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How come nobody knows north, south, east and west?

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    #92
    Whirl_wolle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 145 ✭✭Whirl_wolle


    Emerson Glamorous Poodle wrote: »
    Of course. And getting directions in Tyrone for somewhere in Donegal will involve telling you to head for the South in a Northerly direction.

    I'm going to die laughing at this.


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    #93
    MactheKnife90
    Registered Users Posts: 165 ✭✭MactheKnife90


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    When I was in the army rangers they taught us a simple method: catch a migratory bird (crow works best), cover its eyes with a small bird-size blindfold, spin it round so it's dizzy then toss it in the air. Whichever way it flies is true north.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha cracker


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    #94
    Epic Eir Epic
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 83 ✭✭Epic Eir Epic


    I know this isn't really anything to do with N, S, E, W, but recently I'd a similar predicament with the gf.

    One of the front lights on her car recently blew. I asked is it the inside one or the outside. She replied "it's on the front". I replied "is it the one nearer the ditch?". She said "yeah". I said "maybe it mightn't be so dangerous driving home so".

    Later I realised it was in fact on the other side! Couldn't she have just asked "what do you mean by inside or outside"?


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    #95
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    Offside, or near side


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