to help with head scratching, but some other one handed pursuits. :D
    I can't say I've ever discovered any potential characters for inclusion in 'Sardonicat's Erotic Fantasy Archive' on that show. Quite the appetite killer, in fact.


  • #66
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,702 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Thelonious Monk wrote: »
    After seeing some of this I had to ask myself if humans have evolved to not have any pubic hair since I was born
    There's a programme on Channel 4 next Monday called 'Bring Back The Bush: Where Did Our Pubic Hair Go?' (10pm). Naked Attraction might have been partly responsible for that being commissioned.


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  • #67
    Still waters
    Registered Users Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Still waters


    Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »
    There's a programme on Channel 4 next Monday called 'Bring Back The Bush: Where Did Our Pubic Hair Go?' (10pm). Naked Attraction might have been partly responsible for that being commissioned.

    It has bafta written all over it


  • #68
    Melania Frump
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭Melania Frump


    I think its great craic.
    No pun intended.


  • #69
    Better Than Christ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    Just watching this now on Channel 4. Who (apart from me, right now) watches this shit.

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  • #70
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,533 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Does anyone has any desire to see a full bush again?
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  • #71
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Does anyone has any desire to see a full bush again?

    Better than those awful tattoos, anyway


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  • #72
    Better Than Christ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Does anyone has any desire to see a full bush again?

    I get nostalgic for it sometimes.

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  • #73
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    I'm usually sanguine about this stuff but that show is a definite tipping point of some sort.


  • #74
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    I've just watched a bit of it there now. God, it's grim.


  • #75
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,533 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Better than those awful tattoos, anyway

    And far easier to remove.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #76
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    For bobs and vagene


  • #77
    Fireball81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Fireball81


    Ah it's a bit of a laugh.

    I'm nothing special, would say I'm small to average at best down stairs but I don't care - why are so many hung up on it?

    I'm married now but if I wasn't I'd give it a shot.


  • #78
    Hamsterchops
    Registered Users Posts: 3,278 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    Channel 4 should do a version for "fit people" only!

    Pert bottoms, pert breasts, firm thighs, slender legs, NO Tats, no fat bellies or rolls of fat, no cellulite either!

    They should bring back the bush while they're at it :)

    Too much shaved genetalia, fed up looking at clitoris allsorts & shaved 'flaps', nothing wrong with a Ladies front garden as long as it's trimmed & thinned out occasionally. Tats are a curse.


  • #79
    bitofabind
    Registered Users Posts: 939 ✭✭✭bitofabind


    Porklife wrote: »
    What I really can't understand are the people who go on who don't have a nice body aestheitcally speaking, guys with teeny dicks and girls with one boob noticeably bigger than the other. That may sound mean but it does cross my mind when I watch that show from behind crossed hands. Pure cringe!

    Yeah this. Most of the bodies on there are staggeringly "average", cellulite all over the place, saggy boobs, man boobs, tiny peens, wobbly bellies, super skinny or fairly chubby etc. Which is interesting from a sociological perspective as it kinda reinforces - this is what most of us look like and most of us are getting laid etc.

    But it's like on a personal level - why?? Why do this to yourself? Why put it all out there so that potentially every single person you know will have seen you naked and it's in the archives forever?


  • #80
    creditcarder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭creditcarder


    I love this show! Although, I do feel like the presenters a bit of a bellend to the men.


  • #81
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Hamsterchops wrote: »
    Channel 4 should do a version for "fit people" only!

    Pert bottoms, pert breasts, firm thighs, slender legs, NO Tats, no fat bellies or rolls of fat, no cellulite either!

    They should bring back the bush while they're at it :)

    Too much shaved genetalia, fed up looking at clitoris allsorts & shaved 'flaps', nothing wrong with a Ladies front garden as long as it's trimmed & thinned out occasionally. Tats are a curse.

    I’d say the women want to see flutes like one of those cans with 4 tennis balls in it as well.


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  • #82
    Still waters
    Registered Users Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Still waters


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    I’d say the women want to see flutes like one of those cans with 4 tennis balls in it as well.

    Like a babys arm holding an apple


  • #83
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,762 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »
    There's a programme on Channel 4 next Monday called 'Bring Back The Bush: Where Did Our Pubic Hair Go?' (10pm). Naked Attraction might have been partly responsible for that being commissioned.

    this is on again on ch 4 now, might give it a watch, see what all the fuzz is about


  • #84
    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    bitofabind wrote: »
    Can someone please explain to me the reason why anyone would volunteer to go on this show. I've watched about half a dozen episodes from behind my hands out of pure morbid curiosity and it's still a head scratcher to me.

    Imagine going into the office the day after you've gotten your todger / gee out on national TV and been judged in a slow car-crash reveal from arse to tit up?

    Why would someone volunteer to go on this show? WHY?

    The same type of people who went on Embarrassing Bodies would go on this, OP. I remember there was a Big Brother contestant who had prior to that appeared on Embarrassing Bodies. Some people just want attention at any cost. ANY cost. Good attention, bad attention, they don’t care. Imagine what headwrecks they are.


  • #85
    shockwave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭shockwave


    creditcarder wrote: »
    I love this show! Although, I do feel like the presenters a bit of a bellend to the men.

    Shes an absolute dose


  • #86
    Fireball81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Fireball81


    Quantum Erasure wrote: »
    this is on again on ch 4 now, might give it a watch, see what all the fuzz is about

    Its hilarious, the twitter hashtag #nakedattraction is equally as funny to watch at the same time.


  • #87
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,510 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Other than the odd fella who would be flashing and streaking his way through life I can't see why anyone would be up for this. Do they get paid a lot?


  • #88
    Fireball81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Fireball81


    kowloon wrote: »
    Other than the odd fella who would be flashing and streaking his way through life I can't see why anyone would be up for this. Do they get paid a lot?

    Ah it's just a bit of a laugh, If I was still single (and maybe a bit yoinger) I'd do it.


  • #89
    Pythagorean
    Registered Users Posts: 244 ✭✭Pythagorean


    Hamsterchops wrote: »
    Horrendous tats, big tits, wobbly bits, big willies, small todgers, body piercings, cellulite, shaved front bottoms, flabby back bottoms, fat legs, hairy legs, hard nipples, big balls, little balls & birthmarks!

    Much better with their clothes on.

    Not to mention the hideous tattoos everywhere, they are the worst turn off. :eek:


  • #90
    ITman88
    Registered Users Posts: 876 ✭✭✭ITman88


    Pythagorean wrote: »
    Not to mention the hideous tattoos everywhere, they are the worst turn off. :eek:

    WTF is with all the tattoos, that surely isn’t a reflection of the general population Who has tattoos in the UK?


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  • #91
    Makayla Billions Wolverine
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Makayla Billions Wolverine


    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »
    The same type of people who went on Embarrassing Bodies would go on this, OP. I remember there was a Big Brother contestant who had prior to that appeared on Embarrassing Bodies. Some people just want attention at any cost. ANY cost. Good attention, bad attention, they don’t care. Imagine what headwrecks they are.

    i saw a few mins where some wan was on it for the 4th time or something she said. 'i'm looking for love'. maybe you're on the wrong show so
    it was so bizarre. couldn't watch any more than that


  • #92
    perrito caliente
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭perrito caliente


    Something I've noticed is that sometimes my penis looks bigger and sometimes it looks smaller, depending on a number of environmental factors. Also if I swing that or pre-stretch it will look very abundant. One time I was in Edinburgh and we ended up in a flat in some ghettoish part of town with some people of colour, and when I woke up in the morning my penis was exposed in the bed (I was with my girlfriend) and one of the black guys walked into the room and commented on how my penis was so small and how that must be why my girlfriend looked so unhappy, but actually my tube was just in a state of miniaturisation. Anything to worry about? None of the men on the program seem to have that issue but I think it's because they spit and stretch, or spin, prior to airing. Its a very large piece of meat when erect.


  • #93
    ITman88
    Registered Users Posts: 876 ✭✭✭ITman88


    perrito caliente wrote: »
    Something I've noticed is that sometimes my penis looks bigger and sometimes it looks smaller, depending on a number of environmental factors. Also if I swing that or pre-stretch it will look very abundant. One time I was in Edinburgh and we ended up in a flat in some ghettoish part of town with some people of colour, and when I woke up in the morning my penis was exposed in the bed (I was with my girlfriend) and one of the black guys walked into the room and commented on how my penis was so small and how that must be why my girlfriend looked so unhappy, but actually my tube was just in a state of miniaturisation. Anything to worry about? None of the men on the program seem to have that issue but I think it's because they spit and stretch, or spin, prior to airing. Its a very large piece of meat when erect.
    I’ve thought about this, elevated temperatures in the tube thing the contestants are will cause elongated phalus, as will pre preparation as you have described!
    I was in the swimming pool changing room after lanes on Monday and the B€?!€?! was non existent, shronk into oblivion, so I hung the towel and shimmied up the boxers, talk about embarrassment


  • #94
    RobertKK
    Registered Users Posts: 33,752 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    On C4 now, the tattoos on orange...


  • #95
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,824 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Yellow.:"youre promised a long hard fast ride"
    Booooom!


  • #96
    Fireball81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Fireball81


    Some behind the scenes stories...

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.ie/fabulous/3626624/what-its-really-like-to-star-on-naked-attraction-from-auditioning-nude-on-whatsapp-to-pubic-hair-contracts-and-no-payment/amp/

    https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/uk-weird-film-and-tv-former-naked-attraction-contestant-reveals-what-its-like-backstage-20180216


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  • #97
    nigeldaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,429 ✭✭✭nigeldaniel


    A lot of stuff on TV has me baffled not just N. attraction. The same with stuff from the US. Intertainment has snowballed down the wrong road to Nuttyvalla.

    Dan.



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