Were you ever scammed while over seas...?

bubblypop wrote: »

Bet you look like a big life size 100euro note.

More like a walking ATM to Asian chicks...

bucketybuck wrote: »

What's sadder, being an old man perving on kids in Asia, or just pretending to be one on the internet?

50 isn't old these days...get back to me when Im 65 and hitting on chicks that are still 25 odd years younger than me...

Getting back to hot chick in the white tight short dress....cos Im home now, alas she wasnt in the bar where we first met I was secretly looking forward to seeing her again despite what happened last night just before we parted ways...Of course I was in town early and wasnt in form for another night of drinking...Im a 50 year old sensible bloke and need to save my self for Friday night when I have a date, just a meet and a chat with a 21 year old Canadian chick who is here on voluntary work, she is black you know..which sort of proves Im not in any way racist...bumped into her two weeks ago on tinder and have been chatting since but I suppose thats going off topic and need to finish of White dress chick before I start on black Canadian chick...
Anyway, during white dress chicks pool playing, I managed to grab her attention, which is easy for a guy like me, and we came to a deal, if she made it through to playing me, who ever lost had to get in the beers...Of course she lost and we didn't end up playing pool until way later and then I won my game which meant I was delayed even further to getting around to getting right into her with my witty banter and smooth chat up lines...I threw the next game so I could go focus on her, she had taken up position outside with her massive weapon..
I finally got to go join her and she passed on her water gun to me, I was surprised she could actually lift it as she was so petite and femine and it was such a monster piece of tech...It was at this moment that I realised the man she was with had vanished..well not vanished, he was inside crying into his beer cos I had stolen his chick.
She got very touchy feely up close and personal over the course of the next two hours, she was a delight to hang out with, a pure breath of fresh air..I ordered in some pizza from across the road, we both went and sat in a corner and ate that...our eyes locked as if we were in love.
We talked about going out later on to a club, if you could call a club in Siem Reap a club...its mostly just sheds or big rooms with a DJ, bar and a few fairy lights hanging off what ever is available to hang off...I was up for it but the pizza started to kick in not long after we had finished and I suddenly was feeling washed out...Over the course of the night I was tossing up whether I should ask this chick back to my room, she was def up for it by the constant touchy feely she was doing but when you ask a chick back to your place when drunk, its always a bit touch and go the next morning, you wake with a random chick and 9 times out of 10 you don't remember her name, then you have to take a dump and if its a really bad one, which it usually is after a night of beer, you have that fresh pooh odour wafting around the hotel room and then you have the awkward arrangements of trying to get rid of her cos you are sick of looking at her and I need to get on with my single man lifestyle routine...Long story still long, I decided to not ask her back, I was tired and drunk but fully aware of the consequences of inviting her back...So I told her I couldn't take her back to my room tonight but would like to meet her tomorrow evening, she said that would be good and we could meet here...but first I must tell you something..I was expecting her to say she was married but no..."Im a boy" were the words that fell from her beautiful pouty full lips...

OMG, I don't believe you and I reached in between her legs for a quick feel Ala Crocodile Dundee style..Joking, I didn't for I am a gentleman..
I was genuinely knocked for six as my first encounter with a lady boy happened maybe 20 odd years ago...it was the same deal with her back then, she was a hottie and I was naive and didn't have a clue until she told me..but since then I have got around with many lady boys, and can spot one from 20 paces no problem, one of my friends was a lady boy, I spent weekends with her on her fathers farm in North Thailand catching turkeys with her very gay brother, their father raised turkeys which were sold at various times of the year, now I don't know if you have ever chased and caught turkeys with a gay Thai man and his ladyboy sister but it is an experience that I would totes recommend just to experience the gay and shrill screams of both of them when a turkey went a bit spazzo ..Anyway, I know my way around a lady boy but this chick was next level stuff, everything about her was lady, except the dangly bit between her legs..Once I got over the initial shock of being totally shafted by the very sexy chick and once I got over the fact that I missed out on recognising her real gender I had to submit and say...Well you got me there lady...Moving on from that I stayed about 30 minutes while she filled me in on her life and me telling her that Im not into ladies with pee pees...Of course meeting tonight as we were in the process of organising when she hit me with her news was totally forgot about which is why I went to the pub tonight to see if she was there...alas she wasnt and now I am sort of feeling a bit sad and lonely and rejected. Last thing we did was have a hug and say goodbye and totally pissed at myself for not organising to meet her proper, not for rooties of course but just to hang out with as she is a very fun chick...much like the one I caught turkeys with, she was married to some head honcho in the RAF and was mostly out of Thailand leaving her single to get out and about. I met her through Lala, Lala was one of my ex longer term Thai GFs...Lala was a real lady and I know this because I saw her vagina. But I am sure I will bump into her again as Siem Reap is a pretty small place, as an example, I mentioned before how I gave a driver 2000 riel for each of his kids, well as I was cruising home from town tonight I bumped into him and wife and 3 kids, he stopped me in the street and introduced me to his fam and thanked me from the bottom of his heart for the teeny tiny little gift I gave to his kids. That kind of made my night. And to finish, heres a vid of some hot lady boys...you can clearly see their masculine features if you know where to look...My white dress chick had none of the masculine features...
https://youtu.be/rd5R9r_ervY

Just to add...will do a story on the two Thai scammer chicks as mentioned in my first post tomorrow....tempted to do it now as sort of getting a bit of a kick out of people not believing my weird and wonderful lifestyle...but need to get some sleep in Siem Reap...23.30 now..thats 11.30 at night time for you uneducated nit wits..