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What Would MacGyver Make...?

  • 05-05-2005 7:56pm
    #1
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭


    Quite simple. As Richard Dean Anderson is without a doubt a feckin Legend, I ask.....What Would Mac Make?

    Post three Items, Pics, Links, whatever, and the next poster has to tell us what the Macinator would make with said items.

    That poster should then post three different items that the Mac could use and so forth....

    Here is some inspiration.....

    956197-1-macguyver__seaso.jpg


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  • #2
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Suppose I should start le ball....

    forester-swiss-pen-knife-by-victorinox-tn.jpg

    +

    2763-PurpleElastic-thumb.jpg

    +

    brandy-bottle.jpg

    =.......


  • #3
    breadmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,608 ✭✭✭breadmonkey


    a nuclear missile!

    .....or a pointy molotov cockail


  • #4
    PhoenixRising
    Closed Accounts Posts: 790 ✭✭✭PhoenixRising


    He could make a simple 2-stroke engine out of that lot. :D

    By the way, is that a real DVD front cover or do we all have to live in hope that they'll finally produce the DVD of this legendary TV series?? I remember signing one of those petition things for the DVD to the studio that produced MacGyver about a year ago.


  • #5
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I couldn't tell you...

    I just googled MacGyver and came across it.

    I also found a pic of a buxom young lady in a precarious position.

    Odd, really.

    Keep them pics coming before seamus puts a ban on the use of 'em. :)


  • #6
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    marvellous love to a beautiful woman!

    McGyver was the first crush I ever had :/


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  • #7
    vengeance52
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭vengeance52


    If MacGyver joined the A-Team, they could rule the world.

    No-one could stop them.... NO ONE


    -V-


  • #8
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    What about these......

    cow.jpg

    +

    truck.jpg

    +

    FOOT%20IN%20MOUTH.JPG
    (ah, look at the lil baby!)

    =...


  • #9
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    vengeance52 wrote:
    If MacGyver joined the A-Team, they could rule the world.

    No-one could stop them.... NO ONE


    -V-


    Not even the Hoff!!!!!!!!

    *gasp*

    What have I said!?!?


  • #10
    vengeance52
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭vengeance52


    funky penguin wrote:
    Not even the Hoff!!!!!!!!

    *gasp*

    What have I said!?!?


    Nope not even the hoff, with his manly rolled up leather jacket sleeves.

    Macgyver with his trusty knife, BA an his van, Murdock with his crazy methods, the face man's slick moves an Hanibals fantastic plans.They can topple governments

    :cool:


  • #11
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Cow+SUV+baby= very effective 'human shield' vehicle. The cow could go in the back and supply the baby strapped to the bonnet with milk.


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  • #12
    vengeance52
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭vengeance52


    use the cow as a battering ram on the front of the SUV, then wedge the baby on the accelatrator pedal. ya got a powerful ram.

    Then murdock jumps out the back door in a wedding dress, and the rest writes itself.....


    -V-


  • #13
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    A washing machine
    A metal clothes hanger
    And an elestic band.

    ..
    the possibilities...


  • #14
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Shabadu wrote:
    Cow+SUV+baby= very effective 'human shield' vehicle. The cow could go in the back and supply the baby strapped to the bonnet with milk.

    cowtruck.jpg


  • #15
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,474 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    an old steam power fairground merry-go-round, turned on it's side and wired up to an atari-jaguar

    this


  • #16
    mad m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,006 ✭✭✭mad m


    Well with first pics id say Mac would make a.......Brandy fueled slingshot armyknife crossbow.



    Ok brutal idea i know.


  • #17
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    funky penguin wrote:
    cowtruck.jpg
    It's like you can see into my brain!


  • #18
    Revalco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭Revalco


    funky penguin wrote:
    What about these......

    cow.jpg

    +

    truck.jpg

    +

    FOOT%20IN%20MOUTH.JPG
    (ah, look at the lil baby!)

    =...

    Burger king 4 kids


  • #19
    Revalco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭Revalco


    a cow mobile

    truck2.jpg


  • #20
    Revalco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭Revalco


    and the driver

    cow2.jpg


  • #21
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Shabadu wrote:
    It's like you can see into my brain!


    I use :eek: hypnosis :eek:


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Revalco wrote:
    and the driver

    cow2.jpg

    That's quite insane...


  • #23
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Hes too crazy for us.


  • #24
    Revalco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭Revalco


    funky penguin wrote:
    Hes too crazy for us.

    Thx funky penguin :D


  • #25
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    RDA would be proud....creeped out, but proud.


  • #26
    iguana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,916 ✭✭✭✭iguana


    I think he has turned the SUV into a weapon and is firing the contents of the baby's nappy out of a special gun turret. Unfortunately there are too many enemies and the baby can't go fast enough. Then MacGyver comes across a diuretic COW!!!

    On a related note did anybody else know that the guy who plays General Hammond on SG1 used to be the stunt double on Macgyver, for Macgyver's best friend Pete?


  • #27
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Seriously? Million to one chances happen nine times outta ten! :)

    On a similarly related note.....RDA rocks.


  • #28
    Revalco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭Revalco


    Got any more What Would MacGyver Make...? Funky penguin


  • #29
    CoolNitro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭CoolNitro


    Revalco wrote:
    and the driver

    cow2.jpg

    lmfao foot in mouth :D

    nice chop rev


  • #30
    CoolNitro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭CoolNitro


    Lockin13.jpg

    cold-steel-pole-axe.jpg

    Bag-o-balls.jpg


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  • #31
    Revalco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭Revalco


    Thx Coolnitro

    Dont ask me how but MacGyver made these!!!

    Bag-o-nuts.jpg


  • #32
    Revalco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭Revalco


    Heres my three

    goat1.jpg
    +
    battery.jpg
    +
    compass100.jpg


  • #33
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    =

    carotte.jpg


    Revalco wrote:
    Got any more What Would MacGyver Make...? Funky penguin


    Don't let me stop you posting your own Mac tools! :)


  • #34
    Kermitt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 465 ✭✭Kermitt


    Goat+carrots+cufflinks

    This would be Macgyver's exploding carrot spitting goat with satellite navigation(compass) - then mac could concentrate on shooting without having to steer the goat. :D


  • #35
    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    mona_lisa_angst-thumb.jpg

    +

    iran.tehran.lg.jpg

    +

    98091-doctor-who-underpants.jpg

    =

    question%20mark.gif


  • #36
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Thats obvious

    He would make a transfer from the mona lisa and place her face over doctor who. Then he would bombard Iran with said underwear, multiples now, not just one, and the iranians would be SO confused by the concept of a female doctor that the electrical enrgy of their brain would provide an alternative to oil, thus solving the current power problems in the worls

    Quite simple, if you know how

    Next:
    pineapple.jpg
    +
    ssvatb-1-sm.jpg
    +
    m&ms.jpg


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Last link no-worky. Big pineapple, though.

    /edit: Well it does now...I'm just gonna quit while I'm ahead.


  • #38
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Voila, smaller pineapple


  • #39
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    The toothbrush is the clue..... MacGuyver cleverly inserts pineapple into the M+Ms to prevent kids from rotting away their teeth with sugary foodstuffs....


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    funky penguin wrote:
    The toothbrush is the clue..... MacGuyver cleverly inserts pineapple into the M+Ms to prevent kids from rotting away their teeth with sugary foodstuffs....

    I would have thought that he was planning to create a new edible toothbrush, composed of MnM's & pineapples.


  • #41
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Myth wrote:
    I would have thought that he was planning to create a new edible toothbrush, composed of MnM's & pineapples.
    Damn....Thats fiendishly clever....

    Another reason why he is a boards Legend....


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  • #42
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    funky penguin wrote:
    Another reason why he is a boards Legend....

    That hasn't been proved by poll yet!


  • #43
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me places gun on ground and jumps over it.


  • #44
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Y'know if you were to wrap the gun in tinfoil before you did that, and jump at precisely 3:45:05 on the 8th of the month, it would create a cold fusion reactor


  • #45
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    To quote Sarky...."You have caused lol". :)


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